KIF's Matchmakin' thread

[Kiffy Lube]

I will find you a significant other on this site regardless if you want it or not.

I will not take sexuality or age into question because your soulmate could be anyone or anythin'. Let's get this started right.

@Kairi HoHo would you like to start datin' @V-Trigger ? You two will be happy forever, I promise.

 

[O-Blaze]

10/10 thread.

 

[Chris]

Bro I thought this was a fuckin' fantasy wrestling matchmaking thread I'm so fucking dead

But anyway, do me

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Naw but I wanna see Walter v.s Samoa Joe at some point.

Chris, I would set ya up with The EC but you two are more already like best friends with missed connections. So I think you @Gambitto would make for a lovely couple.

 

[Kairi HoHo]

Who's to say we haven't banged already?

V-Trigger and I banging over Puro I can see this happening.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I knew you two would be very happy together, glad to hear I just predicted the past.

 

[Roy Mustang]

 

[Hoss]

Are we really best friends @Chris ?

 

[Chris]

Are we really best friends @Chris ?

We could have been but your bitchass never told me we were living in the same small ass town for over 4 years so I had to watch wrestling by myself

 

[Kiffy Lube]

With an influx of new members, it's time to set up more people with their future.

@Doom and @Jimmy King should hook up ASAP.

@Grim and @V.Sky would be adorable.

@DammitC and @Wang Chung love is in the air.

 

[Barry Poppins]

I agree with that pairing.

 

[Lady Redfield]

That just made Wang Chung a pedo.

 

[Barry Poppins]

Wang, what do you have to say for yourself?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Alright, time to awkwardly set up random folks together once again.

@Tinfoil Hat & @Merry Blissmas

@Sir Linko & @Holy Foley

@Raidokken & @Boombox Brock

To the future of everlastin' happiness that has been bestowed upon each of you. Merry Christmas, love birds.

 

[Tinfoil Hat]

So you set me up with someone that you set someone else up with before? Did it not work out or does this person get around? I'm not complaining I'm just wondering how good my odds are if this person is really easy or something.