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THE Renegade Diesel

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Introduction: I love the song "Crush, Crush, Crush" by Paramore. I'm listening to it as I write the review actually lol. I disagree with X-Power, as I think the banter of commentary is great, and adds a sense of realism to the show. It wasn't even that long to be perfectly honest. It was a decent amount, and for an opening it was good. The actual introduction with Chris King was good as well, shows how big the show is. I also am in love with the poster. Lesnar is always a good poster boy. He should pose for playgirl, or something <3!

KENTA, and Go Siozake vs. Chris Sabin, and Alex Shelley: Good opening match. The interaction with them, and the cage was good, shows how big of a role the cage is, and the two teams. Go flying out of the cage seems brutal, and was a spot I never thought of. That corner kick must have had TREMENDOUS steam going into the cage. MCMG wins, and we are all happy.

Raven, Christopher Daniels, and Mick Foley: Daniels's bluntness is pure hilarious. "Your Crazy?" lmaoo. Raven seems pretty loonie, but anyways, this promo shows how far Raven is willing to go in his match. Mick on interview duty is odd, but anyways, I think the match should be great. Daniels coming in maybe hinting a match with Raven? :gspot:

Evan Bourne vs. Homicide: Excellent action from the two here. I saw no faults in the match, and the detailing in the finale was amazing. Bourne winning is good for me, although I'd have either win. I see you guys pushing Bourne up the ass, hopefully you do. He is a great competitor, and I enjoy reading him.

Rob Van Dam, and Brock "Fucking" Lesnar: I love reading Brock in good promo's. The guy's voice seems so funny to me, being that he is this monstrosity of a man, and he has a high pitched voice. Well on the promo: He seemed in character, but Rob didn't really. Maybe it is because I don't know what RVD in character is? If you read my Rob promo's its all "Dude!", "Sweet", "Nicceeee!". lol. But he seems serious here, and I like it. I agree with X-Power. He should be all "You don't know the future". This is good hype for the match later on which should be good.

Revolution Championship Elimination Match: Bryan Danielson going out first is meh. I love the kid, but its all good. I honestly think the ending of the match was rushed here, with constant eliminations. But thats what we'd see in modern day WWE/TNA. I love Shelton, and him as champ is always a good thing. I see many possible feuds with him for the belt, and I cant wait.

Part One: An above average first part. The promo's were good, not great, but the matches made up for it.
 

Evil Austin

Guest
Very nice first part Beer, as promised I will review the second part also.

MCMG vs. Jackie Chan and partner. A very good tag team match I myself didn't quite get into it until the mid of the match because I have never heard of or am familiar of the asain coilitoin. but nonetheless weather I understood it myself or not has nothing to do with the match writting which was good and was a great match to start the ppv off with a bang and it was a taste of great matches that were yet to come.

Foley / Daniels / Raven I don't think Raven was too in character he had some lines that I could picture him saying before but overall it wasn't 100% in character but Daniels was and so was Foley which in the end worked itself out to become a good first promo of the night, I guess good job.

Bourne v Homicide This is my favorite match of the first part I loved the action I loved the use of movesets and reversals and this match was top notch and possibly the best match I have ever seen you do. Hopefuly the rest of the pay per view keeps up with the action brought by this match, good job with this that's all I can say :y:

RVD and Lesnar promo Not sure about this one, was not the best in charcter promo as Lesnar should have used his 'temper' edge and had gone to do something to RVD backstage before being stopped. Anyway, it did serve its purpose by setting up a good heat befoer their main event match which by the way should be explosive cant wait.

Ill give the rest a review when I give part 2 a review so far good job man.
 

seX-Power

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Rob Van Dam, and Brock "Fucking" Lesnar: I love reading Brock in good promo's. The guy's voice seems so funny to me, being that he is this monstrosity of a man, and he has a high pitched voice. Well on the promo: He seemed in character, but Rob didn't really. Maybe it is because I don't know what RVD in character is? If you read my Rob promo's its all "Dude!", "Sweet", "Nicceeee!". lol. But he seems serious here, and I like it. I agree with X-Power. He should be all "You don't know the future". This is good hype for the match later on which should be good.

I think you misunderstood me Diesel. I was saying that RVD was kind of joking/serious and that he shouldn't be getting all theoretical and logical on Lesnar.
 

C4

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I'm surprised there were no Match Previews used for the first Warzone! :shifty:
 

Beer

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You can make some for the second part of matches if you like C4 :wink_1:
 

The Rated R CMStar

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I will review fully when the show is completely posted (which makes you wonder why I would post this then on the first place :shifty:)
 

Beer

Guest
Owen: We are taking you to the back now, where Mick Foley is looking for Rob Van Dam.

We go backstage where we see RVD walking down the corridor.

Foley: RVD! RVD!

RVD turns around to see Mick Foley running after him.

RVD: Hey! Mick! My Man! What do you need?

Foley: I just wanted your thoughts on tonight’s match, coming up in just under an hour, and also, your thoughts on your confrontation with Brock Lesnar.

RVD: Look, I have said it before, I will say it again, that championship, tonight, is coming to where it belongs, right here in the hands of RVD!

You see, I run this show, I am boss, I am the Mr. Monday Night! Not Brock Lesnar, not Chris King, only me.

I am a former ECW Champion, and WWE Champion, and I am going to become yet another World Champion here tonight, whether Brock Lesnar likes it or not, so let’s just face it Brock, you are going to lose.

You see, I have not been in the ring, for a long time. And I basically starting the while thing over again. But that does not change the fact, that I am going to beat you. Why?

Because I am the whole F***ING show!

Oh, and as for the confrontation, Brock? You’re a joke!


The camera cuts back to the ring, before panning around to meet Joey Styles and Lennie Owen.

Styles: Just watching that is sending shivers down my spine!

Owen: I agree, I am so pumped up for this!

Styles: Unfortunetly we still have time to wait, but have no fear, there are two more matches coming up, which are both going to be equally as amazing, and the first of which is coming up right now, it is the Cage with Weapons Match!


Cage with Weapons
Raven vs. Sabu


The bell rings as both men look around the cage as well as at the top of it which is covered with weapons from steel chairs to pipes, there is also a table up there. Raven and Sabu both look at each other before Raven kicks him in the mid section, Raven Irish whips him into ropes and when Sabu comes running back he ducks a clothesline from Raven. Sabu continues running and once Raven turn around he is taken down with a cross body, both men get right back up and Sabu goes at Raven with rights and lefts pushing him backwards into the turnbuckle. Sabu grabs Raven by the head and slams it into the hard steel cage, Raven stumbles backwards into the middle of the ring as Sabu climbs the turnbuckle and pulls a steel chair down from the top of the cage, Raven begins running at Sabu until he throws the chair directly into the face of Raven which knocks him off his feet. Raven slowly makes his way back up to his feet as Sabu picks up the steel chair and places it in between the ropes in the corner, Sabu grabs Raven and attempts and Irish whip on him but Raven counters and drop toe holds Sabu leaving him to go face first into the chair in the corner, Sabu hits it and drops to the mat rolling around holding his face in pain. Raven walks over to Sabu, he stomps down on his head a couple of times before picking him up. Raven gives him a couple of punches to the side of the head before Irish whipping him into the ropes and once Sabu turns around he is dropped by a hard clothesline followed by a pin from Raven, 1…2…and Sabu gets the shoulder up.

Sabu lies on the mat holding his head as Raven walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it, he brings down a kendo stick and raises it in the air staring angrily at Sabu who is on his knees. Raven quickly moves towards Sabu holding the kendo stick in the air but Sabu quickly gets to his feet and hits Raven with a dropkick to the chest which knocks him off his feet, Sabu gets up and quickly grabs the kendo stick before cracking it down across the chest of Raven. Raven rolls away to the side of the ring facing the cage in agony as Sabu drops the kendo stick; Sabu then runs and bounces off the ropes before running and hitting Raven with a baseball slide which pushes Raven’s face right into the cage. Sabu rolls Raven into the middle of the ring and goes for a pin, 1…2…and Raven is able to kick out. Sabu gets up and picks up the kendo stick, Raven back up onto his knees as Sabu comes across and smashes across his back which drops Raven back down to the mat as he holds his back. Sabu walks over to the turnbuckle and pulls the chair out which was wedged in it, he sets it up just past Raven who lies on his back, Sabu then runs and jumps of the chair onto the ropes before moonsaulting backwards only to catch canvas as Raven rolls out of the way just in time! Sabu holds his ribs as he begins to get back up while Raven gets up and grabs a hold of the chair, Raven rams the top of the chair into the ribs of Sabu a few times before dropping it down onto the mat and scoop slamming him down onto it. Sabu shakes on the mat in pain as Raven smiles before going for the pin, 1…2…and Sabu manages to kick out.

