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    Cable guy finds sleeping bear in New Jersey basement

    HOPATCONG, N.J. (AP) - A cable TV repairman got quite a surprise when he walked into the basement of a New Jersey home. There was a 500-pound bear sound asleep on the floor. The bear had been spotted wandering in the neighborhood in Hopatcong earlier Wednesday. It's not clear how it got into...
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    Thieves pocket-dial 911, leading to arrest

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) - Police in Wisconsin's capital city barely had to try to catch a pair of unlucky suspected thieves. Madison police say two men in their late 20s stole DVDs and computer games from a Target store Tuesday and discussed their plans to fence the goods while driving away...
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    Mark Muñoz Looking To Protect Sonnen From Danger Posed By Brazilian Fans

    Mark Muñoz is currently on deck to face the UFC's most prolific trash-talker, Chael "The Gangster from West Linn" Sonnen in a middleweight battle to determine the next challenger to UFC 185lbs. champion Anderson "The Spider" Silva's belt. Though Sonnen is known for blasting his opponents...
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    Brock Lesnar Facing Charges In Canadian Court

    Brock Lesnar may not be a fan of the Canadian healthcare system but that doesn't mean he isn't a fan of the Canadian wild life, maybe too big a fan because on a recent hunting trip near Medicine Hat, Alberta, Lesnar got himself into hot water. From a local news report: Former WWE and Ultimate...
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    Strikeforce To Remove Heavyweight Division,Keep Women’s MMA,Gilbert Melendez Staying

    Today ZUFFA, STRIKEFORCE and SHOWTIME officials took to a media conference call to announce the details of the new Showtime broadcast deal. During the discussion and through fielding media questions it was revealed that once the conclusion of the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix is over the...
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    US formally ends Iraq war

    BAGHDAD (AP) - There was no "Mission Accomplished" banner. No victory parade down the center of this capital scarred and rearranged by nearly nine years of war. No crowds of cheering Iraqis grateful for liberation from Saddam Hussein. Instead, the U.S. military officially declared an end to its...
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    Melendez Willing To 'Go To That Dark Place' To Take Out Masvidal

    Strikeforce lightweight champion Gilbert Melendez will attempt to defend his title for the third straight time this Saturday night against wily young contender Jorge Masvidal in a fight that he likely needs to win impressively to finally get drafted over to the UFC, but will not necessarily...
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    UFC Changes Course, Says It's Willing To Make Anderson Silva-Jon Jones Fight

    UFC president Dana White seems to have changed his stance on a possible superfight between UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones and UFC middleweight champ Anderson Silva. Following Jones' most recent win over Lyoto Machida, White said the idea of a match between the two would never happen...
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    Randy Couture Thinks Hendo Could Deal With Jon Jones' Reach

    Most people will be picking Rashad Evans to win his upcoming UFC on Fox 2 battle against Phil Davis, both because he appears to hold a general advantage over Davis and also because it would finally open the door for the Evans-Jon Jones grudge match that fans have been clamoring for since this...
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    Thiago Alves-Martin Kampmann Official For Main Event Of UFC Sydney

    The UFC has announced the main event for its return to Australia, as welterweights Thiago Alves and Martin Kampmann will meet. UFC Sydney: Alves vs. Kampmann will go down on March 3 from the Allphones Arena in Sydney, Australia. The show is expected to be shown live on FX Network that Friday...
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    UFC on FOX 1 Drug Tests Come Back Clean

    All drug tests conducted at this past month's landmark UFC on FOX 1 event came back clean. A California State Athletic Commission official today confirmed with MMAjunkie.com that tests for both recreational drugs and steroids/performance-enhancing drugs all were passed. UFC on FOX took place...
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    Pennsylvania Man Admits Beating Girl He Thought Was Spoiled

    ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania man admitted repeatedly punching and kicking his wife's 2-year-old daughter because he believed the girl was a spoiled princess who needed to be toughened up. Twenty-five-year-old Brandon Bishop pleaded guilty Wednesday to aggravated assault for a series...
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    Bootleg Liquor Kills 143 People In Eastern India

    SANGRAMPUR, India (AP) — Bootleg liquor containing toxic methanol killed 143 people and sickened dozens more who drank the cheap, illicit brew bought at small shops in eastern India, officials said Thursday. Police arrested 10 suspected bootleggers. Emergency medical teams rushed to the...
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    Executions, Death Sentences Continue Steady Declines In 2011

    Washington (CNN) -- The number of executions and death sentences nationwide continues a steady decline, according to a study released Thursday, matching dwindling public support for capital punishment in general. Only 78 people have been sentenced to lethal injection so far this year, the first...
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    Boy Disciplined After Waving Gun-Shaped Pizza Slice At School

    SMYRNA, Tenn. -For the rest of the semester, a Rutherford County elementary student has to eat lunch at the "silent table" for allegedly waving around a slice of pizza some say resembled a gun. Nicholas Taylor attends David Youree Elementary School in Smyrna, about 30 miles southeast of...
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    Pastor From Ohio To Spend 15 Months in Federal Prison

    CLEVELAND-A senior pastor at one of Cleveland's most well known churches will be spending the next 15 months in a federal prison after being sentenced for six federal tax charges. Rev. C. Jay Matthews, 58, of Solon, received the sentence in U.S. District Court in Cleveland on Wednesday...
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    Amanda Knox Judge Explains Murder Acquittal

    Rome (CNN) -- The jury that cleared American student of Amanda Knox of murder did so for lack of evidence proving she was guilty, the judge in the case said in legal paperwork published Thursday. "Even taken all together," the prosecution's evidence does not "prove in any way the guilt of...
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    Judge pleased with Lindsay Lohan's probation behavior

    Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan's judge apparently is so pleased with how well the actress is complying with her probation requirements in the past six weeks that she's giving her more freedom to travel. "Ms. Lohan, you've actually done well and done it not only on time but early," Los...
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    Ex-National Zoo Employee Sentenced In Attempted Cat Poisoning

    Washington (CNN) -- A former researcher at the National Zoo received a one-year suspended sentence Wednesday for trying to poison feral cats. Nico Dauphine's sentence on attempted animal cruelty charges also included a year of supervised probation and 120 hours of community service, and she...
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    Thieves Steal $200K From ATM

    MEDFORD, Mass. -- The FBI is asking for the public’s help after sophisticated criminals stole more than $200,000 from a Bank of America ATM in Medford on Dec. 3. The thieves defeated what the FBI called “multiple, complex security precautionsâ€￾ and then broke into the ATM and removed all...
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