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I say something nice about a bad wrestler

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George Steele
People who call George Steele bad only saw him when he was an old bastid in the Hulkamania era who could barely move and was trotted out for comedy skits. He was one of the best to ever do the "crazed wild man" character and a good wrestler in his prime
 

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Has anyone said Nathan Jones yet
In 2008 he had a cement truck hit his left arm and not only did he tank that shit, he decided that he wouldn't be okay to wrestle for TNA despite being contracted so that's good decision making right there
 

Sky

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His connection to Paul Heyman was absolute genius. They both knew he was a limited wrestler so they had him do what he did best: run in and hurt people. Also the originator of the chokeslam as the standard "immobile big man" finisher so he gave so much to wrestling.

On top of that he was Tombstone in WCW but was never egotistical enough to make that his finisher (because he never won)
 

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Nikolai Volkoff
The funniest part of the second Maccabiah Mania show was when Volkoff did his usual sing-the-Soviet-anthem routine but instead he belted out Hava Nagila for a gym with like 50 people in it
 

Alexa

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Hava Nagila the song everyone goes "Hey it is that Jewish song that I know" and proceed to butcher the lyrics or clap to the beat, lol
 
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