Matt Hardy's myspace swarmed by Australians....I mean blueberries.

[★Chuck Zombie★]

These are actual quotes from just the first 6 pages of Matt Hardy's myspace. Tis a sad world we live in. The worst part is, most of these are from ADULTS!!!!!!!! (17-25ish)

Hey man what you did at the rumble confused me....i mean i remember when yall fought each other waaaaaaaaay back when but why when you were such a favorite would you rob your brother of his gold.......you bitched out cuz you lost your title and couldnt handle the fact that your brother accomplished something you NEVER did ....and that was to be WWE Champion he worked his ass off to get that title....and you took from him i hope he kicks your fucking ass..........cuz he's extreme and your just a bitch....nuff said
JEFF HARDY 4 LIfe

What's wrong witch you matt whis wahat you do to Jeff is sick man you do this all accident?? yes is for shure you! What you lose you title and you wan't destroyed Jeff dreams?

shit matt what have u done just because u couldnt win back the ecw title u have to screw jeff out of the wwe title? storyline or not man the real fans get into this deep and im so pissed over all this y would u want to turn heel and turn on the fans and ur brother...i hope this doesnt last to long.

matt i still want 2 be your friend but that was fucked what u did 2 your brother. and also its having me think if your the 1 who fucked with the fireworks 2 give jeff his burns and i don't want 2 bring this up sorry the hit & run. im still a fan of yours and jeff but think about what u did.

I don't know what got into you Matt but Im sure Jeff will want to know why as much as we all do. Further I could understand if it was something personal but to give a sworn enemy as Adam the title in consequence for being upset with your bro that could of been done at another time you know Adam has a bad history with you personally so helping him makes no sense, were you trying to make point across to the fans because you sure got their attention.

Why did you do that to Matt? That was his first WWE Title reign!

I hate you, you know?!!!

Why did you betray your brother?

DO NA NO BIZ PA SHAME PA SHAME DO NA NO BIZ PA SHAME PS-IM NOT A FAN, I AM A INDY PRO WRESTLER AND I JUST RIPED OFF A SONG I LEARNED IN CHIOR MEANING MUSIC CLASS, YOU SEE THE SHAME PART IS SOPPUSE TO BE CHIME NOT SHAME, I JUST PUT SHAME IN THERE BECAUSE YOU HIT JEFF.

man I just don't understand why jeff had 2 lose his title, and 2 Adam of people! I doon't know how you could bring yourself 2 do what you did either, but thats how the story goes so gotta make the best of it.
love yall both

You gave Jeff the drugs back in 2003, which led to his release. Afterward, while he joined the up and coming TNA company, you made quite a name for yourself, with your "Mattitude"

You then requested Edge and Lita to start a relationship, in order to gain sympathy from all, and to clear your name from any possible wrongdoings in the future. (During your supposed unemployment, you denied all calls from ClubWWI. com's Mr. Guttman, in order to keep the secret)

Getting Mr.McMahon to "rehire" you was just the icing on the bottom layer of your deliciously evil cake.

Soon after, you convinced Jeff to abandon TNA and come back and reform the Hardy Boys tag-team, gaining more of his trust and increasing both your popularity.

You then sabotaged your own brother's drug test (twice!), causing him to miss the biggest pay-per-view in your company.

Things fell into plan just as they should have, didn't they? Jeff was stuck chasing the WWE title, while you were one step ahead, winning the ECW championship.

Later that year, Jeff was set to win the belt, so you had to do something about it. You pushed your dear sibling down a flight of hotel stairs like a sack of potatoes.

But everything changed after he managed to win the title.

How could you man?! I mean, I know it's a storyline but...now, of all times, when Jeff realizes the dream of being WWE Champion, you do this?! And to boot, you aide the guy you wanted to murder just three years ago! Man, your explanation better be good...

yah what about that crap edge pulled on u on raw or did ya forget i guess not and i hope jeff kicks ure ass

you suck,adam took amy from you,got you fired and now you help him,your the stupidest person in the wwe

You suck matt and everybody know jeff is going to kick your ass

I was at the RR and that chair shot came out of nowhere. Can't the both of you talk it over a meal of cheeseburgers, sans the mustard and chili cheese fries? A meal like that is bound to make everything better!

hhhhmmmmm.... another reason why u hit jeff with the chair was it cuz he did not inhale the smoke like goldberg use to do when he walked thru the pyro hahahaha

