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  1. I know it's kinda minor, but is anyone else excited for

    I want to suck Enzo Malenko's cock for hours.
  2. Official Wrestlemania Discussion

    Not liking Cena is like not liking pussy. Wait... let me rethink that.
  3. yo

    Welcome, stud.
  4. Well Whos It Going to Be?

    TNA has graces to fall out of? They don't even know the basics about booking a simple match, I wouldn't be to worried about falling out of their graces.
  5. So...

    Forget pussy forums, let's invade dick forums!
  6. The return of CM F'N PUNK!

    I'll throw you a 50 spot.
  7. Batista returning to WWE?

    I once date raped Batista. I came in his belly-button. He was asking for it with that belly button. You know you can actually rape a man in the missionary position? It works.
  8. Anyone ever tried Date Rape?

    I date raped Andre once. His asshole tasted great.
  9. The return of CM F'N PUNK!

    Everyone forgive Miz Masta. His balls haven't dropped yet, and his momma is calling him to the dinner table. Marty.... I want your cock in between my main titties, and your spooge on my face.
  10. R-Truth - The Conscience Of The WWE

    I want you all to kiss and make-up. Use tongue.
  11. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Movie 2012

    Re: What Are you listening to I'm listening to BARBARA! :gay:
  12. R-Truth - The Conscience Of The WWE

    I know Undertaker has always been referred to as "The Conscience of the WWF/E", but I have never liked that title personally. I feel it is starting to fit R-Truth. Like his name implies, he will always tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not. He told John Cena some hard...
  13. Bound For Glory

    If I were able to rename TNA, it would be TNB, "TOTAL NONSTOP BULLSHIT". That's why you don't trust anything to a fucking woman.
  14. CM Punk headed to Raw

    CM Punk is drug-free, but he does have some vices. Vices like my fat French dick in his mouth. He loves sucking dick. He works the shaft, fingers the butt, cups the balls, licks the butt. He does it all.
  15. Bound For Glory

    Can you see it? Can you see it already? Well I'm sure with you on the case, TNA will succeed.