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monkeystyle

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Have your say regarding Monkeystyle's love life...

Because I've fucked things up enough so surely you people can't do any worse.

Lemme 'splain.

On Sunday, Monday, Tuesday I had dates with 3 different girls. Now, because of the way I am, I'm only going to ask out one of them for a 2nd date, but I can't choose, so you people can.

Girl #1:

Short, blonde, cute. Great smile. A little thicker, but that's all good, I dislike twigs as it is. Anyway, she's a nurse, seems pretty smart and she thinks I'm charming as hell (What?)

Girl #2:

Short, dark hair, exotic beauty (half pakistani), smart as hell, classy, fun to talk to. We spent the entire date sitting on a bench by the river just talking. I had a great time.

Girl #3:

Still short, red hair, a massive set of triple D's (this is why I'm letting you people choose, if I choose, I choose the boobies), 18 peircings not so smart though. Not that she's dumb, but I would prefer a girl on my intellectual level I think. Still fun to talk to though. Also, she came over and almost immediately snuggled up so she's affectionate, but i dunno if that is a good or bad thing so early.

So yeah. I can't choose for the life of me. So you do it.
 

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I voted girl 1 cuz she reminded me of my girl, she seems well rounded, pretty smart, finds you charming, looks, and whatnot she seems like a safe bet.
 

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If all you want is to boink her... Go for teh big boobs. Otherwise, I would go with number 2 she seems to be the better PERSON of the three.
 

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If all you want is to boink her... Go for teh big boobs. Otherwise, I would go with number 2 she seems to be the better PERSON of the three.

If I was just looking to get laid, I would've put the moves on Girl #3 while she wa slying beside me in bed.

But I didn't.

Which brings me to yet another question, what the hell is wrong with me? lol.

Don't answer that, I know what the hell is wrong with me.
 

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I would choose #1 since I love blonds and dont give a damn about them being smart (the ditzy type girls are what gets me), but #2 seems like the best choice out of the three.
 

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Wait a minute arent you engaged?

Wait a minute monkeystyle didnt you get a girl pregnant, now your moving on?
 

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I picked #2. Your description is almost dead on the girl I'm trying to get with now.


How's that working out btw? What happened with the old gf?

And yeah, the more I think about it, the more I think I'm going to call #2

#3 really the only interest I had was the DDD's and finding out where the 18 peircings were.

#1 is nice, but I dunno. Still taking that under consideration
 

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I picked #1 cuz, from what you said, she seemed really interested in you.

#2 was there to talk to you, but you didn't elaborate on whether she also was into the conversation

#3...I would also go with boobs...I like them, I love to squeeze them and lick them....anyway, the whole immediately snuggling thing might mean she's obsessive...and you don't want that.
 

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Oh so your gonna have a son you never see? That sucks, unless she got an abortion.
 

This Guy

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The male pig in me says 3 for the same reasons as you, to discover the piercings. But if your looking for long term, #3 sounds a bit on the slutty side, which is not usually good long term.

I'd personally go with #1, but I think #1 fits you better.
 

the dark knight

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i like big tits but screw it. u should ask urself those Qs

1)who do u think loves u the most and willing to be faithfull?

2)how much fun she is?

3)could her flaws make u break up one day?

i was going to ask this Q earlier but i prefered not 2 .

as some of u can tell, i'm not active as b4 for a couple of days cuz there was 3 girls who wanted me to be their boyfriend. but i chose the one who loved me the most and 4got about the other things :( i just broke up last night :(. most important aspect to me now isnt just how much love but, how long will this go.... i knew that some day i'm goin to make a big fight ( we always argue ) but everytime i just skip and 4get.

anyway, i chose number 2. if she just finds u charming then shes perfect imo.