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  1. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I seem to have misplaced my Legend status with the merger. That's $45 (3 years ago without inflation and economics) down the drain. If anyone has seen it please tell me. Its probably lost, scared, alone, and hungry
  2. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Nice to meet a fan
  3. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Ah, home sweet home. I see yall repainted the walls a bit. And somebody has put a new butt imprint in my favorite chair ... but its home. Well, under a different name but nonetheless.
  4. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    I predict @WelshyBOI and I take a dub home. Hitman style.
  5. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    @Kid Vicious Update 1.2: Entrance theme changed to Automatic by Vo Williams & DJ Ricky Luna Coupe de Grace finish renamed to Cakewalk Entrance reworked to better fit character and theme New Rep picture used, same base Character Gimmick edited slightly
  6. Patriot Pants

    AMA The Bordeauxs (Tag Team)

    TEAM INFORMATION GROUP NAME: The Bordeauxs MEMBERS: Bret Bordeaux & Bellatrix Bordeaux COMBINED WEIGHT: 369lbs UNIT DEBUT: 2022 CHARACTER DESCRIPTION GIMMICK: Trouble making, orphaned siblings with VERY different personalities. ALIGNMENT: Face IN-RING TAG TEAM STRATEGY Isolate and adapt...
  7. Patriot Pants

    AMA General Promo Discussion Thread

    @Dolph Zinger I can't be in the ABL because I'm 100% all in for Burgerman. He's better than Mayor McCheese and The Hamburglar combined in terms of fast food characters (I'm dead serious)
  8. Patriot Pants

    AMA General Promo Discussion Thread

    Burgerman 4 President
  9. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    Bro, I wish
  10. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    Nah fam that's the Residence and the promos you've written for them in the past, present, and the future
  11. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    Thank but I have this one reserved Jon boy. It cost me a lot. Let's say .... the amount of ... Liberty ... or Death, even.
  12. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    Jokes on you, Bret's home is the ring. Which means he'll either A.) Be leaving that home with a big fat W or B.) He'll be dead in it
  13. Patriot Pants

    AMA Manifest Destiny [Preview]

    @WelshyBOI you know how Trix has never had a match before? Well, she'll get quite the learning experience this card lol
  14. Patriot Pants

    AMA Rush Hour - San Francisco, CA [Show]

    I really liked the show Can't wait to have Bret and Bellatrix get into the mix. "And when you add the Bordeauxs to the mix, their opponent's chance of winning drastic go down." - Scott Steiner
  15. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    @Kid Vicious Update 1.1: Now Technical/Highflyer Wrestling Abilities slightly reordered Height and Weight changed Rep changed to Will Ospreay Moveset seen changes to accommodate skillset Bloody End move edited to be a Coupe de Grace Entrance altered slightly/added more character to it If any...
  16. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    I dunno what you're talking about lol