WWEF 24/7 Hardcore Championship game

[The Gipper]

Neilson gets up and somehow pushes the monster truck onto The Reagmaster, he climbs on top of the monster truck and it counts as a pinfall.

New Hardcore Champion - Will Neilson.

Actually technically The Monster Truck pinned me

New Hardcore champion- The Monster Truck

 

[Mike Thunder]

Actually technically The Monster Truck pinned me

New Hardcore champion- The Monster Truck

BIG Mikey T lifts the monster truck (Mikey is a BIG BOY) and throws it to the side. He picks up Reagmaster from the ground and puts Reag and himself on top of the truck. 1-2-3.
New champs - BIG Mikey T and @The ReagMaster (you have to pin both to win the title)

 

[Geek773]

BIG Mikey T lifts the monster truck (Mikey is a BIG BOY) and throws it to the side. He picks up Reagmaster from the ground and puts Reag and himself on top of the truck. 1-2-3.
New champs - BIG Mikey T and @The ReagMaster (you have to pin both to win the title)

*As Thunder and Reag embrace, Jack Rogue blasts both with his signature steel chair to the face, and as they fall parallel Rogue covers both*

1-2-3

New Hardcore Champion: Jack Rogue

 

[Rosie]

*As Thunder and Reag embrace, Jack Rogue blasts both with his signature steel chair to the face, and as they fall parallel Rogue covers both*

1-2-3

New Hardcore Champion: Jack Rogue

Jack Rogue raises the title high in the air, but then, A BEAVER ROLLS IN THE RING!!!

Confused by the furry creature, Rogue looks at it, then suddenly, the lights go out, and when they are back on, the beaver is on top of Rogue who is laying on his shoulders. The referee counts, one, two, three!

New Champion: A beaver (Not me)

 

[Geek773]

Jack Rogue raises the title high in the air, but then, A BEAVER ROLLS IN THE RING!!!

Confused by the furry creature, Rogue looks at it, then suddenly, the lights go out, and when they are back on, the beaver is on top of Rogue who is laying on his shoulders. The referee counts, one, two, three!

New Champion: A beaver (Not me)

*Rogue kips up in a rage and viciously slams the defenceless beaver onto its back, then holds it to the ground*

1-2-3

New champion: Jack Rogue

Spoiler

Disclaimer: Jack Rogue's animal abuse took place within a sanctioned match and is not approved of by Geek773

 

[Mike Thunder]

*Rogue kips up in a rage and viciously slams the defenceless beaver onto its back, then holds it to the ground*

1-2-3

New champion: Jack Rogue

Spoiler

Disclaimer: Jack Rogue's animal abuse took place within a sanctioned match and is not approved of by Geek773

Mikey The Mudkip Mud Slaps Jack Rogue and sits on top of Rogue's face!

1-2-3

New Champion: Mikey The Mudkip

 

[Rosie]

*Rogue kips up in a rage and viciously slams the defenceless beaver onto its back, then holds it to the ground*

1-2-3

New champion: Jack Rogue

Spoiler

Disclaimer: Jack Rogue's animal abuse took place within a sanctioned match and is not approved of by Geek773

The Animal Abuse does not sit well with the fans as they boo Rogue who beat up a defenseless Woodland creature. Vets enter the ring and roll the little fella out on a stretcher. Rogue mouths off towards the fans until...

Mikey the Mudkip Mud Slaps the beaver and pins it!

Mikey The Mudkip Mud Slaps Jack Rogue and sits on top of Rogue's face!

1-2-3

New Champion: Mikey The Mudkip

As the Mudkip raises the title, a Pokeball is thrown into the ring and catches the Pokemon. The person who threw the Pokeball...



KENNY OMEGA! Kenny Omega runs into the ring and holds the Pokeball to the mat as he counts the Pin. One...Two...Three!

New Champion: KENNY OMEGA

 

[Geek773]

Nvm

 

[Rosie]

*Jack Rogue superkicks Mikey into oblivion. Due to death, the mudkip is stripped of the title*

New champion: Vacant

Beat you to it.

