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  1. Leon TrotSky

    General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

    What separates a cat from a pig, let's be honest
  2. Leon TrotSky

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    Sounds like a Dak evening
  3. Leon TrotSky

    General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

    So... Bible porn and Nazis
  4. Leon TrotSky

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    First time someone's mentioned Ryker in 2024
  5. Leon TrotSky

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    Because "people should have rights" and "people shouldn't" are totally equivalent
  6. Leon TrotSky

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    shouldn't be surprising
  7. Leon TrotSky

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    It's weird that we never hear about the Book of Austin aside from that one verse
  8. Leon TrotSky

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    The Beast is Nero because "666" means "Nero Caesar" in some sort of weird Biblical numbering system
  9. Leon TrotSky

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    And we know this because Revelation contains coded references to Roman emperors who oppressed Christians
  10. Leon TrotSky

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    John is from after Revelation
  11. Leon TrotSky

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    Luke and Matthew came together, stealing from Mark and from another source we haven't found yet
  12. Leon TrotSky

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    Mark was the one that got written first
  13. Leon TrotSky

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    John was the one that was written after
  14. Leon TrotSky

    General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

    Shit like Habakkuk and Nahum and Zephaniah are just filler
  15. Leon TrotSky

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    Oh and Revelation because you can sense the drug trip energy
  16. Leon TrotSky

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    Genuinely all the good stuff is in Genesis, Exodus, and the Gospels
  17. Leon TrotSky

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    It's the closest thing to Bible porn outside of the Song of Solomon
  18. Leon TrotSky

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    Do you think any sheltered Bible Belt teens ever got off to that?
  19. Leon TrotSky

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    Home of the classic line: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
  20. Leon TrotSky

    General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIVUK