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  1. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball 2011

    Well, since you said last night you didn't need rebounding, GIMME KAMAN
  2. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball 2011

    What waiver number did you have Chico? I was 9 and I didn't bother submitting a claim.
  3. SAL

    **SPOILERS** Ongoing SmackDown Results (17th Feb Episode)

    I have it on good authority that if you say Wade Barrett is a terrible wrestler 10,000 times, he'll actually turn into a terrible wrestler. So you're about halfway there. He's perfectly fine in the ring.
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    **SPOILERS** Ongoing SmackDown Results (17th Feb Episode)

    Why? So everyone who doesn't know how wrestling works thinks he has a chance? The buildup for both chambers has been superb, in part because they haven't worried about making a big stiff look great.
  5. SAL

    MLB Offseason Discussion Thread

    Plucky underdogs, bro. No playoffs the last two years, finished last season 6-17. BUY LOW
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    MLB Offseason Discussion Thread

    You gotta go Red Sox.
  7. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Hey gang. Check out the second edition of Sal Talks About Wrestling People. Leave comments telling me how to suck less at this. http://wrestlingsmarks.com/forums/t21701/#post158036
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    STAWP 2/13/2012

    Hello folks. Welcome to the 2nd edition of STAWP: Sal Talks About Wrestling People. For the uninitiated, my goal is to say something insightful or witty about every single person who appeared on Raw tonight. QUICK, THERE'S NO TIME, I HAVE TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE QUICKLY, KANE MIGHT BE BEHIND...
  9. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball 2011

    If Chris Paul was a Laker, Kobe would've slashed his achilles in the shower by now so he could have the ball more.
  10. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Addendum: if a guy points the X at his cock, that does NOT signify an injury.
  11. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    If a guy does it when there's a big camera pointing at him, it's obviously not real. If a wrestler does it, it's obviously not real.
  12. SAL

    Fantasy Basketball 2011

    Carlos Delfino is a fucking asshole.
  13. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    He was wearing the same stuff. Nobody remembers the difference dude.
  14. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    That went from WORST to BEST so fucking fast. Thank you Zack Ryder. No.
  15. SAL

    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    They're the same thing to me. And that means they're DEFINITELY the same thing to casual fans, many of whom probably don't even know he had a non-Deadman phase.
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    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    My god that would be horrible. If they build up all this philosophical nonsense with HHH and it ends with "YOU ATTACKED MY WIFE, UHHHHHHHH" that would be the worst thing ever. I'm talking about when Mick Foley turned into Cactus Jack and it scared the shit out of HHH. ABA Taker doesn't have...
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    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Serious question: why would ABA Taker do any more to strike fear into HHH? ABA Taker was as humanized as he ever was, and the gimmick didn't last long enough to warrant being revisited for what may be Taker's last match.
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    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Not a bad idea. American Badass Undertaker vs. Triple H has never happened before.* *Wrestling didn't exist 5 years ago. (no, I can't resist snarking all over this angle and ruining my Raw review material)
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    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Yeah, tearing hair isn't cutting off hair. It's a weak excuse.
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    WWE RAW 13th February 2012 - LIVE Discussion

    Who cuts their hair off out of frustration? Why not just use it to symbolize Taker's fading invincibility?