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TNA World Heavyweight Campion; Vacant-17/5/07
TNA X-Division Champion: Chris Sabin-14/1/07
TNA World Tag Team Champions: Team 3D-15/4/07
TNA IMPACT
May 31st, 2007
Impact Zone
TONIGHT; AJ VS JARRETT
Corny is in the ring to open the show. He says it was meant to be AJ vs JJ, but due to very serious family issues he's dealing with, Jeff will not be here tonight. His wife Jill passed from cancer (on the same date at Owen Hart passed in a horrible twist of fate), so he's gone for the next year. The Christian Collation now come out in full as Cage says if AJ had forfeited, TNA would be chucking a massive party. They''re going to have a party and HE'S NOT INVITED. YEAH GOT HIM. He demands he declare AJ the winner and raise his hand. He says TNA is being run like a complete joke and he knows Jim's game trying to put all the odds against him, but he still couldn't beat him decisively, and then he had to face LAX. Now he won't even tell him who he's facing. This is HIS show and he better not forget it. Jim says sorry for not doing business the way he wants. Well, he was going to announce AJ the winner, but he's not doing that now because that would be bad business. He thinks the fans want to see a match. so it's now AJ vs TOMKO. The big man lets out a massive smile as AJ freaks out. Cage calms him down and then asks who he's facing. Jim says he's facing someone who Cage thinks is a punk beneath him. Worry about this problem, punk.
JB-
-JB plugs a txt line for some scoops.
-Daniels walks on and says he went to Sting for enlightenment and he set him on this path. Well, that light is too much for Sting. You're either consumed or embrace it. He's made his choice, now it's Sting's turn.
In the back, EY is sitting in Corny's office chair. Jim walks on as EY complains about Roode sending lawyers after him. Roode walks on and slaps him in the head, so Jim cuts him off and makes the match for the PPV with EY's job on the line or his freedom. Roode agrees to it, and promises that EY will never get in a TNA ring again. Backlund runs on AND SCREAMS HE PASSED THE DRUG TEST AND JIM NEEDS TO GIVE HIM THE MATCH AGAINST THE LYING STEALING MAN AND THIS IS A BATTLE AGAINST MORALITY. Jim screams he's 60 and he needs a doctors clearance. and Bob keeps screaming but seems to agree to it. Jim storm off as Bob and EY look at each for a little bit.
Christopher Daniels comes out to face Rhino, but Sting jumps him and kicks his ass for last week. Sting eats him alive with a chair shot and just batters him like he's a complete level above (he is, but you get my point) and makes him eat a ton of shit. They fight in the crowd as Sting walks him down with amazing punches to the head and face. Daniels is a punching bag as the beating ramps up as he gets thrown into wall and stairs. Sting cracks him with the bat and drops it at his feet and tells him to not mess with him. He walks off as Daniels is pretty much dead.
In the ring, Rhino says he was here to kick Daniels ass, but he's not leaving and he's issuing an open challenge to gore someone in half. LAX now come out to the ring. Konnan gets the mic and talks about the conspiracy TNA has against him, and finally gave the Dudley's a million matches against them until they stole the titles, Rhino started a beef last week, now they've got beef with him. They are the illiest, nastiest team in the world. He better pick someone to have his back, but then he sees Hector and says he can't look in a mirror anymore because he sold out and he's like money thats' been laundered. Huh?? Anyway he challenges him to a fight, and the old man gets in and stands on the apron with Rhino as we go to break.
Match#1 Homicide w/LAX vs Rhino w/ Hector Guerrero
We come back with Rhino pinballing our hero around, but Ci fights back and kills him with the Tope Con Hilo and beats his big stupid ass down with some cool offence, and looks amazing as hell. Rhino takes a wonderful beating selling his ass off, and really helps Ci a ton. Rhino makes a comeback and hurls him over the place once more. He fights off LAX and nails the Gore to win.
**
LAX jump him right away and strangle him, but Hector saves and fights Konnan. Hernandez turns the tide as Konnan uses the crutch to kill him as well. CHRIS HARRIS RUNS DOWN TO SAVE AND FIGHTS EVERYONE, BUT KONNAN HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE CRUTCH AND LAX LAY HIM OUT AS WELL. Konnan buries Hector under the flag.
JB-
-Joe tries to talk, but Kurt walks on and tells him to stop worrying about AJ and Tomko, and start worrying about him. He told everyone he would warn them before he cripples them, and he's going to cripples Joe. Joe stares him down and tells him he better hope he doesn't get to him first. Let the games begin.
In the back, AJ yells at Cage for getting him into a another predicament. This is like Ricky in the 3rd grade fighting and they would both get into trouble. Cage asks if he's got a tear in his eye. AJ yells that he was meant to help his career, and now he's facing Tomko. Christian calms it down and says they're like a family and they're his brothers. They will fight tonight and the best man shall win and all will be well. He makes them put their hands in, and calls Tomko grubby. He tells them to say Christian, and AJ does, but Tomko shoves him against a wall and tells him tonight will be short and painless.
