Aids is leaving let's party thread (also RAW discussion)

[Aids Johnson]

anyway with Ryder and You-Know-Who apparently coming back, we all know who the real star of this show is.

Screw your jobbers and muscly dudes, not just anyone can have a 30 second cameo and steal the show and your heart in one fell swoop. Emma > all, Emma > Life, Emma = Love.

I'd eat enough pills to kill myself and fuck summer before i had a go at emma and was allowed to keep on living.

I've woken up to plenty of women more attractive, and still would bail out a 2nd story window to get away.

 

[Snowman1]

I HAVENT DRANK IN A FUCKING WEEK AND A HALF! Fuck I dont use it to brag but ffs people are dickbags about this shit.

That being said are your legs open to a visit this summer?

"Hey baby, I'm not drunk but I'll still happily hit on this chick right in front of her boyfriend." Some smooth operator you are. Now back the hell off unless you want your face looking like ground sausage. :tough:

 

[Aids Johnson]

Also fuck you both, i'll do this shit solo. Go to sleep, you both remember your mothers are the reasons they call it the dirty south.

Woo Woo Woo, You know it.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Hey baby, I'm not drunk but I'll still happily hit on this chick right in front of her boyfriend. Some smooth operator you are. Now back the hell off unless you want your face looking like ground sausage. :tough:

I talked more than enough shit. Goodnight brother, just make sure you watch Ryder on Raw before we talk again.

WOOO WOO WOO!

 

[Snowman1]

Yeah you better know when to turn down a losing battle. :tough:

Brother.

Walk away and don't even think about fighting another day.

 

[Snowman1]

Tag me when Ambrose is on.

 

[Aids Johnson]

"Hey baby, I'm not drunk but I'll still happily hit on this chick right in front of her boyfriend." Some smooth operator you are. Now back the hell off unless you want your face looking like ground sausage. :tough:

Oh shit you finally sealed the deal!?

Congrats dude, you and @GrammarNazi82. We all knew it was a matter of time but I have no idea. I don't know which one is luckier, Rainman is quite the damn catch regardless. Looks like i'm going to have to aim to be certified as a pastor sooner than I thought.

Seriously I didnt know, but I did know it would happen, you two are the shit. Congrats.

 

[Aids Johnson]

LMFAO ILY.

 

[Rogue]

Me stalking you, only the pipe is a dildo.

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Ratings thrown out to appease everybody. :win:

If you wait till tomorrow evening, lemme' know, Aids. Otherwise, I'll definitely enjoy reading this shit later today.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I can't buddy but i'd bet money i'd be down again later today.

So now that you're with GN and you both are out of my picture, is your mother on the table? She mic'd up bro and I could learn to be a vol's fan. I mean the Badgers will still be better.

 

[Snowman1]

We should wait until tomorrow night, for maximum pleasure. :gusta:

 

[Aids Johnson]

your mom is gonna be in the LD tomorrow? Count me in.

 

[Rogue]

Tyrant is on tomorrow though.:downer:

 

[Snowman1]

Me stalking you, only the pipe is a dildo.

Three nerds on a wrestling forum and one beautiful woman walk into a thread. One guy is chasing after the second guy with a dildo, the second guy is begging for the third to fuck himself, while the third keeps hitting on the second one's mom which hasn't paid off for him yet but he won't give up.

Meanwhile here's GN82 in the corner, just hoping Shadow drops the dildo at this point.