Payback 2014
Match 1: United States Championship Match - Sheamus (c) def. Cesaro (11:38)
You never can go wrong when it comes to these guys. Its always a fun watch whether they're fighting or teaming. There's no lock up at the beginning, its just a fight. Sheamus tries a slingshot into the ring and Cesaro uppercuts him to the floor. And then he brings Sheamus back in with a suplex from the apron. This match was full speed ahead from then forward. They really clobber each other and just hit all their big moves. Cesaro with an uppercut. Sheamus with a White Noise. Sheamus goes for a Brogue Kick, but Cesaro switches behind him and hits a nice German suplex. Sheamus reverses a Neutralizer to a White Noise before locking in the Texas Cloverleaf. Cesaro crawls towards the ropes and dangles an arm over the bottom to escape. Cesaro lifts Sheamus up on his shoulders and drops him before he grabs Sheamus’ legs and starts to spin him around the ring. But then right after, Sheamus just pulls Cesaro in with a small package to win the match. But despite the extremely weird finish, I thought this was good and a fine way to start us off.
My Rating: ***1/2
Match 2: RybAxel def. The Rhodes Brothers (7:49)
This match has a really low rating that I thought was a bit harsh. The match isn't that bad, its just incredibly average. I think the story here was that Cody and Goldie had been on a losing streak. Ryback and Axel keep Goldust away from his corner for a while, this is most of the match. Goldust eventually reaches Cody, who comes in like a house of fire, springboard dropkick to Ryback, dropkicks Axel out of mid-air. Cody does end up fucking up a moonsault and thankfully Ryback and Axel were both there to catch him. Ryback catches Cody out of a disaster kick and throws him into Goldust. Cody manages to hit a Cross Rhodes on Ryback, but the pin is broken up by Axel. Goldust comes in a clotheslines Axel out of the ring. Cody goes for another disaster kick but Ryback catches him again, in a fireman's carry although its clearly supposed to be a Shell Shock, because he beats Cody with a samoan drop. So botched finish but whatevs. Cody gets a mic after the match and tells Goldust that he (Goldust) needs a better tag partner than him. This would set up Cody's most hated gimmick, Stardust.
My Rating: **1/2
Match 3: Rusev def. Big E. (3:40)
An actually decent match. Just because it didn't go for 15 minutes doesn't mean it wasn't good. It was everything it needed to be in less than 4 minutes. You could say its just “TWO BIG MEN SLABBING MEAT!” That one was for you E. Uh, anyway, this match was good for what it was. They got some big moves in and left. Rusev throws E. back with a german suplex on his head. Big E. hits a Spear off the apron. E, goes for the People's Splash as I like to call it and gets a Machka Kick to the face. And then Lana tells Rusev to crush! Rusev applies the accolade on Big E, who taps out.
My Rating: ***
Match 4: Bo Dallas vs. Kofi Kingston ended in a no contest (0:32)
I literally don't get the point of this because it goes nowhere but at least it saved us from having to watch this match because wow, I didn't give a fuck. As soon as the bell rings, Kane's pyro and music goes off and he marches down. Bo leaves the ring but he takes out Kofi and then leaves. Bo grabs a mic and tells Kofi that he’ll get back up better than ever and all he has to do… IS BO-LIEVE!
Match 5: Intercontinental Championship Match - Bad News Barrett (c) def. Rob Van Dam (9:32)
An okay match, but not a great one. I will say though, another PPV, another match where RVD is trying to win the IC Title off an englishman. The first half isn't that great since RVD was older here but he was able to still keep the pace quick towards the end. RVD gets the early advantage, but Barrett takes control and grounds Van Dam into the mat. RVD starts to comeback, but misses the Five Star attempt and gets a Black Hole Slam. RVD rolls outside and leans against the ring post, and Barrett goes for the Bullhammer elbow, but RVD dodges it and Barrett hits the post. RVD throws Barrett back in and hits a slingshot DDT. He attempts a split-legged moonsault, but Barrett gets his knees up, RVD clutches his ribs before turning around to get an elbow from Barrett, who retains.
My Rating: ***1/4
So after this is an in-ring segment. Stephanie McMahon gave Daniel Bryan an ultimatum. Give up the WWE Title or his wife, Brie would be fired. And I don't know about you guys, but I hated this. Just because it was ultimately pointless. Brie tells Steph that she can't fire her because she quits. So she has no job which I guarantee Steph doesn't care about. And Bryan wound up giving up the title later anyway so its not like any of this matters. Its dumb and stupid and I hate it.
Match 6: Last Man Standing Match - John Cena def. Bray Wyatt (24:15)
Oh boy, this match went places. The early part of the match wasn't so special but damn, the pace picked up and chaos ensued. First off, Bray had Harper and Rowan out there with him, so The Usos ran out to help even the odds. In the first several minutes, Bray hits a Sister Abigail, Cena gets up. Cena hits an AA, Bray gets up. But Harper and Rowan finally make a move and jump Cena, which makes The Usos jump in and defend him. The Usos and The Wyatts are all sent back, leaving it to Cena and Bray, one on one, which is how it should be. Bray brings a chair into the ring and uses it. Cena brings a table into the ring, sets it up, but winds up going through it. Bray brings the steps into the ring and he uses them. It seems like everything John tries to do, Wyatt just fires back. But Cena manages to come back, uses the chair and the steps. Bray rolls out of the ring and Cena picks up the steps and throws them right at Bray's face. Bray gets back up and stumbles to the side of the ring. Cena leaps off the apron and gets caught and hit with Sister Abigail against the barricade. Bray picks up a chair and goes to use it, but Cena kicks him in the gut before hitting an AA on the floor. Harper and Rowan run back out to beat on Cena and also help Bray back to his feet. The Usos come back down and now the chaos starts to ensue. A couple tables come into play. Jey hits the “throwing that ass back” to Rowan through a table sitting against the barricade while Harper and Jimmy go through two tables set up outside from a superplex from the top rope. Cena and Bray finally turn back to each other. Cena ducks a clothesline but Bray runs back and hits a crossbody through the barricade. Both men manage to stand back up and they go through the crowd now. And they approach the pyrotechnic area. From there, Cena hits another AA through an equipment box and then to make sure he can't get out, he drops another one on top of him. The referee counts 10 and Cena literally buries Bray to win the match. Bray should've won, but its not a huge deal. So lets move on.
My Rating: ****
Match 7: Divas Championship Match - Paige (c) def. Alicia Fox (6:33)
Here was WWE once again, trying to make Alicia Fox a thing when she shouldn't be. This match is just straight up boring. Nothing else to say about it honestly. Fox was awful in the ring and Paige isn't exactly anyone who could carry an awful wrestler. Fox just lays on her, screams, lays on her, yells at the audience. Its just bullshit. I would say Paige began a comeback but all she does is kick Alicia down and lock in the PTO, which makes Fox tap. Both ladies come out looking like garbage here. It sucks.
My Rating: 1/2*
Main Event: No Holds Barred Elimination Tag Team Match - The Shield def. Evolution (30:55)
The future is here. Thats what this feud was all about. The Shield was already one-up on Evolution so Evolution were coming back with a vengeance here. I thought this match really great. From a storytelling perspective, I loved it. The match starts with both teams fighting at ringside, its a big brawl at the start. But then they start tagging for some reason. A trope I will never not hate. There's no DQs, why are you people following the rules?! That parts annoying, but after about 10 or so minutes, the match becomes a big shmozz again and we start having fun again. HHH KOs Rollins with a metal sheet, Orton takes Ambrose out before all 3 Evolution members turn to Roman Reigns and Triple Powerbomb him through the announce table. Evolution puts their fists together as a way to mock The Shield. Then Ambrose runs across the tables into Evolution. HHH and Orton retreat to another side of the ring and Rollins dives over the ropes into them. But their brief comeback is quickly snuffed out. Evolution take Seth and Dean out at the entrance way and turn their attention back to Roman, who has gotten back in the ring. They beat down Roman again, they go out and grab some steps, some kendo sticks. after taking Roman's vest off, they lay him on his stomach on the steps and just wail on him with these kendo sticks. Batista holds Roman's arms down as Orton and HHH just swing these canes on his back. Roman hits Orton with a Superman Punch from out of nowhere, but he is quickly brought back down to size. Roman starts crawling away towards the entrance as HHH swings a chair at his back. Ambrose tackles HHH, but is quickly beaten down by Evolution. Orton gives him a DDT on the floor and as they crowd around Roman, we're shown Seth Rollins standing on the tron and he leaps off onto Evolution. After that, Seth crawls back towards the ring with Evolution following him from behind. Batista gets back to the ring first and Spears Seth from out of mid-air. Batista picks Seth up for the Batista Bomb, but Seth slides off his shoulders, which allows Roman to Spear Batista and Seth pins him and we have our first elimination after 27 minutes. Orton slides back inside and RKOs Seth, and covers him but the pin is broken up by Roman. Orton prepares to give a DDT, but Ambrose swings a chair into his back and hits a headlock faceplant into the chair to take Orton out of the match. So its now The Shield vs Triple H. Or so it should be. After HHH low blows Dean, Batista comes in and Spears Roman, and then Orton slides a sledgehammer to HHH. HHH hits Ambrose in the head with it before he prepares a shot for Roman, but before he can, Seth springboards from offscreen and knees HHH in the face, and he stumbles into a Spear from Roman. 1, 2, 3. The Shield clean sweeps Evolution! Which is… Ya know, a big deal. I think this match is underrated for the fact it shows a clear difference between the teams. Because even though Evolution was comprised of 3 of the greatest of all time, they were individuals, while The Shield was a team… At least we all thought before we witnessed the chair shot heard around the world. But as for this match, I thought it was great. What a war it was.
My Rating: ****
Cagematch Rating: 6.65
My Rating: 7.5/10
This show really teeters on the edge of being great. Because its got some good matches worth watching on it, its just a matter of sitting through the rest of the event. So while part of me wants to go higher, I don't think I can.
Match 1: United States Championship Match - Sheamus (c) def. Cesaro (11:38)
You never can go wrong when it comes to these guys. Its always a fun watch whether they're fighting or teaming. There's no lock up at the beginning, its just a fight. Sheamus tries a slingshot into the ring and Cesaro uppercuts him to the floor. And then he brings Sheamus back in with a suplex from the apron. This match was full speed ahead from then forward. They really clobber each other and just hit all their big moves. Cesaro with an uppercut. Sheamus with a White Noise. Sheamus goes for a Brogue Kick, but Cesaro switches behind him and hits a nice German suplex. Sheamus reverses a Neutralizer to a White Noise before locking in the Texas Cloverleaf. Cesaro crawls towards the ropes and dangles an arm over the bottom to escape. Cesaro lifts Sheamus up on his shoulders and drops him before he grabs Sheamus’ legs and starts to spin him around the ring. But then right after, Sheamus just pulls Cesaro in with a small package to win the match. But despite the extremely weird finish, I thought this was good and a fine way to start us off.
My Rating: ***1/2
Match 2: RybAxel def. The Rhodes Brothers (7:49)
This match has a really low rating that I thought was a bit harsh. The match isn't that bad, its just incredibly average. I think the story here was that Cody and Goldie had been on a losing streak. Ryback and Axel keep Goldust away from his corner for a while, this is most of the match. Goldust eventually reaches Cody, who comes in like a house of fire, springboard dropkick to Ryback, dropkicks Axel out of mid-air. Cody does end up fucking up a moonsault and thankfully Ryback and Axel were both there to catch him. Ryback catches Cody out of a disaster kick and throws him into Goldust. Cody manages to hit a Cross Rhodes on Ryback, but the pin is broken up by Axel. Goldust comes in a clotheslines Axel out of the ring. Cody goes for another disaster kick but Ryback catches him again, in a fireman's carry although its clearly supposed to be a Shell Shock, because he beats Cody with a samoan drop. So botched finish but whatevs. Cody gets a mic after the match and tells Goldust that he (Goldust) needs a better tag partner than him. This would set up Cody's most hated gimmick, Stardust.
My Rating: **1/2
Match 3: Rusev def. Big E. (3:40)
An actually decent match. Just because it didn't go for 15 minutes doesn't mean it wasn't good. It was everything it needed to be in less than 4 minutes. You could say its just “TWO BIG MEN SLABBING MEAT!” That one was for you E. Uh, anyway, this match was good for what it was. They got some big moves in and left. Rusev throws E. back with a german suplex on his head. Big E. hits a Spear off the apron. E, goes for the People's Splash as I like to call it and gets a Machka Kick to the face. And then Lana tells Rusev to crush! Rusev applies the accolade on Big E, who taps out.
My Rating: ***
Match 4: Bo Dallas vs. Kofi Kingston ended in a no contest (0:32)
I literally don't get the point of this because it goes nowhere but at least it saved us from having to watch this match because wow, I didn't give a fuck. As soon as the bell rings, Kane's pyro and music goes off and he marches down. Bo leaves the ring but he takes out Kofi and then leaves. Bo grabs a mic and tells Kofi that he’ll get back up better than ever and all he has to do… IS BO-LIEVE!
Match 5: Intercontinental Championship Match - Bad News Barrett (c) def. Rob Van Dam (9:32)
An okay match, but not a great one. I will say though, another PPV, another match where RVD is trying to win the IC Title off an englishman. The first half isn't that great since RVD was older here but he was able to still keep the pace quick towards the end. RVD gets the early advantage, but Barrett takes control and grounds Van Dam into the mat. RVD starts to comeback, but misses the Five Star attempt and gets a Black Hole Slam. RVD rolls outside and leans against the ring post, and Barrett goes for the Bullhammer elbow, but RVD dodges it and Barrett hits the post. RVD throws Barrett back in and hits a slingshot DDT. He attempts a split-legged moonsault, but Barrett gets his knees up, RVD clutches his ribs before turning around to get an elbow from Barrett, who retains.
My Rating: ***1/4
So after this is an in-ring segment. Stephanie McMahon gave Daniel Bryan an ultimatum. Give up the WWE Title or his wife, Brie would be fired. And I don't know about you guys, but I hated this. Just because it was ultimately pointless. Brie tells Steph that she can't fire her because she quits. So she has no job which I guarantee Steph doesn't care about. And Bryan wound up giving up the title later anyway so its not like any of this matters. Its dumb and stupid and I hate it.
Match 6: Last Man Standing Match - John Cena def. Bray Wyatt (24:15)
Oh boy, this match went places. The early part of the match wasn't so special but damn, the pace picked up and chaos ensued. First off, Bray had Harper and Rowan out there with him, so The Usos ran out to help even the odds. In the first several minutes, Bray hits a Sister Abigail, Cena gets up. Cena hits an AA, Bray gets up. But Harper and Rowan finally make a move and jump Cena, which makes The Usos jump in and defend him. The Usos and The Wyatts are all sent back, leaving it to Cena and Bray, one on one, which is how it should be. Bray brings a chair into the ring and uses it. Cena brings a table into the ring, sets it up, but winds up going through it. Bray brings the steps into the ring and he uses them. It seems like everything John tries to do, Wyatt just fires back. But Cena manages to come back, uses the chair and the steps. Bray rolls out of the ring and Cena picks up the steps and throws them right at Bray's face. Bray gets back up and stumbles to the side of the ring. Cena leaps off the apron and gets caught and hit with Sister Abigail against the barricade. Bray picks up a chair and goes to use it, but Cena kicks him in the gut before hitting an AA on the floor. Harper and Rowan run back out to beat on Cena and also help Bray back to his feet. The Usos come back down and now the chaos starts to ensue. A couple tables come into play. Jey hits the “throwing that ass back” to Rowan through a table sitting against the barricade while Harper and Jimmy go through two tables set up outside from a superplex from the top rope. Cena and Bray finally turn back to each other. Cena ducks a clothesline but Bray runs back and hits a crossbody through the barricade. Both men manage to stand back up and they go through the crowd now. And they approach the pyrotechnic area. From there, Cena hits another AA through an equipment box and then to make sure he can't get out, he drops another one on top of him. The referee counts 10 and Cena literally buries Bray to win the match. Bray should've won, but its not a huge deal. So lets move on.