Sabu tries to get back up to his feet but as he does Raven rakes his boot across his face, Raven then hits Sabu with a standing leg drop. Raven gets up and climbs up the turnbuckle to bring down more weapons as Sabu holds his face as he gets back up to one knee, Raven pulls down a metal street sign as he walks towards Sabu. Raven lines it up across the back of Sabu before slamming it down hard onto him causing Sabu to fall back onto the mat; he slowly rolls away from Raven holding his back. Sabu gets up on the opposite side of the ring from Raven, Raven charges at him with the street sign and swings but Sabu ducks leaving Raven to run right into the steel cage, Raven stumbles backwards still holding the sign until Sabu dropkicks it into his face which knocks Raven off his feet and Sabu drops onto him for the pin, 1…2…and somehow Raven kicks out. Raven lies on the mat trying to heal his wounds as Sabu gets up still feeling the affects of the weapon attacks from his opponent, Sabu walks over and picks up the chair as Raven slowly gets back up. Raven then falls backwards into the ropes; he bounces off them and sprints at Sabu who throws the chair right into his face which causes Raven to fall backwards onto the mat as he holds his face which has just been cut open. The blood pours out of Raven’s head as Sabu heads up the turnbuckle; he unlatches a table hanging from the top leaving it to drop down onto the mat. Sabu grabs the table and slowly moves is aside, he then grabs the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring as Raven makes it to his feet but stumbles into the turnbuckle as he wipes the blood off his face. Sabu runs and leaps off the chair and lands his legs right into the face of Raven who drops down to the mat, Sabu then crawls over for the pin, 1…2…and again Raven gets the shoulder up.

Sabu gets up and points to the roof as he hypes himself as well as the crowd; Raven slowly tries to get back up but his struggling. Sabu walks over to the table and reaches down for it; he sets it up just out from the turnbuckle but once he turns around Raven cracks the kendo stick over Sabu’s head which sends Sabu into the ropes in pain. Raven walks over and grabs Sabu by the head before repetitively slamming it against the steel cage, Sabu drops down to the mat in agony while Raven hyped himself up. Raven grabs Sabu and pulls him into the corner just out from the table; he lifts Sabu up onto the turnbuckle and then climbs it himself. Raven looks back at the table before attempting to lift Sabu for a superplex through it but Sabu gives him a couple of punches to the mid section which causes Raven to stop, Raven then steps onto the table from off the second rope and grabs Sabu for a DDT off the turnbuckle but again Sabu is able to get out of it with punches to Raven. Raven releases him and out of nowhere Sabu dives off the turnbuckle and nails Raven with a devastating spinning DDT through the table!!! Sabu lies on him for the pin as Raven is barely moving, 1…2…and Raven kicks out! Raven lies on the broken bits of table struggling to move as Sabu rolls off the broken table in frustration, he gets up tired and hurt but reaches for the steel chair which he picks up. Sabu opens the chair up and places it in the middle of the ring as Raven tries to pull himself up off the mat using the ropes, he finally gets up as Sabu runs over towards him but Raven hits him with a drop toe hold leaving Sabu to go face first into it. Sabu stumbles backwards holding his face as Raven wipes the blood out of his own eyes, he then grabs Sabu and nails him with a huge Russian Leg Sweep into the steel cage. Sabu drops down to the mat barely moving as Raven drops onto him for a pin as the blood drips off his forehead, 1…2…and Sabu is somehow able to kick out in time.

Both men are slow getting back up to their feet; their bodies slowly walk towards each other before trading punches. Raven gives Sabu a kick to the mid section before hitting him with a bulldog onto the broken pieces of the table, Sabu rolls away holding his face which has just slowly started to bleed as Raven climbs the turnbuckle and retrieves a small bag full of tacks. Sabu gets back up and falls into the corner looking as though he has no energy left, Raven empties the bag as the tacks all scatter out onto the steel chair which is places on the ground. Raven wipes the blood off his face as Sabu runs out and hits him with a cross body which takes both men down to the mat behind the steel chair, Sabu gets up and limps his way over to the turnbuckle but before he can begin climbing Raven gets up and pulls him back by his hair, he then knees Sabu in the mid section and nails him with a huge DDT onto the steel chair and tacks! Sabu rolls around the ring with tacks in his face as they fall out the blood begins to pour out, Raven falls down onto him for the pin, 1…2…and 3!!!


Styles: Good God!

Owen: That was gruesome!

Styles: I don’t think we will se anything like that for a long time yet.

Owen: Me neither, I think I was almost sick.

Styles: Let’s give it to Raven though, he fought hard, he beat one of the biggest names in history, he has completed his task tonight, and he has finished with Sabu.

Owen: Weather Sabu has finished with Raven though, is a different story.


We go backstage once more. The camera zooms into Jimmy Rave’s locker. He is sitting on a chair, doing his tape on his fists.

Rave: So. Tonight. I have a Revolution Championship #1 Contenders Match. Am I going to win, yes. Am I going to win emphatically, yes. There is not doubt in my mind.

You see every guy out there I am facing, is un talented, but noticed. Now I know what you are thinking, “If they are noticed then how are they un talented?†Well, I will tell you!

You see, the noticed ones, are only noticed for being big and strong. But honestly, they lack technique, they lack endurance and they lack speed and pace.

You put them in a cage with me, and you will see what I mean, I am Jimmy Rave. I am athletic and I am one of the best technical wrestlers this world will ever see, and tonight, you witness my greatness.


The camera cuts to the ring as we hear the bell being rung.

Revolution Championship #1 Contenders
Six Pack Cage
Jimmy Rave vs. Jimmy Jacobs vs. Elijah Burke vs. Mistico vs. Petey Williams vs. Roderick Strong


Suddenly the whole six men decide to run at each other, colliding in a massive heap. Petey Williams is first up. He slowly crawls over to the ropes, before getting back to his feet. He walks over to Elijah Burke, and lifts him up off his feet, before performing a front face lock. Petey hooks his arm over his head, before delivering a Snap Shot Suplex! Elijah rolls around on the floor in pain, as Petey gets back up to his feet again. He drags Elijah over to the corner. He walks back before turning and suddenly running fall force at Burke, hitting him with a knee!

Petey flips up onto his feet, and turns around to see Jimmy Rave running at him as he takes him out with an Extreme Lariat, as Petey flings back, landing on his neck, and flopping back onto the floor as he rolls over to the side of the cage in pain. Rave smiles cockily as we see Jimmy Jacobs come up to face him. Rave and Jacobs lock eyes. Rave puts his hand in the air, as Jacobs looks up. While he is looking Rave violently stamps on his foot, as Jacobs grabs onto his throbbing toes. Rave suddenly puts Jacobs in a front face lock, scoops one of his thighs with his free hand, lift him upside down, and then drop to his side or back, driving him to the mat on his neck and shoulders delivering a brutal Scoop Brainbuster.

Rave looks down at Jacobs cockily, before turning around to meet another victim in the form of Mistico. Mistico is just getting to his feet, baring one of the worst parts of Petey’s earlier opening move, as Rave moves towards him. He grabs him by the head, thinking that he is in an injured state, just as he flips up and begins to unload on Rave with right and lefts’ flying everywhere! Mistico suddenly places his opponent in an inverted face lock. He then drops to one knee while maintaining the hold, bending Rave’s other knee in the process, and driving the back of Rave’s neck and upper spine down on to the bent knee, delivering an inverted face lock neck breaker as Mr. XTC screams in pain.

Mistico rises to his feet as he sees the finally revived Roderick Strong coming at him, he quickly flings himself backwards at him, but Strong catches him. But this is not enough to keep Mistico down as he uses a See Saw motion, flipping back up and delivering a Bull Dog executing the Leg-Trap sunset flip powerbomb brilliantly. Mistico raises his hand to the air as the crowd cheer in excitement at the high flying moves seen before them. But, as Mistico turns around he sees Strong, revived and ready to go, flinging a wild punch at him, as he goes down onto the floor in pain. Strong lifts him up, and delivers an uppercut twice, before delivering a kick to the mid-section and putting him in a front face lock.

Strong is just about to perform a move as Elijah Burke comes running at him delivering a clothesline to the neck as he falls backwards onto the turnbuckle. Elijah walks back, and suddenly runs at Mistico, leaps onto his back, before leaping off him again, and coming at Strong with two knees, who is on the turnbuckle, delivering the biggest Elijah Express the wrestling world have seen! Elijah kip ups to his feet, and gets up to the turnbuckle, beating on his chest, as Strong lays on the floor, coughing and spluttering.

