Keep Eva Marie out of that ring my god

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I think Eva Marie should strip AJ of the title and strip her down naked. Then everyone can spank her butt, and all the men can like spit on her and ejaculate on her exposed butt. Kind of like a circle jerk, but not a circle, just Vince McMahon moderating a huge queue of guys waiting to bust a nut on her. To speed things up, tag teams get to ejaculate simultaneously.

Darren Young is excused from this angle.

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Yeah it was really fucked up. I think the worst part of that whole post is people spitting on her lol. I don't even know why. What is it with porn nowadays and all of that degrading shit? They're always slapping girls and spitting and shit.

Gotta keep it real with 1980's porn. The chicks have huge bushes, sure, but hey at least it's just straight up boning.
 

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Yeah it was really fucked up. I think the worst part of that whole post is people spitting on her lol. I don't even know why. What is it with porn nowadays and all of that degrading shit? They're always slapping girls and spitting and shit.

Gotta keep it real with 1980's porn. The chicks have huge bushes, sure, but hey at least it's just straight up boning.

I think it's interesting as fuck. It adds more excitement, it's a GTA setting. 1 star? Time for a spanking. 2 stars? Time for the paddle! 3! time to get the whip! 4 stars??? Better kiss my boots and forget not being cuffed. 5 stars? Time for some publicity. Made it to 6 stars? Time to get bounded in public and whipped and banged by random strangers.
 

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I think it's interesting as fuck. It adds more excitement, it's a GTA setting. 1 star? Time for a spanking. 2 stars? Time for the paddle! 3! time to get the whip! 4 stars??? Better kiss my boots and forget not being cuffed. 5 stars? Time for some publicity. Made it to 6 stars? Time to get bounded in public and whipped and banged by random strangers.


Well the whole thing in porn is that it's one-sided. It's one thing if you're with a partner and this is the shit you both get off on. Get kinky, fuckin' have fun and do what gets both of your rocks off. In porn it's designed to be a completely terrible experience for the woman in a lot of that shit.
 

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Well the whole thing in porn is that it's one-sided. It's one thing if you're with a partner and this is the shit you both get off on. Get kinky, fuckin' have fun and do what gets both of your rocks off. In porn it's designed to be a completely terrible experience for the woman in a lot of that shit.

I kinda prefer femdom really....it's always interesting to see the woman in charge, and most of the time they are much more brutal.

You know what really freaks me out? People getting turned on by getting kicked in the balls. I just....why.....I try to avoid that kinda shit, and there's people that like it. :mog:
 
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I kinda prefer femdom really....it's always interesting to see the woman in charge, and most of the time they are much more brutal.

You know what really freaks me out? People getting turned on by getting kicked in the balls. I just....why.....I try to avoid that kinda shit, and there's people that like it. :mog:


Oh yeah. There's people that are way beyond my fetish level. When you begin enjoying that, I think Coulson walks into the room and says "WELCOME TO LEVEL 7!"
 
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Oh yeah. There's people that are way beyond my fetish level. When you begin enjoying that, I think Coulson walks into the room and says "WELCOME TO LEVEL 7!"

That is way to far for me.
Tie me up? Sure
Spank me? Fuck yeah
Whip me? Well my ancestors took it, I can too.
Lick your boots? Well those are pretty boots.
*sees them about to kick my balls* WOAH WOAH!! Take it easy now, no need for that.
 
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Easily the worst debut/performance ive seen in a while. Take someone like Khali, hes tall, we all know he's not going for moonsaults.. But Eva? Mog i would have done it better (and ive never been in a ring, but dat backyard wrestling with my bro? LEGEND--ARY)
 

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Easily the worst debut/performance ive seen in a while. Take someone like Khali, hes tall, we all know he's not going for moonsaults.. But Eva? Mog i would have done it better (and ive never been in a ring, but dat backyard wrestling with my bro? LEGEND--ARY)


It was a bad Debut, but give her a chance to get better, don't think she's really understood what being a wrestler is about.
 

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Worst Diva in a long time
 

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I'll end the debate. Eve Torres>

Or AJ Lee, Gail Kim,... There are so many better divas than Barbie and hotter than Eva Marie
 

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LOL. That's great. Totally would have assumed the same thing, that's surely the only reason she'd already be in the ring.

Was wondering what they're thinking with this woman. "Hey, lets debut this red-headed chick, immediately throw her on Total Divas and prove she's such an unlikable bitch, then turn her face because she's on Total Divas!" Geez-lawweze, sure they never used much thought on the Divas' division but the current division is a mess by it's standards.

Dear WWE: You have a ton of fine female talent down on NXT. Please never ever ever call them up.