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  1. Zany Clowny

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    ah yes, Florida and Canada, the brain trusts of mankind
  2. Zany Clowny

    The cosmic egg is cracking.

    The cosmic egg is cracking.
  3. Zany Clowny

    F**k Hulk Hogan

    I wonder if the authors of these gripping articles imagined themselves writing about C list boomers with brain damage spouting horse shit on their Facebook pages? Truly incredible journalism.
  4. Zany Clowny

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    leslie nielson penetrated Kevin Nash in the blistering hot summer of 1992
  5. Zany Clowny

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    same thing
  6. Zany Clowny

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    dialectical and historical materialism by joseph stalin
  7. Zany Clowny

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    cut me in half and count the rings
  8. Zany Clowny

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    I have been around a long time, I've got the receipts, I've seen footage, I've beaten the puss, I've smoked the kush, no preacher can preach on my behalf, no teacher can teach my arrogant ass.
  9. Zany Clowny

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    it was all publicly funded either way
  10. Zany Clowny

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    pretty much, all school taught me was how to make a knife out of a toothbrush, shoot dice in a parking lot and suck cock
  11. Zany Clowny

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    yeah night night night night
  12. Zany Clowny

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    I was but the wallpaper was colorful and looked liked faces in the dark so I counted that as at least 3 years of elementary
  13. Zany Clowny

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    thankfully I was never indicted
  14. Zany Clowny

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    roller coaster tycoon became death camp simulator for me like the Sims i would trap them on rides drown them in pools
  15. Zany Clowny

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    hidden trau-memory
  16. Zany Clowny

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    staying up until 4AM playing a flash version of the oregon trail dying of dysentery over and over and then passing out at school
  17. Zany Clowny

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    but who would believe me
  18. Zany Clowny

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    if you play Lego Island, stay up for two days straight, and then watch Bi Centennial man you can speak to God
  19. Zany Clowny

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    something about old PC games make me disassociate. Candy Land, obscure cereal box Stuart Little games, basically ketamine simulators.