Elijah turns around as Mistico hits him with a hard right. Burke returns the favour, as does Mistico again, in a strange trade of blows, unexpected from Mistico. They continue as Mistico just about manages to keep going until he has enough, as Burke gets the better, and delivers a nasty blow to the face, as he drops to the floor. As Mistico drops to the floor we see Jacobs who was standing behind him, deliver a high kick to the face! Burke falls to the ground in pain, as Jacobs continues an assault of stomps and kicks. Jacobs lifts him up to his feet and puts him in a front face lock, he delivers Knee Smash to the head. Jacobs suddenly lifts Elijah onto his shoulders and spins around several rotations before sitting down and slamming him to the mat!

Jacobs smiles, before going over to the ropes, and entering the small area between the apron and the cage. He springboards on the top rope, before coming back down on Elijah and hitting the Contra Code…… Elijah caught him! Elijah catches him and slams him down onto the mat delivering a Fireman’s Carry Powerslam! Elijah puts his hand out into the air in relief and poses to the crowd, but, it turns out to be a bad idea as Mistico sees this and runs at him delivering a spinning head scissors take down onto the floor twisted into a single arm DDT and from that into a Fujiwara arm bar, as Mistico executes a brutal La Mistica! Elijah screams out in pain, trying not to tap, but, it turns out he does not have to as Petey Williams comes flying in with a dropkick to the head.

Petey gets up to his knees, before flinging himself up again, and running over to the turnbuckle. He stands up on the top rope, but before he looks to jump, he shakes his head, and turns around. That is…to continue climbing! He climbs up and up to the top of the cage. Finally he reaches the top only to see the man he beat down, following him up. Petey kicks Mistico in the head, before standing up on the top of the cage. Mistico also reaches the top as they both stand on the corner. Petey delivers once hard punch to Mistico’s face before bending him over so he is facing his mid-section. Petey grabs around Mistico’s ribs and lifts himself from the top of the cage. As both wrestlers flip Petey uses his body weight to land in a seated position driving Mistico’s head down to the mat between Petey thighs, delivering a sweet Canadian Destroyer from the top of the cage, as Mistico lay there, with a possible broken neck.

The crowd chant, “FREAKING INSANE! HOLY SHIT! FREAKING INSANE! HOLY SHIT!†as Petey dizzily sits there. The chant dies down as a new one picks up. The chant of Petey’s name. But. Who do we see rising behind Petey? None other than Jimmy Rave! Rave sneakily waits behind Petey. Petey slowly gets up to his feet, but before the crowd can tell him Rave is behind him, he is already flat out on the canvas, courtesy of the Ghanareah!

Rave sits there, head in hands, as he puts his hands up in the air. He crawls over to the lifeless body of Petey Williams. He is just about to pin him when we hear the bell being rung. Petey looks up confused to see Elijah, laying on top of Mistico. He managed to pin Mistico before Rave could pin Petey.


Styles: OH MY GOD!

Owen: That was one insane match!

Styles: Elijah Burke picked up the win sneakily, but the moment of the match, probably night, and maybe year, HAD to be the destruction of Mistico.

Owen: Petey William’s is going into the history books after that move!

Styles: He definitely is Lennie. No doubt about it.

Owen: As good as it was, nothing will be as good as what is coming up next.

Styles: And what would that be?

Owen: IT IS MAIN EVENT TIME!

Styles: This is going to be god damn amazing and sick!


UWA World title match
Escape the cage
Brock Lesnar Vs Rob Van Dam


Brock and Rob slowly look around at the caged ring; they then stare directly at each other. RVD runs towards Lesnar, he ducks the right arm and continues running as he bounces off the ropes; he hits the ropes and runs back towards Lesnar. Brock turns around and again swings to Rob who ducks under the arm once again and bounces off the ropes but this time when he runs back he goes for a cross body but Lesnar catches him in mid air, Brock holds RVD and begins to slowly walk around the ring staring at the fans through the cage. Brock throws Van Dam over his shoulders but he is able to land on his feet, Lesnar turns around into a few hard punches and kicks to the stomach before attempting and Irish whip but Brock counters and sends Rob into the ropes. Rob comes running back towards Lesnar, he jumps up and hits him with a huge spinning heel kick to the head which knocks Brock backwards into the ropes and cage. Brock leans against the ropes as RVD gets back up to his feet, Van Dam runs at Brock and jumps up for a cross body but Brock Lesnar moves out of the way and pushes Ron into the cage chest first, RVD drops down to the mat in pain as Brock walks into the middle of the ring and shouts at Rob as well as the crowd angrily. Rob slowly gets back up holding his chest in pain, he stumbles towards Brock who kicks him in the mid section before giving him a couple of hard shits to the head which knock RVD into the turnbuckle. Brock runs at Van Dam and goes for a clothesline but Rob drops to the mat and quickly rolls out of the way leaving Lesnar to go right into the turnbuckle, he stumbles backwards in pain as RVD hits him with a low kick from behind which causes Brock to fall onto the mat. RVD gets up all hyped up as Lesnar slowly tries to get back up holding his back slightly.

Rob Van Dam quickly runs off the ropes just as Brock gets up on all fours, Rob comes at him and nails him in the side of the head with a hard snap dropkick which drops Lesnar back down onto the mat. Van Dam gets right back up and runs to the cage, he begins climbing as Brock sees him and gets right back up slightly in pain. He grabs a hold of the leg of RVD and tries to pull him off only to get a kick in the face from his other foot, Lesnar lets go for a second but then goes right back at Rob and grabs a hold of both his legs before pulling him down. RVD lands down on the mat onto his feet, he turns around to Brock who hits him with a huge clothesline which immediately drops Rob down to the mat. Brock Lesnar looks down at Van Dam angrily before repetitively stomping down on the head and ribs of him, Rob rolls to the side of the ring holding his head only for Brock to push him into the side of the cage and push his head into it. Brock walks back as Rob lies on the mat in pain, Lesnar then walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it before reaching for the top of the cage just as Van Dam begins to get up. Rob Van Dam grabs the leg of Brock and pulls it backwards causing him to fall down into a sitting position on the turnbuckle; RVD then climbs up and jumps to the top of the cage. Brock Lesnar grabs a hold of RVD as he climbs up; Lesnar stands up on the turnbuckle as Rob leaps over and nails him with a sunset flip off the turnbuckle! Both men lie on the mat in agony, Van Dam gets up a little tired as Brock lies on the mat holding his back in pain. RVD looks down at Lesnar who is on the mat flat on his back, he runs off the ropes before springing up and landing down on Brock with a handspring standing moonsault. Rob gets up slightly holding his gut as Lesnar slowly rolls over holding his stomach, RVD makes his way over to the side of the cage and starts to climb.

Rob Van Dam makes it a couple of steps up the cage as Brock Lesnar gets back up to his feet holding his stomach, he walks over to Rob and reaches up to grab him only to get a kick to the face from RVD. Brock stumbles backwards as Van Dam gets down onto the top rope and holds the cage for leverage, Brock turns around and Rob dives out at him for a cross body but again Lesnar catches him only this time he rams him right into the steel. Brock continues to hold RVD who is hurting, Lesnar then throws Van Dam into the cage leaving him to drop down to the mat. Rob rolls around on the mat in pain as Brock laughs before walking over to RVD and picking him up, he punches him a couple of times before dropping him down with a brutal clothesline. Brock Lesnar walks over to the turnbuckle and gets ready to climb only to realize that Van Dam is slowly making his way back up to his feet, he gets up and stumbles towards Lesnar who goes for another clothesline but Rob ducks and once Brock turns around he is caught with a kick to the side of the head which sends Lesnar backwards into the middle of the ring. Rob follows him into the middle of the ring and goes for another kick but Brock catches his boot, Van Dam then jumps up and drops Lesnar with a unique enzuguri. Rob Van Dam looks around as the crowd begins to cheer as Brock lies on the mat in pain, RVD turns around and walks over to Lesnar who gets up and locks Van Dam into a huge bearhug! Rob shouts out in pain as Brock continues to apply pressure to the hold, he then slams Rob down with a hard spinebuster. RVD lies on the mat holding his back in a lot of pain as Lesnar looks down at him; Brock then begins to climb up the turnbuckle to escape the cage.

Brock continues climbing as Rob Van Dam slowly begins to get back up, Rob gets up and rushes over to Lesnar and begins to climb up the cage after him. Van Dam gets level with Lesnar and gives him a couple of kicks to the mid section, Brock stands on the turnbuckle holding onto the cage as RVD jumps off the side of the cage and attempts a hurricanrana on Brock who catches RVD and slams him down to the mat with a powerbomb! Rob lies on the mat barely moving as his body throbs, Brock begins to get back up. Lesnar slowly gets back up and stands in the middle of the ring trying to catch his breath, he looks at RVD and pulls him up to his feet as Van Dam can hardly keep his balance. Brock grabs him and tosses him up into the air and holds him up on his shoulders in the F-5 position but Rob quickly jumps down behind Lesnar, Lesnar turns around into a kick to the gut followed by a hard kick to the head which drops Brock Lesnar down to the mat. Brock rolls over onto his back and holds his head while RVD runs and bounces off the ropes only to return to hit Lesnar with the rolling thunder! Rob Van Dam gets up still hurting but with momentum on his side, Brock moves into the corner of the turnbuckle in a seated position as he tries to take a break from the action but RVD follows up with a huge running dropkick to the face of Brock which knocks his head backwards into the cage. Brock Lesnar lies in the corner not knowing where he is at while Van Dam makes his way up the cage very slowly; Rob continues to make his way up the cage as Brock shows no sign of getting up.

