Search results

  • Welcome to "The New" Wrestling Smarks Forum!

    I see that you are not currently registered on our forum. It only takes a second, and you can even login with your Facebook! If you would like to register now, pease click here: Register

    Once registered please introduce yourself in our introduction thread which can be found here: Introduction Board


  1. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    I'm not going to lie to you, Ghetto Anthony. I agree with your analysis.
  2. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    In lieu of posting gifs and making an effort, um, my team is good. good day.
  3. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Steve Nash - Los Angeles Lakers - 2013 Player Profile - Rotoworld.com Wow, he felt me mind-kicking him in the penis? That's amazing.
  4. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Well in PSYCH's defense, Nash's contract on the books is another reason why Darren Collison will be their biggest free-agent signing this summer.
  5. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    And now please concede that you were ejaculating into your Lakers jammies when the trade was made.
  6. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Goddammit Steve Nash, why did you have to hold Mitch Kupchak at gunpoint and demand that he give a three-year deal to a 36-year-old who was pretty much certain to decline? In other news, I just giddily threw my life savings at a homeless man because he said he could help me grow angel wings...
  7. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Whoa whoa whoa Anthony Davis is way too low on this list. And LeBron's ranking isn't "go fuck yourself."
  8. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    SAL FOR COMMISSIONER 2014-15 My platform: I'm barely ever around, you can do pretty much whatever you want, and I'll add some dumb unnecessary quirks to the rules. I'll get my Bud Selig avatar ready.
  9. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Like the fucking wrongest of wrong, yeah.
  10. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    I'VE GOT STEVE NASH AND HE IS A BEAUTIFUL TWO-TIME MVP AND HE WILL AVERAGE 12 POINTS 4.0 THREE POINTERS AND 15 ASSISTS AND HE WILL PLAY 77 GAMES THIS YEAR THAT IS ALL THANK YOU
  11. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Kobe will be back opening night and will tear his other achilles hopping around on one foot. Then he'll come back by Thanksgiving and hurt himself crawling across the floor. It's gonna be like the 12 stations of the crucifixion, only way better.
  12. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    I think Asik and Lin are both set at 8.5M per year under the cap. It wouldve been 5/5/15 if their teams matched, but since they didnt houston only has to take the yearly average it. I read that somewhere, i'll try to find it. Edit...
  13. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    1. Since I said they were 3rd-most likely to come out of the West, why the shit would I bet on that? 2. You understand that "The Spurs never go to 2 finals in a row as they lack the mental and physical stamina" is a fucking Blue thing to say, right? I think you do and you're trolling for...
  14. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Good, good. Pick him up and use a roster spot on him. You know what else works as a good-luck charm? Productive players. If you want Odom to be your good luck charm just pay him like $10 and a bag of weed and I'm sure he'll take a picture next to your shitty roster or something. THE...
  15. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    PSYCH just pick up Lamar Odom so you can have K-Blow together again. Do it before Lamar K-Blows a .28 on his next breathalyzer.
  16. SAL

    Nah, I don't think I need another big right now. I mean, I've got ANDY VAREJAO for the 5 games...

    Nah, I don't think I need another big right now. I mean, I've got ANDY VAREJAO for the 5 games he'll be healthy this year. If anything I think I'm light on guard stats.
    • SAL
    • Profile post
  17. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    kobe
  18. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    We're calling a trade offer that was made (presumably not at gunpoint) a dick move now? Jesus christ any league like this is all about getting competitive advantages. YOU'RE ALL TURNIN INTO COMMIES. And stop trying to help PSYCH out everybody. He's not Blue. He chooses to be stupid about...
  19. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    More importantly I think, Anthony doesn't seem the type to walk away from the kind of money Dwight Howard did by signing with a new team. Melo's the guy who demanded to be traded to New York back when you could still sign a 5 year deal with a new team just so he could get the maximum maximum...
  20. SAL

    WS Fantasy Basketball 2013-14

    Houston immediately bought him out and he voluntarily signed wih Oklahoma City which doesn't even have a hospital I think but the facts are irrelevant here because I was only applying your ludicrous standard of care to your favorite team to make a point ya dummy. And of course Boston has...
Top Bottom