WWE planning 'edgier' storylines?

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Whatevs, bro. Tits are tits
No, a bad ratio is a bad ratio. Having a large rack and small a** ratio is beyond disgusting
A natural body always has a balanced a** to rack ratio. The rack should never exceed the a** measurement.

This is why I prefer Brie over Nikki. Lita was the only chick who could pull off implants. Her bust never exceeded the a**.
 
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inb4RybackandCurtisAxelbecomegaylovers.

In all seriousness, it's sad that "minor" adult language and girls kissing one another is what passes as "edgy" in this day and age. And while hearing that they're going the edgier route is pleasing, I won't be getting too excited just yet until I see what kind of content they actually churn out. If it's terrible angles like Al Wilson and Katie Vick, then fuck it.


I also question how far they can really go before they realize that having to continuously apologize to their butt-hurt sponsors just isn't worth the trouble anymore. GLAAD demanded an apology from WWE two years ago just because Cena questioned Rock's manhood during their WM28 build. Lana made one brief mention of the Malaysian flight incident and WWE were forced to ignore that what she said was in any way referencing the tragedy (which was an obvious lie on their part.)
 

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No, a bad ratio is a bad ratio. Having a large rack and small a** ratio is beyond disgusting
A natural body always has a balanced a** to rack ratio. The rack should never exceed the a** measurement.

This is why I prefer Brie over Nikki. Lita was the only chick who could pull off implants. Her bust never exceeded the a**.

This is why I prefer Brie as more of a girl you'd be in a relationship with, and Nikki as more of a casual sex type.
But, whatevs, moving on... This thread's already been derailed, as soon as we mentioned the Bellas. lol
 
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This is why I prefer Brie as more of a girl you'd be in a relationship with, and Nikki as more of a casual sex type.
But, whatevs, moving on... This thread's already beend derailed, as soon as we mentioned the Bellas. lol
Rack this post. You are fast becoming one of my favorite posters because of posts like that.
You get it. Grocery chick hot >>> Famous hot. Every. Single. Time.

I get flamed for this, but you cats can have Stephanie McMahon because the girl working the register at your local grocery is hotter than Steph.
 

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Rack this post. You are fast becoming one of my favorite posters because of posts like that.
You get it. Grocery chick hot >>> Famous hot. Every. Single. Time.

I get flamed for this, but you cats can have Stephanie McMahon because the girl working the register at your local grocery is hotter than Steph.

I've always thought this, too. Most of the Hollywood "bombshells" (Angeline Jolie, Megan Fox, etc.) don't really do anything for me other than a one-time wank, and some of them aren't even worth that. It's probably one of the primary reasons I'd take an AJ over someone like a Trish Stratus or a Torrie Wilson.
 
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I've always thought this, too. Most of the Hollywood "bombshells" (Angeline Jolie, Megan Fox, etc.) don't really do anything for me other than a one-time wank, and some of them aren't even worth that. It's probably one of the primary reasons I'd take an AJ over someone like a Trish Stratus or a Torrie Wilson.

Yup, same here. I'd gladly have Kim Kardashian as 'a one time wank' as you've just pointed out, but would choose, for an example, a girl like Keira Knightley to have a relationship with...
 

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I've always thought this, too. Most of the Hollywood "bombshells" (Angeline Jolie, Megan Fox, etc.) don't really do anything for me other than a one-time wank, and some of them aren't even worth that. It's probably one of the primary reasons I'd take an AJ over someone like a Trish Stratus or a Torrie Wilson.
Smart post. Trish isn't hot in any sense. She's very average and wouldn't make my penis move at all.
AJ, though not really attractive, strikes me as the type you could have conversations with in old age. She'd still be interesting to be around, unlike 'hotter' prospects.
Torrie is hot, but probably dumber than a rock.

I'm partial to Lita but Katie Lea Burchill is a perfect example of grocery store hot
 

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Yup, same here. I'd gladly have Kim Kardashian as 'a one time wank' as you've just pointed out, but would choose, for an example, a girl like Keira Knightley to have a relationship with...
I've heard chicks have the same conversations.
Daniel Bryan is husband material. He's the type to get a dog with and have a white picket fence. (Their consensus, not mine.)
 

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I've heard chicks have the same conversations.
Daniel Bryan is husband material. He's the type to get a dog with and have a white picket fence. (Their consensus, not mine.)

Of course they do. I think the actual themes of their conversations are pretty much similar to ours, even though they may not admit it, lol

I love how this thread's become the 'Total Randomness' thread, I've created one, btw... Sucks it's become irrelevant.
 

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Yup, same here. I'd gladly have Kim Kardashian as 'a one time wank' as you've just pointed out, but would choose, for an example, a girl like Keira Knightley to have a relationship with...

I think the only Hollywood chick that I'd ever really had a 'thing' for is Scarlett Johansson. I've always more of a thing for the B-actresses and whatnot.
 

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I think the only Hollywood chick that I'd ever really had a 'thing' for is Scarlett Johansson. I've always more of a thing for the B-actresses and whatnot.

Oh, yeah. *says it in a Randy Savage voice* - Scarlett's super hot.

- Yeah, man. That's cool. Everyone's entitled to their own 'thing', their own opinion, and that's the beauty of it.
 

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Looking at the GIF that was deleted, it shouldn't have been deleted. If you look carefully she's wearing a clear thong, so technically it wasn't her bare ass. Still fappable though :ksi:
 

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Rosa Mendes is ugly as all fuck. This is one beat ass mug

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