MAN YOUR A PUNK.YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FROM ME!!THATS YOUR BROTHER AND FOR YOU DOING HIM THAT WAY I HOP HE PUT A FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR TAIL THAT YOU ALL HAVE TO WALK TOGETHER.
PUNK!!NO RESPECT!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK YOU WHERE BETTER THEN THAT BUT YOU ARE JUST AS MEAN AS EDGE, JERICHO, THE BIG SHOW I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR BROTHER YOU KNOW BLOOD FLOWS SO DEEP AND YOU BLEW THAT I HOPE JEFF BEATS YOUR BUTT ALL OVER NC YOU ARE SO MEAN I COULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID.. THAT WAS SO MEAN TO DO WHAT YOU DID TO ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.... THANK U

hey matt I have always respected u and jeff, no matter what happends he is still your brother I cant believe what u did, why matt why, and two how could u help a man that was the reason u were sent to smackdown what u did was wrong and on this feud may jeff kick your ass

Dude that was fucked up
your a punk BITCH

Hey Matt.I want to start by saying that I Was a big fan BUUUUT I just cant believe what you did to your brother.JEFF,he's fuckin awesome just as i thought u were but...Your own blood.I understand that most things are kayfabe and scripts but Im sure u could have stood up and said u didnt want to do this to Jeff...No matter how much more people may like u or even how much money it gets u,pride in your blood is much more important than anything else in the world.This will stay in history and I am no longer proud of u...

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANNA STAY WITH YOU ALOT!!!! YOU'RE MY GOD AND I'M YOUR GODDESS!!!! MY "MATTITUDE" MAKES MY FRIENDS TO GO AWAY!!!! I WISH I COULD DO THAT FROM LAST NIGHT AND I'LL DO THE SAME THING TO MY FRIEND THAT SHE MOVED TO ALLEN MONTHS AGO!!!! I ALSO DO THE SAME THING TO MY BRO!!!! I HATE THAT FUCKIN' FATASS WHO WON'T DO NOTHING!!!! I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!

matt, im a huge fan and all and very aware that all wrestling stuff is staged but still, wat happened at royal rumble w/u and jeff was wrong...he is still ur brother and that kinda betrayal is disgraceful...im sorry matt...

jeff was always better than you matt cheeter! jeff didn't lose his title with out your help!!! your next title match he's going to beat your a$$ and I'll enjoy your losses to Jack Swaggar and Jeff Hardy at Wrestlemania!!! I'll get in the ring and put a 20 ft ladder up and put you through 20 tables myself and I'll make sure you bleed and put you on a fire table myself with the help of Jeff.
Then I'll get Vince to put down a hell in a cell cage and then through you through the roof and the 2 announcer tables!!!

wow i don't know what to say i heard about at school and i didn't believe it, i didn't want to believe, but it's true. All i can say is that's not cool at all. And i will always believe in you, but right now i don't know what to think. Jeff didn't deserve that and you know it. After i heard about that, i wanted to hold my head down low all day, cause i am disappointed, but i didn't. I just hope there was a good reason for those actions. I honestly don't believe there is.I love you and i always will no matter what you decide to do. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY ECW CHAMPION AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.

how could do dat to yur bro .....yo dats not cool

matt i looked up 2 u and jeff but this is not like u jeff has done nothing but support u and u need to relize that u guys r brothers yea u may fight but this is to much y would u make jeff lose something SO important to him i love u but that was NOT RIGHT AT ALL i mean ppl make fun of me cuz i cry over this kinda stuff but u dont hav to contribute to that

And in my opinion the best one (I know, how could they get any better). (this coming from a man apparently in his early 20s and with a hot girlfriend:

)

what the fuck matt?!?!?!?! i wouldnt expect this kind of behavior from you. i took all my matt hardy shirts and threw them in the garbage! i coudlnt sleep last night because of your actions at the royal rumble.
if i knew you were bipolar i never would of became a fan!!!!!!

Imagining that fucker crying like a baby in his bed over a wrestling storyline while his hot girlfriend sucks my dick will cause me to lose sleep, and not in a bad way.

 

[Italian Outsider]

You gave Jeff the drugs back in 2003, which led to his release. Afterward, while he joined the up and coming TNA company, you made quite a name for yourself, with your "Mattitude"

You then requested Edge and Lita to start a relationship, in order to gain sympathy from all, and to clear your name from any possible wrongdoings in the future. (During your supposed unemployment, you denied all calls from ClubWWI. com's Mr. Guttman, in order to keep the secret)

Getting Mr.McMahon to "rehire" you was just the icing on the bottom layer of your deliciously evil cake.

Soon after, you convinced Jeff to abandon TNA and come back and reform the Hardy Boys tag-team, gaining more of his trust and increasing both your popularity.

You then sabotaged your own brother's drug test (twice!), causing him to miss the biggest pay-per-view in your company.

