Me: "I'm proudly Straight Edge."
Prescription Allergy Medication I'm taking As Instructed By A Licensed Medical Professional: "Your body hates you, you're going to get addicted, and get every side effect
"
Me: "Aw fuck."
Prescription Allergy Medication I'm taking As Instructed By A Licensed Medical Professional: "Oh, and withdrawal symptoms
"
Me: *Dying*