WelshyBOI Nov 28, 2022 A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
WelshyBOI Nov 27, 2022 A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. But I've never met herbivore.
WelshyBOI Nov 25, 2022 My friends say I'm getting fatter. In my defence, I've had a lot on my plate recently.
WelshyBOI Oct 23, 2022 Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
WelshyBOI Oct 20, 2022 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
WelshyBOI Oct 20, 2022 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
WelshyBOI Sep 24, 2022 The inventor of the throat lozenge died last month. There was no coffin at his funeral.
WelshyBOI Aug 7, 2022 The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.