I got a little promo-happy in this one, lol. I might start doing little WWR Today segments to ease the promo-heaviness of the following show.
I'm also considering, since we're all so busy this time of year, to update one week, review the next week, rinse and repeat. This'd allow me to actually return your reviews, lol. We'll see.
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Gail Kim’s music starts, and Gail Kim makes her way to the ring, Traci Brooks along side.
Gail: Ok, really, what did you think was going to happen? I’m the only one on this roster who has EVER beaten Awesome Kong straight up, without help, so what made you people think that Beth Phoenix would be able to take me? Oh sure, she may have gotten a few lucky hits, acting like the animal she is, but when it comes right down to it, what matters in this ring is intelligence. Awesome Kong, Beth Phoenix, the only thing those two have going for them is an overdeveloped gland that’ll just end up killing them one day. Me, I come to this ring and I beat anyone who gets in my way, because I’m the better wrestler. So, Beth Phoenix, I beat you. It’s over, you are NOT-
Beth Phoenix’s music hits, and Beth makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Salinas.
Beth: You want to take this, or should I?
Salinas: Muestran que perra que es la jefe.
Some of the audience applauds this.
Beth: Nice. So, Gail, you beat me? Is that what you think? <smirks> The way I remember it, you only won that match because I wasn’t able to roll your broken, silicon-stuffed body into this ring in time. You can flaunt that belt around all you want, because everyone in this audience and everyone watching at home knows that the REAL champion of WWR is-
Gail: <backhands Beth> You shut your damn mouth!
Beth: <pauses, then smirks>
Gail: Beth, sugarcoat it all you want, but the fact of the matter is that the bell rang, and my hand was raised. You challenged me, and to nobody’s great surprised, you failed! And as WWR Champion, I’m telling you right now that you will NEVER get another shot at this belt while I’m holding it! I may have been forced to wrestle Awesome Kong at every pay per view for a year in TNA, but we’re not doing that BS here! You had your match, and you lost!
“Let’s see what you got!”
A remix of Biggest Letdown starts, and Elvira steps onto the entrance ramp. Elvira is wearing an Elvira: Mistress of the Dark costume.
Elvira: Woah, woah, hold the phones, everyone. <pauses> …what? It’s Halloween, get into it! Anyway, Gail, I’m sorry, you don’t get to decide who challenges you for the title. Now, I admit that I often let the Revolutionary Champions pick their own stipulations, but that’s just because their insanely violent ideas amuse me. So Beth, I’m going to give you another shot, but it… it will be one on one, but it won’t. Since you two are so eager to form little posses against each other, at our next Pay Per View, the title is going to be on the line in WWR’s first ever Queens of Extreme competition! <looks to the left> How does this work, Elvira? <looks to the right> Well, I’ll tell you! <looks to the ring> Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim? The two of you will recruit four other wrestlers. I’m going to assume Salinas and Traci are already on board, so three more each. At our next pay per view, all five members of each team will have a one on one match with a member of the other team. At the end of it, whichever team has the most overall wins, the leader of that team becomes new WWR World Champion!
Beth looks surprised, while Gail is outraged.
Gail: So I can pin Beth and still lose my title?!
Elvira: Hey, Beth beat you and didn’t win it, I call that a fair trade. Now, hurry up and pick those teams! There’s no real incentive for anyone to help either of you, so you’d better work on your people skills or something. Ha, this should be good for a laugh! And it's... <looks right at the camera> an Elvira Original. Ha!
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Sara Del Rey is walking down the halls. Melina comes walking down the hall in front of her, and the two stop face to face.
Melina: …look, I don’t give a damn about you. <mocks> “Ooohhh I’m from Shimmer, I reflect sunlight.” Good for you. My problem is with Elvira. I’m taking that bitch out. I did it once already, and this time, it’s for good. If you want to be an errand lapdog again, I’ll do the same to you. So do yourself a favor and just stay the hell out of this from now on.