Rob is fingertips away from the very top of the cage when all of a sudden Brock Lesnar makes it back up to his feet and begins shaking the cage; Rob slightly loses balance but is able to maintain his position up the cage while Brock starts to climb up after him. Brock Lesnar grabs him by the foot which keeps Rob nearby, he then gets up closer by Van Dam before slamming his head right into the steel cage. RVD slowly begins to fall backwards but as he is falling he manages to nail a devastating kick to the face of Lesnar which causes them both to fall down to the mat from off the cage, both men lie on the mat in a daze! They each lie there for quite a while until they both slowly try to get back up to their feet, once they do, they swing at one another. Rob begins to fire up with lefts and rights to the face of Brock but he comes back with some brutal punches to the upper body of Van Dam which knock him backwards into the ropes, RVD comes off the ropes right into Lesnar who nails him with a belly to belly suplex! Rob Van Dam rolls around on the mat grasping his back as Brock laughs as he makes his way over to Van Dam, he picks Rob up from off of the mat and throws him onto his shoulders only to nail him with the F-5!!! RVD lies on the mat motionless as Brock slowly makes his way over to the turnbuckle which he climbs up before grabbing onto the cage; he climbs up as Van Dam looks up at him from on the mat. Rob gets up onto his knees as Brock Lesnar grabs the very top of the cage, RVD stumbles his way over to the turnbuckle which he leaps up onto before making his way up the cage after Brock Lesnar. Brock pulls himself up to the top of the cage as Rob pushes him from behind and he goes right into the corner of the steel cage, Lesnar stays up there holding onto the cage from the top by one hand, Van Dam gives him a hard kick to the mid section which knocks him backwards. Brock falls down hard on the mat as he lies on the mat barely moving, Rob looks down at him before coming off the top of the cage with the five star frog splash! Rob Van Dam rolls around in pain before getting up and climbing back up the cage as Lesnar lies on the mat in a world of pain, RVD gets to the top and falls down to the ground outside the ring in agony!!!


Styles: RVD, my hero, is our first ever UWA Champion!

Owen: RVD has made history right here.

Styles: I am sure he will be a legend in this business and company from here and in, he has proved he is one of the greatest tonight. This was UWA: WarZone! Good Night!
 

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War Zone review

Nice PPV title choice, reminds me of something I did back in August. lol

Sorry the review took awhile, but the Trios Tournament took up alot of my time.

Go and KENTA vs. MCMG- Awesome match, great choice as the opener. I was afraid that this would be a squash, but it was a very even match. The spot with Go breaking through the cage was awesome, but I think it would have been better off used somewhere else in the show. Match of the Night.

Raven promo- It was good up until the Daniels part. It just seemed kinda weird there.

Sydal vs. Homicide- Wow, I'm really suprised that Sydal won. Homicide dominated the begining part, but then Sydal came from behind and upset Homicide. Good use of the roof of the cage, I was waiting to see how this would work into the match.

Lesnar/RVD promo- Good set up for the main event. "I don't care about all of your hippie talk." What is Lesnar an old man? lol

Elimination match- Great match. It was fast paced with a very abrupt ending, which I'm a fan of.

RVD promo- He seemed kinda heelish in this promo. Other than that it was good.

Raven vs. Sabu- Not just a cage; a CAGE WITH WEAPONS!!!!!!!!! Brutal match; that's the best way to sum it up. I loved this it was written perfectly.

Rave promo- Good way to introduce Rave to those who don't know his serious character.

Six Man match- At the ending: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I like this match up until then. I hated the ending. There were sometimes in the match where it seemed like the cage wasn't there.

Lesnar vs. RVD- Great match. The power of Lesnar was showcased perfectly. Pretty cool ending.

AC- Awesome first show. This BTB has a bright future. The first match was the best by far. I'm looking forawrd to the next shows.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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The opening promo was kinda meh-ish. Nothing great, and there were a few typos/grammatical errors.

The song doesn't suit the event at all. As much as I love 'crushcrushcrush' as a song, Paramore songs just don't fit wrestling events. The song should have some meaning to the event. This, quite obviously doesn't, unless the wrestlers are going to start coming onto one another.

Not too sure as to why you had an ad break on a Pay Per View, especially interrupting a match (albeit the start of it). I definitely don't agree with that. The match itself was too split up. Not enough teamwork from the Guns. I have said that to many people in their MCMG matches. The two thrive as tag wrestlers due to their amazing teamwork. They have many, many tag team moves. There was just about none showcased here. The action concentrated on Shelley and Go for much too long as well. Sabin and KENTA were doing nothing for an awfully long time. The finish was cool, but it's not something I'd like to see, just because it would probably fuck KENTA's neck up majorly. The match was alright, although it could have been much better.

Raven was off. Look at Pat's Raven promos back in his WWE 2009 thread. They are what you should be aiming for. grmmar was meh-ish again, and Daniels was just flat out weird.

What was with Bourne vs Homicide? Bourne only got a few moves in. There was a weird start, with Bourne not ever looking in it. He then makes a comeback with a few moves and gets the win? Not too sure about that booking. I would have much rathered see Cide go over. He has a much better character, and could be a World Champion if used right. Bourne could never reach such a height.

The RVD/Lesnar promo was decent, although RVD wasn't really good. Lesnar was alright, although he probably needs a mouthpiece. Why does it seem like the cage isn;t down for this promo? Surely they wouldn't bother to lift it up and down for each match.

Another commercial break? :nonono: This next match was way too short. Three eliminations in less time than the tag match took? It's just not logical. Danielson was eliminated within minutes, and the others came not long after that. This needed to be legnthened out a lot more.

RVD promo was again, not great. Pretty out of character. I don't see the need for RVD to have a second promo before the title match, especially when he didn't bring anything new across.

Sabu vs Raven was better than the rest of the matches on the card thus far. It seemed to flow a little better, and the moves built up a little more slowly, and therefore; better. The finish was cool, although nothing I had never seen before. Not everything needs to be amazingly mind boggling though or original. Somtimes simplicity is better.

Rave promo was sub-par. If his opponents are so bad, shouldn't he win easily? Even if he does win, how does he look good? After all, Rave said they have no talent. Therefore, it's nothing to be proud of. If he gets beaten though, he looks to have no talent. Get where I'm going here? You're only making the wrestler look bad by having a promo like this.

The Six Man Match was kinda awkward. First off the start was just weird. I honestly can't see six grown men sprinting into one another and falling over like a bunch of morons. Also, wouldn't the heels want to hang back? They shouldn't be as eager to partake in some action. From there, the match just didn't feel right. Everyone oversold to a degree, and the match was too short for a match involving six men. You should have had more description as to what was happening to each man. Instead, it felt kinda rushed. At least Elijah won, with Rave coming close. :y:

Once again, the action built up way too quickly here. Shouldn't there be some chain wrestling to start off with here? Instead, RVD is hitting a spinning heel kick very early, which causes the whole match to be taken to another level way too early. We should have seen some mat wrestling first, imo. After Lesnar nailed the F-5, he should have been able to climb out with plenty of time. I hate no selling.

The show is alright. Don't think because I listed a lot of bad things that it is crap. Rather, I'm being honest with what you need to improve. Because if I just suck up to you, you're really going to get nowhere.
 

Evil Austin

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my second part review as promised here it is.

Foley and RVD promo Looks like you are having RVD and Lesnar really being focused on in this PPV, i mean sure its the main event for the title but still imo/ im jsut saying what I think it doesn't need 2-3 promo's for it in one night. But about the promo it was kept in character unlike the other one which was slightly out of character I guess this was a well made promo. good job.

Steel Cage with Weapons Matchup This was the second best match of the night behind the Main Event. But other then that it was full of bloody action as it was promised to be and that's exactly what it brought to the table, speaking of tables even having tables hanging on the steel cage was 'aweosomness' seriously this match was top notch hardcore and just flowed very well not a dull moment always full of action :y:

Raven Promo It seems as if you are really giving this guy the push to the top, after his match with Sabu. Looks good the promo was kept in character and I hope to see big things for Raven in your upcoming shows.

