The 2024 United States Presidential Election Thread

[Samoa Looch]

Dr. Oz? You fuckin' kidding me?

Okay, now I am truly expecting Hogan to get some official position too. Fuckin' hell, this is a horrible sitcom of a presidency already and it hasn't even fully started yet.

 

[Comrade Khan]

I'm speechless at this point

 

[Professor Booty]

Ok is this all part of the new season of Practical Jokers? We are getting pranked right?

 

[Grim]

 

[Grim]

I'm speechless at this point

At this point, I'm less speechless and I'm honestly more looking forward to all of these cuts.

The people that will suffer the most are going to be conservatives from Red states who need welfare the most. They voted for this, let them fucking roil in it. I've lost any and all empathy for them.

 

[Samoa Looch]

It's just a shame most of those aren't able to notice how they shit in their own bed. They'll gonna blame the bad, woke, liberal city-folk until the very end for everything.

 

[Grim]

It's just a shame most of those aren't able to notice how they shit in their own bed. They'll gonna blame the bad, woke, liberal city-folk until the very end for everything.

Well when they all die off because of it, mission accomplished.

 

[Samoa Looch]

Would be nice if it would be so easy

 

[Grim]

Would be nice if it would be so easy

Well when 4 years come and go, it definitely will be!

 

[Comrade Khan]

Omfg it's worse https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/qXyEqTDTcO

Linda for education

 

[Grim]

"And today in your textbooks you'll learn how Vince McMahon is a wonderful man, saved professional wrestling, and has a ginormous dick!"

 

[Comrade Khan]

"And today in your textbooks you'll learn how Vince McMahon is a wonderful man, saved professional wrestling, and has a ginormous dick!"

Bret screwed Bret now taught in history class

I know it's a minor worry grqnd scheme but I'm worried now the gov will outlaw aew

 

[Geese]

Trump won 49.94% of the popular vote, compared to Kamala Harris's, who's at 48.26. As votes on the West Coast continues to be counted, his lead will get smaller.

Donald Trump Has NOT Won a Majority of the Votes Cast for President

Donald Trump’s popular vote total has fallen below 50 percent, and his margin over Kamala Harris has narrowed considerably as all the votes are counted.

www.thenation.com

 

[Samoa Looch]

Okay so since Linda does get a position in the end... I guess there is an actual chance Vince gets one as well. Maybe something in Labor?

Also, on another note, how long will it be after his inauguration until they raid offices of news and media outlets?

 

[Samoa Looch]