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  1. Moon Bird

    Death Before Dishonor - July 23rd 2022 - FTR vs Briscoes 2, Gresham vs Castagnoli, Samoa Joe vs. Jay Lethal and more!

    Being that this is the first fully Tony Khan produced show it will be interesting to see what he does with it. I'm hoping the separation between AEW and ROH is f*cking huge! Clearly there are some roster issues that need to be addressed but I guess that comes down to contracts and such. I think...
  2. Moon Bird

    Death Before Dishonor - July 23rd 2022 - FTR vs Briscoes 2, Gresham vs Castagnoli, Samoa Joe vs. Jay Lethal and more!

    Colt Cabana? I haven't seen that guy in forever! An unexpected match but I'll take it. I'm interested to see Brian Cage in action again, I know he's been doing this indies but I haven't seen him on TV in a wrestling capacity in forever either. Dalton Castle is always entertaining. But what I'm...
  3. Moon Bird

    What Are You Watching Now?

    I just finished watching The Pentaverate on Netflix and let me tell ya, it's a lot better than the reviews would have you believe! It's around 2 and a half hours all up for 6 episodes. It wraps up nicely at the end. There's some full frontal male nudity. You get Mike Myers playing a whole bunch...
  4. Moon Bird

    Best Movie Villain Round 1b: Raoul Silva (57) vs Khan Noonien Singh (72)

    Wasn't Silvas motivation for being bad just being p!ssed off that he was left to die by his own government?
  5. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    PSA : Say no to drugs
  6. Moon Bird

    Best Movie Villian Tournament Round 1a: Jack Torrance (48) vs Xenomorph alien (81)

    I'd argue that the Xenomorph isn't villainous. It's just doing what it's supposed to do. There's no ill intent. Just like if a shark bites off your leg in the ocean. It's just being a shark.
  7. Moon Bird

    Best Movie Villian Tournament Round 1a: Hans Landa (16) vs Vizzini (113)

    As an actor Wallace is first rate. But this one goes to the Nazis.
  8. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    *remembers it's like 2am in America and leaves*
  9. Moon Bird

    General AEW Thread

    I honestly don't know who is prettier, The Bunny or Penelope Ford.
  10. Moon Bird

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

    They should call the next movie Fantastic Thor.
  11. Moon Bird

    What are you listening to now?

    The best black, gay, one-eyed junkie piano genius New Orleans has ever produced.
  12. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I was about to quote pink floyd then I remembered I don't know any of the words to pink floyd *shrug*
  13. Moon Bird

    The Political Thread

    So you should be able to start getting child support from the moment the heart beats then? Sweet. There's almost a years back payments in child support owed to a lot of single moms right now then...
  14. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Hello?
  15. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    *slaps looch on the ass*
  16. Moon Bird

    What are you listening to now?

    I like your sig Fourth but I can't help but think that OC is too cool for a Mustang. I see him more of a Celica guy. Everyone knows all the cool kids drive vintage Japanese....
  17. Moon Bird

    What is the most you would pay for $3X?

    Seeing that no one can afford sex these days maybe the government needs to subsidize that sh*t. As far as basic human needs go it comes right after food and shelter... Maybe I need get into politics and run on a campaign on free sex for all...
  18. Moon Bird

    What are you listening to now?

    It's Sunday morning here. I've got the windows open. Fresh air blasting in. A cup of tea. And am listening to some unknown argentinian jazz band from the 1970s. God bless New Zealand.
  19. Moon Bird

    What is the most you would pay for $3X?

    This is everything wrong with capitalism right here. What kind of f*cked up capitalist society do we live in where Looch can't even afford basic sex? It's not like a hooker cocaine party....he can't even afford some 50 something year old homeless woman to tug him off..... Bernie Sanders...
  20. Moon Bird

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    They were getting too long though. A rap and then the ass boys chant was too much. Well every week it was. Though I will miss Anthony and Daddy Ass scissoring.