6 Man Match Good job, the opponing of any 6 man match isn't easy giving everyone something to do and typing it. Elijah Burke really did look sneaky in this match being oppertunistic and getting his spots in the matchup, but other then that I think you could have given it a little bit more from each man at times it seemd like you would have typed action between two guys in the ring and then after a while focused on them so much that you would have seemed to forget about others in the match. Still good job these sorts of matches aren't easy ive tried them before.

Main Event MatchGreat job with this I know I sound like a parrot repeating myself but this match really deserves recognition as the best match of the night and it shows that you put it all in this match you had RVD use his high flying and arial style tactics and moves in this match well while still showing the opposite match style with power house, mat style and grapping wrestling of Brock Lesnar. It isn't easy to collide both of them adn have them use both styles in one match but you did it well once again great job.

Final Comments Good opening show, was quite possibly the best work I have seen you do in teh BTB section to date and you really pulled out a great show. Good job there are always room for improvements but still I give it 3 .5 Stars. :y: :y: :y: (I don't have a smiley for a half a star :( )
 

Beer

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The arena is pitch black. A man is heard screaming out the following…

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The lights turn on to see Saliva, in the middle of the ring, with their band equipment at ready. Almost straight away, they blast the crowd away with the new entrance music for UWA.


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Towards the end of the song Chris King begins to walk down the entrance ramp, to a standing ovation. He has a microphone in his hand. The crowd suddenly begin to chant, “King! King! King!” He high fives fans as he walks to the ring. He reaches the ring, standing in front of Saliva, as they finish off the last cord. He puts the mic up to his mouth.

King: Wel-

He is stopped by the crowd’s cheering as they begin to chant UWA. King smiles, and begins again.

King: As I was saying, welcome to UWA!

The crowd go wild.

King: I tell you, this is going to be one hell of a night. We already have Saliva playing Superstar, the entrance theme for UWA!

The crowd cheer again.

King: As well, this is the first ever show for UWA, a national landmark!

The crowd once again cheer.

King: And finally we have a great set of matches for you tonight, including a once on one encounter, between UWA Champions, Shelton Benjamin and RVD! Not to mention Evan Bourne vs. Sean O’Haire, and Christopher Daniels vs. Charlie Haas! So, without further ado let’s get this show on the road!!

We go into a commercial Break.

We return. The bell rings as Mistico comes down to the ring. Once he is settled in the ring, “Here comes the Pain!” blasts through the speakers, as Mistico’s smile curls into a look of fear. Lesnar, still angry from his loos at War Zone, storms to the ring, as his music is cut off straight away.


Opening Contest
Mistico vs. Brock Lesnar


Mistico turns to the turnbuckle, and looks at the crowd for some kind of support. He takes a deep breath in, before turning and running at Brock with a boot up high. Lesnar gracefully catches his foot, before giving him a little smirk. Suddenly Mistico jumps up in the air and attempts an Enzuguri. Unfortunately, Lesnar catches that too, as Mistico drops to the floor on is face, with Lesnar holding his feet. Lesnar suddenly begins to run quickly in a circle, as Mistico slowly lifts up from the floor. Soon enough Lesnar is whirling Mistico around the ring, before letting go, as Mistico goes flying into the turnbuckle, in a massive heap. Lesnar walks over to the grounded Mistico and slaps him around the head, trying to wind him up. Mistico just about manages to get up to his feet, but is kicked in the stomach, as Lesnar grabs his head in a front face lock, and lifts him up before driving him down with a Brain Buster!! Lesnar picks Mistico up by his hair before giving him a toe kick, before putting him in the Death Valley Driver Position. F-5!! Lesnar performs the F-5 comfortably. Lesnar covers, 1..2..3!


Styles: What can I say?

Owen: I can say this, ‘Good Luck getting up Mistico!’

Styles: You got that right partner-


Styles is cut off as Lesnar lets out a roar! He gets out of the ring before pushing the bell ringer off his chair. He grabs his chair and the ring bell. Lesnar with both weapons in hand. He throws the ring bell over the top rope, and slides the chair in. Mistico is just getting up to his feet as Lesnar lifts up the ring bell. Mistico turns around and- CRACK! Lesnar smashes the ring bell right onto Mistico’s forehead! Mistico crumbles down into a heap as Lesnar folds the chair and lays it out flat on the mat. Brock grabs Mistico round the head and lifts him up to his feet. He tucks Mistico’s head in between his legs, and lifts him up. Mistico is just about to make a comeback, midway through the move, thus Lesnar slams his neck into the chair as the crowd cringe. Mistico lies there not moving. The ref gives Mistico a nudge trying to get to him back awake, but he does not move. The ref looks once more at Mistico, before a fearful look comes across his face. The ref shouts as loud as he can, “Get someone down here! For F**K sake, get someone down here!”

Styles: I think…. Has he…..? Has he broken his neck?!

EMTs rush down to the ring as Mistico continues to lie there motionless. They rap him up in a towel, as he finally awakes. A heart throbbing shriek comes from the oblivious to what’s going on, Mexican. Mistico begins shaking, as they put him on an emergency bed, and strap him up. He is told not to move his head at all, before they put him a strap around his neck.

Styles: What have we just seen?

Owen: I….. I…. I am just… I am just speechless!


Mistico is taken down the entranced ramp as the crowd chant his name. Mistico does not move, but we can almost see his eyes begin to fill up. Lesnar is still standing in the ring. He smiles sickly at the crowd.

We go into a commercial break.

We return, as the backstage staff are running around panicking. We go right up to the door of Chris King. King walks into the room, and goes to the edge of his table. He sighs heavily before walking over to the chair, and sitting at his desk. He picks up a piece of paper, which has the title, “Special Announcement Speech” He is just about to recite it as a man walks in.

King: What is it Stan?

Stan: Urhh… hi Sir, I just came to tell you more information on Mistico.

King: Well….?

Stan: Well, the latest news is that….

King: What?

Stan: He has probably broken his neck. The doctors are yet to make a recommendation on how long he should stay out of the ring.


King runs his fingers through his hair as Stan flees from the room, trying to escape from the brunt of King’s anger. He is just about to blow when he manages to calm himself down.

King: I can’t do this.

King sighs, before returning to his paper work. Once again he is about to begin reciting when another man enters.

King: What now?!

Man: Robadoba umakza dama!

King: What the hell? Who the hell are you!?

Man: Robadoba, I AM DRAZAK! Dama!

King: Right…. So what do you want?

Drazak: Robadoba, I WANT, umakza, CONTRACT, dama!

King: Go and see the contract department, they will give you a form.


Drazak stand there confused. King gets up and points to the contract department, as Drazak ambles off.

King: (sighs) Finally…

King once again sits on his chair, and lifts the paper up to his face. And that is when Jimmy Rave bursts through the door. Rave shouts out angrily, mumbling, as King jumps up to his feet, and gets right in the face of Rave.

King: SHUT THE HELL UP!

There is a long pause.

King: Now…. Speak clearly, speak quietly and speak correctly.

Rave: I am trying to say this. Give me a shot at Elijah Burke tonight and if I win, I get the shot for the Revolution Championship.

King: Why? You tell me why you deserve a shot at Elijah and his #1 Contender Shot.

Rave: Why? Did you just ask why? Did you actually see what happened?

King: I did.

Rave: Then surely you should know that I got robbed!

King: I don’t call that robbing. I call that reaping opportunities, and Elijah displayed that perfectly.

Rave: C’mon, you more than anyone should know that I deserve to be holding that shot at the Revolution Title.

King: Maybe so, but look, last time I checked you are not. So, if that is all, then could you kindly shut the door on the way out.

Rave: I am not leaving!

King: Look, I will do you a deal. I will hand select two partners for you, and you will battle against Jimmy Jacobs, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. If you win that match, you will get your shot at Elijah. And guess what, that match is tonight, and by my calculation, you have about 20 minutes to get ready. Now, like I said, please, close the door on your way out.


Rave leaves with a bitter taste in his mouth. For a third time, King attempts to speak, but Stan walks through the door.

King: Just get out.

Stan slowly walks backwards as we cut back to ringside.

Styles: Wow! Did you hear that Lennie?

Owen: I certainly did Joey, tonight, a 3 on 3 Match?! I can’t wait.


We go into a commercial break.

We return as we see Charlie Haas in the ring. “Angel’s Wings!” hits as Daniels comes out to a standing ovation. He has a bitter look on his face after War Zone. He enters the ring and afterwards the bell ring to start off the match.


Singles Match
Christopher Daniels vs. Charlie Haas


Haas and Daniels circle each other stealthily. Suddenly Haas pounces on Daniels, who moves out of the way. The circle game begins again, this time Daniels pounces, but Haas moves out of the way too. For a second time Daniels pounces this time, he grabs Haas by the head. He shoves it into the turnbuckle, and scrapes his head along the ropes. Daniels gives Haas a punch in the back, before delivering an inverted DDT. Daniels yanks Haas up to his feet, and throws him into the ropes, before hitting an exploder suplex on the rebound. He covers, 1..2.. Kick Out!

