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  1. Random Chat Thread

    When used properly and as instructed by a physician? The same as any other medication. Honestly, I don't know why people care about PED use in pro wrestling. It's not like it gives them a competitive advantage, it's purely cosmetic. Regulate that shit and have it done under a doctor's supervision.
  2. Greatest Video Game of All Time

    I have not. I would absolutely love to but I need to purchase a new PC first. This netbook that I'm running as an interim machine can't run friggin anything past like, 2004
  3. Greatest Video Game of All Time

    I'll make it a round 10 Nominations: Earthbound Civilization 4 Deus Ex (the original) Anachronox Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corner of the Earth Tales of Symphonia Final Fantasy 6 Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Crono Trigger Capcom vs SNK
  4. Random Chat Thread

    HGH. I'm fairly certain that WWE only does urine tests for drugs and HGH is only detectable in blood.
  5. MMA General Discussion Thread

    Broke his jaw too, apparently. Also, it wasn't a great fight but I was really surprised by Arlovski's ability to hang in there given all the talk made about his glass jaw after his recent fights. I'm not certain though if that says good things about Arlovski or horrible things about Johnson.
  6. What does your Username mean?

    I was watching King of the Hill when I made my account. The episode where Dale is reunited with his gay father. Regardless, at one point Dale's dad knocks on the door and Dale opens it in his underwear and yells out monkeystyle! and attacks his father. Anyway, I thought that was hilarious so I...
  7. UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz

    Yeah, he broke Koscheck's orbital bone in the first round. You make it sounds like his thumping of Koscheck was anything less than ridiculously impressive. Every time he threw the jab, Koscheck knew it was coming but GSP continued to connect anyway. For 25 minutes. And it's not like Koscheck...
  8. UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz

    I appreciate what you're trying to say but GSP still out struck Diaz by almost 3 to 1. If that isn't aggressive then I don't know what to say. GSP has, in general, put some stiff beat downs on his opponents but there is this culture of hate around him that is absolutely senseless.
  9. UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz

    This is a stupid argument. Benson Henderson has 6 decisions in a row, nobody is calling him a decision fighter. Every single one of Demetrious Johnson's fights in the UFC have gone to a decision. 5 out of 6 of Dominick Cruz's fights have ended in decision. 3 out of 5 for Renan Barao. 3 out of 4...
  10. Should They have been Bigger?

    I always thought that Hassan would have made for a big face under the right circumstances. Dude was American, which is why he was so angry about his treatment, right? After a while of fighting the forces of xenophobia and oppression he could start talking about what traditional American values...
  11. UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz

    Personally I love me some good, old, irrational GSP hate. Makes me love it all the more when the FightMetric stats show up (FightMetric: St-Pierre vs. Diaz Official UFC Statistics) and show that GSP outstruck Diaz almost 3 to 1.
  12. UFC 158: GSP vs Diaz

    I think what he's saying is that sure, Hendricks pretty much took Condit down at will, but Condit did more being taken down than Hendricks did to him on top. There's a lot of weight given to take downs when it comes to scoring and it gets kind of lopsided in fights like this where the take down...
  13. HEY, GUYS! EVER DONE DRUGS?

    This is definitely one of those old wives tales. I assure you that there is nothing true about this at all. By the way, for those of you interested in DMT there is a book called DMT: The Spirit Molecule and as far as I know it has instructions on how to extract it from certain types of grasses...
  14. Wrestling Books

    Ring of Hell by Matthew Randazzo. It focuses primarily on Benoit but is also a pretty vicious indictment of the wrestling business as a whole. Great book.
  15. Musicals

    Slightly different musical but Cannibal! The Musical was pretty friggin' awesome. Also, the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  16. Random Chat Thread

    Yeah, one of my most hated tropes in the WWE. "Wrestler A needs to be taken more seriously. What can we do?" "Eh, let's just put him in a suit." Also the fact that they almost never let a heel get real heat doesn't help. A heel doesn't always need to cheat to win. A few convincing, clean wins...
  17. Random Chat Thread

    With Swagger I think that it's almost certainly because of physical cues. The goofy smile, the chest beating and the lisp pretty much screamed don't take me seriously. Add in a silly gimmick like the All American American and the fact that he's a decent wrestler but not a stand out one and he...
  18. Random Chat Thread

    I absolutely agree. A great match isn't necessarily enough anymore. A break out in ring performance is more than just having a great match. You brought up CM Punk and he's a great example of this. Punk was a guy who was always great in the ring and gave great promos but was habitually under...
  19. Anybody play the Kingdom of Loathing?

    Depending on how long it's been since you've played, the game has changed significantly. New quest zones and previous quests have gotten a massive revamp too. It's great. If you need anything hit me up in game. My username is monkeystyle, same as here.
  20. Random Chat Thread

    Thank you. You don't necessarily need catchy music to get over but one of Barrett's big problems is that he doesn't have anything that really sets him apart from anybody else. Like I said, he hasn't had a break out in ring performance yet, and while he's not bad on the mic he doesn't really...