Melina pushes Sara aside and walks off. Sara puts her hands on her hips and watches Melina go.
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Velvet Sky watches from outside.
One Fall Match
Angelina Love vs. Serena Deeb
Angelina and Serena circle. They lock up. Angelina breaks the hold by wrenching Serena’s arm. Angelina runs Serena to the ropes and goes for a springboard arm drag, but Serena holds her ground. Angelina just barely lands on her feet, and Serena wrenches Angelina’s arm. Serena strafes in front of Angelina and hits an over the shoulder arm drag. Angelina lands seated, Serena still holding her arm. Serena transitions into a hammerlock, and yanks Angelina up by her arm. Angelina screams, and eventually spins out of it. Serena kicks Angelina’s gut, bending her over and breaking the hold. Serena runs to the ropes, bounces off, and goes to kick Angelina’s face, but Angelina quickly stands upright. Serena continues on, turning her back to Angelina. Angelina grabs Serena’s hair and yanks her down with a rear mat slam. Serena quickly sits up, holding the back of her head, and Angelina kicks Serena’s back. Serena screams, holding her back and falling to her side. Angelina rolls Serena over and covers for one.
Angelina stands over Serena, yelling at her and slapping her. Serena grabs Angelina and headbutts her away. Serena gets up, and Velvet jumps to the apron behind her. Velvet yells at Serena. Serena turns around, and Velvet quickly backs off. Serena turns back to Angelina, and Angelina is there to hit her with an elbow. Angelina chops Serena up to the ropes, then whips her across the ring. Serena bounces off the ropes, charges, and runs into a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Serena hits the mat and rolls to the corner. Angelina gets up and yells at the crowd, then advances on Serena. Angelina grabs Serena, yanks her up, and begins choking her against the corner. The ref counts to 4, and Angelina lets go. Serena stumbles away. Angelina runs past her, bounces off the far ropes, charges, and hits Serena with a spinning wheel kick. Serena goes down hard, and Angelina covers for two.
Angelina gets up and walks over to Velvet, who begins shouting advice. Serena starts to get up. Angelina turns back to Serena and charges. Serena hits a drop toe hold, knocking Angelina into the turnbuckles. Serena quickly gets up. Angelina turns around. Serena grabs Angelina’s head and yanks her into a hard knee to the chest. Angelina falls back against the corner. Serena grabs Angelina, yanks her away, and sends her across the ring with a belly to belly suplex. Serena springs up, beckons Angelina to stand, then charges and drops her with a clothesline. Angelina quickly stands, and runs into another clothesline. She stands once more, and again is dropped by Serena. Serena runs and jumps to the second turnbuckle. Angelina gets up, stumbles towards Serena, and Serena dives off and hits a flying clothesline. Angelina hits the mat, and Serena covers for two.
Serena gets up and screams in victory, getting the crowd into it. Serena grabs Angelina and yanks her up, and Angelina rakes her eyes. Serena stumbles back. Angelina runs and goes for a kick. Serena catches Angelina’s leg. Angelina goes for an enzuigiri, but Serena ducks. Angelina lands on her stomach. Serena tries to grab Angelina’s legs, but Angelina quickly flips onto her back and kicks Serena away. Angelina gets up, rushes Serena, and runs into a hard kick to the gut. Angelina bends over from the shot. Serena runs to the ropes, bounces off, charges, and kicks Angelina hard in the face. Angelina is knocked upright and falls on her back. Serena covers and gets two.
Serena gets up and shows off for the crowd. Angelina slowly begins to drag herself to her feet. Serena waits, then runs past her to bounce off the far ropes. Velvet grabs Serena’s legs, tripping her. Serena falls on her stomach, spins around to face Velvet, and Velvet quickly backs away. Serena stands up and yells at her, then turns around and is hit by a bicycle kick from Angelina. Angelina covers and gets the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!
The ref motions for Angelina to stay away, and proceeds to help Serena out of the ring. Angelina grabs a microphone.
