Z! True Long Island Story

[Luke Flywalker]

[video=youtube;iOVPk0qDwsY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVPk0qDwsY[/video]

Why is this thread not stickied yet?


Ryder is the man! He's getting Raw time, with Cena... and he's got signs filling all the crowds! How much longer can Vince deny this guy? They need to have Ryder and Hawkins come in and just take the belts and go through every possible tag team the WWE can throw their way, have 'em split on mutual terms and go dominate separate brands and have it culminate at Wrestlemania XXX with a WWE Championship/World Heavyweight Championship Unification match!

RYDER! RYDER! RYDER! RYDER!

 

[Rell]

his antics haven't gone unrecognized, and his role will be increased in the coming months (according to dirtsheets)

broskis rejoice

 

[...god...]

are you serious bro?

 

[...god...]

They shoulda brought in the Big O to be his enforcer, his Tomko, and propelled him straight to the US or IC title. Fuck Curt Hawkins. But I guess they can still do the former.

 

[...god...]

3:39-3:44, probably the most epic 5 seconds ever.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

his antics haven't gone unrecognized, and his role will be increased in the coming months (according to dirtsheets)

broskis rejoice

Forgive me for not having much confidence in dirtsheets. We've seen some guys get Future Endeavored who were seemingly in line for a push before... not saying he's on his way out, but there's no way it took all of this for the people who actually know him to take notice. I hope they're right though.

They shoulda brought in the Big O to be his enforcer, his Tomko, and propelled him straight to the US or IC title. Fuck Curt Hawkins. But I guess they can still do the former.

I agree about the Big O... this cameo was hilarious, lmao!

 

[PeepShow]

Not nearly as funny as his others.

 

[PeepShow]

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Ok, now this is funny as shit. Making fun of the fat kid's entry by actually making it the winner made me legit LOL. Also the "Know Your BRO" game was hilarious. "BROgaine was a nice answer though." :lmmmao:

 

[...god...]

MIRACLE-BRO! gahahaha. So fucking stupid, this guy has signs everywhere but still is on shit Superstars. Fuck you Vince.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

Brohio!

"That's not true!!!"

 

[Axis]

Best broski of the week ever.

Seriously though, the Zack Pack would be a pretty great midcard stable. Zack Ryder with Curt Hawkins and Primo as his backup. Throw him a diva for kicks.

 

[...god...]

I'd rather just Zack Ryder w/ DA BIG O as his enforcer, Christian/Tomko all over again.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

I'd rather just Zack Ryder w/ DA BIG O as his enforcer, Christian/Tomko all over again.

Big O > Tomko. Tomko wouldn't play along with Christian's shenanigans.

Christian: "Tomko! Gimme a beat!"
Tomko: *perplexed look* NO!


It would have been amazing if Tomko would have beatboxed, even if it was shitty. At least Big O has a catchphrase.

 

[...god...]

GET OUTTA MY O-ZONE, ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

 

[Airfixx]

Throw him a diva for kicks.

They should never have split him from Rosa....

Anyone else recall his time on ECW when he was hanging with Rosa and she kept inteupting him during matches to let him know he'd got a text message? LOL

(She hasn't done a damn thing since, afterall.)