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  1. SAL

    Cops: Man dies after punch from Burger King worker

    I'm assuming the old man was physically weak too, but for all we know we're wrong. Maybe he wasn't frail. Maybe the kid didn't get a chance to see that he was frail. Self-defense is about acting reasonably from your subjective point of view. I looked around for more information on the case, but...
  2. SAL

    Cops: Man dies after punch from Burger King worker

    By the way, I'd never discourage someone from arguing with me. I'm so embroiled in the system that I need people with independent opinions to straighten me out from time to time. You're right to think about it in terms of the victim, a presumably frail old man. It is the kind of thing that...
  3. SAL

    Cops: Man dies after punch from Burger King worker

    No way is this murder. You can't expect someone to die just because you punch them. This is what manslaughter is meant to cover.
  4. SAL

    Cops: Man dies after punch from Burger King worker

    Yes. Calling it homicide doesn't even necessarily mean it's a crime.
  5. SAL

    Jeff Hardy is a fuck up and TNA Accepts it

    Worse than letting him keep working in his condition, they made the decision to put him at the forefront of their huge angle. The definition of mismanagement.
  6. SAL

    Official Raw discussion thread

    Um. Guys? We like wrestling, don't we? Why are we upset about getting an extra hour of wrestling? Did I miss a memo about this or something?
  7. SAL

    Cops: Man dies after punch from Burger King worker

    Homicide is not murder. When they declare it a homicide, all they're saying is that the punch caused the death. And for the record, murder is more than just intent to kill. It's murder if you intend to kill someone, if you know your actions are very likely to cause death, or if you act with...
  8. SAL

    Clearing the Air

    I'm only a dick to you, ya dick. Everyone else, I think a couple of deep breaths are in order.
  9. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    35%, moron.
  10. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    Yes, I'm trying to make sure that I don't lose my ownership papers to my cavern when Kobe comes to town. Whatever the fuck this means.
  11. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    Sorry, it looks like Aquaman is the best.
  12. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    TEAM AQUAMAN
  13. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    I think the one solution is to rename all of our teams after totally awesome superheroes, so THE AVENGERS don't beat us.
  14. SAL

    So, who do you think is funny? (On TV)

    Charlie Kelly from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" is the funniest character I've ever seen. N3kUK9Dq1n0
  15. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    Sorry Ben! To make up for it, I'll give you a complimentary one week pass in the cavern, to be redeemed at any time.
  16. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball

    Finally, someone smart enough to recognize that manliness is a function of fantasy basketball skills.
  17. SAL

    NFL Regular Season Discussion Thread

    DeSean fucking Jackson :lol: Any reason to show the compilation of him fucking himself out of TDs by being an idiot, is fine with me.
  18. SAL

    Clearing the Air

    I wasn't privy to a lot of this, but I can tell you that I really appreciate the gesture. Anything that puts an end to drama and encourages civil discourse is great with me. Now I'm off to make some dick jokes.
  19. SAL

    NFL Regular Season Discussion Thread

    Tim Hightower is the new captain of my fantasy team. What a lifesaver. Now for Vick and McCoy to put this away for me. VICK