Angelina: …say, Velvet, I have a question.
Velvet: Really? Well go ahead, I have an answer!
Angelina: Why thank you! Ya see, I was just wondering… who here beat Awesome Kong at Unrelenting?
Velvet: Hmm… I think… you did!
Angelina: Ooohh, right, right! But I forget… who beat Christy Hemme at Unrelenting?
Velvet: Oh geez, that’s a harder one… was it… you did!
Angelina: Right! I remember! But this one was keeping me up all night… who beat Jacqueline at Unrelenting?
Velvet: Damn it, I can NEVER remember that! <paces back and forth> I’m pretty sure… let’s see, process of elimination… <counts off her fingers> I think it was… you!
Angelina: <headsmack> Of course! Yes, it was me? I came to this ring and I overcame all of them! Velvet, has anyone else in the history of anything done that?
Velvet: Hmm… nope!
Angelina: Damn right, nobody! <addresses the audience> At Unrelenting I did what nobody else has ever done! I came to this ring, was surrounded by some of WWR’s best and ugliest, and I overcame them all! We, the Beautiful People, are already head and shoulders above everybody in the back and in this audience. But now, with what I did last Sunday? I am the single greatest wrestler on this roster and in this industry! So that’s why I’m using my title shot to challenge-
Taylor Wilde’s music hits, and Taylor enters the ring. Angelina and Velvet are outraged.
Taylor: Well, well, well, isn’t this a familiar picture? You two are spouting off, I come out, and the both of you back away.
Angelina: You shut the hell up! This isn’t TNA! You may have begged and pleaded and went into Cornette’s office to “persuade” him to hire you, but that doesn’t mean anything here! You’re not a champion, you’re not a number one contender, you’re NOTHING!
Taylor: You’re right, I’m not a champion or a contender. But you know what? Looking at some of the champions and contenders of this company right now, that’s not exactly an insult! We’ve got Gail Kim, who won her title with a cheap shot and then hasn’t won a match ever since. We’ve got Rain, who sets her opponents on fire and then acts like she’s the better wrestler for it. And then we’ve got you two, Jenna Jameson and Jenna Haze, getting lucky in a top rope match and then acting like it’s something to be proud of! There’s only one champion or contender in WWR right now who isn’t an absolute DISGRACE, and even though it’d be an absolute THRILL to kick your asses, I wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t leave one of them for The Voodoo Queen, The Haze, and Portia Frickin’ Perez!
Roxxi Laveaux’s theme hits, and Roxxi comes to the ring with Daizee Haze at her side. Portia Perez is nowhere to be found. Roxxi and Daizee look around for a second, then focus on the ring.
Angelina and Velvet back away, realizing they’re outnumbered.
Daizee: Well, destroying them would be fun, but before we do that, a few words… wait, you know what? These people didn’t pay to watch conversation!
Roxxi and Daizee high five and advance on Angelina and Velvet, who quickly back up to the ropes.
Suddenly, Taylor grabs Roxxi from behind and hits her with a German suplex. Angelina and Velvet charge and hit double boots on Daizee, who is knocked across the ring and under the bottom rope to the floor. Taylor, Angelina, and Velvet stomp on Roxxi repeatedly, then kick her out of the ring. Daizee and Roxxi back away, shocked.
Taylor high fives Angelina and Velvet.
Angelina: I guess it’s no big surprise now, but in case you’re as dumb as you are ugly – I’m using my contender spot to challenge YOU, Roxxi, at the next pay per view!
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JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, here with former Revolutionary Champion ODB.
ODB: I was distracted by the economy! Rain got lucky! I couldn’t sleep the night before because I have chronic insomnia! The ladder was too slippery! I ran out of vodka!!
JB: …
ODB: Oh I’m kidding! <smacks JB’s back>
JB: Ow!
ODB: I’m not gonna whine and bitch. I tried to climb the ladder when I should have shoved it up Rain’s ass, I know.
