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  1. What If Matt Morgan Became A Masked Monster?

    You take Dolph Ziggler seriously? He's a good wrestler but his gimmick sucks. If you think his best matches are with Kane then you're delusional. Rey had much better matches with him as did Morrison.

  2. What If Matt Morgan Became A Masked Monster?

    What all of those matches have in common is that they featured a wrestler who could carry Kane to something respectable. Except for the inferno match. That's one of the cheesiest crapfests of all time.

  3. What If Matt Morgan Became A Masked Monster?

    No. Kane is immobile and has always been immobile. His character has meant jack shit since 2001 and he takes up roster space. Matt Morgan is already a better wrestler than Kane and a better prospect for world champion. It's not a secret why Kane has only been champion for one day and has...

  4. Howdy

    ^^^Enzo has a great counter point. I watched his youtube channel and while the highlight video is cool, it doesn't do anything to prove who he is. Like Enzo said, he's trying to sell himself to marks and smarks and that seemed like a bad idea to me.

  5. Megan Fox dropped from Transformers 3

    Good. She's hot, but ultimately a no talent "it" girl. See ya.

  6. Greetings

    ^^^LOL "we don't like heavy metal, we don't like rock n roll, all we like to listen to is Barry Manilow" Stuff of legends!

  7. Would you continue NXT?

    There was nothing worse for NXT than Otunga being guest host. He's a fuckin nobody hosting the flagship show? Fuck off.

  8. Greetings

    Welcome, I like the old school Rougeau name drop.

  9. John Cena needs to evolve

    ^^^I yearn, YEARN, for the day John Cena comes out and tells the kids to "stick it" a la Hulk Hogan in 1996! He was such a bad ass heel in 2003 mocking Undie, Guerrero, Lesnar, Angle, in some funny and really scathing raps. Imagine him walking out in a suit or just jeans and a long sleeve...

  10. John Cena needs to evolve

    I don't know what age has to do with it. Pro wrestling is weird when it comes to age. The first DX reunion in 2006 saw a 41 year old HBK and a 37 year old HHH making fart jokes and staring at Coach in a thong.

  11. Ultimate Warrior shoots on Million Dollar man

    It sounds like the Warrior may be on to something. Rumors and stories about DiBiase, whether true or not, have been circulating for years. I still think the smartest thing Warrior has ever said was "Queering don't make the world work".

  12. 5/17 Raw Discussion

    It's refreshing to see someone else who's not big on Undie's ways. Great wrestler...yes...great at putting over other wrestlers...BULLFUCKIN SHIT! Edge won a great match. That should have been it. He shows up, one chokeslam later and Christian looks weaker because it took him 15 mins to lose...

  13. omg michael benoit

    As per usual, the usage of fake to describe pro wrestling must be dealt with. The general public thinks no one gets hurt. That's the fine line the McMahon's shouldn't tread like this. It's ok to admit it's all scripted but make a point to let regular people know there's real risk involved...

  14. Stupid Variations of moves in Wrestling

    And every one of them is botched.

  15. TNA Christian > WWE Christian

    Edge's physique is nothing special either. That's actually why I prefer today's WWE. Real people aren't built like Batista and Triple H.

  16. Stupid Variations of moves in Wrestling

    Drew McIntyre's butt fuck of a double arm DDT is lame. Cross Rhodes is gay. Dream Street is weak. What these moves have in common is either too much set up or no real impact.

  17. WWE on Nickelodeon

    If they do this then I agree. I love watching old ppvs and tv shows. A cartoon, however, would not be nostalgic. Does WWE expect me to start using my sippy cup again? I gave that shit up at least a month ago!

  18. Price Of Human Life

    I can tell you for fact that criminal offenders currently incarcerated, male or female, aren't worth the hair in the crack of your ass.

  19. US Midterm Elections 2010

    I can only speak for myself. You're right. I don't care anymore. Politics have been ambiguous and corrupt since, well, forever. As long as there is money and power to be had, there will be suits from Yale or Duke that want it. I live by the great George Carlin creed of not voting or...

  20. Is Abyssamania Really Something Else?

    I thought he might be doing it to either turn himself or Abyss heel. Abyss says he's fed up and black hole slams Hogan. Although that might make him a bigger babyface! It's more likely that Hogan will turn heel. yay...
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