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  1. Jazz Wolf

    Dijak to AEW

    Dijak/Lee as a team or revisiting their killer encounter sounds great on paper, but I have serious concerns that Keith genuinely doesn't have enough left in him to hang with, COVID seemed to really run a train on him, poor guy. I wouldn't be opposed to Dijak being brought on board. I'm not a...
  2. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/PWS Wrestling Simulators Discussion

    It feels like a LOT of the masked guys got the short end of the stick, and considering ZEN being... Well, ZEN, it means that the more unorthodox or out there characters wind up looking like uncanny valley mannequins. I went from usually pairing Crime Buster with Urban Fox for a high charisma...
  3. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/PWS Wrestling Simulators Discussion

    Downloaded and testing the demo out now. ZEN playthrough, of course. Some expected changes and updates here, lore wise, most of which is alright (happy for Vortex to get the ZEN contract, he's always been one of my go-to banger guys, bummed Dastardly gave in to the big money Raw offer, he's...
  4. Jazz Wolf

    Lashley’s contract set to expire

    I don't really care for Lashley. Didn't see what a lot of others saw in him, always thought he was kinda bland and dull, more hype than he was worth. But, honestly, in saying that - I still feel like the past two years at least, WWE have had absolutely no idea what to do with him. Too big to...
  5. Jazz Wolf

    Ric Flair + Energy deal potentially over

    And nothing of value was lost. I get it was a favor to Sting and, if I'm remembering right, wasn't really a dip in the accounting bucket since the shitty energy drink was paying for his contract (was that correct? Feels bonkers to type.) but the dude added nothing. At the very least I'm glad...
  6. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/PWS Wrestling Simulators Discussion

    That 'Request Callup' for child companies is legit one of the things I specifically mentioned as a potential update, fuck yeah. Little thing, but now it means I can try to offshoot an immobile lunk rather than be stuck with him for years. I can't wait to run an all-LGBTQ company.
  7. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Collision *SPOILERS* taped 7/10/24

    I can see the justification of that being 'well you were stripped because of something beyond your control, and while we're not allowing the freebird rule to be a thing, you have an extra man in your stable so we'll give you the chance to regain it now rather than wait for Jay to come back at a...
  8. Jazz Wolf

    Damon Kemp no longer under contract

    Rough draw for the guy. He was definitely miles better than his shitass brother, not that the bar is particularly high for that in either morality or entertainment. Felt like he peaked during the Creeds angle, then just faded into the background. He's definitely got a good amount of tools and...
  9. Jazz Wolf

    Opinion: Gunther's opponent is not a SummerSlam worthy world title match

    Am I too late for the MITB discussion? I enjoy the concept as a 'you're never really safe/break glass in case of emergency' failsafe, but I can absolutely agree that the way it's been used has gotten very stale over the past years. The problem is that it never really seems like they plan it out...
  10. Jazz Wolf

    *SPOILER* coming to ROH

    Oh fuck yeah. Push these guys to the moon and don't look back. I need my himbo zoolander models holding every single tag title at once.
  11. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/PWS Wrestling Simulators Discussion

    Neat. Will definitely keep an eye on this, even if the first few hours of my playtime would just be going through every single worker/fed bio and seeing the lore updates. Then I'll inevitably try either a ZEN run, (old faithful) or some sort of 'Rookies Only' run, or some sort of 'fuck you I'm...
  12. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    Christ on a stick, Ramjam is absolutely unhinged as a commentator. Poor Broc has his work cut out for him, keeping up with this clown. Wowzers. This Burt Holl/Dirty Don only has one direction to go. And it's towards a crevice. Stay tuned. Going to go out on a limb and shoot some predictions...
  13. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/PWS Wrestling Simulators Discussion

    Yeah, no, these look damn amazing. Fuck, I'd boot up a custom company with some of these guys if I had the drive to focus on more than one save at the time. (The shitpost fed takes priority.) - I'd be pushing Outlaw Bruce to the fuckin' moon. Just look at that moustache. Stache of an antihero...
  14. Jazz Wolf

    The WWF brand split; a low effort BTB

    This is the greatest BTB in existence. I don't know what to focus on - A rest hold leading into a submission, Rikishi's top submission move being just sitting on someone until they quit, the genuine storytelling in Edge & Scotty, the sheer flippant 'this thing fuckin' happens and it's whatever'...
  15. Jazz Wolf

    is new here. the rules clearly say "do not post in general chat" ok.

    I second this, Loocha Bear is amazing. Love that guy. I have nothing else to add except that reading this thread felt like receiving sixteen consecutive punches to the face.
  16. Jazz Wolf

    WWE Undergoing Releases

    While we're topic, when's the last time Dexter Lumis popped up? Feel like it's been ages and I don't even remember hearing if he was injured or not.
  17. Jazz Wolf

    WWE Undergoing Releases

    Been a while since we've had a batch of releases. I had a soft spot for Xia Li, enjoyed her NXT story with the 1,000 year old ghost witch even though it felt like a halfhearted attempt to do Lucha Underground stuff. Thought her intro vignettes when she got called up were fun, then she got 180'd...
  18. Jazz Wolf

    Oklahoma's Athletic Commission warns AEW over using Nyla Rose in their state

    Been a while since we've found a collectively agreed bunch of bozos to dunk on. Fuck these guys. We know it's never about protecting children or any of that garbage, it's about restricting the lives of others under the guise of morality. Part of me hopes they shrug and just avoid Oklahoma for...
  19. Jazz Wolf

    Fight Night '24 & KODM3 || Promo Thread

    HALLOWEEN KNIGHT AND TRASH MAMMAL AND JUAN TOTHREFOR ARE TR1CK OR TR4SH IN You Should Try Grindr -=-=-=-=- ???: So, what exactly are we doing here, again? ???: Ain’t that the question of my life. ???: Hush, amigos. Trust me, I have a plan. ???: Famous last words. It’s a pale...
  20. Jazz Wolf

    Wrestler 004 - Effy

    Alright I'll bite Skill - 12 Mic - 13 Personal Preference - 7 Bonus category: Facial hair - 36
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