Haas and Daniels get up to there feet. Daniels hits him with a right hand before, slinging him into the turnbuckle. Haas turns around and lays on the turnbuckle only to see Daniels running at him. He quickly moves out of the way as Daniels splashes against the turnbuckle. Daniels falls backwards as Haas catches him hitting an STO. Haas goes to the top rope, before bouncing off hitting a Moonsault. 1..2.. Shoulder Up!

Haas runs over to the turnbuckle again, hoping to his the same manoeuvre, but Daniels has him scouted, as he moves out of the way. Daniels gets up to his feet before walking over to the ropes. He leaves the ring and stands on the apron. He suddenly goes for a springboard Plancha but Haas moves out of the way. Daniels rolls through. He turns around and ducks a right arm before running at the ropes and bouncing back hitting a lariat. Daniels then begins to get up. He summons Haas up to his feet. Haas gets up as Daniels grabs his arm, and pushes him towards the turnbuckle. Haas suddenly delivers a few right hands, before going up to turnbuckle for a third time. He turns around so he is facing his opponent and sitting on the turnbuckle.

Daniels regains his composure, before running over to Haas who is sitting on the turnbuckle, and giving him a right hand around the ear. He turns around, wrapping Haas’ arm around his neck, before hitting the Fall from Grace! Daniels then looks at the floored Haas, before lifting him up and hitting the Angel’s Wings. 1..2..3!


Styles: Good win for the fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels right here.

Owen: Indeed it is Joey, and I wonder where he will go from here?

Styles: Well if he keeps on pulling performances out like this, he is sure to only go one way, and that is up, up, up!


We cut backstage as we see none other than Homicide! He is sitting angrily, on a chair, in a dark, dark room.

Homicide: Are you kidding me? I am a legend! I am a 3-Time TNA Tag Champ, I am a 1-Time ROH Champion, I am a former Trios Tournament winner, and I am soon to be a UWA Champ. And I lost to Evan Bourne?

Are you serious? I don’t care about Evan Bourne, I can beat him, and the next time we meet, I will, because this is my turf, this is my federation and I make the rules! I am going to own this company! So you see Evan… you are nothing. You are simply a stepping stone for me as a I move onto bigger things.

Bigger things, such as you, RVD. When I finish with Evan, you better get your punk ass in that ring, so I can whip it all round the ring. And then, I will truly own this company, with the UWA Title strapped around my waist. Later!


We cut back to ringside as the bell is ringing. We see Evan Bourne and Sean O’Haire in the middle of the ring.

Singles Match
Evan Bourne vs. Sean O’Haire


O’Haire and Bourne begins to circle each other. Suddenly Sean runs at Bourne, who leap frogs over him. He drops down to the floor. Sean turns, and goes to hit Evan with a flying right, but Evan ducks, and runs up onto the turnbuckle, before flipping back, attempting to hit a Turnbuckle Climb, corkscrew Senton, though he misses due to O’Haire moving out of the way. Sean makes a cover, 1.. Kick Out!

O’Haire lifts Bourne up to his feet. He lifts him up, and delivers a nasty Fireman’s Carry DDT! O’Haire makes another pin in quick succession, 1..2.. Kick Out! O’Haire angrily grabs Bourne by the hair, and yanks him up to his feet. Bourne hits him with a right arm suddenly, and then a left. He then runs past O‘Hair, and turns around so he is facing O’Haire’s back. Bourne hits him on the back of the head with a forearm, before jumping on his back, and pulling him down to the ground.

Evan leave the ring, and stands on the apron. He suddenly springboards off, and delivers a Diving Double Knee Drop right into the abdomen of O’Haire. He covers,1..2.. Kick out! Bourne gets up to his feet as does O’Haire. Bourne delivers a boot to the knee as O’Haire stumbles a little. He jumps up onto his knee, and delivers a feint enzuguri transitioned into a head scissors takedown!

Once again Bourne covers, but it is no good. Bourne then gets up, and begins to run towards the ropes. He bounces back off them, and runs at O’Haire. Suddenly O’Haire bounces up to his feet, and catches Bourne with an Exploder Powerslam! Cover, 1..2.. Shoulder Up! O’Haire gets up. He picks up Bourne with him too.

O’Haire places Bourne in between his legs before lifting him over his shoulder and holding both his arms in a cross position. O’Haire finally runs and throws Bourne onto the mat neck first as he delivers a cringe worthy Crucifix Bomb. O’Haire covers once again, 1..2.. No! Bourne’s will is immense! O’Haire cuts through the air with a fist, and mouths, “Let’s end this!”

O’Haire suddenly lifts Bourne up onto his shoulders and turns him up side down, attempting to his the Widow Maker. Bourne suddenly gives O’Haire a elbow to the face, once, twice, three times! Bourne rolls off his shoulder, and runs towards the ropes. On the rebound he returns with a Bulldog!

He goes to the top rope, and puts his hands in the air, signalling for a Shooting Star Press! He is just about to leap off when suddenly we see Homicide sprinting to the ring via the crowd. He has something in his hand. He reaches the ring, and bounces up onto the apron, before smashing the thing he was carrying over the head of Bourne. Bourne drops, motionless into the ring, as the bell rings crazily.


Styles: God no!

Owen: Homicide is just jealous that Bourne beat him at War Zone!

Styles: Please, someone, anyone, see to Evan Bourne.


Homicide begins to circle Bourne. He lifts his head up so he can see him, before showing the item to him. It has a button on the side and two prongs on the front of it. Yes, that’s right, he has got a taser! Suddenly Homicide leaves the ring, before getting a huge rope, from underneath the ring, as he throws it in. A Steel Chair and some Steel Steps follow.

He grabs the chair, and before grabbing a lifeless Bourne, before making him sit on it. He gets the rope, and ties Bourne to the chair using it, before tying Bourne and the chair, to the turnbuckle. He puts the heavy steel steps in front of Bourne’s legs, insuring that he cannot move at all.

Finally, homicide grabs the taser. He stands in front of Bourne, before winking, and pressing the button on the side, as Electricity flows through Bourne’s body! Homicide laughs hysterically, as Bourne sits there whaling in pain. Homicide leaves as he passes the EMTs who are coming down to the ring for he second time in the show. We go into another commercial break.

We return.

Chris King is standing at the top of the entrance ramp. Rave is in the ring awaiting his hand picked partner, while facing his opponents, Jacobs, Sabin and Shelley, who are also in the ring. King begins to speak.


King: Jimmy, like I said, I will pick two partners for you. So, with Sabin and Shelley in mind, here they are.

Suddenly Kenta’s music plays as Kenta and Go come out to boos.

Jimmy Rave, Go Shiozaki and Kenta Vs Jimmy Jacobs, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin

Kenta and Alex Shelley both get into the ring to start the match off, they slowly circle around one another until Shelley runs at Kenta who hits him with an arm drag, Shelley gets right back up as Kenta runs at him only for Shelley to return the favour. They both get right back up and come together in the middle of the ring, Kenta slowly pushes Shelley backwards into the turnbuckle, the ref tells him to back off but as Kenta starts to walk away he turns back and lands a huge chop on the chest of Shelley. Alex Shelley wastes no time coming out of the corner quickly with rights and lefts to the face of Kenta, he gives him a couple of back hand chops before going for an Irish whip but Kenta counters and sends Shelley into the ropes, Alex Shelley returns running at full speed only to be hit with a dropkick to the face taking him down to the mat where Kenta goes for a pin, 1…and Shelley quickly gets the shoulder up. Kenta picks Shelley up and pulls him over to his corner where he takes in Go Shiozaki, Kenta holds Shelley from behind as Shiozaki gives him numerous chops to the chest. Alex Shelley falls backwards onto the ropes, he bounces off them and goes right into a hard clothesline taking him down to the mat where Shiozaki goes for the pin, 1…2…and Alex Shelley kicks out. Go Shiozaki gets up and begins to argue with the ref thinking that he had the match over quickly, Shelley lies in the corner where Jimmy Rave stomps on him a few times and chokes him down in the turnbuckle corner, Rave lets him go once the ref turns around. Alex Shelley gets back up to his feet, he stumbles into Go who kicks him in the mid section before going behind Shelley for a German suplex but Shelley is able to push him off. Go Shiozaki turns around only to get a knee to the stomach, he slowly backs down to the corner where Shelley’s partners stand, Shelley then jumps up and hits him with a huge spinning DDT, both men lie on the mat as Shelley crawls onto him for the pin, 1…2…and Shiozaki gets the shoulder up.