My Rating: ****
Match 7: Divas Championship Match - Paige (c) def. Alicia Fox (6:33)
Here was WWE once again, trying to make Alicia Fox a thing when she shouldn't be. This match is just straight up boring. Nothing else to say about it honestly. Fox was awful in the ring and Paige isn't exactly anyone who could carry an awful wrestler. Fox just lays on her, screams, lays on her, yells at the audience. Its just bullshit. I would say Paige began a comeback but all she does is kick Alicia down and lock in the PTO, which makes Fox tap. Both ladies come out looking like garbage here. It sucks.
My Rating: 1/2*
Main Event: No Holds Barred Elimination Tag Team Match - The Shield def. Evolution (30:55)
The future is here. Thats what this feud was all about. The Shield was already one-up on Evolution so Evolution were coming back with a vengeance here. I thought this match really great. From a storytelling perspective, I loved it. The match starts with both teams fighting at ringside, its a big brawl at the start. But then they start tagging for some reason. A trope I will never not hate. There's no DQs, why are you people following the rules?! That parts annoying, but after about 10 or so minutes, the match becomes a big shmozz again and we start having fun again. HHH KOs Rollins with a metal sheet, Orton takes Ambrose out before all 3 Evolution members turn to Roman Reigns and Triple Powerbomb him through the announce table. Evolution puts their fists together as a way to mock The Shield. Then Ambrose runs across the tables into Evolution. HHH and Orton retreat to another side of the ring and Rollins dives over the ropes into them. But their brief comeback is quickly snuffed out. Evolution take Seth and Dean out at the entrance way and turn their attention back to Roman, who has gotten back in the ring. They beat down Roman again, they go out and grab some steps, some kendo sticks. after taking Roman's vest off, they lay him on his stomach on the steps and just wail on him with these kendo sticks. Batista holds Roman's arms down as Orton and HHH just swing these canes on his back. Roman hits Orton with a Superman Punch from out of nowhere, but he is quickly brought back down to size. Roman starts crawling away towards the entrance as HHH swings a chair at his back. Ambrose tackles HHH, but is quickly beaten down by Evolution. Orton gives him a DDT on the floor and as they crowd around Roman, we're shown Seth Rollins standing on the tron and he leaps off onto Evolution. After that, Seth crawls back towards the ring with Evolution following him from behind. Batista gets back to the ring first and Spears Seth from out of mid-air. Batista picks Seth up for the Batista Bomb, but Seth slides off his shoulders, which allows Roman to Spear Batista and Seth pins him and we have our first elimination after 27 minutes. Orton slides back inside and RKOs Seth, and covers him but the pin is broken up by Roman. Orton prepares to give a DDT, but Ambrose swings a chair into his back and hits a headlock faceplant into the chair to take Orton out of the match. So its now The Shield vs Triple H. Or so it should be. After HHH low blows Dean, Batista comes in and Spears Roman, and then Orton slides a sledgehammer to HHH. HHH hits Ambrose in the head with it before he prepares a shot for Roman, but before he can, Seth springboards from offscreen and knees HHH in the face, and he stumbles into a Spear from Roman. 1, 2, 3. The Shield clean sweeps Evolution! Which is… Ya know, a big deal. I think this match is underrated for the fact it shows a clear difference between the teams. Because even though Evolution was comprised of 3 of the greatest of all time, they were individuals, while The Shield was a team… At least we all thought before we witnessed the chair shot heard around the world. But as for this match, I thought it was great. What a war it was.
My Rating: ****
Cagematch Rating: 6.65
My Rating: 7.5/10
This show really teeters on the edge of being great. Because its got some good matches worth watching on it, its just a matter of sitting through the rest of the event. So while part of me wants to go higher, I don't think I can.