JB: So what are you going to do now?
ODB: Fix my mistake, of course! <walks off>
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Roxxi and Portia are walking down the halls. Daizee has an ice pack where Angelina and Velvet double-booted her.
Daizee: …you know, come to think of it, what was the deal with you leaving Portia and I a bottle of Louisiana hot sauce a few weeks ago?
Roxxi: I’m from Louisiana.
Daizee: <headsmack> Right, right… why didn’t anyone get that hint?
Roxxi: <shrugs>
Portia Perez comes barreling down the hall in front of them.
Portia: Oh god! Damn it! I’m soooo sorry guys, I forgot to set the alarm so I slept in and then traffic getting here was hell, my car got a flat and the spare tire was flat, and-
Daizee: <interrupts> Portia!
Portia: I should have been here, I’m sorry! I’m-
Daizee: Portia, calm down! It’s fine, really.
Portia: But if I was there we could have taken them!
Daizee: We couldn’t have seen it coming! Stop beating yourself up, it’s not your fault. <smirks> If you want penance so bad, go challenge Awesome Kong or something.
Portia: …okay!
Roxxi: …Portia, she was kidding.
Portia: No, no! I’m challenging her! I’ll show you two, you’ll see! Go Barbie Crushers! <runs out>
Daizee: Portia!!
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One Fall Match
Awesome Kong vs. Portia Perez
Kong smirks at Portia, who looks determined.
Portia rushes Kong, hitting her with closed hand strikes. The ref moves to say something, but Kong shoves Portia away. Portia falls and rolls back, stopping against the ropes all the way across the ring. Portia looks at Kong, breathing hard, and gets to her feet. Kong advances. Portia charges, and Kong drops her with a hard lariat. Kong licks her lips, covers, and gets two. Kong pauses, then grabs Portia by the hair and yanks her to her feet. Kong drags Portia to the corner by her hair and slams her head into it. Portia stumbles away. Kong grabs Portia and whips her to the far corner. Kong charges and hits Portia with a running splash. Portia falls on her stomach.
Kong grabs Portia’s hair and yanks her up. Kong drags Portia to the center of the ring, an sets her up for an Awesome Bomb. Kong brings Portia up, but Portia gets out and lands in front of Kong. Portia rushes Kong, but Kong simply grabs her throat. Portia claws at Kong’s hand for a second before Kong hits her with a chokeslam.
Portia rolls around on the mat, clutching her throat. Kong circles Portia for a while, then yanks Portia up and whips her to the far corner. Kong charges, and Portia brings her feet up and kicks Kong away. Kong stumbles away, while Portia rests against the corner. Kong turns back to Portia and charges again. Portia dives out of the way, and Kong hits the corner. Portia backs up to the center of the ring. Kong turns around, and Portia charges and hits a high knee to Kong’s jaw. Kong is knocked against the corner. Portia lands on her feet, hops back, and hits Kong with a superkick. Kong falls seated against the corner. Portia looks at her, clearly surprised, then laughs and does one of her signature spins.
Kong begins to get up. Portia runs and hits a dropkick to Kong’s face, dropping her again. Portia drags Kong out into the ring, and covers for two. Portia gets up and backs away, waiting for Kong to rise. Kong stands, and Portia charges, hitting another high knee. Kong stumbles back. Portia grabs Kong by the hair and yanks her down into a knee to the gut, then again into a knee to the head. Portia pushes Kong away and kicks her gut, bending her over, then hits a spinning knee to the side of Kong’s head. Kong spins around and hits the mat. Portia transitions the spin into another pose for the crowd.
Portia: I’M PORTIA FRICKIN’ PEREZ!!
Portia grabs Kong and yanks her up, and sets up for a Kosher Pickle [spinning Unprettier]. Portia completes the initial spin, her back to Kong, and Kong shoves her away. Portia stumbles across the ring, then spins around and charges. Kong drops Portia with a spinning backfist. Kong quickly grabs Portia by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring. Kong brings Portia up and hits an Awesome Bomb, holding it for the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Awesome Kong!
Roxxi and Daizee quickly run down the ramp and slide into the ring. The ref stands between them and Kong and Raisha. The two sides stare each other down. Daizee points up the ramp. Kong pauses, then climbs out of the ring, Raisha following. Roxxi and Daizee then turn their attention to Portia, helping her up.
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Christy Hemme is in the locker room, lacing up her boots. Krystal walks in, and Christy quickly stands up. The two look at each other for a minute, both remembering what happened at Unrelenting.
Krystal: …you beat the hell out of me to prevent me from going to the ring and maybe getting hurt.
Christy: …well… yeah.
Krystal: <pauses, then nods> …thanks.
Christy: Don’t mention it.
Christy and Krystal hug. Beth Phoenix walks in.
Beth: Oh God, put a sock on the door or something.
Krystal: That’s not what we were doing!
Beth: I know, I know. Christy, remember a few months ago, I helped you get people to respect you again? Well, I need some team members for this Queens of Extreme thing, and the first person that came to mind was the girl I created. You.
Christy: …not much experience in asking for help, eh? You don’t have to guilt me into it, I’d be happy to help. <high fives Beth> Let’s kick Gail’s ass.
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Rain’s music hits, and Rain makes her way to the ring.
Rain: So, who’s the hardcore bitch now, hm? I heard you people talking about me. <mocks> Ooohh, Rain doesn’t look like Batista; there’s no way she could beat ODB! Well to all you nonbelievers, weeks ago, I set Victoria on fire and ended her career. And last week, I came out here and I did exactly what I said I was going to do – I yanked ODB off that ladder with Acid Rain, I climbed that ladder, I grabbed that belt, and now I stand here as your WWR Revolutionary Champion!
ODB’s music hits, and ODB makes her way to the ring.
ODB: <takes a shot> Sooo, you’ve got the belt now, eh? Well, credit where credit is due on that, but there’s one problem! I’m still here! As hardcore as a ladder match can be, there’s one problem! You don’t have to beat the other person’s ass to a bloody pulp to win it!
Rain: Okay, I can respect that, because nothing would please me more than you do to you what I did to Victoria. But if you’re looking to challenge again you can just turn and walk back up that ramp, because-
Victoria’s music hits, and Victoria makes her way to the ring. Her lower legs are taped up, but she’s walking normally. She enters the ring and walks right up to Rain, staring her down.
ODB: …oh damn, this should go well.
“Let’s see what you got!”
Biggest Letdown plays, and Elvira steps onto the entrance ramp.
Elvira: Well, as awesome as it’d be to let you two kill each other, I’m gonna have to go ahead and say “no”. <addresses the let down crowd> Oh come on! If we let them kill each other now, what will there be at the next pay per view? You all got candy on your way in, be quiet. <turns back to the ring> Now Victoria, you’ve been gone for over a month, so I’m not gonna just throw a title shot at you. And ODB, you had your shot, you begged me to let Rain be your challenger, and you lost. Victoria told you not to drink before trying to climb a ladder. So here’s my idea: ODB, Victoria, fight! The winner gets a shot at the Revolutionary title! And hey, let's get into the Halloween spirit and make the match... First Blood!
First Blood Match
ODB vs. Victoria
ODB and Victoria walk to the center of the ring, staring each other down. They raise their hands high and lock up, pushing each other back. Neither of them gain ground, and they break the hold. Victoria slaps ODB. ODB rubs her cheek, smiles, and kicks Victoria's leg. Victoria screams and falls on her back, holding her leg. ODB stands over her, then walks past her. Victoria spins around, grabs ODB's ankles, and yanks her back. ODB falls on her stomach. Victoria gets up and goes for ODB, but ODB spins on her back and kicks Victoria away. Victoria stumbles back, and ODB gets up. ODB advances, and Victoria hits a superkick without taking a step. ODB falls flat on her back, and Victoria limps away, holding her leg.
Victoria climbs out of the ring and looks under it. She pulls out a chair, a Yield sign, a two by four, a table, and a steel rod. She smirks and sets up the table beside the ring. She turns back to the ring, and ODB connects with a baseball slide under the bottom rope. Victoria takes it in the chest and falls back against the guardrail. ODB climbs out of the ring, smirks at all the weapons, and picks up the yield sign. Victoria pushes herself to her feet, and Victoria cracks her over the head with the sign. Victoria hits the ground, and ODB tosses the sign away. ODB yanks Victoria up, presses her against the ringpost, and hits a hard chop to her chest. Victoria screams and stumbles away, along the side of the ring. ODB follows her, and lines her up with the next ringpost. Victoria turns to face her, ODB goes for a spear, and Victoria dives out of the way. ODB takes the ringpost to the shoulder and falls to the ground with a scream.
Victoria gets up, grabs ODB, and gets her in a bridging reverse chinlock. ODB struggles to get free. Victoria eventually lets go, and gets to her feet, leaving ODB on the ground. Victoria walks back to the weapons and grabs the chair. ODB is getting to her feet. Victoria jabs ODB's gut with the chair. ODB bends over, holding her gut. Victoria tosses the chair away, and brings ODB up for a Widow's Peak. ODB flips out of it and lands on her knees behind Victoria, and scrambles away. Victoria turns around, and ODB gets to her feet. Victoria rushes ODB, and ODB connects with a standing dropkick. Victoria is knocked away.
ODB gets to her feet and advances on Victoria. Victoria approaches, and ODB connects with a hard chop. Victoria stumbles back. ODB grabs Victoria by the back of the neck, rushes her to the guardrail near the entrance ramp, and tosses her into it. ODB gives an OOOHHH for the crowd, while Victoria rolls on the ground holding her back. ODB pulls Victoria up and drags her to the table. ODB presses Victoria back against it, and hits an elbow to her jaw. Victoria stumbles away. ODB grabs her and lifts her up for a running powerslam. ODB backs up onto the ramp, aiming for the table, but Victoria escapes and lands behind ODB. ODB spins around and goes for a punch. Victoria catches it, does a one-handed cartwheel, and gets ODB in a hammerlock. Victoria holds it for a second, then brings ODB up in a military press. Victoria holds it for a few seconds, then slams ODB down on the entrance ramp.
Victoria circles ODB, who is motionless on the ramp. Victoria pulls ODB up, and ODB hits her with a jawbreaker. Victoria stumbles down the ramp, and ODB charges and hits a spear. ODB gets up on her knees, catching her breath, then pulls Victoria up. Victoria rakes ODB's eyes. ODB stumbles back. Victoria kicks ODB's gut, bending her over, and hits a Widow's Peak.
Victoria slowly gets to her feet. She picks ODB up and lays her across the table. Victoria grabs the two by four and advances on ODB, but suddenly stops. She looks into the ring and places the two by four across ODB's gut. She climbs into the ring and turns to face ODB. She grabs the top rope, pauses, and goes for a slingshot somersault leg drop. She lands on ODB and they crash through the table.
Victoria screams and rolls around, holding her legs. ODB is motionless. Victoria looks ODB over, and sees no blood. Victoria punches the ground in frustration, her other arm still holding her legs. Victoria crawls over to the weapons and grabs the steel rod. She tries to stand, but screams and her legs give out. ODB begins to stir, rolling onto her stomach. Victoria crawls to ODB. ODB pushes herself up to her hands and knees. Victoria holds the rod in both hands, and jabs ODB's forehead with it. Victoria tosses the rod aside. ODB is cut where the rod hit. Victoria yells for the ref, and the ref calls for the bell.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner-
The ref interrupts Lilian and talks to her. He points at ODB and Victoria. Lilian looks, then nods.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been ruled a draw!
