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  1. Re-doing the Lady's bathroom.

    I have no idea what happened to my OP. So... Anyway. She's purchased a new house so she's renting out the one she has now (it's a triplex, not just a house) so we have to re-do the bathroom. Started off by bleaching the walls in an attempt to avoid sanding the grout. That didn't work so we...
  2. I declare that henceforth KenFan4Life is...

    ...untouchable. I am making him my protege and he will have the same bullet-proof status that I currently enjoy and abuse. Kenfan, you are currently IWF's MVP, and we love you for it. Especially Chuck. He just refuses to come to terms with his feelings.
  3. Monkey Shines - 02/02/09 - Save yourself two hours and read this instead.

    I haven't done one of these in a while so forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. Anyway...*cracks knuckles* on to business. Let's look at last night's Raw. Shane McMahon made his way down to the ring to start the show. I immediatly noticed two things. First, it's crazy how much Shane looks like...
  4. For Kaedon. (re: The Wrestler ending)

    Yes he did die. That was blatantly obvious. The last match set the whole scene. Marisa Tomei's character comes back for him and tries to get him not to do it, but Randy doesn't care. The match is all that matters. SO he goes out and begins having major heart trouble. He looks back and sees...
  5. CHMWL (The CenaHardy Memorial Wrestling League)

    Now, in honour of our recently departed member and top (If not the top) BtB'er on the forum I will carry on his legacy of satire with my newest BtB. The CenaHardy Memorial Wrestling League. In this league we will take the real life IWF BtB writers and their personalities and turn them into...
  6. Feelin' kinda dirty right meow.

    I may have actually marked out for Randy Orton last night. For shame.
  7. Just bought a telescope.

    Never used one before. Anyone here have one? Any tips for a first time star gazer such as myself?
  8. Signature request. Please and thank you.

    Theme: Your concept. Colours: black and white, ideally. If you have a better idea though run with it. Person(s): Jim Morrison Text: On one side of the signature, I want this text : Do you know the warm progress under the stars? Do you know we exist? filled with green death (I touched...
  9. roflllllll Sea Kittens > Fish?

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24891359-421,00.html A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition. Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name...
  10. Steal this thread.

    Rip it off. Who actually gives a damn? If I was surfing on another forum and saw a good topic for discussion that I didn't think of, I'd use it too. Its not stealing. Its not even intellectual property. Since when can discussions be stolen? Get over it. For the record I don't care...
  11. monkeystyle man's up. (The end of an era)

    Today is a pretty crazy day for me. Though tbh the last few days have been too. I guess I've decided that it's about time that I actually start acting really responsible because y'know I have my lady and I am absolutely crazy in love with her and I pretty much just want to do anything to make...
  12. 'The Wrestler' Director wants wrestlers included in the SAG

    http://www.lostcolonyentertainment.com/ and... Whatchu think?
  13. IWF Book Club: Chapter 1

    Anybody can get in on this. First book up is considered a modern classic, written by Anthony Burgess in 1962. It is the dystopian tale of Alex and his droogs as they travel through milk bars and engage in the occasional act of the old ultra-violence. This book is a times rather disturbing and...
  14. IWF Book Club

    Would anyone be interested in trying something like this? I'll throw out a new book every two weeks (Or so) and then we can all further our knowledge by discussing the book here afterwards. Would anyone actually do this?
  15. The List Part 33 1/3: The Final Insult

    So I took the entire list, plus a few notables, plus a few to round the number out to 50. 50. rosewt01 - As much as I want to say C4 is worse, I just can't do it. You suck. 49. C4 - Complete Transofrmation: Douchebag 48. Kassidy - Gave up work for GFX League (rofl) 47. McLovin -...
  16. Lance Storm bitch smacks TNA. (Again)

    Can any of you TNA fans actually justify this?
  17. Lance Storm bitch smacks TNA. (Again)

    Can any of you TNA fans actually justify this?
  18. Countdown to 5000 aka "The List Part 33 1/3: The Final Insult"

    Yeah so its has been nearly 6 months since the last list: http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14608&highlight=the+list http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20662&highlight=the+list I give you no option but to participate of you see this.
  19. I need a new avy.

    Kinda bored of the necrophilia tbh. Suggestions?
  20. Mobilizing the Army.

    Y'know, normally I would never go in for shit like this but I'm throwing it down and asking for you the members of IWF for your aid. Show C4 how much of a whiny douchebag he is by beginning a negative rep campaign against him until we can bring him down into the red. Now since I don't have...