Match#2 Chris Sabin vs Kaz
Nooooooooo, not this match up. The fans chant for Sabin right away as they don't want a piece of Kaz, and it's the best thing these dopes have done in a long time. Sabin bumps like a madman for all of Kaz's awful offence as he's never changed a thing from his debut, and it's exactly why i hate him. Anyway, Sabin thankfully kills him with an amazing tope to take over, and beats the shit out of this goofy moron. Super fun cheating and shit talk, and it works even better against a nothing like Kaz. Sadly, Kaz comes back with all the "cool" offence he can think of, and once again it's Sabin's amazing bumps that make it work so damn well as he's breaking his neck on everything. Kaz does hit a sick running knee to catch Sabin on the top, but he gets distracted by the droogs in the crowd, and Sabin knocks him down and kills him with a sweet hesitation dropkick and then the Cradle Shock to win.
**1/2
In a pre-tape, BG cuts a really awesome promo about being nearly killed by these asshole and how he and his brother are going to make them pay in ways they've never dreamed of.
In the back, Dutt tells Jay and Nash that the Player from the Himalayas is dead, and he's going to show the real Sonjay next week.
Match#3 AJ Styles vs Tomko (KOTM Qualifying Match)
Christian comes out to cheer both men on. Tenay says next week it will be two former world champions facing off for the next spot. AJ eye pokes him to have a chance, but Tomko cracks him and throws him around the joint, and AJ takes a wild bump to the floor. We come back from the break with AJ in control, and we see AJ chop blocked him after Cage got into Tomko's face. Short but super fun control on the legs as AJ is a mean little shit, but also too in love with impressing Cage as it keeps costing him chances to win. Great fucking kicks to the knee and thigh that are super loud and gross looking. Kurt comes out (in full gear) to watch, and Joe comes out and stares him down. Back in the ring, Tomko comes back with punches and bashes AJ's head in for his crimes. Awesome comeback showing all his power offence and a future a babyface if TNA ever went that way. AJ drops him with the Pele and then the Forearm out of nowhere. He grabs a chair as the ref is distracted by Cage, but Tomko KILLS him with an insane boot to the jaw for a 2.9 count. Cage picks the chair up as Tomko sees it, and they argue over it, AND AJ ROLLS HIM UP TO STEAL THE WIN.
**3/4
At ringside, Kurt and Joe argue as Tomko chases after Cage. Back in the ring, AJ dances to end the show.
TNA X-Division Champion: Chris Sabin-14/1/07
TNA World Tag Team Champions: Team 3D-15/4/07
TNA IMPACT
May 31st, 2007
Impact Zone
TONIGHT; AJ VS JARRETT
Corny is in the ring to open the show. He says it was meant to be AJ vs JJ, but due to very serious family issues he's dealing with, Jeff will not be here tonight. His wife Jill passed from cancer (on the same date at Owen Hart passed in a horrible twist of fate), so he's gone for the next year. The Christian Collation now come out in full as Cage says if AJ had forfeited, TNA would be chucking a massive party. They''re going to have a party and HE'S NOT INVITED. YEAH GOT HIM. He demands he declare AJ the winner and raise his hand. He says TNA is being run like a complete joke and he knows Jim's game trying to put all the odds against him, but he still couldn't beat him decisively, and then he had to face LAX. Now he won't even tell him who he's facing. This is HIS show and he better not forget it. Jim says sorry for not doing business the way he wants. Well, he was going to announce AJ the winner, but he's not doing that now because that would be bad business. He thinks the fans want to see a match. so it's now AJ vs TOMKO. The big man lets out a massive smile as AJ freaks out. Cage calms him down and then asks who he's facing. Jim says he's facing someone who Cage thinks is a punk beneath him. Worry about this problem, punk.
JB-
-JB plugs a txt line for some scoops.
-Daniels walks on and says he went to Sting for enlightenment and he set him on this path. Well, that light is too much for Sting. You're either consumed or embrace it. He's made his choice, now it's Sting's turn.
In the back, EY is sitting in Corny's office chair. Jim walks on as EY complains about Roode sending lawyers after him. Roode walks on and slaps him in the head, so Jim cuts him off and makes the match for the PPV with EY's job on the line or his freedom. Roode agrees to it, and promises that EY will never get in a TNA ring again. Backlund runs on AND SCREAMS HE PASSED THE DRUG TEST AND JIM NEEDS TO GIVE HIM THE MATCH AGAINST THE LYING STEALING MAN AND THIS IS A BATTLE AGAINST MORALITY. Jim screams he's 60 and he needs a doctors clearance. and Bob keeps screaming but seems to agree to it. Jim storm off as Bob and EY look at each for a little bit.
