Fuck the World Results

[Professor Booty]

Fuck the World results and notes from Sam Roberts

- opening match Midnight Express defeated the Fantastics in 19 minutes. The ref was distracted by Stan Lane and Jim Cornette when Chris Candido came out and took out Rogers and hit Fulton with Cornette’s tennis racket then Eaton hit the Alabama Jam for the win. Still TV Tag Champs The Midnight Express.
- After the match we go out back and see the King’s Court Magnus & Bram going into Rockstar Spud’s office
- Next up the Allied Forces lost to the Axis of Evil in a first blood match. Swagger was dominating Hassan when Ivan came in and hit him with a cheap shot…Nikita then removed any doubt of his allegiance when he took out his uncle with a Russian Sickle…Swagger grabbed a chair and was about to destroy Hassan with it when Ludvig Borga hit the ring and took him out Nikita grappled with him on the outside when Daivari joined Borga and they took down Koloff. Ivan and Hassan are double teaming Swagger but he grabs the chair and takes them both out but neither bleed and he goes for his next move when….

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Swagger runs out of the ring to attack him they brawl but the numbers are to
Much and both Nikita and Swagger are thrown into the ring and Hassan takes
The American flag and snaps the pole in half and open Swagger up with half
of the pole.
- In our next contest The King’s Court defeat the KO Kings in 18 minutes when Bram has Hero in a full nelson and Spud comes down and calls for the bell to be rung and says that Hero clearly submitted. The KO King’s are furious and the KC and Spud run off laughing. Macho King is on the jumbotron and says he looks forward to Wade and Hero serving him and wonder what their new name will be…DIG IT…OH YEAAH..
- The 6 Man tag championship is defended next and the SBF defeat the ANP and Shelton Benjamin when Myers hits Taste of Pain on Titus O’Neil and Shelton goes to break it up but doesn’t make it in time. The SBF do their usual jumping high five celebration and go running into the crowd to celebrate. In the ring Titus and King blame Shelton for the loss and then attack him they have Shelton down when Charlie Haas comes from the crowd and he and Benjamin chase off ANP.
- Spud finally defends his belt against a worthy opponent in Enzo Amore. Enzo defeats Spud in 13 minutes with the Realest Cutter in the Room. Magnus & Bram came down to ringside but were met by a double clothesline from Big Cass. They then got the upper hand until the KO Kings came down and cleared them out. At that point Enzo handled Spud easily. Winner and new Lightheavy Weight Champ Enzo Amore. The Cat’s music then hit and he came out and congratulated Enzo. He then told Spud do to his abuse of power he is suspended until further notice. Spud throws a fit but knows better then to antagonize the Cat and leaves the ring dejected.
- As the Cat was leaving the ring he is blindsided by Bad News Brown who is putting the boots to the Cat when The KO King’s grab him and throw him outside..he is pissed off and as he walks down the street picks up a trash can and throws it on a homeless man who is sleeping..the man gets up to confront Brown but is hit with a ghetto blaster before he has a chance to even speak.
- The cage is lowered down over the ring as Ambrose and Pillman get ready to fight for the TV Title. The match goes on for 23 minutes and the men end up all over the place and at one point are on top of the cage. Snitsky and TJP end up on top of the cage as well and Ambrose gives Snitsky a dirty deeds on the cage and they end up falling through to the ring…Snitsy is out cold and Ambrose is bloody but laughing…TJP jumps down on top of Ambrose but is caught in midair and throw into the cage. Pillman comes down and tries to hit Ambrose with Air Pillman but Amrose shows his versatility and hits a cutter in mid air and pins Pillman to become the new DFWA TV Champion…
- DX vs The Steamdogs has to follow up that and doesn’t disappoint. This match lasted 21 minutes. Steamdogs were down early when after 10 minutes the newest member of DX made himself known…

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comes out and attacks JYD while the ref is busy and takes JYD’s chain and drags him to the back with it. Beth also gets involved when she takes off Dynamite’s head with a steal chair followed by a Buff Blockbuster on the outside. Davey and Steamboat fight valiantly but Davey is hit with a triple superkick and pinned. After the match Steamboat is put through the Flemish Announce Table when HBK drops a flying elbow on him. Mack comes back out hands bloody as Steamboat and Dyamite are carted off on stretchers with Davey Boy being helped back by offcials. DX celebrates and taunts the crowd as they rain garbage on them. Storm and Mack shares some beers as Buff and HBK pose. Beth looks stoic and Harris hits on the only female fan not booing them.
- Main Event time as Sheamus challenges the Macho King for the title. Regal accompanies Sheamus to the ring. Sheamus seems rather sluggish in this match and is def not his usual ball of fire. The match ends when Queen Madison trips Sheamus and The King pins him cleanly. Regal seems very upset and shows genuine concern for Sheamus as he is not sure what is wrong with him. The match lasted 17 minutes.
- The next PPV is announced and it will be a two day event

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[Postman Dave]

Before I even get to the show, FUCKING LOVE THAT PPV POSTER.

 

[Professor Booty]

Before I even get to the show, FUCKING LOVE THAT PPV POSTER.

Thanks buddy

 

[Jimmy King]

Great show as usual sir.

Each match delivered, especially the Pillman/Ambrose match with all of the outside shenanigans going on.