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  1. FWA 'The 18th Anniversary Show' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    This is the birth of the anti-space opera agenda.
  2. The 2023 FWA Hall of Fame Ceremony.

    A major, huge, massive congratulations to the three newest inductees of the HOF: Nova Diamond, my tag team partner "Rockstar" Randy Ramon, and one of the GOATs, Gabrielle. Each induction is deserved. You could not find a better combination of character work, creativity, and overall writing chops...
  3. FWA 'The 18th Anniversary Show' || Promo Thread.

    It is space. Space it is. The blackness surrounding the sparkling silver of stars is quite the scene. And amid all of this gloriousness, chugging along is the Magic School Bus, with its very light yellow color and chipped paint and black exhaust smoke obnoxiously pumping out of the back in loud...
  4. Meltdown XXXII: 'UNSANCTIONED' || RESULTS.

    Good Meltdown show. Read the segments and skimmed the match results + commentary. I love full heel Peacock as World champ although the little swerve with Allen was predictable. Not a criticism necessarily. Just a standard heel move that has been done in wrestling enough where I can see it coming...
  5. Meltdown XXXII & Fallout 032 || Promo Thread

    As XYZ writes his letter to death, Wild Jerry pretends to sleep near the front of the Magic School Bus. He opens one eye and makes a "psst" sound across the aisle to Frank. "Frank," Wild Jerry whispers. No response. "Hey ... Frank." XYZ is too entrenched in writing his letter to notice, and...
  6. Meltdown XXXII & Fallout 032 || Promo Thread

    Letter to Death XYZ was just 9 years old when his mom abandoned him on the side of the road – leaving him with nothing but a leash in one hand, a duffel bag in the other hand, and a makeshift cape from a green cloth tied around his neck. That was May of 1996, more than 27 years ago. XYZ is...
  7. GroundZero.com

    Character Name: The Pink Precipitation Height: 5'9 Weight: 165 pounds Age: 33 Billed From: Parts unknown Entrance Music: "Cheers (I'll Drink to That)" by Rhianna Finishing Move: Running bicycle kick Additional Moves: 10-count punch One-armed bulldog Running right hook to a cornered...
  8. FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || RESULTS.

    Gonna give an in-depth review of the show and will try to read every word of it, even the matches. The presentation is great. I have no notes there. Superb stuff. I like Michelle being in the ring for almost an hour prior to the show starting. So, I have a hunch of something and want to track...
  9. FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    Reviews P2 Big Bryan Baxter (@Dubble J ) I enjoyed the ghosts or visions of Peacock and Aly coming and then the nod to how there are multiple (3) double champs while Baxter is the lone outlier in the title landscape currently. Hadn't thought of or realized that until just now. The flashbacks...
  10. FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    I'm going to try and read/review God-knows-how-many promos. Please know that I haven't read more than maybe 3 FWA promos in months and if I am missing a backstory or context, I'll try to keep it in mind before shitting on your work. Tommy Bedlam (@Tommy Bedlam ) First thing's first. In my...
  11. FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    Which match are you most looking forward to at BiB and why (at least one sentence)? Best vs. Krash has the longest amount of build, going all the way back to like Mile High of 2021 when Krash won the World title and Jeremy was in the match and viewed Krash as a friend (if I am misremembering...
  12. FWA ‘Back in Business XVII’ || Promo Thread

    “When do we tell him?” “Tell him about …?” “Trios. Us. You, me, and Sierra.” “You wanna tell him, gringo? You estupido?” “I think he’ll find out when we go to the ring for the match, right?” “Aye, yeah. I … well … do you think he’ll be mad?” “I don’t know! You’ve known him longer than me.”...
  13. FWA ‘Back in Business XVII’ || Promo Thread

    What’s the haps? Purpose: TRIOS Location: Mexico City, Mexico More specific location: Estadio Azteca Character: El Narrator, a man with a white handlebar mustache and a country twang to his speech Setting: An otherwise-vacant ticket booth looking out to the parking lot, walkways and other...
  14. Meltdown XXX & Fallout 030 || Promo Thread

    XYZ's mind often wanders. This is par the course for anyone who spends the majority of their day behind the wheel of a school bus, even a magic one. XYZ is driving this yellow lug of lard through galaxy systems for 20 hours a day, turning and gliding this way and that way, either with intent or...
  15. Meltdown XXIX 'WE HAVE A PROBLEM' || RESULTS

    This is a good version of Jeremy Best.
  16. Meltdown XXVIII & Fallout 028 || Promo Thread.

    Dreams Can Fly Pt. 2 Christian Howard has spent the past couple of weeks studying wrestling matches. Just pouring his work days into wrestling matches. Singles matches. Tag team matches. Triple threat matches. All sorts of them. The only running theme is a specific wrestler participating in...
  17. FWA 'Carnal Contendership 2023' || Promo Thread.

    When XYZ walked up the steps of the two-story commercial building to the upstairs loft space with two rooms – both rather cramped – he doesn't know what to expect. He isn't sure if there will be 2 people or 20 people waiting for him and his friends. Maybe there could be more? More sounds insane...
  18. The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    I appreciate the S/O. I didnt even self-vote Zombie in my list. Wanted it to win organically. And I had the 2nd and 3rd place songs super high! They are incredible themes. The FWA member base came through with good taste at the top. "IN YOUR HEEEEEEEAD, IN YOUR HEEEEEEEAD"
  19. The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    Keep the gimmick going but we both know you play Zombie on the daily when no one is around.
  20. Meltdown XXVII & Fallout 027 || Promo Thread

    “I am sorry for your mistakenness,” XYZ says, walking away from whomever he’s talking to and towards the curtain area inside of the Fallout arena. “Mistakenness? Is that a word?” Frank whispers to PacMan Bert, who does not pick up his head or even give a shoulder shrug to acknowledge. Frank, a...