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  1. SAL

    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    Someone tell Goodell to stop acknowledging the fans if all he can say is "I get you."
  2. SAL

    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    Cam's gonna get some money he won't have to give back!
  3. SAL

    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    They will. And it bothers me too, but I can't figure out why. I don't know why I should care about being surprised when Goodell says it.
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    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    You can trade picks. The league's position is that they're not starting the offseason yet (even though that's pre-fucking-cisely what they were ordered to do by a judge), so players can't be moved. Strangely enough, there's a chance they will start the offseason tomorrow, and different rules...
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    Jennifer Hudson Reveals She Was Discrimated Against Before She Lost Weight

    Uh...she didn't get roles because she was big. If that's discrimination, I don't know what to say. I guess I haven't made it into movies because the directors have all been discriminating against my unattractiveness.
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    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    I can't imagine he'll drop past 5. For one, everybody has him going to Carolina. And on top of that, he's got outrageous talent and if nobody in the 3-7 area wanted him, someone would trade up for him.
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    NBA Off-Season Discussion Thread

    Re: NBA Regular Season Discussion Thread Not true Brandon. There was that time Psych predicted that Kobe would get traded to the Amish Society of Queers:
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    Woman Quits Job to Attend Royal Wedding Festivities

    Goddammit I just hate some people so much.
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    Punk leaving WWE soon?

    STOP. STOP IT. SERIOUSLY. Stop talking about having a "legitimate chance to win a match." They're scripted. You seem to think that guys like Jericho and Punk are lower-tier talents than the other guys you mentioned. And you're clearly missing the fact that you think that because WWE HAS DECIDED...
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    NFL 2011 Off-Season thread

    Yep! But before we get to that, I'm honestly stunned that the judge ruling on the case ordered the lockout to end. For one, the Union's "decertification" was bogus, and they continued to act like a union even after formally breaking up. I think the judge got caught up in the situation from the...
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    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    Excellent, we finally see where P1 learned everything he knew about how to be a staff member.
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    WWE Network News

    But their whole thing is being WWE, a wrestling company. They're trying to get away from that, but creating their own network won't make people think "oh look, they do all kinds of stuff." It'll make people think "oh look, the wrestlers are trying to do non-wrestler stuff and I care as much as I...
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    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    Sheamus was losing to Evan Bourne among other jobbers and had an angle devoted to being a big disappointing ginger a whopping 2 months ago. Wade Barrett hadn't beaten anybody at all without 7-on-1 help until a few weeks ago, when he beat Kofi Kingston with the help of only 3 people...
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    Looking At the 2011 Draft

    I personally wouldn't move it anywhere. I like the tiered concept, with Smackdown as a place where guys can be built up into main-eventers and Raw as the place where the big names go and celebrities show up to plug their movies and shit. All I'm saying is that you shouldn't even try to build...
  15. SAL

    WWE Network News

    This is stupid...they have a billion dollar company in a bad economy with interest in the product at a low point...why are they expanding?
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    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    This is such a circular argument. They booked Orton to look good...they haven't booked Punk to look good...so they can't book Punk to look good? Punk entered the main event as a heel in 2009 and has gotten big heat ever since, even though he rarely wins his matches. People care about him IN...
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    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    Oh yeah, nobody should go over Orton, he's fucking amazing.
  18. SAL

    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    So, you like everything about Punk, but you don't like the people who like everything about Punk. Got it.
  19. SAL

    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    Yeah, WWE doesn't want stupid people's money or anything.
  20. SAL

    Beth to Raw to keep Punk happy?

    Why is it weird? It's common knowledge that Punk's a pimp of near-Batista proportions, and Beth's a little more muscular than most women but dude: