MARCH 19, 2000
AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA- MIAMI, FLORIDA



TURNING THE PAGE

The Millennium Project got its first big moment of 2000 after Goldberg de-throned Bret Hart at SuperBrawl 2000! Goldberg finds himself back on the top of the WCW mountain as “Da Man” is once again WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Confetti fell from the ceiling, fireworks blasted throughout the arena, and Goldberg was celebrated by all….

However, Goldberg knew the minute the referee counted to three and awarded him the belt, he was now officially the most hated and wanted man in WCW- regardless of affiliation. Goldberg saw how Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon all stared at him a little bit differently while celebrating with him. Goldberg saw how the likes of Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner and even his buddy Sid Vicious stared at him as walked pass to take promotional photos with the WCW Championship.

Goldberg also knew that all of them would have to wait in line, as it was now Diamond Dallas Page’s turn to get a crack at the WCW Championship. Goldberg was no longer the hunter; he was now the hunted…and this made Goldberg as blood-thirsty as ever to dismantle everyone that comes in his path.

Although DDP’s win was tainted after help from his wife, Kimberly, he is one of the only men to push Goldberg to limits never-before-seen. DDP knows this, and made sure the world knew he wasn’t just a “challenger of the month” and rather a viable threat.

On the weeks leading up to Uncensored, DDP had his presence felt whenever he could. On the March 7, 2000 episode of Nitro, DDP was not scheduled to be in the building. After a big tag team match pitting Goldberg and Sid against The Harris Brothers, the two behemoths put the 7-foot twins away with ease. While Goldberg posed in the aisle way with his WCW title, DDP hopped the guard rail and drilled him with a DIAMOND CUTTER from out of nowhere!

DDP then looked down at the WCW Championship, one he has held in his grasp before, and smiled before tossing it onto the fallen Goldberg. DDP then dropped down to one knee and lifted Goldberg’s head up, telling him plainly that he was coming for the title, and at Uncensored, DDP was gonna’ shock the world again!

Following the sneak attack, Goldberg had his guard up for the following week, and this time DDP had another master plan cooked up to play mind games one last time before Uncensored. DDP was facing Curt Hennig in the main event of Nitro on March 14, 2000. DDP won the match, and was celebrating in the ring with Kimberly when Goldberg ran down. DDP and Kimberly, with their backs turned away from Goldberg, soaked in the boos until they quickly turned into cheers.

With Goldberg waiting in the corner, he took off like a rocket…and at the last second…

DDP THREW KIMBERLY IN FRONT OF HIM….AND GOLDBERG SPEARED KIMBERLY!!!

Goldberg quickly tended to the unconscious Kimberly, but before he could turn and ask for help…

DDP ONCE AGAIN HIT HIM WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!

DDP, with no regard for his own wife who lied on the mat writing in pain, once again picked up the WCW Championship and posed with it on the top rope as the show ended!!

DDP has shown that he will do whatever it takes to beat Goldberg, even if it means risking his wife’s well-being. Page is as dangerous as they come right now, and with all of the momentum heading into Uncensored, he is ready to once again show the world that he deserves to be at the top of the WCW mountain.

On the other side, Goldberg is ready to defend his WCW title for the first time, and will do everything in his power to keep the title he worked so hard to get back. A pissed off Goldberg will be walking into Uncensored with a big chip on his shoulder, as DDP got the best of him two weeks in a row. Will DDP make it a hat trick at Uncensored and walk out as the NEW WCW Champion? Or will Goldberg show why he is the prime dominant force in all of WCW, and take down the dangerous Diamond Dallas Page? You WON’T want to miss this Main Event coming to you LIVE at Uncensored!!



MARCH MADNESS!!

Sid Vicious has come up short on both big occasions since the calendar flipped to 2000. Having the WCW Championship in his crosshairs at Souled Out only for it to slip away thanks to a returning Scott Steiner led to the two brawling for the lead up to SuperBrawl 2000. When Sid had Scott Steiner right where he wanted him at SuperBrawl 2000, Rick Steiner returned and helped his brother squeak out a victory.

Not known to have many allies, Sid found himself backed into a corner. His only real “friend” in WCW was Goldberg, and now that Goldberg was WCW Champion, Sid knew he was in this feud against The Steiner Brothers alone. He knew he had to find some help, because the only thing worse than one Steiner Brother gunning for your head…is both Steiner Brothers gunning for your head simultaneously!

However, Sid had a plan…this is March after all…everybody knows when you get to March, all hell breaks loose…leading to some MARCH MADNESS!!!


(If the Macho Pimp Man is at your disposal, you’re not not gonna use him!)

Sid called in a favor and the favor came through when MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE returned on the March February 28, 2000 edition of Nitro!! As The Steiner Brothers had Sid tied up in between the ropes, trading blows on the fallen big man, Macho Man made his return and sprinted down the aisle way, cleaning house! Savage helped untangle Sid from the ropes and offered out his hand, which Sid gladly accepted!

With Macho Man coming back, he brought with him a new valet, who goes by the name Midajah Madness! With Midajah at his side, the Savage once again showed the world how much of a man he really is!

From there, with the odds evened up, the two teams brawled weekly. Neither team would gain a clear advantage as security had to pull them apart, and eventually the brawling was enough for WCW President Ric Flair to book the match at Uncensored:

Sid and Macho Man would team up once again to take on The Steiner Brothers!

Flair also made it a point to quickly make this one a NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH knowing that these two teams will probably not be adhering to the rules at Uncensored!

If you’re a fan of hard-hitting, no-bullshit wrestling, then this match at Uncensored is for YOU! Sid and Savage form one of the most formidable teams assembled, but on the other side we have arguably one of the best tag teams EVER in The Steiner Brothers! Savage has stated that Sid’s war is now also his, and he is ready and willing to step up to help his friend, even if Rick and Scott are waiting with lead pipes!



OUT FOR BLOOD

The Brothers in Paint solidified their spot as the best WCW Tag Team with a huge victory over The Outsiders at SuperBrawl 2000 to win Tag Team gold! Sting and Vampiro make up quite the pairing, as their dark, macabre-esque presence has been felt since they joined forces back in January. They quickly shot up the rankings and after Kevin Nash’s plan failed, he and Scott Hall were met with Stereo Scorpion Death Drops!

Since beating The Outsiders last month, Hall and Nash made it clear that they weren’t going to lie down and let Sting and Vampiro run the Tag division. They quickly invoked their re-match clause, and the match was set for Uncensored!

This blood feud began to ramp up on the February 28, 2000 edition of Nitro. Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon were in the ring, cutting a promo when The Outsiders and Lex Luger snuck through the crowd and attacked with baseball bats. After neutralizing Sting and Vampiro, The Founding Fathers shifted their attention to Chris Kanyon.

Infamous for breaking arms, Lex Luger quickly went to work on Kanyon’s left arm, proving more so to Hall and Nash that the Founding Fathers were still strong, even if Bret Hart was taking a sabbatical. Luger placed Kanyon’s arm inside a steel chair, and then jumped off the apron to the hard ringside floor, crushing Kanyon’s arm inside the chair!

The following week on Nitro, Kanyon came out in a cast as he revealed that he suffered a fractured elbow and would be out of action for a few months. However, The Founding Fathers weren’t done with The Brothers in Paint! In a match pitting Kevin Nash versus Vampiro, with the winner getting the chance to pick the stipulation for the big match at Uncensored.

After a hard-fought battle, Kevin Nash wielded the sharp end of the chair and cracked Vampiro across the head- instantly busting open Vampiro!! Vampiro was losing so much blood that the referee had no choice but to call of the match and award it to Nash while Vampiro got medical attention. Later on in the evening on Nitro it was revealed that Vampiro had to be rushed to the hospital, where he received 17 staples in his head from the vicious chair shot.

From there, The Outsiders smartly chose their stipulation at Uncensored: A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!!

With 17 staples in his forehead, Vampiro could bust a few loose just by executing a body slam, let alone just running to the ring. The Outsiders have all the advantage they need heading into Uncensored, but Sting and Vampiro aren’t about to lie down and become victims of circumstance! Will The Brothers in Paint find a way to make The Outsiders bleed at Uncensored? Or will Vampiro’s head be a quick target by Hall and Nash in their quest to get back the coveted Tag Team Championship?

Both of these teams are out for blood, at Uncensored, whoever bleeds first, loses!



AGAINST ALL ODDS

Reigning United States Champion Jeff Jarrett has enjoyed a long title reign, and has let everybody within ear-shot know just how much money he makes, how many in-ground pools he has built, and simply just how great he is. He has grown into an insufferable winner since The New Millennium kicked off, and finally, WCW President Ric Flair had enough heading into Uncensored. Using his Presidential Powers, Ric Flair scheduled Jeff Jarrett’s match at Uncensored- A FOUR CORNERS MATCH!!

To determine the participants, Flair set up a series of matches where three men would qualify. In the first match, Ken Shamrock quickly dispatched Hugh Morrus to continue his rapid ascent up the WCW ladder. Shamrock made it clear he was coming for Jarrett at SuperBrawl 2000, and easily punched his ticket to Uncensored to get a shot to de-throne Jarrett.

The next match pitted Shane Douglas up against Bam Bam Bigelow. Bigelow, in a bad slump as of late, wasn’t able to take down “The Franchise” as Douglas was just too much for him. Douglas won easier than expected, but the night wasn’t quite over from there. Following the victory, Douglas took to the mic as Bigelow laid in the ring:

“What the hell happened to you? You used to be a 300-pound monster! What happened to the flames? With that outfit on, you look like an overweight mechanic who can’t find any work! Bam Bam Bigelow…I want to know…where the hell did he go? Because this piece of shit I’m staring at right now, that’s just not the man I knew a couple of years ago!”

Douglas, not one to mince words, laid the verbal assault on Bigelow and found himself in the United States Title picture. Bigelow, on the other hand, stormed out of the arena and hasn’t been seen or heard from since. Nevertheless, Shane Douglas walks into Uncensored with a huge chance to find himself with United States gold around his waist!

The final match saw Booker T going up against his brother, Stevie Ray. With the two officially splitting at SuperBrawl 2000, the brothers got the chance to air their grievances inside the ring when they collided on Nitro. Booker T came out of the gate hot, and used that momentum to secure a big win over his brother! Booker T heads into Uncensored with the momentum he has been looking for in recent months.

However, his big brother is still looming, and Stevie Ray even went as far to say that he will be at Uncensored, and Booker T will not walk out with anything other than an ass-whooping from Stevie Ray!

During this build-up, Jeff Jarrett along with Col. Robert Parker and The Harris Brothers would simply watch the matches take place. Jarrett would then give his analysis following each match, with the same words uttered each time: “Not as great as me!”

Jeff Jarrett finds himself against all odds at Uncensored because in this Four Corners Match, the first pinfall wins. Which means Jarrett could not even be in the final decision. Meaning, Jeff Jarrett can lose his coveted United States title without being pinned!

If we know anything by now in The Millennium Project, it is that Jeff Jarrett always finds a way to escape with his title. Will this be the same fate at Uncensored? Or will Jarrett finally be knocked off of his high horse as Ken Shamrock, Shane Douglas or Booker T walks out as NEW United States Champion?



THE TV TITLE “STUFF”

President Ric Flair made the announcement at SuperBrawl 2000 that the TELEVISION TITLE WOULD BE RETURNING AT UNCENSORED!! For the past month, an 8-man Tournament has taken place. Here are the quick results of the tournament:

THE QUARTERFINALS:
Buff Bagwell defeated Konnan
Buff Bagwell returned to WCW after a brief hiatus with a bang as he notched a big win over Konnan. More importantly, it was a clean win. Bagwell is now being managed by his mother, Judy Bagwell, who Buff says gives him the inspiration to do great things!

Marty Jannetty defeated VK Stock after The Outfit interfered on his behalf
Jannetty also made his debut in The Millennium Project and found himself lucky in victory. VK Stock had this one in the bag until The Outfit ran down. Big Vito hit VK Stock over the head with that damn frozen fish again, which was enough for Jannetty to pin Stock and advance!

Billy Kidman defeated Alex Wright
Kidman, still unsure about his girlfriend Torrie and Evan Karagias, directed his anger and energy at Alex Wright. Kidman took down Wright with ease, and all seemed well between he and Torrie…

Evan Karagias defeated Disco Inferno after Internal Services interfered on his behalf
Karagias picked up a big first round win over Disco after Internal Services interfered, giving Miss Hancock another chance at smashing her laptop over Disco’s head! Karagias then finished Disco off!



THE SEMI-FINALS
Buff Bagwell defeated Marty Jannetty
Bagwell continued his streak with another clean victory over Jannetty. At one point in the match, Marty Jannetty just may have had his eyes on Judy Bagwell, since they’re most likely close to being in the same age bracket!

Billy Kidman defeated Evan Karagias
The re-match from SuperBrawl 2000 saw the same result. Karagias couldn’t take his eyes off of Torrie (who can blame him!) and Kidman used that to his advantage and defeated Karagias. After the match, Karagias and Torrie once again locked eyes, but Kidman did not see as he was celebrating the big win!

After the tournament we now have our TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP FOR UNCENSORED SET! It will be Buff Bagwell against Billy Kidman! Both men are red-hot heading into this one, and for Kidman’s sake, he doesn’t have to worry about Evan Karagias being involved in his match. Buff Bagwell is looking to keep his new-found momentum heading forward in becoming the first official Television Champion in over six months!



MAKIN’ SOME CALLS

The tale-as-old-as-time feud between the “Wise Guys” and the “Government” hits full throttle as these six men finally get to settle their differences once and for all. After cracking down on their poker game at Souled Out, VK Stock continued to push the envelope as he had The Villanos and Super Calo wired up in his quest to serve justice to The Outfit.

After an unsuccessful attempt to flip Disco, Internal Servies pulled a raid on live-TV at SuperBrawl 2000, only for it to be ruined by David Flair and Crowbar! The Outfit got away, and hired a big-time attorney who is looking to throw the case out in court. However, Internal Services didn’t take the heat off of The Outfit over the past month, which prompted Tony Marinara to do something he viewed as a “last resort.”

For weeks, Tony mentioned his “Uncle Paulie” would know what to do in these types of situations. He even went as far as to call his Uncle, who showed up on Nitro to help The Outfit devise a plan.

Little did we know, Uncle Paulie ended up being a real man, with a very impressive suit and slicked back hair. He was introduced to us all as he knocked on The Outfit’s door and walked into the room…

“Whaddaya know…whaddaya say! Anthony, my boy! How the hell are ya!”



IT WAS PAULIE GUALTIERI FROM NORTH JERSEY!

Uncle Paulie was in fact real, and had a plan:

“You guys have a unique situation on your hands. See, your line of work is a little different than mine. You can take the government into the ring and beat them over the head. Grab anything from your Grandma’s kitchen and whack them with it! If I did that, I’m looking at 25 to life!”

Uncle Paulie’s insight gave The Outfit just the idea to settle their differences with Internal Services at Uncensored: A GRANDMA’S KITCHEN STREET FIGHT!

To make it official, Paulie negotiated the terms of the match with President Flair and was able to get himself as the Special Enforcer, while Disco Inferno will serve as the Special Guest Referee! Internal Services were not happy about this, but accepted the deal as VK Stock said it is in America’s right to watch these criminals go down on National Television!

Uncensored will become just a bit crazier than it already was with this Grandma’s Kitchen Street Fight! Will The Outfit, now helped out by a known mobster from North Jersey finally take down the government? Or will Internal Services deliver justice in the form of a good-ass beating by the hands of the government?



DEATH GRIP

In the bizarre land of the Hardcore division, Meng has been able to hold it down since SuperBrawl 2000 and defend his Hardcore title with ease. Some may even say since he flipped a car and pinned Crowbar, he has had a “death grip” on the title.

David Flair took his father’s words at face value when he and Crowbar took out The Wall at SuperBrawl 2000. Not only did Crowbar end up becoming Hardcore Champion for about 30 minutes, but the crazed trio thwarted Internal Services’ attempt at a federal raid! For their help, David Flair, Crowbar and Daffney were all paid handsomely by The Outfit-regardless if they were intentionally helping them out or not!

Since then, Flair, Crowbar and Daffney have spent their earnings. Flair now dresses like his father, wearing expensive suits and driving around town in a limousine. Crowbar has gone the flashy route, wearing vibrant t-shirts that make him look more like a night club owner than a Hardcore division wrestler. We have no idea what Daffney has done with her money, for all we know she is the smart one and invested it.

However, the flashy life for the trio isn’t enough. They wanted the Hardcore title back as much as anything else. David Flair stepped into his father’s office, and while Ric Flair was away dealing with another matter, Arn Anderson was filling in. Arn, being David’s Godson, felt he needed to do right by him, and gave David and Crowbar what they were asking for:

A HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST MENG AT UNCENSORED FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!!
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As we’ve seen over the past few months, whoever leaves with the Hardcore title isn’t even in the scheduled match! Will this be the case at Uncensored? Or does Meng really have a death grip over the division as he looks for a long and fruitful reign?



PUSHING THE LIMITS

La Parka has enjoyed a very successful first two months of The Millennium Project. After winning the Cruiserweight title at Souled Out, he followed it up with a victory over Chavo Guerrero at SuperBrawl 2000. However, it hasn’t been all fun and games for La Parka, as Chavo has proven to be a thorn in his side every step of the way.

After complaints from Chavo about La Parka presumably being over the 225 weight limit, La Parka would bring a digital scale to the ring, only for it to land on 225 every time, regardless as to who stepped on it. We thought Chavo’s antics were done after a defeat to La Parka last month, but little did we know Chavo would be upping his game heading into Uncensored!

First, Chavo created a group of fellow Cruiserweights who aired their grievances to Chavo, and titled them “Cruiserweights Against La Parka”. In short, C.A.L.P. was led by Chavo, and also featured known wire-wearers Los Villanos and Super Calo. Eventually, Silver King and El Dandy joined the fray as well. Chavo said if he didn’t get one more match with La Parka, he would take his case all the way to the Supreme Court if need be.

Chavo and the rest of C.A.L.P. headed into President Flair’s office to demand justice. With a million things going on at once, Ric Flair heard Chavo’s plea for a grand total of about ten seconds. Instead of reading the paper Chavo presented before him, Flair had grown tired of C.A.L.P.’s rant and quickly signed the paper!

After the oversight of just blindly signing papers which Flair is known to do, Flair had just signed off on a big match for Uncensored without even knowing it. Chavo pushed his bill through, and in return got what he wanted- A RE-MATCH AGAINST LA PARKA AT UNCENSORED…IN A LADDER MATCH!!!

Chavo’s reasoning behind the Ladder Match stipulation was easy to see- he claims La Parka is over the 225 limit, and therefore would climb up the ladder at a slower pace than Chavo. This entire time, La Parka continued to dance and win matches, completely un-phased by the big match Chavo weaseled himself into.

Regardless of how we got here, we are officially here- Chavo Guerrero with C.A.L.P. against the man these Cruiserweights are all against- La Parka- in a Ladder Match at Uncensored!!



A POWERFUL CONTEST

After video packages highlighting their debut in WCW, the formidable duo of Bryan Clarke and Brian Adams-known to the world as KRONIK- will get their PPV debut at Uncensored! Their opponents are none other than the streaking Harris Brothers, who have yet to lose a clean match since joining Jeff Jarrett and Chosen.

Kronik made their debut on Nitro leading up to Uncensored and quickly took care of two local jobbers with their devastating finishing move, a Powerbomb/Top Rope Clothesline combination labeled “The Deathswitch”. Following the match, The Harris Brothers headed down to see what the commotion over these two massive powerhouses was all about. Instead of accepting Kronik’s challenge of getting in the ring right then and there, Col. Robert Parker took to the mic and challenged Kronik at Uncensored.

The following week, The Harris Brothers attempted a sneak-attack on Kronik. Instead, Kronik was ready and waiting, and eventually after Ron and Don retreated, Col. Robert Parker found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time! Kronk nailed The Deathswitch on Parker, giving The Harris Brothers a fair warning as to what will happen to them at Uncensored!

At Uncensored, these two teams will brawl to possibly determine the new #1 Contender’s to the Tag Team Championship!



THE APOCALYPSE

Following two months straight of creepy vignettes warning the entire WCW world that he had a plan so sinister it would rock WCW to its core, Father James revealed his plan to the world on Nitro-



This man has a mystique about him that draws the crowd silent and in awe while heading down to the ring. This man we all know from another company, re-packaged with the name “Phantom”. Phantom debuted and quickly took down Brian Knobbs. From there, Ric Flair deemed Phantom was PPV-ready and booked a match between Phantom and Alex Wright for Uncensored!

Phantom is as destructive as they come, and with the sinister Father James by his side, there is no telling how high his ceiling will be. He gets his first test at Uncensored, where “The Dancing King” Alex Wright will be looking to bust a few moves to score himself a win…



WCW UNCENSORED 2000
MARCH 19, 2000
AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA- MIAMI, FLORIDA

*Predictions welcome*

WCW Championship
Goldberg vs. Diamond Dallas Page w/Kimberly

Tag Team Grudge Match- No Disqualifications Match
Sid Vicious & Randy Savage w/Midajah Madness vs. The Steiner Brothers

US Championship- Four Corners Match
Jeff Jarrett vs. Booker T vs. Shane Douglas vs. Ken Shamrock

Tag Team Championship- First Blood Match
Sting & Vampiro w/Kanyon vs. The Outsiders w/Lex Luger

Television Championship- Tournament Finals
Billy Kidman w/Torrie Wilson vs. Buff Bagwell w/Judy Bagwell

Hardcore Championship- Handicap Match
Meng vs. David Flair & Crowbar

Cruiserweight Championship- Ladder Match
La Parka vs. Chavo Guerrero w/C.A.L.P.

Grandma’s Kitchen Street Fight- Disco Inferno Special Referee, Paulie Gualtieri Special Enforcer
Internal Services (VK Stock, The Wall & Barry Darsow) vs. The Outfit (Johnny the Bull, Big Vito, & Tony Marinara)

Tag Team Match
Kronik vs. The Harris Brothers w/Col. Robert Parker

Singles Match
Phantom w/Father James vs. Alex Wright ​

*The following show contains overbooked madness. After all, this is WCW 2000…You’ve been warned…*





A brief video package plays hyping up all TEN of our exciting matches for UNCENSORED 2000!

The reigning WCW World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg arrives earlier today. He gets a HUGE pop from the crowd. Goldberg wheels in his luggage, and stops to sign autographs for a few lucky fans!

Diamond Dallas Page and Kimberly, Goldberg’s challenger tonight here at Uncensored, arrives in style as he and Kimberly get dropped off in a pink Cadillac. DDP, with the finest Cuban cigar hanging from his mouth listens to the jeers from the fans nearby and waves them off as he and Kimberly continue walking into the arena…

Fireworks blast, the crowd roars in excitement- WE ARE LIVE from The American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida for WCW Uncensored 2000! Greeted by Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan and Mike Tenay, the all-star announce crew welcomes us to the third installment for the NEW MILLENNIUM- UNCENSORED 2000! They run down the card once more to really hammer home the point that we have 10 action-packed matches scheduled for tonight!

It's Uncensored, which means we will see a Grandma’s Kitchen Street Fight, a Ladder Match, a Four Corners Match, a First Blood Match, and a No DQ Match involving the Steiners- THIS NIGHT IS ABOUT OVERBOOKED MADNESS AND WCW LOVES EVERY SECOND OF IT!!



After another crowd shot, it’s time for our OPENING CONTEST- THE CRUISERWEIGHT LADDER MATCH!

The camera pans to the top of the American Airlines Arena, where La Parka’s Cruiserweight title hangs…

Chavo Guerrero is out first, alongside his CALP comrades. Los Villanos and Super Calo, sporting their C.A.L.P. t-shirts and signs march towards the ring as Chavo brings up the rear. He soaks in the boos from the crowd as he slaps the ladder in the aisle way before heading into the ring. He poses on the top turnbuckle as the crowd boos loudly…

La Parka is out next, to a HUGE reaction from the crowd! The reigning Cruiserweight champion heads down the entrance ramp with his trusty chair. He plays into the crowd as he leaps to the top rope and poses. He looks up at his CW title and points to it…



The bell rings and we are ready for our opening contest at UNCENSORED!!!

The two trade blows right out of the gate, with neither man gaining the upper hand. That is until Chavo Guerrero ducks a clothesline attempt and hits a deep arm drag on La Parka! La Parka goes right back at Chavo but he once again runs into another arm drag! Chavo then steps on La Parka’s arm for good measure.

Chavo then directs Super Calo to grab the ladder in the aisle way. Chavo heads out of the ring to receive the ladder from Super Calo. Both Chavo and Calo are on each side of the ladder, ready to slide it inside the ring…

WHEN LA PARKA SKIES OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A DIVE ONTO CHAVO, SUPER CALO, AND THE LADDER!!!

The crowd pops for the big move as La Parka is right back to his feet! He looks over at Los Villanos and shakes his head in what we can presume to be disgust before shifting his attention back onto Chavo. La Parka grabs Chavo and whips him HARD into the steel guard rail!

La Parka does a little strut over to the ladder as he picks it up…AND RAMS IT INTO CHAVO’S MID-SECTION!!

La Parka grabs the ladder and goes to slide it inside the ring, but Super Calo pounds on his back, preventing him from doing so. Instead, the ladder ends up wedged in between the middle rope and the outside floor…

La Parka fends off Super Calo and then drops Chavo with a right hand. La Parka places Chavo on the ladder before turning his back, heading up the aisle way. La Parka runs with a full head of steam, looking to tackle Chavo through the ladder, but at the last second Los Villanos rush to Chavo’s aid…

LA PARKA RUNS FULL SPEED AHEAD AT CHAVO…

BUT CHAVO AND LOS VILLANOS LIFT LA PARKA UP….

AND LA PARKA GOES FLIPPING BACK FIRST ONTO THE LADDER!!!

Bobby Heenan brings up the fact that Chavo could have never hoisted La Parka up that high without help, hammering home that La Parka isn’t really 225 pounds to qualify in the CW division…

La Parka lies back first on the ladder. Chavo cannot move the ladder with La Parka on it, so he begins to direct traffic as he orders Super Calo to help him push the ladder over with La Parka on top of it!

La Parka is now face down on the ringside floor. Chavo finally gets the ladder into the ring, but the ladder is worse for wear after all the abuse it has taken thus far!

Chavo sets up the wobbly ladder as he begins to climb. He reaches the middle rungs…

WHEN SUDDENLY LA PARKA SKIES THROUGH THE AIR, DROPKICKING THE LADDER OUT FROM UNDERNEATH CHAVO GUERRERO!!!

Chavo crashes to the mat with a thud as La Parka is slow to get to his feet. Chavo rolls out of the ring, where Super Calo has stolen La Parka’s trusty chair and sets it up at ringside. Los Villanos pull out a squirt bottle as they place Chavo on the chair and give him a pep talk. Before this pep talk can get any further…

LA PARKA FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO EVERYBODY AT RINGSIDE!!!

With Chavo and the rest of CALP incapacitated at ringside, La Parka slides back inside the ring and sets up the wobbly ladder. La Parka realizes it is unstable and rushes outside the ring to grab another ladder from underneath.

La Parka wastes valuable time setting up the new ladder next to the old one, and finally begins to slowly ascend up. La Parka continues to slowly climb the ladder, but Chavo has recovered enough to get his energy back…

Chavo climbs to the top turnbuckle, leaps onto the broken ladder with one foot, then grabs La Parka by the head on the new ladder…

IN ONE FELL SWOOP…CHABO LANDS A TORNADO DDT ON LA PARKA OFF THE LADDER!!!

The crowd is in awe at the move, and while you may love him or hate him, Chavo pulled out a very impressive Tornado DDT!!

During the big spot, La Parka lands hard on the new ladder, bending one side of that one as well!

WE NOW HAVE TWO BROKEN LADDERS!!!

Chavo sets up the second broken ladder, and as he climbs, realizes the opposite side is broken. A lightbulb goes off as he kicks La Parka…

BEFORE WEDGING HIM THROUGH THE BOTTOM TWO RUNGS OF THE BROKEN SIDE, STABILIZING THE WEIGHT!!

LA PARKA’S WEIGHT IS FINALLY WORKING AGAINST HIM!!!

With La Parka wedged in between the bottom two rungs, balancing out the weight, Chavo easily scales to the top of the ladder…

AND PULLS THE TITLE DOWN!!!

WINNER AND NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION- CHAVO GUERRERO

Chavo leaps down off the ladder and clutches his newly won Cruiserweight title close to his body! Chavo used La Parka’s weight to his advantage, after complaining about it for the past three months, and is YOUR NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

C.A.L.P. head inside the ring to celebrate with Chavo. The group exits the ring as Chavo holds his newly won title up high on the entrance ramp as the crowd boos!

The focus shifts back inside the ring where a few WCW medical officials are helping La Parka to his feet. He favors his right leg, and can barely put any weight onto it. The crowd gives La Parka a HUGE ovation as he limps to the back…



We head to the back where we see a limousine pulling up. Could it be WCW President Ric Flair? Nope…instead…his offspring David Flair, alongside Crowbar and Daffney climb out! Still living a lavish lifestyle since getting a nice chunk of change from The Outfit last month, the three are now riding in style.

David straightens out his suit while Crowbar adjusts his Cartier sunglasses…

“Tonight, we take back that Hardcore title. The plan is in place. And…I had another idea…”

Flair waves the limo driver to come over to them. The limo driver obliges…

“Find us a path to the ring in this thing. Not only do we win back the Hardcore title from Meng in style, we will enter the arena in style! I bet my father never thought of that one!”

Daffney lets out a laugh as Crowbar nods in approval. David Flair wants his limo driver to find a way to the ring so they can show up in his limousine!



We cut to a dressing room with the CHOSEN logo on it. Inside, Jeff Jarrett, The Harris Brothers and Col. Robert Parker are all getting ready. The Harris Brothers take on Kronik next! Jarrett has his team huddled around his dressing room chair.

As Jarrett shines his United States title with a cloth, he looks at the rest of Chosen…

“Tonight something gets set in motion that will make us all untouchable…royalty…chosen…”

The Harris Brothers and Col. Robert Parker nod as Jarrett continues…

“None of us are getting pinned tonight. No matter what! You take care of business right now, and then we have some big things on the horizon. But remember…none of us are getting pinned tonight…do whatever it takes, got it?”

The Harris Brothers nod as Jarrett continues to polish his United States title…



We are back down at ringside as our announcers hype up our next match, Kronik against The Harris Brothers!

The Harris Brothers along with Col. Robert Parker head to the ring first. They look mean, and tough, and if you can figure out which one is which, let me know. The crowd boos them as they play into the crowd. Col. Robert Parker does his little two-step and holds both hands high in the air before shouting:

“AIN’T WE GREAT?”

The lights dim as red lasers point all around the arena. Smoke engulfs the entrance way as some bad-ass early 2000’s techo music blasts- and out come KRONIK! Bryan Clarke and Brian Adams, two behemoths of their time, emerge from the smoke to a massive pop. These two have only been in the WCW for a few weeks, but have already won over the crowd! They walk with a purpose down to the ring as they point at The Harris Brothers, signaling their demise…



Kronik wastes no time as they rush the ring, pummeling Ron and Don with rights and lefts. Clarke clotheslines Ron out of the ring while Adams clotheslines Don out of the ring and to the floor!

Kronik haven’t even taken off their entrance jackets quite yet, and are already dishing out an ass-whooping!

Eventually, Ron heads into the ring as Adams is waiting for him and we are officially underway! Adams takes Ron down to the mat with a side headlock. Ron tries to maneuver out of it, and eventually does as he gets to the corner.

A double team is in store for Ron as Clarke places his massive boot in the corner, only for Adams to SMASH Ron’s head right into it!!

Clarke tags in and keeps the momentum going. He sends Ron off the ropes, and is waiting with a HUGE BACK BODY DROP!!

Ron hits the deck hard but smartly rolls out of the ring where he is consoled by Don and Parker. The trio attempt to regroup but their pow-wow is short-lived as Clarke and Adams head to the outside!

Clarke takes Ron while Adams takes Don and at the same time…

KRONIK SMASHES THE HARRIS BROTHERS’ HEADS INTO THE RING POST!!!

Both Ron and Don fall to the mat! Clarke grabs Ron who is the legal man and slides him back inside. Clarke stands on the ring apron, waits for Ron to get to his feet…

SLINGSHOT CLOTHESLINE FROM CLARKE!!!

The impressive move has the crowd on their feet. Clarke is in full control as he scoops Ron up and slams him to the mat!

Col. Robert Parker hops up onto the apron on the opposite side of the ring as the referee goes over to him. Clarke also goes over, and grabs Parker by the shirt collar…

Meanwhile, The Harris Brothers attempt the ol’ switcheroo as Don drags Ron out of the ring and slides in, making pretend he is Ron.

Don waits for Clarke to turn around, but before he can dish out any offense…

ADAMS IS WAITING WITH A SPINEBUSTER TO DON HARRIS!!!

Clarke finally turns around, and with both Harris Brothers down, he signals to Adams and shouts…

“FLIP THE SWITCH!!”

The crowd knows what is coming next, and are on their feet!!

Clarke tags in Adams, who pounds on Don’s back before putting him up in the powerbomb position. Clarke heads to the top rope…

CLARKE HOPS OFF WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE…WHILE ADAMS POWERBOMBS DON HARRIS…

THEY CALL THIS THE DEATHSWITCH!!!!

It’s all but over for The Harris Brothers as Clarke makes the pin…

BUT COL. ROBERT PARKER IS BACK ON THE APRON!!

He was already warned, so whatever he does next will result in an ejection or a DQ loss!

Parker reaches into his pocket and grabs a handful of something. Clarke heads over towards Parker…

WHO ATTEMPTS TO THROW SAND INTO THE EYES OF CLARKE…

BUT CLARKE DUCKS…

AND THE SAND GOES RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE’S EYES!!!

The ref didn’t get all of the dirt, and is (surprisingly, by WCW referee’s standards) coherent enough…

TO CALL FOR THE BELL!!!

WINNERS BY DQ- KRONIK

Kronik is not happy with the ruling, so they decide to go ape-shit inside the ring on Ron and Don with multiple chokeslams to each Harris Brother. Eventually, Col. Robert Parker finds himself back inside the ring surrounded by Clarke and Adams….

They both lift him up…

DOUBLE CHOKESLAM TO COL. ROBERT PARKER!!

Parker hits the mat so hard his hat flies into the crowd, and his shoes fly off of his feet!

The crowd is happy with the destruction after the match, but are still a bit angry about Kronik not getting their chance to win clean. Nevertheless, Kronik heads up the ramp while Parker lies motionless inside the ring.

Our announcers play up how Jeff Jarrett had specific orders to not get pinned tonight, and his brigade followed through on that after losing by DQ!



We head to the back where David Flair and his crew are driving around in the limousine, presumably looking for an entrance into the ringside area. Flair sits up front, and has his head outside the window, much like a dog.

They drive past the referee’s station, where legends like Mickey Jay, Charles Robinson and Nick Patrick are hanging out.

“Hey! Any of you guys know how to get into the ringside area? We’re looking for a big…”

Before Flair can get another word out…

MENG SNATCHES HIM FROM INSIDE THE CAR!!!

We are right next to the referee’s station, so THIS HARDCORE MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDER WAY!!



Meng pounds away on David Flair until Crowbar hops out of the limo with his…crowbar…and WHACKS Meng across the back with it!!

Flair opens up the passenger side door in an attempt to crawl back in…

BUT MENG SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT RIGHT ON FLAIR’S FACE!!!

Daffney then tosses the driver out of the limo and speeds off. Meng has Crowbar by the throat as he lifts him up against the wall. David Flair picks up the crowbar and bashes Meng across the back once more! Meng puts Crowbar down as the trio begin to fight towards the ring.

Meng is down to one knee as Crowbar and Flair run full speed right at him…

AND TACKLE HIM THROUGH A CURTAIN…THAT LEADS TO MENE GENE’S INTERVIEW SET!!

Mene Gene has a mic in hand, and is startled at the presence of the three Hardcore competitors.

“What in the hell is going on? Somebody get this homeless man off my set!”

Mene Gene says as he points at Crowbar. Flair and Crowbar pick up a trash can set to the side of the interview set…

FLAIR DRILLS MENG WITH THE TRASH CAN!!!

CROWBAR SMACKS MENG OVER THE FACE WITH A COOKIE SHEET!!!

BUT MENG IS ONLY GETTING ANGRIER BY THE SECOND!!!

Meng lets out a loud scream as he lunges at both Flair and Crowbar…

AND TACKLES THEM THROUGH A WALL!!!

All three land back over by the referee’s station. The limo driver is now chatting it up with the referees in the background. We can hear tires screeching off in the distance…the camera picks up on the limousine moving full speed ahead towards Meng…

DAFFNEY IS DRIVING THE LIMOUSINE!!!

While Daffney inches closer, Meng has the Tongan Death Grip on Crowbar. The car is mere feet away…

AT THE LAST SECOND…

MENG TOSSES CROWBAR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!!!

Daffney quickly hops out of the car as Crowbar lies where the windshield once was, as it is now completely shattered. Daffney hands Crowbar something before going over to David Flair, and hands him something, too.

What kind of plan did David Flair set in motion?!?!?

Before Flair can use whatever he was handed…

MENG PUTS HIM IN THE TONGAN DEATH GRIP!!!

Crowbar leaps off the limo with a double axe handle to Meng…but it doesn’t phase the big man. Crowbar then picks up what Daffney handed him seconds earlier…

IT’S A STUN GUN!!!

Crowbar goes behind Meng, looking to use the stun gun on him….

Meng senses something coming and releases the grip, and quickly moves out of the way…

AND CROWBAR ENDS UP TAZING DAVID FLAIR…

WHO SIMULTANEOUSLY SHOOTS PEPPER SPRAY BACK INTO THE FACE OF CROWBAR!!!

Both David Flair and Crowbar collapse into each other. Flair is out cold from the taser shot…Crowbar cannot see…

Meng’s job is all about finished as he stacks both men on top of each other. Daffney thinks twice about getting involved after a death stare from Meng. Meng then looks over at Charles Robinson, as all of the referees plus the limo driver have pulled up chairs to watch this spectacle…

1…2…3!!!

WINNER AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION- MENG

Meng then looks over at the limo driver and points at him. The limo driver happily obliges to Meng’s wishes after Meng points at the limo. With the Hardcore title in tow, Meng opens the passenger door and hops in.

Meng is not a stupid man. He has seen how things happen with the Hardcore title at Pay-Per-Views lately, and doesn’t want to take the chance of getting blindsided by The Wall, Finlay, or Brian Knobbs. Instead, he wants to get out of here with the title still in-tact.

The limo drives away as Daffney checks on David Flair and Crowbar, and we head back down to ringside…



Our announcers do their best to describe what we all just witnessed. Schiavone says he can’t call it a car wreck, because there ACTUALLY WAS a car wreck! They wonder how WCW President Ric Flair feels about his son’s performance, and all agree he is probably ashamed of what his offspring cannot do…

We head to the hallway corridor where PAULIE GUALTIERI is walking. He garners a big pop from the crowd as he pulls out his phone…

“Hey, Tone. You’ll never guess where I’m at….I’m at the wrestling matches!...Yeah, in Miami, like we talked about…I gotta take care of that thing for my Nephew Anthony…he’s a good kid…no not the thing we talked about…the other thing…I got a meeting lined up with that guy for that other thing…”

Suddenly, Internal Services walks up to Paulie. Paulie immediately sets his sights on the long legs of Miss Hancock.

“Yeah…Tone…I don’t got any reception…I’ll call you back later…”

Paulie smiles at Miss Hancock…

“Hello, sweetheart. I’m Paulie…It’s my pleasure to meet you…”

Before Paulie can get another word out, VK Stock cuts him off.

“Mr. Gualtieri, I know you have a long history with the feds. I’m here to offer you a deal. Not just any deal. You flip on your Nephew and his friends, and I’ll give you immunity for the rest of your…”

“OHHH! Stop it right there. I ain’t no rat. Never have been, never will be. My Nephew and his friends are gonna beat you bad tonight, and I’m gonna have a front row seat to watching it happen. Now get the hell outta here!”

VK Stock smirks as the rest of Internal Services follow him, walking away. Paulie turns around to admire Miss Hancock from the back. He does the sign of the cross before exhaling…

“The legs on that broad…Oh, madone!”



A brief video package plays, highlighting the Television Title Tournament that has culminated over the past month. We see still-shots of Buff Bagwell and Billy Kidman…

Mene Gene is standing by, in his now makeshift interview set after Meng tackled everybody through his old one. He is with Buff Bagwell and his mother, Judy Bagwell. Buff flexes for the camera as Mene Gene asks him his thoughts on his Television Championship match against Billy Kidman, which is happening next!

“It’s great to be back. It’s even better to be back with my mother…and once I beat that chump Billy Kidman, it’s gonna be great to be Television Champion. Billy, you shouldn’t be worried about Evan Karagias, because once your girl lays eyes on me up close out there, she’s gonna forgot about both of you boys.”

Buff flexes for the cameras as Mene Gene is about to conclude…

“Don’t cut me off, Gene. I wasn’t finished. Torrie, after I beat Billy Kidman tonight, I am officially inviting you over for a nice, home-cooked meatloaf dinner. My mother here, she can cook with the best of them. You should be with a real man. One that has muscles in places you didn’t even think were possible. Torrie, high school is over. I’ll be waiting…”

Buff winks into the camera and flexes once more as we head down to ringside…



The Commissioner of the TV Title division Arn Anderson is out at ringside with the Television Title. He places it on the announcer’s desk as he takes a seat to the side.

Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson are out first, as the crowd is in awe of Torrie and the skimpy outfit she has on tonight. Kidman poses on the top rope as the crowd cheers…

Buff Bagwell and his mother Judy are out next. Buff puts on the full display of posing on his way down to the ring. He looks over at Torrie and blows her a kiss…



Kidman comes out firing right away, landing rights and lefts. Buff ends up the corner where Kidman knees him in the mid-section before stomping him out on the mat!

Our announcers play up how Kidman can only take so much smack-talk from his opponents over Torrie, and eventually he has to snap just to show her he is the right man…

The referee forces Kidman to back off of Buff as he rolls to the outside. Kidman isn’t wasting any time as he shoots off the ropes…

AND CONNECTS WITH A MIDDLE ROPE DIVE ONTO BUFF ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

Kidman is right back to his feet and whips Buff hard into the guard rail. Buff bounces off of the guard rail and is met with a dropkick form Kidman that sends him hard back into the guard rail. Buff lies on the floor, holding his back while Kidman stomps on his head for good measure.

Kidman slides Bagwell back inside the ring as he follows suit. Kidman with a chin lock, but Bagwell escapes it and throws Kidman off the ropes. Kidman comes back with a shoulder block but Buff doesn’t budge. Kidman back off the ropes for another shoulder block…

BUFF IS WAITING WITH A HUGE BODY SLAM!!

Buff goes on the offensive with rights and lefts. Buff then easily lifts Kidman up and connects with a suplex! Buff with a quick cover and only gets two. Bagwell stays on Kidman as he sends him hard into the corner…so hard that Kidman bounces off and lands face-first on the mat!!

Buff does his strut followed by a flexing pose, directed straight at Torrie Wilson! Buff grabs Kidman by the hair and places him in the corner where he delivers a loud knife-edge chop! Kidman holds his chest as Bagwell winds up and connects with another chop.

Kidman is out of the corner and kicks Buff in the gut. Buff responds with an upper cut that sends Kidman back down to the mat. Bagwell bounces off the ropes, struts once again, flexes, then delivers an elbow drop to Kidman! Buff makes the cover…

1…2…NO!

Kidman with a shoulder up. Buff picks Kidman back up and sends him off the ropes. Bagwell goes for a big clothesline but Kidman ducks, wraps himself around the back of Bagwell…

CRUCIFIX PINFALL ATTEMPT…

1…2…NO!!

Bagwell kicks out! Kidman stays with it as he lifts Bagwell to his feet. Kidman then grabs a hold of Bagwell’s hand and leaps onto the top rope…

KIDMAN FLIES OFF WITH A HURICANRANNA!!!

Before Kidman can cover Bagwell, there is commotion at ringside…

EVAN KARAGIAS HAS FOUND HIS WAY OUT HERE!

Karagias goes right over to Torrie and pleads his case. Torrie shakes her head no and walks away. Kidman is distracted by this interaction and Bagwell takes advantage with a rollup…

1…2…NOOO!!!

Kidman bounces right out of the rollup attempt and lands a superkick right to Bagwell’s jaw! Kidman, looking to concentrate on the match, climbs to the top turnbuckle. He sizes up Bagwell before flying off…

WITH A FLYING CROSS BODY INTO A PINFALL ATTEMPT…

NO!! BAGWELL ROLLS THROUGH…

Bagwell shows off his impressive strength as he rolls through and lifts Kidman onto his shoulders, but Kidman is locked in as he slides off…

KIDMAN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO BAGWELL!!!

Kidman then climbs back to the top rope, signaling for the end…

But on the outside, right underneath Billy Kidman…Evan Karagias goes in for a KISS on Torrie!! Torrie pushes him off of her, but Karagias got his kiss! Kidman looks down and shouts at Karagias…

TORRIE SLAPS KARAGIAS ACROSS THE FACE!!!

Karagias falls backwards, arms fly in the air, and he shakes the ropes enough…

FOR KIDMAN TO CROTCH HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!

Buff Bagwell is now fully recovered and grabs Kidman, hitting him with a Hangman’s DDT!!!

Kidman is out cold, Karagias is now up the aisle way, and Torrie sulks on the outside!

Bagwell then climbs to the top rope. He points down at his mother, and then to Torrie…

BUFF BLOCKBUSTER!!!

Bagwell executes his finishing move to perfection as he covers Kidman…

1…2…3!!!

WINNER AND NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION- BUFF BAGWELL

Judy Bagwell takes the title from Arn Anderson, who thought he would present the title to Buff. Instead, it will be Buff’s mother who will do the presenting! Buff takes the title and holds it high in the air as he looks back down at a disgruntled Torrie and points at her.

Torrie consoles Kidman, who is beyond pissed off right now! Not only did he watch another man kiss his girlfriend in front of the world, but he also just lost a Championship match! Torrie tries to grab Kidman’s arm but he shoes her away and angrily walks up the entrance ramp…alone.

For now, Buff’s got the TV Title stuff, and he poses for the crowd with the newly won Television Title…



Before we go any further, we are treated to a NITRO COLOGNE commercial…


(How else could Kidman land a woman with Torrie’s looks?...)

Following the Nitro Cologne ad, we cut to an outside shot of beautiful Miami in front of the arena. The big billboard sign is lit up in neon green and reads- WCW UNCENSORED: SOLD OUT!

We get a video hyping up our next PPV- SPRING STAMPEDE! SPRING STAMPEDE- LIVE! APRIL 16, 2000 FROM THE UNITED CENTER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS!! Get your tickets now, as they are moving FAST!

Following our Spring Stampede ad, we see The Founding Fathers walking into the arena from their RV in a private parking lot. The Outsiders, along with Lex Luger, head in. Bret Hart is nowhere to be found, but from the looks of it, Lex Luger has made amends with both Scott Hall and Kevin Nash…on the heels of their big FIRST BLOOD Tag Team Championship Match!



A brief video package plays hyping up the Four Corners US Title Match. We see Booker T, Ken Shamrock, and Shane Douglas all winning their respective matches, followed by a still of Jeff Jarrett holding the US Title high in the air…

A 4-way split screen showing each United States Championship participant is shown. They are all heading towards the ring. A big “SHAMROCK!” chant breaks out as our announcers hype up the FOUR CORNERS MATCH for the US Championship, which is NEXT!

Booker T is out first to a big reaction! He jumps up and down in the aisle way as fire shoots out of the side of the entrance way. Booker T is looking to start fresh after a split from his brother, Stevie Ray. However, we all know Stevie Ray will be lurking during this match, and this is something that Booker T knows damn well, too…

Shane Douglas is out next to a loud ringing of boos. Douglas jeers at the fans as he signals for the US Title around his waist. Douglas has a significant amount of momentum heading into this match…

Ken Shamrock makes his way out as the place POPS LOUD for “The Most Dangerous Man in WCW”! Shamrock is locked in as he pounds his gloves together and slides into the ring, posing for the crowd…

And now we wait for greatness…after a long pause, Jeff Jarrett’s music hits as the crowd immediately BOOS the reigning United States Champion! Jarrett stands at the top of the ramp, next to Col. Robert Parker who is worse for wear after getting his ass kicked by Kronik earlier on.

Jarrett holds TWO guitars high in the air, signaling that he isn’t messing around tonight. He demands the camera zoom in on his United States title around his waist as he then forces the camera up onto his face and shouts…

“I AM GREATNESS! I AM CHOSEN!”

Jarrett poses on the top turnbuckle as sparklers shoot out. Jarrett hops down and takes a long look at each of his opponents before handing the US title over to Referee Mickey Jay. Mickey Jay holds the title up high for all to see…



The bell rings and the battle lines are immediately drawn as Booker T goes straight for Shane Douglas, while Ken Shamrock attempts to get his hands on Jeff Jarrett…who quickly hits the deck and rolls to the outside.

Shamrock follows Jarrett to the outside, and begins to chase him around ringside! Inside the ring, Booker T and Douglas trade blows, with each man matching the other.

On the outside, Jarrett hits the deck as Shamrock is still in pursuit. Shamrock turns the corner and Jarrett is waiting…

JARRETT BLASTS SHAMROCK OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS GUITAR!!!

The guitar explodes as Jarrett then mounts Shamrock, hammering away with rights and lefts until Shamrock flips Jarrett over…AND UNLOADS ON JARRETT!!

Shamrock then lifts Jarrett up and tosses him into the ring, where Shane Douglas quickly covers Jarrett in an attempt to steal the match, but Booker T easily breaks up the attempt by stomping on the back of “The Franchise”.

Shamrock heads into the ring and eats a kick from Douglas. Booker T and Jarrett find themselves locked up in the corner of the ring, where Booker T lands a back elbow to the side of Jarrett’s head. Douglas whips Shamrock into the corner and goes to follow up with a splash but Shamrock moves out of the way. Shamrock then unloads on Douglas in the corner with rights and lefts until Douglas falls to the mat!

Shamrock picks Douglas up and in a very impressive feat of strength…

SHAMROCK HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX THAT LAUNCHES DOUGLAS OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!!!

Shamrock then shifts his attention back to Jarrett, as he and Booker T double-team the reigning Champion. Rights and lefts from both men land Jarrett in a bad spot. Shamrock begins to direct traffic as he stands behind Jarrett and lifts him up while Booker T hops off the ropes…

GERMAN SUPLEX-HARLEM SIDEKICK COMBINATION TO JEFF JARRETT!!!

Booker T goes for the cover but Shamrock grabs a hold of his waist…

GERMAN SUPLEX TO BOOKER T!!!

Shamrock goes to cover Jarrett but before he can, Shane Douglas re-emerges inside the ring…

GERMAN SUPLEX FROM SHANE DOUGLAS TO KEN SHAMROCK!!!

All four men are down on the mat as the crowd cheers!!

Each man crawls to a corner to use the ropes as leverage to stand back on their feet. Jarrett goes for Booker T while Douglas goes for Shamrock. Jarrett and Douglas nod to each other before sending Shamrock and Booker into the middle of the ring to collide…

But Shamrock and Booker reverse the whip…

However, it doesn’t pan out for the good guys as Jarrett won’t budge, kicks Booker in the gut…

JARRETT WITH THE STROKE TO BOOKER T!!!

While Jarrett hits The Stroke, Douglas goes for THE FRANCHISER but Shamrock slides out of it, shoots Douglas to the mat…

SHAMROCK WITH THE ANKLE LOCK TO SHANE DOUGLAS!!!

Jarrett quickly covers Booker T, but Shamrock lets the Ankle Lock go to break up the pinfall attempt.

Shamrock turns around, right next to the middle of the ropes…

WHERE SHANE DOUGLAS TACKLES HIM TO THE FLOOR!!

Both Douglas and Shamrock fly out of the ring through the middle rope and land HARD on the ringside floor!

Back inside the ring, Booker T has recovered as he begins to heat up, hitting Jarrett with everything. After a sidewalk slam, Booker T heads to the top rope and sizes up Jeff Jarrett…

BOOKER T CONNECTS WITH A TOP ROPE MISSILE DROPKICK!!!

On the outside, Douglas has ripped up the ringside padding…AND PLANTS SHAMROCK WITH A DDT ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!!

Douglas also lands on the hard floor, and both men are down. While both men are down, after the top rope missile dropkick from Booker T, Jeff Jarrett rolls out of harm’s way…

Or did he?!?!?

Jarrett just so happens to roll out of the ring, right on top of Ken Shamrock…

WHO PUTS HIM IN A REAR NAKED CHOKE!!!

Douglas is back inside the ring and goes for a clothesline on Booker T who ducks it and drills Douglas right in between the face with a bicycle kick!! Booker T can feel it, as the crowd is behind him, all while Shamrock refuses to let go of Jarrett on the outside…that is until…

COL. ROBERT PARKER THROWS SAND INTO KEN SHAMROCK’S EYES!!!

That damn Col. Robert Parker and his sand! Twice in one night! Shamrock releases the hold, wipes the sand out of his eyes, AND BECOMES ENRAGED!!

Shamrock lets out an animalistic roar as he lifts Col. Robert Parker up…

AND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!!

Booker T has Douglas right where he wants him, and looks to connect with the HARLEM HANGOVER to put Douglas away and walk out with the US title…

WHEN STEVIE RAY COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLASTS BOOKER T IN THE BACK WITH A TIRE IRON!!!

Booker T hits the deck instantly as Stevie Ray stands over his brother, all while the crowd boos.

“I told you I wasn’t done whoopin yo ass, sucka!”

Stevie Ray shouts at his brother before exiting the ring…Douglas sees his opportunity as he covers the motionless Booker T! IS SHANE DOUGLAS ABOUT TO STEAL THIS ONE?!?!?

1….2…..

NOO!!

Ken Shamrock enters the ring and before the referee can count to three, he grabs Douglas by his leg…

AND PLACES HIM IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!

Douglas screams in agony as the crowd is SCREAMING for him to tap…

Shamrock leans back and has the Ankle Lock sinched in when…

JARRETT BLASTS SHAMROCK OVER THE HEAD WITH ANOTHER GUITAR!!!

Shamrock topples over as Jarrett crawls towards Booker T and covers him…

1….2……3!!!!!

WINNER AND STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION- JEFF JARRETT

The crowd boos loudly as JEFF JARRETT HAS SOMEHOW, ONCE AGAIN, FOUND A WAY TO RETAIN HIS UNITED STATES TITLE!!!

Col. Robert Parker, wincing as he holds his back in pain, hands Jarrett his US title as the two quickly head up the ramp! Back inside the ring, Ken Shamrock is on his knees, pissed off at the world. He slams the mat in frustration as he was inches away from making Shane Douglas tap, and inches away from winning the US title!

For now, Jeff Jarrett has once again successfully defended his United States title, and somehow overcame the odds to win!

Our announcers talk up the match we all just witnessed, and say that Booker T had the match won had it not been for Stevie Ray. All three challengers had the match won at one point, but in the end, Jeff Jarrett is too hard to kill…



We head over to the side of the entrance stage where our newest personality signing, DON WEST, greets us!

Don West, in his energetic voice, welcomes us all to the inaugural WCW.COM Fan of the Month Spotlight! Over the course of February, WCW.COM held its first ever PREDICTIONS CONTEST, and Don West is with the lucky winner…

“Out of over 100,000 predictions, only ONE person predicted all 10 matches correct, and he is my man right here. His name is MIKE!”

The crowd bursts out in a “MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!” chant as Mike smiles and waves to the camera. Don West then asks Mike how his predictions are lining up tonight. Mike says so far, he is 5 for 5!

West says WCW may just have to add Mike in an official capacity, as he seems to have a knack for booking a good show! Mike is now 15/15 and with five matches left, will we see him again next month at Spring Stampede?!?!?




(Now as TV Champ, Buff should be able to make his minimum monthly payment!)



Back down at ringside, our announce team hypes up our next match, THE GRANDMA’S KITCHEN STREET FIGHT! In a tale as old as time, the government and the wise guys have been mixing it up since the calendar flipped to 2000. Moments from now, we will see who will leave standing once and for all…

“WOKE UP THIS MORNING!”

The famous and familiar tune from the opening credits of The Sopranos plays as the crowd gets to their feet! Uncle Paulie Gualtieri leads the charge, dressed in his black Armani pinstripe suit. Following him is The Outfit, all dressed in tan slacks and white tank top undershirts! Paulie has them dressed for success tonight!

Big Vito pushes a shopping cart down to the ring, filled to the brim with various items, presumably from “Grandma’s Kitchen”! Disco tags along with his referee shirt on, but tonight we know he won’t be calling it down the middle (unless he bet against The Outfit)!

Internal Services is out next to a loud ringing of boos. The Wall heads out first for the intimidation factor, followed by Miss Hancock, then Barry Darsow who is lugging a dolly-cart filled with white boxes. VK Stock brings up the rear, with a mic in hand…

“In these boxes…”

The crowd tells VK in a very loud manner to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” VK stops in his tracks and looks out at the crowd and scoffs at them before mumbling into the mic…

“I see we have Florida’s finest trailer park tenants in attendance tonight…”

The crowd boos even louder as VK Stock is generating tremendous HEAT!

“In these boxes are every single allegation and charge ever brought up on all of you scum! From Vito, to Disco, to the biggest scum of them all- Mr. Gualtieri!”

An “UNCLE PAULIE!” chant breaks out as The Outfit stand at the ready on the apron of the ring, ready to charge at a moments notice…

“I also have all of your ‘altered’ tax returns, proof of no-show jobs, and undeclared income from gambling. And just know this…after we kick your ass, we have the authority to arrest you, which we will…and you all will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!”



Before Internal Services can get any closer, The Outfit charges ahead! Disco calls for the official bell as this Grandma’s Kitchen Street Fight is officially under way!

The Wall and Big Vito trade blows…Johnny and VK Stock hammer away at each other…Tony and Darsow beat down on one another! Uncle Paulie watches close by as he has his eyes on Miss Hancock, Disco stands in the aisle way as pinfalls count anywhere in this brawl!

The Wall takes the shopping cart and rams it into Vito’s sternum! The Wall then takes the trash can which is inside the shopping cart and tosses it inside the ring. Vito fights back as he drills The Wall with a hard right hand that sends The Wall up the aisle way. Vito then charges at The Wall…

THE WALL IS WAITING WITH A HIP TOSS ON VITO ON THE HARD STEEL ENTRANCE RAMP!!

Darsow rolls the cart up to The Wall as he places Vito inside of it! Back at ringside, Darsow is in control of Tony while Johnny and VK Stock are over by the announcer’s desk, slamming each other’s heads off of it!

The Wall winds the shopping cart up by taking a few steps backwards with it, then shoves it as hard as he can…

VITO GOES ROLLING DOWN THE AISLE…BUT TONY MARINARA TOSSES DARSOW RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CART!!

Darsow gets sandwiched in between the full-speed shopping cart and the hard side of the ring! Vito then climbs out of the shopping cart, but the big man is RUNNING FULL SPEED DOWN THE AISLE WAY…

THE WALL TAKES VITO’S HEAD OFF WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!!

The Wall turns around…

AND EATS A TORNADO DDT FROM THE FLYING TONY MARINARA!!

Tony shoots himself so far that he ends up in the first row from the move, and The Wall ends up landing face first on the top of the guard rail!!

Stock and Johnny begin to take the fight inside the ring. Stock misses with a cookie sheet and Johnny connects with a flying forearm!

Vito is slowly back to his feet from the lariat and suplexes Darsow onto the hard ringside floor! Vito then heads inside the ring to help his paisan Johnny. Johnny bounces Stock off the ropes and with Vito waiting, Johnny and Vito connect with a DOUBLE FLAPJACK!!

Vito and Johnny then head into the trash can and pull out a few items from the motherland! Johnny grabs what the announcers call a “Roman Cane” instead of a Singapore cane and WHACKS VK Stock across the back with it! Vito then pulls out…THE DREADED WOODEN SPOON!!

If you have an Italian Grandma, you know that this spoon isn’t just for stirring Sunday gravy, its to give you an ass whooping when you step out of line! Johnny holds Stock back as VITO DRILLS STOCK IN BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE WOODEN SPOON!!

Darsow is back inside the ring and pounds at Vito, but Vito clotheslines him back over the top and to the floor!

The Wall is finally back to his feet, as he goes underneath the ring and pulls out THREE TABLES!! The Wall sets two tables up on the outside, and slides the other one inside the ring.

After help from Uncle Paulie, Tony Marinara is back on the right side of the guard rail, and goes underneath the ring to pull out another trash can and a steel chair! Tony tosses the can inside and slides back into the ring with the chair in hand.

The Wall ducks a punch from Johnny and then wraps his massive hand around Johnny’s neck. Vito lunges at The Wall, who kicks Vito off of him. The Wall then lifts Johnny up…

CHOKESLAM ONTO THE TRASH CAN!!

Johnny folds the trash can in half on impact. The Wall is feeling it, but when he turns around…

TONY DRILLS HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

The Wall’s head is met with a vicious THUD from the chair shot…BUT THE CHAIRSHOT DOESN’T PHASE THE WALL!!

He then lifts Tony up with ease in the chokeslam position…

AND CHOKESLAMS TONY LIKE A RAG DOLL…OUT OF THE RING…AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

The Wall once again is dominating this matchup! VK Stock and Vito battle it out in the corner, until The Wall flies through the air with a big splash on Vito!! VK Stock then begins to direct traffic as The Wall clotheslines Vito out of the ring and to the floor.

All three members of Internal Services beat down on Vito. Johnny is still down from the chokeslam onto the trash can, and Tony still hasn’t moved since being chokeslammed through the table. Stock and Darsow set Vito up on the other table at ringside, and continue to beat him with rights and lefts.

Stock calls for the big man to head to the top rope. The Wall slowly climbs to the top. Johnny slides out of the ring right near Vito on the table. Johnny chop blocks VK Stock and drags Vito off the table.

The crowd is amped as Uncle Paulie has now climbed inside the ring. He reaches into the trash can and pulls out a bottle of red wine! Paulie runs with the bottle of wine…

AND SMASHES IT OVER THE WALL’S HEAD!!!

Right as Johnny pulls Vito off the table…

AND THE WALL FALLS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…AND CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

“UNCLE PAULIE!” chats ring throughout the arena as Paulie is fired up, and his energy gets the rest of The Outfit going! Tony Marinara is back inside the ring and pulls a leather belt from the trash can. He heads to the top turnbuckle…

TONY JUMPS OFF AND SWINGS THE BELT IN MID AIR…RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF BARRY DARSOW!!!

Johnny and Vito double team VK Stock before sending him back inside the ring. Miss Hancock climbs up to the apron, within laptop shot of Vito, who works over Stock in the corner. Hancock winds up and goes to hit Vito across the head with her laptop…

BUT DISCO STEPS IN FRONT AND GRABS THE LAPTOP FROM MISS HANCOCK!!

Hancock, in her high heels, stumbles off the apron…

AND RIGHT INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF UNCLE PAULIE!!!

The crowd pops as Paulie holds Miss Hancock in his arms at ringside. He smirks at the crowd and then the camera before placing Hancock back down to her feet…

While this commotion is going on outside the ring, Disco hands Vito the laptop…

VITO DRILLS VK STOCK OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LAPTOP!!!

Darsow tries to break up the offense…

AND DISCO DRILLS DARSOW OVER THE HEAD WITH A FROZEN FISH!!!

That damn frozen fish strikes again!!!

Johnny then sets up the table inside the ring and places VK Stock onto it…

The Wall has emerged from the table, but somewhere in this chaos…

UNCLE PAULIE TIED THE BELT AROUND THE WALL’S FOOT…AND TIED IT TO THE RING POST!!!

The Wall is unable to budge as he is chained up like a dog!!! But not only that…

Paulie has placed one of the big white boxes, filled with all of he and his friends’ crimes on top of the belt, AND THE WALL CANNOT BUDGE!!!

Back inside, Johnny ascends to the top turnbuckle, and with all of his paisans looking on and standing guard…

JOHNNY THE BULL WITH A TOP ROPE LEG DROP ONTO VK STOCK THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Johnny, Vito, Tony and Uncle Paulie all pin VK Stock as Disco is very quick on the count…

1…2…3!!!

WINNERS- THE OUTFIT

The Outfit, along with the crowd, celebrates their victory over Internal Services!!!

They all share a hug inside the ring as they stomp on Stock once more for good measure!

The “Wise Guys” have officially defeated “The Government” and the world has never been a better or happier place than it is right here…right now…inside of WCW!!

The Outfit all celebrate up the aisle way as we see highlights of the carnage that just took place!



Before our announcers can recap the match, we head straight to the back where there is commotion in catering!

The camera rushes quickly into the room where we see Billy Kidman on top of Evan Karagias, hammering away with rights and lefts! Torrie Wilson is right there, screaming and yelling at Kidman to stop beating Karagias up!

Billy Kidman has reached his breaking point tonight. Between losing the TV Title Match to Buff Bagwell, to Evan Karagias kissing Torrie Wilson, he has SNAPPED!

As a host of WCW officials attempt to pull Kidman off of Karagias, Shane Helms and Shannon Moore rush to Kidman’s aid, and begin to hammer away on him…until Konnan and Rey Mysterio join the fray to even up the odds! We have an all out brawl right now in catering!

Konnan lifts Shannon Moore up and throws him through a table! Mysterio hops off another table and hits a HURICANRANNA on Shane Helms! Eventually, WCW Officials pry Billy Kidman off of Evan Karagias, but the damage has been done! Karagias has a busted lip, blood rushing from his nose, and his eye is cut!

As WCW Officials send The Filthy Animals out of the room, Torrie stays behind…AND TENDS TO EVAN KARAGIAS?!?!?!?

It’s a quick gesture, as she then runs off after Billy Kidman, but it is one to add in a long list of hints Torrie has given Karagias over the past few months. Sooner or later this feud between Three Count and The Filthy Animals has to come to a head!!



We follow The Founding Fathers as they exit their personal RV. Hall and Nash are ready for their big match, and Luger seems to be in lockstep with them for the current moment. Hall places his arm around Lex Luger…

“Luger, mang. You sure you got the plan down?”

Luger brushes Hall off of him…

“Yes, Scott. I know the plan. Let’s get this thing done and get those Tag Titles back around your waists…”

The body language says it all, as Luger doesn’t really seem like he’s “got the plan down” as Scott Hall just asked…



We send it over to Mene Gene, who is standing by with the WCW Tag Team Champions- Sting and Vampiro! Alongside the duo is Kanyon, who is still sporting a cast on his arm. Vampiro is holding a large box, something Mene Gene points out right away.

“This box right here. This is what The Millennium Project is all about. The greatest things about yesterday mixed with the future of WCW.”

Vampiro opens up the box and hands it to Sting. Sting immediately smiles as he reveals…

A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!

“Sting’s trusted baseball bat, mixed with a little touch from Vampiro…”

Sting is excited at the surprise, as he pats Vampiro on the back…

“I guess there’s only one thing left to say Mene Gene…IT’S SHOWTIME! WOOO!”



After a brief video package hyping up everything that has happened between The Brothers in Paint and The Outsiders, our announcers begin to talk about the match. Tonight is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH, which means there will be NO pinfalls. The first person to bleed loses the match for his team…

The Outsiders along with Lex Luger are out first, and to everyone’s surprise, they garner a few cheers. The crowd must really dislike Bret Hart and Luger more than The Outsiders, as they are siding with Hall and Nash at the current moment.

Hall and Nash notice this too, and when they all pose in the ring, we can see visible boos directed towards Lex Luger!

Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon are out next, to a MASSIVE POP! Sting holds his barbed wire baseball bat while doing his patented shout to the crowd! Vampiro and Kanyon are happy to be along for the ride as they all head inside the ring…



The Outsiders waste no time and jump Sting and Vampiro the moment they slide inside the ring! Hall works over Sting while Nash and Vampiro duke it out. Nash immediately goes for Vampiro’s 17 staples on his forehead, but Vampiro is ready as he bobs and weaves his way out of a Nash attack!

Sting clotheslines Hall out of the ring while Kanyon grabs the bared wire baseball bat, placing it at his feet on the outside! Luger looks on, clearly not really into the action thus far…

Inside the ring, Nash whips Vampiro off the ropes and goes for a big boot, but Vampiro hits the deck by sliding underneath. He pops back up with a clothesline that has Nash stumbling. Vampiro off the ropes…

VAMPIRO WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT KNOCKS NASH OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!!

Vampiro isn’t finished yet as he goes flying through the air…

VAMPIRO WITH A FLYING CROSS BODY…BUT KEVIN NASH CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!!!

Nash then hoists Vampiro over his shoulder, and runs full speed ahead, ramming Vampiro back first into the ring post!!

Sting has Hall subdued on the outside and rushes over towards Nash, hitting him with a clothesline to the back. Nash doesn’t go down, and instead turns around and blasts Sting with a hard right hand! Nash then goes underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair! Nash goes to wind up and hit Sting…

Vampiro tackles Sting out of the way as Nash smacks the chair across the ring post! Hall is back in on the action as he kicks Vampiro in the gut, then bodyslams him on the hard ringside floor!

Hall lifts Vampiro up and tosses him back inside the ring. Sting follows the two into the ring and is waiting with rights and lefts to Hall. Sting sends Hall off the ropes and connects with a flying clothesline!

Vampiro then places Hall on the top turnbuckle, and then follows up behind him. Hall tries to fight out but Vampiro powers through…

VAMPIRO WITH A BACK BODY DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!

Nash enters the ring with a chair…

AND DRILLS STING ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Sting was able to get his hands up, and the chair only grazes Sting’s head, not enough to draw blood! Nevertheless, the move was effective as Sting hits the deck. Hall and Nash then turn their attention towards Vampiro, and begin to double team him in the corner!

On the outside, Luger bumrushes Kanyon and tackles him to the floor! Luger wants control of the barbed wire baseball bat, and gets it as he stomps on Kanyon’s broken arm!

Back inside the ring, Hall and Nash are looking to bust open the 17 staples in Vampiro’s forehead. They tie Vampiro up in the ropes as Nash picks up the chair…

BUT STING GRABS IT FROM NASH’S HANDS!!!

Sting then gets met with a LARIAT from Scott Hall, knocking him back down to the mat! Nash and Hall nod in unison as Hall picks the fallen Sting up and places him in between his legs. While Nash is preoccupied with Sting, Vampiro unties himself from the ropes and heads to the top turnbuckle. Vampiro zeroes in on Nash as he jumps off, but Nash once again catches him in mid-air, and has him up in the powerbomb position….

Hall has Sting up, Nash has Vampiro up…

STEREO JACKNIFE POWERBOMB/OUTSIDER’S EDGE FROM HALL AND NASH!!!

Hall and Nash are working perfectly as a team tonight! They have Sting and Vampiro right where they want them, as they grab a few more chairs from underneath the ring and toss them in.

Sting rolls out of the ring and to the floor, right next to his former best friend Lex Luger, who is holding the barbed wire baseball bat.

Hall and Nash both have chairs in their hands, and wait for Vampiro to slowly get to his feet. They circle Vampiro as he uses the bottom rope as leverage to get to one knee. Vampiro can feel The Outsiders stalking him as he looks to fight.

On the outside, Sting is back to his feet and tries to grab the barbed wire baseball bat from Luger. Luger and Sting have a stare down as both men have their hands on the bat. Luger looks up inside the ring at Hall and Nash circling Vampiro with chairs and then back at Sting.

Sting is anticipating a kick or a punch from Luger, but instead…LUGER WILLINGLY LETS GO OF THE BAT!!!

Hall and Nash wind up, looking to hit Vampiro with simultaneous chair shots…

BUT STING ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BLASTS SCOTT HALL ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!!

JUST AS KEVIN NASH UNLOADS A WICKED CHAIR SHOT TO VAMPIRO’S HEAD!!! Blood begins to trickle down Vampiro’s forehead…

BUT THE REFEREE SEES SCOTT HALL’S BACK GUSHING IN BLOOD, WITH THE BARBED WIRE STILL STUCK TO IT FIRST…

AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!

WINNERS AND STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- STING & VAMPIRO

David Penzer announces Sting and Vampiro the winners of the match!!! The crowd POPS loud for The Brothers in Paint! Sting checks on Vampiro as blood pours from his head on the outside, and by now Lex Luger is already half way up the entrance ramp!

Kevin Nash is IRATE when he sees Luger turning his back on him and Hall! Nash rolls Hall out of the ring as a team of medics work on Hall’s back!

Inside, Kanyon hands Sting and Vampiro their Tag Team titles as they raise them high in the air! Vampiro’s 17 staples are busted open, but in the end, he took one for the team and somehow Sting was able to save the titles! Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon embrace as our announcers talk about how Luger practically gave away the match by giving Sting the barbed wire baseball bat!

Lex Luger just doubled-crossed The Outsiders, and we can be sure that it was on the orders of the man not seen since SuperBrawl 2000- BRET HART!!!

Our announcers break down everything that just happened, and wonder what The Outsiders do from here. Clearly, Lex Luger cannot be trusted, and much like Bret Hart at SuperBrawl 2000, he spoiled The Outsiders plans against Sting and Vampiro!

For now, Sting and Vampiro-along with Kanyon- are on top of the Tag Team Division, and are firing on all cylinders as Champions!




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On the opposite side of the parking lot, we see Macho Man, Sid Vicious and Midajah Madness getting off their private RV. Sid and Savage are locked in as they give each other a very manly fist bump! The crowd goes wild for these two, who will be fighting the Steiner Brothers shortly…



Jeff Jarrett and the rest of Chosen are walking down the hallway. Col. Robert Parker has an ice pack wrapped around his shoulder, plus one on his head after a rough night. The trio are headed right for WCW President Ric Flair’s office.

“Boys, we set out and accomplished our goals tonight. You two didn’t get pinned, and neither did I. Now, when you look at this United States title you see prestige again. You see a title worthy of fighting. A title parallel to the WCW World Championship. We’ve taken this United States title and maximized its potential. I have the vision. I know what we do next…There’s only one place to go from here…up!”

Chosen then continue down the hallway towards Flair’s office as we head back down to ringside…



Our announcers speculate just what Jeff Jarrett was talking about, and then shift focus and hype up the PPV debut of PHANTOM, managed by Father James. Phantom will take on Alex Wright…NEXT!

After a brief video package highlighting Father James over the past few months, followed by presenting Phantom to the world on Nitro a few weeks ago…

Alex Wright is out first as he dances on the entrance ramp. Wright has his work cut out for him, as although Phantom has never had a match in WCW, he brings with him a very accomplished background. Wright hops into the ring and holds his arms up…

The arena turns pitch black…a circle of fire emerges from the center of the entrance ramp…The camera pans up close to the ring of fire as Phantom and Father James emerge from underneath…creepy Halloween-esque music plays as Phantom and Father James walk through the fire! The crowd is in awe as Phantom and Father James walk down to the ring…

Phantom takes a big sip from his goblet and spits red liquid high in the air! Father James lets out a sadistic laugh as Phantom heads into the ring…



Phantom hits the ground running as he charges right at Alex Wright, dropping him with a knee to the gut. Phantom then hammers away on Wright with elbows straight to his back! Phantom lifts Wright up and connects with a body slam. Phantom then bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop!

The camera pans to the outside where Father James is standing. James looks into the camera and shouts:

“I warned you all about THE RAPTURE! HAHAHA!”

Phantom places Alex Wright on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up. He lifts Wright high above his head…

PHANTOM CONNECTS WITH A SUPERPLEX!!!

Phantom has Wright exactly where he wants him, as he stalks him like prey. Wright slowly gets to his feet when Phantom locks onto his head…

AND CONNECTS WITH AN IMPALER DDT!!!

Our announcers let us know that Phantom calls this move “THE RAPTURE”!

Wright is knocked out cold as Phantom easily covers him…

1…2…3!!!

WINNER- PHANTOM

Father James enters the ring with his walking cane as Phantom gets down on his knees. Father James places his cane on each shoulder of Phantom in some type of strange ritual. Phantom lets out a long scream as Father James, eyes wide open with excitement, laughs and nods his head up and down…

The commentary team talks about Phantom’s debut here, and say he just beat Alex Wright within one minute! With Father James by his side, there is no telling how high Phantom’s ceiling will be here in WCW!!



We head back over to the WCW.COM table, where some winners from tonight’s earlier matches are hanging out. On one side, The Outfit, along with Uncle Paulie have their own table. It’s more of a celebration than a chat room for them, as they have cigars, champagne, and an endless supply of gabagool on their table.

Chavo Guerrero, sporting his newly won Cruiserweight title, walks alongside his C.A.L.P. members past The Outfit. Nobody from The Outfit has forgotten that Super Calo and Los Villanos wore wire taps while playing in their card games, and Tony Marinara lets them know it.

Soon, both factions are nose to nose. Tony looks down at Chavo’s Cruiserweight title and likes what he sees. Chavo tells Tony he will never touch his title. For now, the two factions hold off, but it is now clearly visible that Tony Marinara has his sights set on Chavo Guerrero and the Cruiserweight title…



We head inside Goldberg’s locker room where he is doing pushups, getting ready for his first WCW Championship defense later tonight against Diamond Dallas Page. He is as locked in as ever, and the crowd pops HUGE at just the sight of Goldberg…



We catch up with camera crews in the parking lot, where there is a disturbance. The camera gets closer as we see SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH JUMPING LEX LUGER!!! Hall and Nash hammer away on Luger-the man who they believe cost them the WCW Tag Team Championship Match earlier tonight! Nash picks Luger up…

KEVIN NASH WITH A JACKNIFE POWERBOMB TO LEX LUGER IN THE PARKING LOT!!!

Luger is left lying motionless as Hall and Nash stand over him…

“Tell your boy Bret Hart that you made your choice. Warn him…this is what’s coming next for him!”

Hall and Nash stomp on Luger once more before heading away when a team of security races up towards the scene!



Mene Gene is standing by with The Steiner Brothers. Both Rick and Scott are amped to the max as they hop up and down and pace side to side. Gene asks them how they plan on taking down Sid Vicious and Macho Man- in a match that is just moments away! Scott Steiner answers the question for the brothers Steiner…

“I’ll tell ya how, Gene. We start by breaking them in half! From there, we stretch them from limb to limb! And after we’re done embarrassing them in front of the entire world, then I’m gonna go into that joke of a President in Ric Flair’s office, and DEMAND HE GIVE ME A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT!”

Scott flexes for the camera as Rick barks like a dog…and then Mene Gene sends it back down to ringside…



A brief video package highlighting The Steiner Brothers’ problems with Sid, and now Macho Man, begins to play. We then head back down to ringside where our announcers hype up this big NO DQ Tag Match once more…

The Steiner Brothers are out first to a loud chorus of boos! Rick and Scott don’t really care, as they’re here tonight to put an ass whooping on Sid and Macho Man! The two brothers pose on the top turnbuckles, as Scott flexes for the world to see. These two mean business tonight, but their opponents are two of the biggest bad-asses in WCW today!!

Macho Man’s theme hits as the crowd ERUPTS from the first note of his song. Macho Man emerges from behind the curtain alongside his new girlfriend, Midajah Madness, as Sid Vicious brings up the rear. The two men share another manly fist bump at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Macho Man kisses Midajah Madness as he slides into the ring and points over at The Steiner Brothers!



Macho and Sid take the offense right to Rick and Scott as they both clothesline a Steiner Brother over the top rope and to the floor!!! The crowd eats up the quick attack, as Sid and Macho play into the crowd.

Rick and Scott aren’t your traditional wrestlers, so instead of taking time to regroup after being dumped to the floor, they instead head underneath the ring and begin pulling out every weapon left from tonight. Scott grabs a table, and just so happens to find his weapon of choice- a lead pipe! Rick pulls out a few chairs and a stop sign!

Sid and Savage head to the outside and bash both Rick and Scott with rights and lefts! Sid works over Scott while Savage and Rick duke it out. Sid kicks Scott in the gut and then picks up the stop sign…

SID DRILLS STEINER ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE STOP SIGN!!

Savage whips Rick hard into the guard rail, and generates so much force that Rick goes flying over the guard rail and into the first row!!

Savage isn’t here to fuck around tonight, and leaps high over the guard rail ON TOP OF RICK IN THE FIRST ROW!!!

The two begin to brawl through the crowd. Savage continues to drill Rick with rights and lefts as they head deeper into the crowd. Savage picks up a trash can and bashes Rick over the back with it!

Back at ringside, Scott has gotten some of his juice back, as he fights off a flurry of punches from Sid. Scott lifts Sid up…

AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ON THE ANNOUNCER’S DESK!!!

Scott flexes for the crowd before taking the camera man’s cord…

SCOTT STEINER WRAPS THE CAMERA CORD AROUND SID’S NECK…CHOKING THE BIG MAN OUT!!!

Back in the crowd, Macho Man has Rick dead to rights on the stairs leading up to the exit. Rick is dazed and a little wobbly as Savage climbs up another flight of stairs. Macho then slides down the center railing…

SAVAGE WITH A SLIDING CLOTHESLINE TO RICK!!!

The clothesline has a little more kick to it as Savage slides down the railing, and it is powerful enough to knock Rick DOWN ALL OF THE STAIRS AND TO THE FLOOR!!!

Savage then leaps off the stairs…

AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!!!

Rick retreats back towards the ring as Savage follows. Savage dumps Rick throat first on the guard rail…

SCOTT DRILLS SAVAGE IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

Scott looks over at Midajah Madness, who is standing at ringside…

“That ain’t a real man right there. That’s an ancient piece of shit! I’M A REAL MAN, BABY!”

Scott then pulls Savage back over the guard rail and stomps on him for good measure. Scott turns around…

WHERE SID IS WAITING WITH A BIG BOOT!!!

Sid got all of that, as he plants Scott Steiner with the big boot! Sid then lifts Steiner back to his feet, picks him up, and drops him on the announcer’s table. With Rick still out of it from Savage kicking his ass all around the arena, Savage shifts his attention to Scott, who is sprawled out on the announcer’s table.

Savage heads for the top turnbuckle, and as he does, Rick gets Sid with a chop block!! Rick then hops onto the apron and shakes the top rope…FORCING MACHO MAN TO SLIP…LANDING CROTCH FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!

Rick and Scott pry Savage from his perch. Rick heads down and grabs a chair, sizing up Sid. He whacks Sid across the back before heading back to the apron, where he smacks the chair at Savage, drilling him in the arm!!

Rick then looks down at the fallen Sid….

RICK LEAPS OFF THE APRON AND SMASHES THE CHAIR RIGHT ONTO SID VICIOUS ON THE FLOOR!!!

Scott Steiner rams Savage’s back against the ring apron before placing him in a bear hug. Scott eventually places Savage on top of the table, but he climbs up with Savage. With Rick standing guard, Scott stands with Savage on the top of the announcer’s desk. Scott lifts Savage up in a suplex position…

SCOTT STEINER CONNECTS WITH A STEINER SCREWDRIVER ON SAVAGE….THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!!!

Scott emerges from the rubble and reaches underneath the ring for a pair of handcuffs. He goes to put one side of the handcuffs on Sid, but Sid fights his way out! Sid is like an uncaged animal as serves up a big boot for Scott which sends the handcuffs flying in the air…he then turns back around facing Rick…and gives him a big boot!!

Sid then charges back at Scott, hitting him with a shoulder block. Sid sets up the table at ringside as Rick retreats inside the ring, looking to get away from the monster. Savage is slowly starting to come to as he crawls out of the pile of table. Our announcers are standing right on top of Savage, calling the match on the fly as their monitors are now useless…

Sid follows Rick into the ring. Rick goes for a tackle but Sid stops it with a front face lock. Sid then rams his knee into Rick’s head!! Sid points down to the table at ringside as the crowd is on their feet!

Sid places Rick in between his legs, then hoists him up…

SID VICIOUS POWERBOMBS RICK FROM THE RING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR!!!

Sid is AMPED up after the move, as is the crowd! Sid slides underneath the bottom rope and grabs the handcuffs. Scott looks to fight back as he charges at Sid…

WHO IS WAITING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX ON SCOTT!!!

Scott’s legs hit the guard rail, as Sid just pulled that move from out of nowhere!!

Sid then grabs Scott and places one handcuff around his wrist. He then places the other handcuff around the bottom rope!!!

SCOTT STEINER IS HANDCUFFED TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

Scott reaches out with his free hand and is able to grab a hold of his lead pipe!!

Savage grabs the fallen Rick Steiner and slides him into the ring. Sid and Savage nod in unison as Savage begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. Sid places Rick in between his legs once more as he lifts him up…

SID WITH A POWERBOMB ON RICK STEINER…

Look up!!!

SAVAGE SKIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH HIS PATENTED ELBOW DROP ONTO RICK STEINER!!!

Savage then lets Sid do the honors. After months of frustration, Sid has finally gotten at least some of it out! Sid pins Rick…

1…2….SCOTT STEINER RIPS THE HANDCUFFS OFF OF HIS WRIST AND SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH HIS LEAD PIPE….3!!!!

WINNERS- SID VICIOUS AND MACHO MAN

Scott Steiner was a millisecond away from breaking up the pinfall attempt, but the referee’s hand hit the mat just before Scott was able to break it up!!!

Sid and Savage celebrate with Midajah Madness as they head up the ramp! Back inside the ring, Scott Steiner is pleading his case with referee Charles Robinson, but Little Naitch holds his ground. Scott stands with his hands on his hips, pissed off.

SCOTT LIFTS CHARLES ROBINSON UP AND HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

That’ll come out of Scott’s paycheck, but he doesn’t care! Back in the aisle way, Macho Man and Midajah share a kiss as our announcers hype up Sid and Savage coming up HUGE tonight against the dangerous Steiner Brothers!!!





We get a quick promo for WCW.COM’s newest cyber show- WCW RELOAD!! A pre-show, starting TOMORROW NIGHT FROM 7 TO 8PM before Monday Nitro! Catch up with Jeremy Borash and Don West as they give you behind-the-scenes access to WCW and hype up Monday Nitro!!



Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon are seen leaving the Medical Room. Vampiro has a new set of staples in his forehead. The trio talk about the brawl they got from The Outsiders, but Sting reminds them that all three are still standing, and the same can’t be said about The Outsiders.

Suddenly, Father James and Phantom pass by. Father James stops in his tracks as he and Phantom stare across at Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon.

“Fellas, congratulations on your big win tonight…we’re just passing through, but while we’re here…I want to let you three know that anytime you need service taking out any pesky foes of yours…here…here’s my card…”

Father James forms a sadistic grin across his face as he hands Sting, Vampiro and Kanyon all business cards before walking away. Sting immediately rips his card up, but Vampiro and Kanyon check it out. The card is all red with a green snake in the middle of it.

“If I can give you two one solid piece of advice, it is don’t fall for guys like that. He is a snake-oil salesman, looking to make a quick buck off of us. That man always was a snake, and always will be…”

Sting says to Vampiro and Kanyon as they continue walking. Kanyon and Vampiro share a very brief moment of eye contact before following behind Sting…………



Mene Gene is ready to conduct his last interview of the night! He is with DDP and Kimberly. After asking DDP how he plans on beating a man as hot as Goldberg, the cocky DDP responds…

“Gene, don’t be like the rest of these clowns. Is Goldberg hot right now? I don’t think he’s as hot as everyone says. I sure had no problem planting his ass on Nitro, and now with the bright lights on ya boy DDP, I’m gonna show the world who the hottest wrestler in WCW really is…when I make Goldberg…FEEL…THE…BANG!!”

DDP grabs Kimberly by the hand as they head off….

Our announcers hype up the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! WCW CHAMPION GOLDBERG VERSUS DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!!



DDP’s theme hits as the crowd erupts in BOOS! DDP and Kimberly hop out from behind the curtain as DDP soaks in the warm welcome. He does hit patented “BANG!” as fireworks blast from everywhere. DDP looks as confident as ever tonight, and is surely oozing with it right now!

The camera cuts to outside of Goldberg’s locker room where security guards knock on his door. Goldberg’s theme music begins to play as loud “GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!” chants break out. Goldberg headbutts the wall before marching towards the entrance curtain. He emerges as smoke and sparklers fill up each side of him. He walks through the smoke and does his air-kicks as loud bangs go off!!

Goldberg walks with a purpose to the ring as he climbs in, staring a hole through Diamond Dallas Page!



After introductions from the great Michael Buffer…THIS ONE IS ON!!!

Goldberg and DDP circle each other, and after a brief lockup, DDP backs himself into the corner, forcing the referee to make Goldberg release him. Goldberg waits till a 4 count before letting go. DDP then strikes quick with a knee to the gut.

DDP bounces off the ropes and connects with a neckbreaker! He plays into the crowd, taking his eyes off of Goldberg, who is quickly back to his feet and takes DDP down to the mat!

Goldberg with rights and lefts, but DDP manages a thumb to the eye to get the behemoth known as Goldberg off of him. DDP then retreats to the outside, where Kimberly consoles him. Goldberg isn’t in the mood for any consoling tonight, as he rushes at DDP, who throws Kimberly in front of him!!

Goldberg isn’t about to make the same mistake he made on Nitro, and holds up before blasting Kimberly. Instead, he does the right thing and stops…AND KIMBERLY SLAPS GOLDBERG ACROSS THE FACE!!!

DDP sprints around the ring and clotheslines Goldberg in the back of the neck! DDP then shares a kiss with Kimberly, before tossing Goldberg back inside the ring. DDP takes advantage with kicks, punches, headlocks, and everything else to wear the WCW Champion down!

DDP goes for a suplex but Goldberg blocks it. He then lifts DDP up, and for what feels like an eternity…

GOLDBERG WITH A DELAYED SUPLEX!!!

Goldberg begins to take control as he shoots on DDP, taking him down to the mat. He begins to wear down DDP with a side headlock, but DDP elbows his way out of it. DDP then bounces off the ropes, and when he comes back…

GOLDBERG IS WAITING WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR!!!

DDP hits the deck as Goldberg explodes us. Kimberly smartly rolls DDP out of harm’s way and underneath the ropes. DDP falls to the ringside floor to catch his breath. DDP lies nearly underneath the ring as Goldberg goes outside to grab him, and when he does…

DDP PULLS OUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND SPRAYS IT RIGHT IN GOLDBERG’S FACE!!!

Goldberg falls back a few steps as he holds his eyes. DDP then takes the fire extinguisher…

AND BLASTS GOLDBERG IN THE FACE WITH IT!!!

Goldberg is busted open! DDP is in control! DDP slides Goldberg inside the ring as he places him back in a headlock as blood trickles down Goldberg’s forehead! DDP senses Goldberg getting ready to elbow his way out of the headlock…

DDP WITH A SIDE-RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!

DDP has Goldberg right where he wants him, and begins to size him up with his hand signals. DDP goes for the Diamond Cutter…

BUT GOLDBERG LIFTS DDP UP…AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING…LANDING RIGHT ON TOP OF KIMBERLY!!!

Goldberg takes a moment to gain his bearings. On the outside, DDP is back to his feet, and has no regard for his wife who he just landed on top of! Kimberly holds her sternum and arm in pain, but there is no time to check on her, as DDP is in for the fight of his life!

DDP slides back in, where Goldberg is waiting with a shoulder block that knocks DDP into the corner of the ring! Goldberg now flips the tables as he has DDP right where he wants him. Goldberg waits for DDP to get to his feet as he charges for ANOTHER SPEAR…

BUT DDP CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A FACEBUSTER BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT WITH THE SPEAR!!!

Both men are down! The crowd is on their feet! Both men slowly stand up.

DDP ducks a clothesline from Goldberg…

AND GOES FOR ANOTHER DIAMODN CUTTER…BUT GOLDBERG HANGS ON AND TOSSES DDP INTO THE CORNER!!!

DDP hits the top rope and then lands in the tree of woe before falling to the mat! DDP looks out, waiting for Kimberly’s help, but she is still down!!!

DDP TURNS AROUND AND RUNS INTO ANOTHER SPEAR FROM GOLDBERG!!!

Goldberg got ALL OF THAT Spear! Goldberg wastes no time as DDP tries to wiggle away as he lifts him up…

JACKHAMMER!!!

GOLDBERG WITH THE COVER!!!

1…2….3!!!!

WINNER AND STILL WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION- GOLDBERG

Goldberg has defeated the tough DDP in his first title defense! DDP rolls out of the ring and lands next to Kimberly, as the camera pans to both of them lying on the ringside floor!

Inside the ring, Goldberg poses for the crowd with his WCW Championship high above the air…

WHEN SUDDENLY…

HE GETS BLASTED OVER THE HEAD WITH A GUITAR…

BY JEFF JARRETT!!!!!

Jarrett said earlier he had a vision for his United States title, claiming he has reached the pinnacle with it, and now we all know just what he meant!!

Jeff Jarrett stands over the fallen Goldberg, as the WCW Championship lies at his feet. He picks it up, and holds it next to his US title. He takes a good, long look at the WCW title before tossing it onto Goldberg.

Credits begin to roll as the last scene we see play out from the eventful night known as Uncensored is not Goldberg standing tall after a victory…

But instead, Jeff Jarrett standing tall…

Making his intentions clearly known…

That he is now coming after Goldberg…

And the WCW Championship…