Smarks Watch: The James Bond Franchise

[Chris]

I saw a spider in my room earlier smh I ain't gonna be able to sleep tonight

 

[Barry Poppins]

I HATE spiders. Fucking hairy bastards...

 

[Chris]

I love how that's like the most terrified Bond was of anything in any of his movies tbh

 

[Switchblake]

That’s so me. I’m slamming that thing over and over until I’m satisfied it’s dead. Then the arson. Also, killing whomever let that thing in.

 

[Switchblake]

She wasn’t listening. She was preparing for surprise fellatio.

 

[Chris]

Bruh we're only 45 minutes in It feels like so much has happened

 

[Barry Poppins]

She wasn’t listening. She was preparing for surprise fellatio.

SUH PRISE BUTT SEX

 

[Barry Poppins]

Bruh we're only 45 minutes in It feels like so much has happened

Just wait for OHMSS.

 

[Switchblake]

SUH PRISE BUTT SEX

That’s if she’s been a good girl.

 

[Switchblake]

Bruh we're only 45 minutes in It feels like so much has happened

Right? So good at not dragging.

 

[Barry Poppins]

That’s if she’s been a good girl.

She been a very good girl.

 

[Switchblake]

You gotta love them posh British accents.

 

[Chris]

Just wait for OHMSS.

I'm actually really excited to watch that one with a fresh perspective bc I remember being down on it at first bc it wasn't Connery, but then it blew me away so I'll probably like it even more this time

 

[Barry Poppins]

"Mr. Bond. Please come to this secluded area. It's totally safe."

 

[Switchblake]

I certainly didn’t care for it so who knows upon second watch.