Victoria screams in protest. She tries to stand, but again she can't do it and falls back. She holds her leg, and realizes she's bleeding from the back of her right leg - where she dropped on the two by four.
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Sara Del Rey walks into Elvira’s office. Every square inch of the office is covered in fake webbing or is holding some kind of Halloween decoration. Elvira is sitting behind her desk, a massive mound of candy on it. Sandman is leaning against the wall behind her, beer in hand.
Sara: <looks around> …okay then.
Sandman: It looks even better when you’re drunk. <laughs>
Elvira: <unrolls a pack of Rockets and eats them all at once> What can I do for you?
Sara: Well, I would like a title shot at some point, but for now I need to talk to you about Melina.
Elvira: Hm?
Sara: Yeah. I talked to her in the halls a while ago, and she’s talking about taking you out for good.
Elvira: <sighs> Didn’t she learn her lesson yet?
Sara: Apparently not.
Elvira: Well, go reteach it. You against Melina, next.
Sara: Uh… ok, sure.
Sara turns to leave, and Beth and Salinas walk in.
Beth: <looks around> …holy hell.
Salinas: Loco.
Sara: Yeah. Hey, look, Beth, I watched what you did to Gail Kim at Unrelenting. <laughs> You destroyed her, it was awesome.
Beth: It’s what I do.
Sara: Well it’s just unacceptable that she gets to walk around and call herself a champion when you beat her unconscious. In Shimmer, if something like this happened, I’d kick her ass. But since that’s YOUR job, I want to help put the belt back on who it belongs to.
Beth: You mean, help me in Queens of Extreme?
Sara: As long as, when you do get the title back, I get to beat your ass down and pluck the belt off your lifeless carcass.
Beth: <smirks> Deal.
Beth and Sara shake hands, and Sara walks out.
Elvira: ...you know what? I'm watching this.
Elvira walks out, Sandman quickly following.
Sandman: Elvira! <drinks>
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Elvira comes down and takes a seat beside Cole. Sandman stands beside her, Singapore cane in one hand and beer in the other.
One Fall Match
Melina vs. Sara Del Rey
Melina rushes Sara and locks her up. Sara shoves Melina away. Melina charges again, and runs into a high elbow. Melina is knocked on her back from the shot. Sara circles Melina, then pulls her up. Melina knocks Sara away with an elbow to the gut. Melina runs back to the ropes, bounces off, charges, and takes a big boot to the gut. Melina falls on her back, rolling from side to side holding her gut.
Sara pulls Melina up and whips her to the far corner. Sara charges and hits a running hip strike. Melina stumbles away. Sara advances, grabs her, and whips her to the opposite corner. Sara goes for another hip strike. Melina gets out of the way and Sara hits the turnbuckle. Sara stumbles forward, and Melina goes for a hip toss. Sara holds her ground, reverses it, and goes for a hip toss. Melina kicks the back of Sara's head while in the air. Both girls hit the mat. Melina quickly scrambles on top of Sara and gets her in a seated chinlock. Sara elbows Melina away. Melina stumbles back, and Sara gets to her feet. Sara turns to face Melina, and Melina hits a roundhouse kick to her leg. Sara stumbles to the side, and Melina hits another roundhouse to her chest. Melina kicks Sara hard in the gut, bending her over, then kicks up at her face, knocking Sara off her feet and flat on her back. Melina looks at Sara, then walks to the ropes to yell at Elvira.
Melina: SEE?! I CAN KICK TOO, IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
Melina turns around, and Sara sends her over the top rope and to the floor with a clothesline. Melina lands on her hands and knees. Elvira stands, and Sandman quickly holds his cane between her and Melina. Melina gets up and locks eyes with Elvira. She walks up to Elvira. Sandman nudges both of them with his cane, pushing them back. Melina holds her hands up in resignation, but suddenly yanks Sandman's cane from him and cracks Elvira with it. Elvira falls back, landing on Cole, who quickly scrambles back and falls over Sharmell.
