Eric Bischoff:
"Welcome everyone to WCW Monday Nitro — the hottest thing happening on Monday nights! While some folks out there are still stuck watching the same old reruns, we’re bringing you the action as it happens — live, unpredictable, and impossible to ignore. The biggest names, the brightest future, and the kind of matches you’ll be talking about all week long… this is where the pace gets set, and everyone else just tries to keep up. Folks, this… is where the big boys play."
Steve "Mongo" McMichael:
"Oh, you’re not kiddin’, Eric — this is where the big boys play! Look at this crowd, look at this ring — you’ve got the toughest, meanest hombres in the sport right here, ready to lock horns and prove who’s the real deal. No pretenders, no wannabes, just the kind of athletes who can take the hits and dish out even more! And lemme tell ya, brother, if you can’t hang with the big boys, you better pack your bags and find a playground, ‘cause WCW is the deep end of the pool! What do you think, Bobby "The Weasel" Heenan?"
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
"Oh please, McMichael — you’re acting like this is a day at the beach. This isn’t just the deep end, this is shark-infested waters, and I know every shortcut to the top. The truth is, some of these so-called ‘big boys’ are gonna find out tonight they’re in over their heads. And when they do, I’ll be the first to say… I told you so."
Eric Bischoff:
"Folks, if you think that’s all we’ve got for you tonight, you’re in for a shock. We’ve got a lineup that’ll blow the roof off this place — championship-caliber matches, rivalries ready to explode, and maybe… just maybe… a few surprises along the way. And we’re not wasting any time, we’re going straight to the action. Kicking things off, it’s two of the most exciting high-flyers in the world — ‘Flyin’ Brian Pillman squaring off against Japan’s own Jushin ‘Thunder’ Liger! Strap yourselves in, because this one’s going to be fast, furious, and absolutely unforgettable!"
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan:
"Yeah, and I’ve done my homework on this guy Liger — half man, half tiger, all trouble. These guys from Japan, they move like lightning, they hit like a truck, and they don’t slow down for anybody. Pillman better keep his head on a swivel, or he’s gonna end up like sushi on a plate."