Master just gets ChrisPBacon69 and The Anarchist to roll Scat over and Master puts one foot on scats chest as Ref counts the pin while Reag shields his eyesThe Scat then tries to walk away.. but is extremely drunk because The Asian One can't handle shots of sambuca and as a result falls over. The Scat slowly removes his clothes and becomes butt naked in the middle of the ring. Scat mutters something about the new standard and passes out. Everyone in attendance is chanting boring and bullshit.
New champ: Reagmaster
Colemasters guard Master as he goes into a ARL-proof pod