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WWEF Rap Battle.

¡Tranquilo!

World's Finest Failure.
A thread I had up back on TWF I thought I'd get a nice cringe posting it here so here it is. The rules are pretty simple, spit afew sick stanzas against the battle rap GOD above you and so on.

This isn't meant to be a serious thing so don't get butt hurt pls.
 

Jeffry Mason

Your Local Sports Team Sucks
All I know bout Botchie
Is he don't got no crotch. See,
His dick was eaten by ferocious pubic lice
Quicker than dem Asians eat that shrimp fried rice foo.
Word
 

¡Tranquilo!

World's Finest Failure.
Original, not a word that describes you,
Went to the doctor after your shit bars,
Diagnosed with depression,
she passed the pill jar,
Took one pill,
She prescribed 2.
 

Jeffry Mason

Your Local Sports Team Sucks
You didn't win my contest for the G1
I'd insult with "Suck a dick"
But you be droolin when you see one
See I've known you since way back from TWF
And you'll forever be the fat kid who's always out of breath
From your cliche profile pics of the Joker by Jared Leto
To the cop out anime bullshit, kid you'll always be a zero
But just keep hangin from these nuts cuz you know I'll always be your hero
Hate to leave you now, but someone's gotta drink this beer though.
Yo. Word. Mumble mumble
 

¡Tranquilo!

World's Finest Failure.
Dude that was pretty gay,
I'm straight but Jay Leto's the bae,
I'm fat, still run circles round you,
Talking heros but I don't see Goku,
If anyone worships you they have to be smoking that purple Haze,
4 like fo' hunnit n' twenty daze.

Yeah homie G word up yo.
 

Jeffry Mason

Your Local Sports Team Sucks
Dude that was pretty gay,
I'm straight but Jay Leto's the bae,
I'm fat, still run circles round you,
Talking heros but I don't see Goku,
If anyone worships you they have to be smoking that purple Haze,
4 like fo' hunnit n' twenty daze.

Yeah homie G word up yo.
Well now that's cute, the kid thinks he's got chops
To stand up to a legend, guess I'll give you some props
Even though it's a dumb move, and you're bout to get dropped.
See the only Haze here is the Lavender, son
Fuck wit her, fuck wit me, kid I'll promise you're done
You'll be chokin like a dick on the barrel of a shotgun
But I ain't here to dis the gays cuz I respect tha Jacob Fox
Keep it up and I promise you'll end up in a pine box
Six feet under like Mark Callaway after Buried Alive
Think you got one good rhyme, bitch, I'm givin you five
So as you lie there in your casket being crawled all over by worms
Just remember why you're germophobic and they call me the Germ
Basic thuganomics wordlife
 

Nikki Nitro

The Beast
Champion
Well now that's cute, the kid thinks he's got chops
To stand up to a legend, guess I'll give you some props
Even though it's a dumb move, and you're bout to get dropped.
See the only Haze here is the Lavender, son
Fuck wit her, fuck wit me, kid I'll promise you're done

You'll be chokin like a dick on the barrel of a shotgun
But I ain't here to dis the gays cuz I respect tha Jacob Fox
Keep it up and I promise you'll end up in a pine box
Six feet under like Mark Callaway after Buried Alive
Think you got one good rhyme, bitch, I'm givin you five
So as you lie there in your casket being crawled all over by worms
Just remember why you're germophobic and they call me the Germ
Basic thuganomics wordlife
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LOL
 

Jeffry Mason

Your Local Sports Team Sucks
Stupid pussycat, always bringin up your old news
I'm keepin this site alive fueled by Jeffus Christ and booze
One of those nostalgic MP fucks, you must be real proud
Meanwhile us relevant people still makin noise real loud
Thinkin you're all that with your promos and such,
Man you must not read real promos all that much
See you forget who voted in the first place to make you champ
When in reality you and Jack's RP's couldn't make a virgin damp
Wanna spit real truth son? You suck more than before
The way your ass opens and closes I'd think it's a door.
All this effort tryin to get Snake to leave Solid for you
When all you've done is shown your colors true
A pussy is all you are and all you'll ever be
Cuz real life pussy's something you'll never see
So keep bringin up the bullshit past, let's just see where that gets you,
But let's find out what happens when the God of Ultraviolence starts to stretch you
You'll tap quicker than Ronda Rousey lost to Holly Holm
Because I conquer whatever the fuck place that I may roam
 
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