Alex Shelley gets up a little woozy, he tags in Chris Sabin as they both rush over to Go Shiozaki who is up on his knees slightly holding his head, Sabin kicks the front of his body at the same time as Shelley kicks the back of his body, Shelley then hits him with an enzuguri to the back of the head taking Shiozaki down to the mat, Alex Shelley then gets onto the mat and locks him into a camel clutch like move as Chris Sabin sprints off the ropes a couple of times before dropkicking Go directly in the face. Go Shiozaki lies on the mat face down holding it in pain as Chris Sabin rolls him over and covers, 1…2…and Jimmy Rave rushes into the ring to break it up. Chris Sabin walks over and starts shouting at Jimmy Rave for breaking up the count, Sabin turns around to Go Shiozaki who is up onto his knees and he punches Sabin right in the head causing him to stumble backwards, Shiozaki gets onto his feet and hits Sabin with a couple of thunderous chops to the chest as Chris Sabin slowly moves towards the corner as his chest begins turning red, Shiozaki quickly gets behind Sabin and gets him in a waist lock, he then nails Chris Sabin with a huge German suplex into the turnbuckle. Both men drop down to the mat in agony, Sabin rolls into the middle of the ring holding his back as Go Shiozaki dives out and makes the tag to Kenta. Kenta rushes into the ring, he runs off the ropes and connects with a snap dropkick to the face of Chris Sabin who was just starting to get back up to his feet. Kenta walks over and picks up Sabin who is still feeling the effects of the German suplex, Kenta gives him a couple of knees to the gut followed by some sharp chops to the chest, he then lifts Chris Sabin up onto his shoulders but Sabin sees what’s going to happen and quickly jumps off and goes behind Kenta. Chris Sabin kicks the legs out from behind Kenta as he drops down onto his knees, Sabin then runs at the ropes and by the time he gets back Kenta has just gotten back up onto his feet only to be taken back down with a hurricarana sending Kenta rolling across the ring.

Kenta gets back up and runs right into a hard dropkick to the face from Chris Sabin which takes Kenta off his feet, both men get right back up and Sabin lifts Kenta up into the air and places him hanging down in reverse on the turnbuckle. Chris Sabin moves to the other side of the ring hyping up the crowd as Kenta tries to get out of the tree of woe, Sabin sprints at him and goes for the hesitation dropkick but Kenta pulls himself up just in time so he is sitting on the turnbuckle, Sabin gets up and turns to Kenta only to get a kick to the side of the head, Sabin stumbles backwards as Kenta comes off with a huge diving cross body taking down Sabin but Chris Sabin rolls through for the pin, 1…2…and Kenta kicks out in shock. They both get up tired, they then run at each other, Kenta goes for a clothesline which Sabin ducks and they both run past and end up by their tag partners, Kenta tags in Jimmy Rave as Chris Sabin tags in Jimmy Jacobs who rush into the ring full of energy. Jimmy Rave and Jimmy Jacobs both meet in the middle of the ring, they go at it like crazy with rights and lefts flying everywhere, they continue to battle it out until Jimmy Rave gets a cheap knee to the gut in, he then Irish whips Jacobs into the ropes and when Jacobs returns he is dropped by a running cross body from Rave. Jimmy Rave holds him on the mat and begins to stomp away on his body, Rave bends down to pick him up only to get a boot to the face causing Rave to back away slowly. Jimmy Jacobs gets right back up, he walks over to Rave only to get a slap to the face which gets Jacobs fired up, he begins to lay into Rave with numerous punches before taking him down with a hard snap suplex, Jacobs gets right back up and hits a Senton on the grounded Jimmy Rave who lies on the mat in agony as Jacobs goes for the pin, 1…2…and Rave gets the shoulder up. Jimmy Jacobs gets up with momentum on his side, he picks Rave up but gets a thumb to the eye, Jacobs stumbles backwards and holds onto the ropes as Jimmy Rave gets back up and starts to walk over to him.

Jimmy Rave holds Jimmy Jacobs on the ropes and chops him a couple of times, he then pulls him into the centre of the ring and kicks him in the stomach before taking Jacobs down with a huge swinging neck breaker. Jimmy Jacobs lies on the mat holding his neck as Jimmy Rave crawls over to him for the pin, 1…2…and this time Jacobs is the one to kick out! Both men lie on the mat hurt and tired as the referee starts to count, 1…2…3…4…Go Shiozaki and Kenta rush into the ring as do Shelley and Sabin, they begin to trade punches. Chris Sabin jumps up and nails Kenta with an enzuguri which drops him down to the mat, Sabin and Shelley then begin to double team Shiozaki giving him lefts and rights. Shelley goes for a clothesline on Go but he ducks and Shelley hits Sabin who stumbles backwards, Shiozaki then drops Alex Shelley with a hard clothesline. Go Shiozaki grabs Chris Sabin and grabs him by the head, he runs and attempts to throw him to the outside ground but Sabin holds onto the ropes and lands down on the apron. Shiozaki moves towards him, Alex Shelley then runs at Go Shiozaki but he sees Shelley out the corner of his eye and ducks leaving Shelley to run right into Sabin knocking him off the apron. Shelley turns around into shock right into Kenta as he nails Shelley with the Go 2 Sleep, Shelley drops to the mat barely moving as Go Shiozaki picks up Jimmy Jacobs, Rave gets up and nails Jacobs with his finishing move, Ghanareah! Jimmy Jacobs lies on the mat hurting as Jimmy Rave covers, 1…2…and 3!


Jimmy Jacobs lies in the ring as the ref checks on him, Chris Sabin slides in from outside the ring to check on his tag team partner Alex Shelley, he helps him to his feet before slapping him and throwing him up onto his shoulders, Sabin then nails him with the Cradle Shot! Chris Sabin looks down at Alex Shelley in disgust, he spits at him before walking away as the crowd boo…

Styles: What did we just see?

Owen: Rave is going to face Elijah Burke for his shot at the Revolution Championship, and Sabin just turned on Shelley? This is crazy!

Styles: Crazy, but very interesting, this has left me wanting more for sure. But right now, we are going to take you to a video message from out owner, Chris King.


The camera pans over to the titantron. As King pops up on the screen, the fans cheer loudly.

King: First of all congrats Jimmy. Secondly, I would like to address the fans on the condition of a certain Mistico. Mistico is one of the best High Flyers in the business today. He definitely does not deserve to be in the state he is in right now.

What Brock Lesnar did was wrong, and he will be punished accordingly, but with that begins said, yes, the rumours are true, Mistico suffered a broken neck. He will be out of action for the next 10 -11 Months. We wish him all the best, and hopefully, he can recover by the time Wrestle Bowl comes around.

Secondly, I have made a match for a certain date, due to what happened, during the Evan Bourne vs. Sean O’Haire match. That’s right, soon enough, Evan Bourne vs. Homicide in a Last Man Standing match will be coming.

And as for when, I am going to explain right now. In three weeks time, UWA, is going to have a Super Card! On that Super Card will be the Last Man Standing Match and Elijah Burke vs. Jimmy Rave! There are going to be tons more matches announced in the coming weeks too.

So, enjoy the rest of the show guys, and I promise you, you won’t want to miss UWA Super Show 1 coming in three weeks time.


The camera pans away as we see the crowd cheering in excitement at the announcement.

Styles: Woah! A Super Show, in three weeks time.

Owen: Not forgetting two amazing matches, including a Last Man Standing Match!

Styles: Is it me, or does UWA just keep getting better?

Owen: It’s not you, I assure you of that, because UWA is getting better, as it goes into it’s MAIN EVENT!


Champion vs. Champion
Main Event
RVD vs. Shelton Benjamin


RVD and Benjamin begin to circle each other. Benjamin runs at RVD and delivers a double leg Take Down, before unloading with right and left hands. He gets up to his feet and brings RVD with him. He gets a right hand in there, before kneeing him in the gut and delivering an inverted face lock backbreaker. He covers, 1..2.. Kick out. Benjamin lifts RVD up to his feet.

Benjamin stands RVD in front of him, before turning and running towards the ropes. He jumps onto the second rope, and corkscrews around, before hitting a Flying Clothesline! Benjamin suddenly kip-ups. He falls forward onto the ropes, and rests but when he turns around, RVD is revived. RVD suddenly lifts his boot up, and cracks him in the teeth with a Super Kick!

RVD then springs up to his feet, and runs over to the turnbuckle. He jumps up and just as he turns to face Benjamin, he sees the man himself running at him. Benjamin too springs up onto the turnbuckle, to meet RVD. He grabs him round the chest, before flinging him backwards as Benjamin hit’s a beautiful Top Rope Bell to Belly on Van Dam.

