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    TMZ Pokes Fun At Dead Superstar

    I found it somewhat amusing. How is it any worse than a few people on various forums (including this one) saying "lol I knew he'd die sooner than later, he was a fat fuck." (Not that I didn't find amusement in that either, just saying.) Besides, looking at the quote, it's possible they didn't...
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    Rey Mysterio

    His merch alone is one big reason to keep him signed, but I struggle to think of an appropriate role for him if he weren't wrestling. He doesn't strike me as the manager type, though it might work if he were mentoring some other cruiserweight or luchadore, but who would that be exactly? Sin...
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    If Cesaro becomes a permanent main eventer...

    If Cesaro is gonna remain a babyface, then he needs to talk on his own. If you look back over the history of the WWF/E, babyfaces typically don't have mouthpieces to speak for them because the company sees that the best way to get the audience to relate to you is to speak on your own. When...
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    WWE Top 10 RIP OFF GIMMICK OF ALL TIME!

    Goldust was shades of both "Exotic" Adrian Street and "Adorable" Adrian Adonis. And Adrian Street himself had similarities to Gorgeous George (though not technically a "ripoff", more of an inspiration.) Ryback had obvious strong similarities to Goldberg when he first debuted but ended up...
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    Feb. 24th is a "Big Night"

    Um, no. Even if Hogan was able to wrestle, I could 100% guarantee you that match wouldn't happen.
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    Smackdown 2/21/14 results

    Sounds like a good Smackdown from a ring-work point of view.
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    If Cesaro becomes a permanent main eventer...

    They should turn Big Show heel again eventually (since him changing his face/heel alignment is usually a yearly thing) and have him put over Cesaro. Imagine Cesaro doing the Big Swing on "The World's Largest Athlete."
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    The Rock major target for 2015 HOF

    Ric Flair went in the night before his 'retirement' match at WM24. It'll be a similar deal with Rock - likely announcing ahead of time that this is his final hurrah and that win, lose or draw, tomorrow night you're gonna see the very best out of The Rock for one last time and all that stuff.
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    If Cesaro becomes a permanent main eventer...

    I don't believe he needs a mouthpiece. He's not great on the mic but he's not what I'd call terrible either. Not everyone has to be The Rock on the mic and not everyone needs mic skills to get over anyway. Cesaro is already over without them. Just keep him on his own and hope he improves on the...
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    DB vs. Triple H seems like it's happening

    Well, duh. Before Punk took his ball and went home, he was feuding with Kane as a way of building towards a match with HHH. With Punk gone, Bryan is now the one feuding with Kane instead. Pretty obvious to see Bryan has simply filled Punk's spot. Plus, it wouldn't make any sense for anyone to...
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    When I watched Bray Wyatt's promo this week

    I thought a similar thing, especially when Bray uttered the line "...funny you should say that, we were just thinking the same thing" in response to The Shield throwing down a challenge for them to come down to the ring and fight. IMO, all the greatest heroes and villains in wrestling would...
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    The Rock major target for 2015 HOF

    Forgot all about Foley. But I can see them wanting a bigger star to do the honors instead. I'm reminded of how it would have made the most sense to have Trish's greatest rival, Lita, induct her into the HOF last year but they had Stephanie do it instead (though Trish might at least be the one to...
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    Big Daddy V/Viscera Dead at 43

    I really don't see how the discussion got to this point and don't care to continue debating it. All I said was that The Kliq played politics and that even if Mabel hadn't had a knack for injuring people, they likely would have still prevented him from winning the championship. That's what...
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    The Rock major target for 2015 HOF

    Makes perfect sense if his match next year is his last (which he's more or less said it would be.) Really, really not looking forward to a match with Lesnar, but it would make perfect sense as Rock's retirement. Austin should be the one to induct The Great One, but I get the feeling they'll...
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    What the actual fuck?

    Terrible.
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    Big Daddy V/Viscera Dead at 43

    Um, no. That was the 1993 King Of The Ring, not 1994. The inaugural KOTR ('93) was built off the fact that it was Hogan's first title defense since he won the belt again at Wrestlemania 9. You really think Hogan jobbed to Yokozuna and then showed up and beat Flair for the WCW World Heavyweight...
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    THE ROCK is the one and only wrestler who is always greatful to the business dat created him! Agree?

    Um, he left the business behind in pursuit of a movie career in Hollywood. Not that I BLAME him or anything, but I don't think someone who chose another career over pro wrestling can technically be said to be more passionate about the business than everybody else. I'd say guys like Flair, Angle...
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    WTF is going on with Kane?

    I dunno, I for one enjoyed his transformation from the Big Red Machine into the Corporate Kane. He had been doing the whole "masked monster" stuff for exactly 16 years, so he was stale as shit and needed a change. Of course, this current role is gonna get stale even quicker (in fact, it's...
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    Fuck it, can we just make the Roman Reigns fap thread?

    Would have been a great alternate title for Army Of Darkness (aka Evil Dead 3), if you've seen that.
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    Fuck it, can we just make the Roman Reigns fap thread?

    Army Of The Dead sounds like an awesome name for a B-horror movie.