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  1. utvolzac

    Sami Zayn thinks he's a tough guy

    Just out of curiosity, what makes you think Sami Zayn would automatically kick this guy’s ass? Sami doesn’t have a tough guy rep like Haku or Harley Race. He’s certainly not physically imposing, he’s very much the average guy for size/strength. I’ve never heard of him having any kind of...
  2. utvolzac

    Sami Zayn thinks he's a tough guy

    I don’t think sizing him up is talking shit. It’s just speculation on his chances in a legit fight. He’s not some physical specimen like McIntrye or Lashley. If you put him in a police line up with 10 random fans from the audience, I doubt anyone could definitively pick out the professional...
  3. utvolzac

    Sami Zayn thinks he's a tough guy

    Umm, okay. In the unlikely event that I’d ever meet Sami Zayn and we get into an altercation, I’ll be sure to give him a try. I’m not in my prime anymore but I’m pretty diligent with my diet and weight training regimen. Sami is pretty much the poster boy for “skinny fat” so I’ll hope he...
  4. utvolzac

    WWE Hall of Fame 2020 Discussion Thread

    Great class. Kinda shitty that they included Waltman with the core NWO, that’s clearly a Triple H favor there. In the grand scheme of things he was pretty irrelevant with his time in the NWO. I mean he was guy number “Syxx” in the group. That’s a pretty big fuck you to guys #4 & #5, no? When...
  5. utvolzac

    Favorite WWE Moment of the Decade

    Seth Rollins cowering in the corner crying because he’s afraid of Bray Wyatt in a Slipknot mask is one of the greatest moments ever, let alone the last decade. You couldn’t have asked for anyone to fill the whimpy Beta role better than Rollins. This is exactly how I picture Crossfitters when...
  6. utvolzac

    WWE Winter Cleaning

    Eh, I’m not going to miss anyone from this list. Harper is a gift wrapped x-mas present for AEW, they desperately need some size on that roster. Damn shame on the Ascension. Before Vince turned them into a cartoonish Road Warriors parody and before Kenneth Cameron (Bram) got drunk and...
  7. utvolzac

    Joining the Herd

    What’s up. I’m migrating with the herd from Wrestling Forums after it turned into a shit show. After reading the 13th thread about how Seth Rollins is better than the Rock and Stone Cold, I couldn’t stomach anymore. This site looks pretty good, recognize some familiar names.
  8. utvolzac

    Sami Zayn thinks he's a tough guy

    Technically everyone has a punchers chance in a fight regardless of size or skill. But Sami doesn’t strike me as someone I’d put money on in a fight. I’d put him at a coin flip against the average WWE fan in the audience.