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  1. You're Sentenced To LIFE in a Cell with MARK HENRY & You Have to Beg 2 Me 4 Parole!

    OK, you win. Damn! Bested by a chick! Did you see that guys? Some newbie babe comes in and taps me out with her first post, while all of have been hurling countless useless peas at me for almost a month. Well, that's it. I'm out of here. Was it as good for me as it was for you...

  2. You're Sentenced To LIFE in a Cell with MARK HENRY & You Have to Beg 2 Me 4 Parole!

    Logical & I are watching & taping TNA "Hard Justice" now, so we're too busy to post. Just answer the thread dare and quit the name-calling and the empty slurs. And, btw, this will be my last thread in this forum. So make your counter-posts good. once I'm finished with this thread, I'm...

  3. You're Sentenced To LIFE in a Cell with MARK HENRY & You Have to Beg 2 Me 4 Parole!

    No kid, read the post. I am the parole board member and YOU are in a cell with Mark Henry. HE'S GAY in causal talk and you have to get out of the cell. You've been getting it from MH for 5 years now, and face getting it for rest of his or your life. Now play this game or get out my thread...

  4. You're Sentenced To LIFE in a Cell with MARK HENRY & You Have to Beg 2 Me 4 Parole!

    You were at live WWE event and during a 6 man tag with Finley, GoldDust & Hornswoggle vs. The Big Show, Khali & Kane, someone behind you has an epileptic seizure, causing you to fall and collapse the guard railing onto Hornswoggle, accidentally killing him. Security calls the police and you are...

  5. Backstage Reaction to Nash's Segment with CM Punk

    YOU, not ME, Pick Who I Do Life in a Cell With a MALE WWE STAR.In Default It's Umuga LogicalWMD was my roommate and like a brother to me. He's just returned from a symposium held at Princeton, where he lectured on the neurobiochemistry of IWF anger. He's here with me now. Although he...

  6. LogicalWMD....I'm calling you out son.

    LogiicalWMD...I'm calling you out son CenaMark54 already conceded this HIAT to LogicalWMD. Like I''ve said in other posts, LWMD was my roommate and I saw the whole thing and the email sent by CenaMark54, wherein he cried "Uncle'. Case closed and time for the administration to close this...

  7. The best wrestlers...ever?

    The Best Wrestlers Ever? Thank You. I'm adding you to my friends list and invite you read my other threads.

  8. The best wrestlers...ever?

    The Best Wrestlers Ever? Read the edited post. I never rely on Wikipedia, Ive updated it a few times. Question my legitimacy if you want. I've all the men on my either live, on tape or on TV.

  9. Two Scoops & I R the Best Posters In Here! Who Can Dispute Us & Win?

    No son, I will not disassociate you will such instant dispatch. And you're insults have the effect of a feather. Not even. You and so many in here have problems with anger. You are like no other. Instead of retorting in kind or in spades, which you know I full can, I'll tell about my...

  10. The best wrestlers...ever?

    The Best Wrestlers Ever? I just found this thread and I am pleased to find a poster who can express himself articulately, and with whom I am in general agreement. I'm surprised that Mr Bad Example (a great Warren Zevon album, btw) hasn't seen my thread on Flair. But he's right that the...

  11. WCW4Ever

    Again the boy genius responds with his patented, cryptic humor. He's head and, well, head anyway above all of you. Don't even try to fathom his words. But as for a "piece of crap memoir", you don't judge a book by its cover. And when you haven't even seen the cover, you're blind and you're...

  12. Two Scoops & I R the Best Posters In Here! Who Can Dispute Us & Win?

    OK, now we're getting somewhere. I just found a new recruit. I've seen enough negativity in this forum, since I debuted by posting an innocent thread about Polish greats and challenging others to depose Ric Flair. Now we're getting some humor. What we experience as negative emotions as...

  13. Two Scoops & I R the Best Posters In Here! Who Can Dispute Us & Win?

    Ah shut up and contribute something of substance. Go take two percodans and call us after Smackdown. I'm listening to Warren Zevon, Laura Jean is tidying up, Two Scoops is coming up with his usual brilliant stuff and I have put up with the above. What a stupid piece of genetic effluent BB is...

  14. Two Scoops & I R the Best Posters In Here! Who Can Dispute Us & Win?

    Of all the posters I've encountered here in my thusfar short stay, Two Scoops has almost me thwarted at several turns. This man is a young genius and I don't throw that term out lightly, and he's better than me, just not as ruthless and experienced. So take us both on, or me alone if he's too...

  15. Which 2 Posters Did LogicialWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now!

    Which 2 posters Did LogicalWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now! Yes, Two Scoops, I agree about Big Poppa Pump, but your proposition was not a challenge. It was clever, but it was like saying 2 + 2 = 4. So put to me an arguable matter, not a mere slogan. And you first have to answer...

  16. Which 2 Posters Did LogicialWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now!

    Which 2 posters Did LogicalWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now! This isn't petty one-upsmanship, for Christ's sake, Airfix. It's just entertainment. Why the F do you people take this so seriously?

  17. Which 2 Posters Did LogicialWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now!

    Which 2 posters Did LogicalWMD Annihilate in 2007? Face WCW4Ever Now! I live with a woman who is also my lover and a wrestling fan. She reads this stuff and she thinks it's hilarious, don't you, Laura Jane? Now fight me or get out of my thread, you stupid twerp.

  18. Is there any wrestler who has never submitted/tapped out?

    You guys are right, and I stand corrected about Khali. He Did tap to Taker's rear naked leg choke. But Taker, in 1990, in the NWA, as "Mean Mark Callous", Submitted to Lugar's Torture Rack and Stick Scorpion Death. I'm not sure, but he probably, while not yet established, also submitted to...

  19. Flair Is the Greatest of All Time: Who Can Dispute Me and Win

    Flair Is the Greatest of All Time: Who Can Dispute and Win I never said I won from the outset outset. And I don't mind looking like a blueberry if that's what I seem like to some. Go to your own satirical thread about X-Pac and you'll read my response, dear chum. Flair WAS the greatest of all...

  20. Is there any wrestler who has never submitted/tapped out?

    1. Goldberg 2. Ultimate Warrior 3. Lesnar 4. Andre 5. Festus 6. Awesome Kong 7. Original Sheik 8. Haystacks Calhoune 9. Mr. Clean 10. One Man Gang Every time I try to delete this double post, both of them get deleted. Then when I repost with a quick reply, the last post and this one appear...
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