Christopher Daniels comes out to face Rhino, but Sting jumps him and kicks his ass for last week. Sting eats him alive with a chair shot and just batters him like he's a complete level above (he is, but you get my point) and makes him eat a ton of shit. They fight in the crowd as Sting walks him down with amazing punches to the head and face. Daniels is a punching bag as the beating ramps up as he gets thrown into wall and stairs. Sting cracks him with the bat and drops it at his feet and tells him to not mess with him. He walks off as Daniels is pretty much dead.
In the ring, Rhino says he was here to kick Daniels ass, but he's not leaving and he's issuing an open challenge to gore someone in half. LAX now come out to the ring. Konnan gets the mic and talks about the conspiracy TNA has against him, and finally gave the Dudley's a million matches against them until they stole the titles, Rhino started a beef last week, now they've got beef with him. They are the illiest, nastiest team in the world. He better pick someone to have his back, but then he sees Hector and says he can't look in a mirror anymore because he sold out and he's like money thats' been laundered. Huh?? Anyway he challenges him to a fight, and the old man gets in and stands on the apron with Rhino as we go to break.
Match#1 Homicide w/LAX vs Rhino w/ Hector Guerrero
We come back with Rhino pinballing our hero around, but Ci fights back and kills him with the Tope Con Hilo and beats his big stupid ass down with some cool offence, and looks amazing as hell. Rhino takes a wonderful beating selling his ass off, and really helps Ci a ton. Rhino makes a comeback and hurls him over the place once more. He fights off LAX and nails the Gore to win.
**
LAX jump him right away and strangle him, but Hector saves and fights Konnan. Hernandez turns the tide as Konnan uses the crutch to kill him as well. CHRIS HARRIS RUNS DOWN TO SAVE AND FIGHTS EVERYONE, BUT KONNAN HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE CRUTCH AND LAX LAY HIM OUT AS WELL. Konnan buries Hector under the flag.
JB-
-Joe tries to talk, but Kurt walks on and tells him to stop worrying about AJ and Tomko, and start worrying about him. He told everyone he would warn them before he cripples them, and he's going to cripples Joe. Joe stares him down and tells him he better hope he doesn't get to him first. Let the games begin.
In the back, AJ yells at Cage for getting him into a another predicament. This is like Ricky in the 3rd grade fighting and they would both get into trouble. Cage asks if he's got a tear in his eye. AJ yells that he was meant to help his career, and now he's facing Tomko. Christian calms it down and says they're like a family and they're his brothers. They will fight tonight and the best man shall win and all will be well. He makes them put their hands in, and calls Tomko grubby. He tells them to say Christian, and AJ does, but Tomko shoves him against a wall and tells him tonight will be short and painless.
Match#2 Chris Sabin vs Kaz
Nooooooooo, not this match up. The fans chant for Sabin right away as they don't want a piece of Kaz, and it's the best thing these dopes have done in a long time. Sabin bumps like a madman for all of Kaz's awful offence as he's never changed a thing from his debut, and it's exactly why i hate him. Anyway, Sabin thankfully kills him with an amazing tope to take over, and beats the shit out of this goofy moron. Super fun cheating and shit talk, and it works even better against a nothing like Kaz. Sadly, Kaz comes back with all the "cool" offence he can think of, and once again it's Sabin's amazing bumps that make it work so damn well as he's breaking his neck on everything. Kaz does hit a sick running knee to catch Sabin on the top, but he gets distracted by the droogs in the crowd, and Sabin knocks him down and kills him with a sweet hesitation dropkick and then the Cradle Shock to win.
**1/2
In a pre-tape, BG cuts a really awesome promo about being nearly killed by these asshole and how he and his brother are going to make them pay in ways they've never dreamed of.
In the back, Dutt tells Jay and Nash that the Player from the Himalayas is dead, and he's going to show the real Sonjay next week.
Match#3 AJ Styles vs Tomko (KOTM Qualifying Match)
Christian comes out to cheer both men on. Tenay says next week it will be two former world champions facing off for the next spot. AJ eye pokes him to have a chance, but Tomko cracks him and throws him around the joint, and AJ takes a wild bump to the floor. We come back from the break with AJ in control, and we see AJ chop blocked him after Cage got into Tomko's face. Short but super fun control on the legs as AJ is a mean little shit, but also too in love with impressing Cage as it keeps costing him chances to win. Great fucking kicks to the knee and thigh that are super loud and gross looking. Kurt comes out (in full gear) to watch, and Joe comes out and stares him down. Back in the ring, Tomko comes back with punches and bashes AJ's head in for his crimes. Awesome comeback showing all his power offence and a future a babyface if TNA ever went that way. AJ drops him with the Pele and then the Forearm out of nowhere. He grabs a chair as the ref is distracted by Cage, but Tomko KILLS him with an insane boot to the jaw for a 2.9 count. Cage picks the chair up as Tomko sees it, and they argue over it, AND AJ ROLLS HIM UP TO STEAL THE WIN.
**3/4
At ringside, Kurt and Joe argue as Tomko chases after Cage. Back in the ring, AJ dances to end the show.