Things fell into plan just as they should have, didn't they? Jeff was stuck chasing the WWE title, while you were one step ahead, winning the ECW championship.

Later that year, Jeff was set to win the belt, so you had to do something about it. You pushed your dear sibling down a flight of hotel stairs like a sack of potatoes.

But everything changed after he managed to win the title.

...
suicide is the best option.

 

[MikeRaw]

Matt must be wondering why he bothered getting into wrestling in the first place, now.
Oh, and does anyone know if the members who posted those are members who have been signed up for a while?
Because, rreading some of he comments, it almost comes across as if they are staged. Like the one by an Indy pro Wrestler, crying about how he hit Jeff? Surely an Indy wrestler would no wrestling is staged.
Also, before, his myspace had things like "I hope they give you a push" and "Man, they should move you to Raw to have a storyline with Undertaker" by people who clearly knew wrestling was justa show. So it doesn't make sense that now, they would all be stupid marks.

 

[Soulpower]

I was at the RR and that chair shot came out of nowhere. Can't the both of you talk it over a meal of cheeseburgers, sans the mustard and chili cheese fries? A meal like that is bound to make everything better!

:roflmao:

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

DO NA NO BIZ PA SHAME PA SHAME DO NA NO BIZ PA SHAME PS-IM NOT A FAN, I AM A INDY PRO WRESTLER AND I JUST RIPED OFF A SONG I LEARNED IN CHIOR MEANING MUSIC CLASS, YOU SEE THE SHAME PART IS SOPPUSE TO BE CHIME NOT SHAME, I JUST PUT SHAME IN THERE BECAUSE YOU HIT JEFF.

Who are you trying to fool Batista?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I went to his Myspace page later on that night to see fan reaction and how he would act.

It was full of lolz

 

[Evil Austin]

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANNA STAY WITH YOU ALOT!!!! YOU'RE MY GOD AND I'M YOUR GODDESS!!!! MY "MATTITUDE" MAKES MY FRIENDS TO GO AWAY!!!! I WISH I COULD DO THAT FROM LAST NIGHT AND I'LL DO THE SAME THING TO MY FRIEND THAT SHE MOVED TO ALLEN MONTHS AGO!!!! I ALSO DO THE SAME THING TO MY BRO!!!! I HATE THAT FUCKIN' FATASS WHO WON'T DO NOTHING!!!! I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!

Wow this guy is a bit upset. How many "!"-'s did he use? (edit counts, 26!)

Oh and this guy I thought was hillarious.

Dude that was fucked up
your a punk BITCH

:crazy: These guys know it is kayfabe right? it's not that Matt really hates Jeff in real life, Matt is just turning heel so he can get a slight push.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANNA STAY WITH YOU ALOT!!!! YOU'RE MY GOD AND I'M YOUR GODDESS!!!! MY "MATTITUDE" MAKES MY FRIENDS TO GO AWAY!!!! I WISH I COULD DO THAT FROM LAST NIGHT AND I'LL DO THE SAME THING TO MY FRIEND THAT SHE MOVED TO ALLEN MONTHS AGO!!!! I ALSO DO THE SAME THING TO MY BRO!!!! I HATE THAT FUCKIN' FATASS WHO WON'T DO NOTHING!!!! I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!

ROFL. First, it was the Sopranos, then it was Pokemno, then it was Yu-Gi-Oh. Now, brothers are attacking each other thanks to Matt Hardy

 

[MikeRaw]

:crazy: These guys know it is kayfabe right? it's not that Matt really hates Jeff in real life, Matt is just turning heel so he can get a slight push.

Really? Thanks for finally telling me.

 

[Christian]

k that guys girlfriend is NOT hot

 

[niggles]

easy there, playa

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

:crazy: These guys know it is kayfabe right? it's not that Matt really hates Jeff in real life, Matt is just turning heel so he can get a slight push.

Holy shit, thank you, Captain Obvious! Is there anything else you wish to tell me? Perhaps that Matt and Jeff are brothers?

Mat Hardy's myspace swarmed by Australians....I mean blueberries.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Wow this guy is a bit upset. How many "!"-'s did he use? (edit counts, 26!)

That's a chick, hence the "I AM YOUR GODDESS!!!!!

k that guys girlfriend is NOT hot

Not in a supermodel way, but I'd still do her. The point still stands that I don't see how a guy that believes wrestling is real could land that.....she must have emotional issues.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

That is just so stupid.

I should go leave one to be funny...by nah I won't

 

[OWeapon]

Grr at the topic title...lol.

It is so suprising how many people believe it's all real. Especially when stuff happens on the actual show and some crowd members start to really think its real. It's funny to watch.