Incredibly tired, Benjamin crawls over to the lifeless RVD and covers. 1..2.. Kick out again! Benjamin gets up, outraged, and runs over to the corner of the ring, before waiting on RVD. He changes his mind, and leaves the ring, to stand on the apron. He suddenly springboards off, and tries to his a Plancha, but RVD moves, as Benjamin is sent hurtling outside of the ring.

RVD gets up, and looks at the crowd, before bouncing off the rope, and diving between the ropes, taking Benjamin out with a Suicide Dive. Both men lay there solid, until about 6-7 on the ref’s count. RVD is first up, he grabs Benjamin by the head, and rolls him in the ring. Suddenly he springs onto the apron. He springboards off the ropes, and takes out Benjamin with a Leg Lariat.

RVD finally revives, and covers Benjamin. 1..2.. Kick out! RVD gets up, before running at the ropes, and bouncing off, before rebounding with a Rolling Thunder into a Monkey Flip. Shelton gets up to his feet in shock, clutching onto his abdomen. RVD suddenly runs at him, and hit’s a Split Legged Bulldog.

RVD and Benjamin both get up, as RVD hits Benjamin with a right in the stomach. He hooks his arm, and lifts him up, going for a Vertical Suplex! Out of nowhere though, Benjamin reverses, and hit’s a Neck Breaker! He covers again, 1..2.. Kick out by RVD!

Benjamin begins to get up to his feet. He swipes the air, before lifting up RVD. He grabs him by the head, and throws him into the ropes. RVD returns and just as Benjamin is about to his the T-Bone Suplex, he delivers a Roundhouse Kick!

RVD, gets up to his feet, and walks over to the ropes. He stands there, before running over to the floored Benjamin, and giving him a kick in the midsection. Benjamin catches his boot and flips him over onto his front. RVD lays groggily, before getting up as the crowd warn him.

Benjamin leaps into the air, and grabs Rob’s head, attempting to hit a Pay Dirt. Van Dam manages to slip out of Benjamin’s grasp, before delivering an Enzuguri to the back of the head! RVD gets up as the crowd begin to clap. He crawls over to the turnbuckle and brings himself up.

He suddenly begins to climb it, and when he reaches the top, he jumps off and lands directly on the abdomen of Benjamin, hitting a perfect 5-Star Frog Splash! The crowd go wild as RVD begins to cover. 1..2..3!


Styles: There you have it! RVD just beet Shelton Benjamin in a match for the ages!

Owen: What a night this has been and what a Main Eve-


Owen is stopped in his tracks as we see Brock Lesnar and John Morrison entering the ring. Morrison walks over to Benjamin and hit’s a Moonlight Drive.

Styles: Don’t let it end like this.

Lesnar lifts up RVD, and hit’s a F-5! The show comes to a close as Lesnar and Morrison raise there hands, standing over RVD and Benjamin.
 

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I feel obligated to review War Zone, so here it is after a LONG time.

GO 2 Sleep (I fucking trademark that as the tag team name) vs MCMG - this was a good match, but things might have moved way to quick. A frog splash in the second paragraph? Some good tandem offense from both, and nice moves from MCMG as always. AIr Raid from the top seemed pretty sick. Good match to start with, kinda disappointing that you had two of Japan's biggest stars lose to two TNA jobbers.

Raven - I didn't really like it. If it was for anyone else, it would've been decent. But it's Raven, so I was expecting more emotion and personality.

Bourne vs Cide - I wanted more chain wrestling, even though it was a cage match. You had some really unrealistic stuff there, like the Bourne comeback. Not that much selling or struggle at all. His win was missing emotion, it didn't feel like a big deal.

Lesnar/RVD Promo - I didn't really know that the promo was going to be on the show itself, so my bad. That could've messed things up in writing for me. my RVD impression was so off, I've never really written anything with him before. I tried to do some stoner thing with him taking things slow and mellow, and it didn't come out too good. Lesnar was OK, but I should've put in more expression and anger with him.

Rev Belt Elimination match - random offense again, some of the spots literally came out of nowhere. Danielson getting eliminated first was LAME. The rest of the match was OK, but the ending kind of surprised me. Anyone else could've been a good champ, but Shelton winning was disappointing.

INTERMISSION - Plug - Chris Is Awesome *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

RVD promo - It was ridiculously cheesy. That's it.

Raven vs Sabu - Matches with some weapon involved always make a booker look good. Some pretty nice spots here, everything seemed to fit. I would like to see more selling instead of just back and forth in a weapons match.

Rave - Cheesy again. I would want more anger from Rave, or get him someone to talk for him. That would be way better, but Rave still could talk with more arrogance.

6 Pack - Too quick again here. Lots in the first couple of paragraphs seemed pretty awkward with the moves and delivery. I understand that there's 6 Guys in the match, but I think this could've been written better. Last couple of paragraphs seemed really good, but there might have been a little overkill with all the moves. Petey Williams sucks ass, so I wouldn't want to see him win ever.

RVD vs Brock - Beginning was too much a jumble of words. Separate the sentences, and slow things down. It's the main event, I would want to see a slow build instead of boom boom boom as soon as the match starts. As the match progressed, stuff got better, but there were still some messy sentences which I couldn't really picture. Way too much no selling at the end, and without EMOTION. Watch some big Japanese matches, because they make no selling look like a big thing, they call it "Spirit." RVD winning was a big surprise. I'd rather have him as a chaser instead of a champion.

The Verdict - Eh, it was an OK show to start off with. There should've been way more build up. I'm not a fan of all the matches in a cage, there was some struggle I could tell, especially with multiple people. SOme of the title wins surprised me lots, but I'll have to see what's next.

Next Show Review should be up soon, I promise. But no preview for it?
 

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BM: The main event. Ithad a nice pace for the competitors in the match, the action was interesting and the winner was correctlychosen. The match isn't that long but the way you post it made it seem longer. Nice trick, lol.

WM: Lesnar vs Mistico. Too much too fast. I didn't really see a reason for Lesnar breaking Mistico's neck. If this was a rematch, maybe, but it had no reason to be. If you wanted to establish Brock as a monster, a simple attack would have worked.

BP: Uhmm, I am going with Homicide's. Not too many options quite frankly.

WP: King all night. Drazak and Rave really didn't help.

AC: It was an entertaining show. Promos were off but as a whole, they really didn't hurt the show. Too much King on my screen. Give the wrestler more mic time instead of your GM imo. Matches were good.
 

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UWA Review

Lesnar vs. Mistico- There were so many things wrong about this. 1: Last I checked Mistico has a mask, how could Lesnar lift him up by his hair? 2: The broken neck thing was unneeded. 3: You couldn't find anyone else to job except for one of the biggest stars in Mexico? Worst Match of the Night.

Drazak promo- Anybody can walk in and get a contract? If so I'd like a job please. :)

Rave promo- Good. Looking forward to the match later in the night.

Daniels vs. Hass- It kinda felt like it was a squash, but it was still a good match.

Homicide promo- This wasn't in character. The english was waaaaaaaaaaaay to perfect. Homicide's character is a thug, that means he should talk like a thug.

Sydal vs. O'Haire- This was a very good match. The ending may have ruined it a bit, but it was just to move along the feud.

6 Man Tag- I don't know how this couldn't be the Match of the Night. The angle set up at the end of the match should be a good one.

King promo- The Supershow is shaping up nicely.

Main Event- This was a good match. I really think that you should've explained why this match was booked.

AC- Maybe I should steal the way that you space your matches. lol. This show was pretty good. On the promo side, they wern't that great, but it's something you can work on. Next show lets have less people breaking necks. Please come and check out POI's PPV Decimation.
 

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Best Match: The Main Event without a doubt. Great action between the two, although I didn't like Lesnar and Morrison coming out and attacking them at the end. I can't really pin-point why, just didn't like it. The 6 Man Tag was also great fun, I liked it a lot.

Worst Match: Mistico vs Lesnar. That was very stupid my friend. Fair enough to squash someone, but Mistico? And the breaking of the neck took it much too far, especially 10-11 months out of action. It could've had the same effect if it was just a random jobber, or at least Mistico not snapping his neck. Didn't like the segment one bit.

Best Promo: Not too many to choose from, which is a bad idea. Next time I would suggest having a promo between Lesnar/RVD than the post-match assault. I'll just go with Homicide though, since it was the one of the only ones that didn't feature...

Worst Promo: King. Too much of him on this show like CMS said. The thing with Drazak and Rave was pretty ugh, especially since I have no idea who this Drazak bloke is. The only time King was really needed was the promo where he set up the Super Show.

AC: The show had ups and downs. I'm unsure on how I feel about Sabin/Shelley, it should be a good feud, but now you have pretty much no tag teams. I didn't like Homicide and the taser, that seemed too Russo-esque for my liking. The matcheds though were generally well-written, you could use a lot more promos with a lot less King. For a first show, it was a good start.
 
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