Other Bayley Is Doomed...

[Grievous 3D]

+ A Conversation In Creative +
Written by Kirk "Grievous II" Williams

Vince: "We have to put a belt back on Trish Hunter! The ratings are tanking!"

HHH: "You mean Alexa right Vince?"

Vince: "Yeah the tiny blonde one who sits on my lap."

HHH: "Okay...well she could win the MitB briefcase & cash in on Becky
after she defeats Lacey & Charlotte in back to back matches"

Becky: No. I'm NOT putting that bitch over again.

HHH: "Okay...well then Charlotte could win the belt from you with
Lacey's help & then Alexa cashes in on her."

Charlotte: "No way! She's half my size & no one will buy her cashing
in on me. It barely worked the first time after those bogan chicks
powerbombed me so Carmella could actually achieve something
without help from a man."

Becky: "HA!"

HHH: "Okay..."

Alexa: "And I don't want to be in the ladder match. Its too dangerous
& scary & Vinny wouldn't want me to get hurt."

HHH: "Jesus...okay so why don't have someone else win the MitB briefcase
& cash in on Becky & then they can fight Alexa at Stomping Grounds?"

Vince: "Charlotte needs to win the title at MitB!"

HHH: "WHY?! Hasn't she won enough titles already?!"

Vince: "She needs to hold at least 16 titles Hunter."

HHH: "Why?!"

Vince: "Because Daddy Issues!"

Charlotte: "I don't have daddy issues."

Becky: "Yes you do. Its why you call Andrade Papi."

Vince: "HA!"

HHH: "Can we all just focus here for a second. So let me get this straight.
Becky defeats Lacey, then Charlotte defeats Becky thanks to Lacey...and
then the winner of the MitB cashes in on Charlotte, wins the belt & then
drops the belt to Alexa at Stomping Grounds. Are we all following this?"

Alexa: "Yes."

Becky: "Yes."

Charlotte: "Yes."

Vince: "Yes."

HHH: "Right...so who is winning the MitB briefcase?"

Dana: "What about me?"

HHH: "Shut Up!"

Vince: "Get back under the table Dana!"

Alexa: "Bayley should win it."

Becky: "What?!"

Charlotte: "What?!"

HHH: "What?!"

Vince: "What?!"

Bayley: (looks up from her coloring book) "What?!"

Alexa: "Its perfect. The fans will like it, its like a middle finger to Sasha
Wanks & I'll get to make Bayley look like a blueberry AGAIN."

Becky: "You are such a c#nt!"

Charlotte: "HA!"

Vince: "HA!"

Bayley: "Becky said a bad word!"

HHH: "I don't think so Alexa. Bayley has already made you look good
enough on the main roster."

Vince: "I think that's a great idea Trish. Hunter...make it happen!"

HHH: "Oh No..."

Alexa: "See...I told you. Its a perfect idea."

Becky: "C#nt!"

Charlotte: "HA!"

Bayley: (Goes back to her coloring book)

Fin

 

[Jay-Ashley]

This is kind of accurate in a scary way.

 

[Village Idiot]

Just Glad Bayley is a Different Champion.. i don't like her..
But at least it;s someone Different instead of the same Old one"s Over & Over Again...
it would be Good if Bayley beat old Alexa Then loose's it to Niki Cross Or Another New Female Wrestler
Just as long as there is Variety in Champions & Contenders...

 

[Unbesiegbar]

I like Alexa, she's a decent worker, pretty good promo. And really cute BUT WWE needs to stop overpushing her. What they did to Bayley was unnecessary humiliating, I mean she ended Charlotte's pay per view streak and defended her win at Wrestlemania to lose to Bliss in a feud that made everyone look bad. Bliss and Becky on Smackdown I thought was a great feud. Bliss was a perfect coward heel with Mickey and La Luchadora. Now even Mickey is a jobber

 

[Grievous 3D]

she's a decent worker

No. No she isn't.

BUT WWE needs to stop overpushing her.

Yes. Yes they do.

 

[Unbesiegbar]

Maybe Becky was carrying her but you can't deny that TLC and Cage match with Becky were pretty awesome

 

[Grievous 3D]

Maybe Becky was carrying her but you can't deny that TLC and Cage match with Becky were pretty awesome

Honestly...looking back on them...they were okay.

Mainly because they did protect Becky in defeat...
BUT I was hoping Alexa would have improved since
then...but the truth is she hasn't.

She is a 5x Women's Champion...and she hasn't even
had 5 decent matches.

 

[Unbesiegbar]

Honestly...looking back on them...they were okay.

Mainly because they did protect Becky in defeat...
BUT I was hoping Alexa would have improved since
then...but the truth is she hasn't.

She is a 5x Women's Champion...and she hasn't even
had 5 decent matches.

I have to agree Bliss on Raw was not a very good move imo. Almost as bad as Miz putting over Shane

 

[Grievous 3D]

I have to agree Bliss on Raw was not a very good move imo.

Especially considering she was booked as a "chicken
shit" heel that was defeating everybody CLEAN. I mean
that kind of booking is how you kill an entire division.

Almost as bad as Miz putting over Shane

ANYONE putting Shane McMahon over is a pathetic joke.

 

[Redboy123@]

Bayley going to retain dude

 

[Grievous 3D]

Bayley going to retain dude

Yeah...

We shall see.

 

[Village Idiot]

if Alexa wins i just hope After her they give it to a Brand New Champion instead of one of the one's who have held it before..
Otherwise it Gets Boring...

 

[Snowman1]

I like Alexa, she's a decent worker, pretty good promo. And really cute BUT WWE needs to stop overpushing her. What they did to Bayley was unnecessary humiliating, I mean she ended Charlotte's pay per view streak and defended her win at Wrestlemania to lose to Bliss in a feud that made everyone look bad. Bliss and Becky on Smackdown I thought was a great feud. Bliss was a perfect coward heel with Mickey and La Luchadora. Now even Mickey is a jobber

Strangely when that feud on SDL was happening, Alexa's wrestling suited the character. It felt like she naturally had to cheat because of how badly she was getting outwrestled.

That sold me on SDL, after a year of "Waaah, Authority, I don't wanna be in matches...*bell rings* *J&J security* *Seth forced into ring* *Phoenix splash* *combo offense* *high impact dives*

 

[Grievous 3D]

Strangely when that feud on SDL was happening, Alexa's wrestling suited the character. It felt like she naturally had to cheat because of how badly she was getting outwrestled.

Yep...and then they moved her to RAW & had her pinning everyone
clean after a simple DDT. I'm actually still angry at the WWE for how
her push has effected basically every other woman on the roster.

Even Ronda Rousey had to go 10 minutes with Alexa Bliss, selling
for her limp ass moves & that made Ronda look terribly weak...which
was just complete & utter shite.

Say what you want about Roman Reigns...and I've said a lot...but the
guy can work a match...and with the right opponent he CAN look like
one of the best in the world. *Cough* A.J Styles *Cough*




This guy sums up Alexa Bliss perfectly.

 

[Redboy123@]

Yeah...

We shall see.

Seems highly unlikely that bliss wins