The ref is up to 7 in his count. Melina climbs back into the ring. Sara stares at her with disbelief. Melina smirks, then rushes and jumps at Sara. Sara catches her and brings her in position for a fallaway slam. Sara drops to one knee, hitting Melina with a backbreaker, then gets up and hits the slam. Sara gets up, glances at the mess at the announce table, then turns back to Melina. Melina pulls herself up, glares at Sara, and rushes her for a hurricanrana. Sara holds her ground, and Melina simply falls off, landing at Sara's feet. Sara grabs Melina, picks her up, and drops to one knee to hit her with a backbreaker. Sara quickly gets up, flips Melina over in the air, and drops and hits a gutbuster. Melina rolls off Sara's knee and hits the mat, motionless. Sara covers and gets two.
Sara gets up and signals for the Royal Butterfly Suplex. She grabs Melina and gets her in a double underhook. Sara brings Melina up, but Melina gets out of it, grabs Sara's head in mid air, and hits a huge jawbreaker. Sara falls on her back and painfully holds her mouth. Melina gets up, stumbles over to Sara, and stomps hard on her face. Sara screams, and the ref holds Melina back. Melina walks over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Sara slowly gets to her feet, and Melina leaps off for a seated senton. Sara catches Melina on her shoulders, but stumbles to the ropes facing the entrance ramp. Melina grabs the top rope behind her and flips over it, sending Sara over the top rope with a hurricanrana. Melina, still hanging on the rope, pulls herself back over it and into the ring.
Melina: THAT'S RIGHT!
The crowd starts to go wild. Melina turns around, and Elvira cracks her with a chair. Melina falls flat on her back. The ref quickly calls for the bell.
Elvira tosses the chair aside and begins strangling Melina against the mat with both hands. Elvira stops after a few seconds, and hits several hard shots to Melina's face. The ref tries to intervene, and Elvira shoves him away. She gets up and begins stomping on Melina, yelling things in German.
Sara climbs back into the ring and yells for Elvira to stop. Elvira continues to stomp on Melina. Sara grabs Elvira, and Elvira shoves her away, and suddenly hits her with a superkick. Sara hits the mat and doesn't move, and Elvira turns back to Melina without a pause. Elvira yanks Melina up by the hair and slams her face into the turnbuckle. Still holding her hair, Elvira yanks Melina to the center of the ring, shoves her away, and hits her finisher, a front snap kick to the jaw. Melina is knocked off her feet and hits the mat, her back hitting the fallen chair.
Elvira climbs out of the ring and grabs another chair. She slides back into the ring and positions Melina's head across the fallen chair. Sandman, amused, now climbs into the ring and starts telling Elvira to stop. Elvira pushes him away with one hand, and raises her chair for a conchairto. Sandman holds onto the chair, keeping Elvira from swinging. Elvira turns and yells at Sandman, who tries to reason with her.
Elvira cracks Sandman with the chair. Sandman stumbles back, surprised, and Elvira cracks him again. Sandman falls to the mat, busted open. Elvira turns back to Melina, raises the chair, and hits the conchairto.
Elvira tosses the chair away and finally stops, breathing hard. She looks between Melina, Sara, and Sandman, then at the shocked crowd, and finally walks to the back.
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Quick Recap for the Lazy
Angelina Love defeated Serena Deeb
- Angelina pinned Serena after a bicycle kick.
- During the match, Velvet Sky interfered on Angelina's behalf.
Awesome Kong defeated Portia Perez
- Kong pinned Portia after an Awesome Bomb.
ODB and Victoria fought to a draw in a First Blood Match
- Victoria busted ODB open with a steel rod shot, but sustained a cut herself from a leg drop onto a two-by-four. The ref noticed both cuts at once and ruled the match a draw.
Melina defeated Sara Del Rey by disqualification
- Sara was disqualified when Elvira attacked Melina.
- After the match, Elvira viciously assaulted Melina, knocking out both Sara and Sandman when they tried to hold her back.
