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  1. More prove that John Cena is a douchebag

    You know what, I am honestly fucking sorry about this, I got confused and was 100% WRONG. It was his mother's boyfriend that didn't attend. But so are you... Again, only reported as Orton complaining. Hear say on Kennedy's part. This is completely fucking relevant. Your gripe is about the...

  2. More prove that John Cena is a douchebag

    He was better than Riley in ring. He was a great promo. Even in canned promo mode, he was excellent and his facials are the best of any new talent in a long while, Ziggler needs to learn something about facials. Miz did deserve to be champ, he was fucking over. He and Sheamus should be the top...

  3. Kevin Nash Says NWO Will Reunite and Help CM Punk

    And it was starting to work, it really was. And then Jeff Jarrett happened. With the Main Event Mafia, it's not that no one cared, its that no one cares about...you know what, fuck it. I'm not going to take the obvious joke that is laden with truth. That fucking company.

  4. Takin' a shit in the dark here...

    Worst case scenario for me is Angel Soft. Plus Kleenex>Charmin.

  5. More prove that John Cena is a douchebag

    Sometime ago you were eating his gooch, as you did Swagger's. Way to scout talent, pal. Riley SUCKS. The only time he was good was leaching heat off of Miz. He's an absolutely awful wrestler, an even worse promo and as bland as tofu. The cream rises to the top and the turds sink to the bottom...

  6. How would you guys feel about Alberto Del Rio as comedic babyface?

    It would be so awesome if his gimmick was that he was outsourcing to American workers instead of Mexicans. That, my friends, is comedic gold.

  7. Relly's overlooked, underappreciated, completely fuckin awesome movie thread

    Holy shit, have you seen Slumdog Millionaire?? FUCK, that movie is so fucking good.

  8. Takin' a shit in the dark here...

    Also, I won't use a john if the shit paper is single ply. Not spoiled, there are certain things you just can't be cheap with.

  9. Takin' a shot in the dark here...

    True, but not too much SEO can really do to help with this place. A birdy on my shoulder told me about how to clone Facebook ads and link them back to wherever you'd like...

  10. Kevin Nash Says NWO Will Reunite and Help CM Punk

    Punk and the nWo? No thanks. Punk can help create the definitive heel stable of his generation, no need to rehash something that's time has passed. It would be like having the Outsiders join the Horsemen back in 96, in which Nash and Hall were the hottest heels on the planet and the Horsemen...

  11. Takin' a shot in the dark here...

    SEO is almost as dead as this board. The big G don't care too much for keywords these days, black hat is dying.

  12. Takin' a shot in the dark here...

    Most of these people probably register to see Nino's spank show.

  13. The WWE has buried itself. It's NEVER been this bad before.

    Taker has time left on his clock, not enough to work a steady schedule, but certainly working maybe the big shows and especially Mania. Of all the cool shit from last night, I think seeing Taker might have been my favorite moment. As long as they use him as the special attraction that he...

  14. Takin' a shot in the dark here...

    Really the root of the problem is simple: myself, Luke and G1 are the only regulars. Then you have off and on people like Rell, Nation, Mizmasta, Airfixx, Peep (speaking of which, where is that guy) and a few others. We need more people, plain and simple. Unless someone knows how to draw and...

  15. The Dark Knight Rises was nothing short of AMAZING (No Spoilers)

    How do you do method acting for a fictional comic character, especially one as deep and varied by the Joker? It's not like homicidal maniacs walk around town in face paint committing super villainy so there's a precedent for him to approach his methodology. When I think of method acting, I think...

  16. I am a nugget

    In regards to Puro and legit 5 star matches.. Here you go: www.theditch.biz You're welcome, bitches.

  17. Takin' a shit in the dark here...

    I used to smoke pot while taking shits for a bit. Kinda miss it honestly.

  18. The WWE has buried itself. It's NEVER been this bad before.

    I can see them building a Bryan-Punk heel alliance, almost like an indy version of the "Two Man Power Trip" and I don't see Sheen working a match and you'd think a cat that did that much smack would be Flar type broke and desperate, but apparently even after the divorce and so on and so on, he...

  19. The WWE has buried itself. It's NEVER been this bad before.

    It's no one's fault except his own. They had him wrestling as GM because they had MAJOR plans for him, he was going to get into some top programs from my understanding. The fact that he still has a job after three or so violations (some before the Wellness Policy) shows how much the company...

  20. Takin' a shit in the dark here...

    Taking shits and reading is one of my favorite things to do.
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