The Animal Abuse does not sit well with the fans as they boo Rogue who beat up a defenseless Woodland creature. Vets enter the ring and roll the little fella out on a stretcher. Rogue mouths off towards the fans until...



As the Mudkip raises the title, a Pokeball is thrown into the ring and catches the Pokemon. The person who threw the Pokeball...



KENNY OMEGA! Kenny Omega runs into the ring and holds the Pokeball to the mat as he counts the Pin. One...Two...Three!

New Champion: KENNY OMEGA

 

[The Gipper]

The Beaver from before becomes super Beaver

He pokes Kenny and Omega incinerates, as someone screams "OMG, THEY KILLED KENNY!" "THOSE BASTARDS!" Super Beaver pins the ashes of Kenny,1,2,3

New champ- SUPER BEAVER

 

[Geek773]

Geek is in awe of super beaver but questions the practicality of a long term animal champion, and seeks a solution involving a minimum of harm - the poor thing has suffered enough already. Knowing he must avoid its deathly poke, he scavengers for some kind of tool.

However, he soon sees Super Beaver relaxing on the bank of a river next to the home he just built, the Hoover Dam. Very quietly, Geek sneaks over and places a hand on Super Beaver's sleeping chest.

1-2-3

Geek takes the title and leaves Super Beaver a twig for when he wakes up, out of the boundless goodness of his heart.

New Champion: @Geek773

 

[The Gipper]

Geek is in awe of super beaver but questions the practicality of a long term animal champion, and seeks a solution involving a minimum of harm - the poor thing has suffered enough already. Knowing he must avoid its deathly poke, he scavengers for some kind of tool.

However, he soon sees Super Beaver relaxing on the bank of a river next to the home he just built, the Hoover Dam. Very quietly, Geek sneaks over and places a hand on Super Beaver's sleeping chest.

1-2-3

Geek takes the title and leaves Super Beaver a twig for when he wakes up, out of the boundless goodness of his heart.

New Champion: @Geek773

Unfortunately Geek runs into the entire Colemaster stable. You know what happens next. In the end Reagmaster allows not Mike Thunder but he allows Crithu to pin Geek to drive a point home that contradictory to what Geek has said. Crithu is still a well respected member of the Colemaster family and Crithu pins Geek 1,2,3

New Champ- @Crithu

The Colemasters now guard Crithu every second of his life until Crithu loses the belt because tee-hee

 

[Geek773]

Unfortunately Geek runs into the entire Colemaster stable. You know what happens next. In the end Reagmaster allows not Mike Thunder but he allows Crithu to pin Geek to drive a point home that contradictory to what Geek has said. Crithu is still a well respected member of the Colemaster family and Crithu pins Geek 1,2,3

New Champ- @Crithu

The Colemasters now guard Crithu every second of his life until Crithu loses the belt because tee-hee

After his disastrous defeat, Geek arranges a meeting with the Anti-Reag League, and they devise a plan.

After a tip off from an anonymous enemy of Reag, the ARL descends on colemaster HQ (aka some decaying bedsit on the Mersey ). Knocking on the door is @Beaver, who engages Reag in a conversation about rejoining the Colemasters, but this is merely a distraction as @CiV and @AfricanScatMahn take out @Mike Thunder and @TheKingSonic with Unbreakable Facebreakers and After Scats respectively. Then, Geek drops down the chimney and delivers a superkick to @Crithu and bolts the door to the next room, keeping out the remaining Colemasters. Before Geek can go for the cover, Reag notices the carnage and turns around, which Beaver capitalises on to deliver the Live-Wire. Geek covers Crithu amid the wreckage of the Colemasters then pauses before three, then the whole ARL play a game of rock paper scissors, which ends with victory for Scat, who covers Crithu.

1-2-3

New champion: @AfricanScatMahn

 

[Rosie]

Colemasters. Before Geek can go for the cover, Reag notices the carnage and turns around, which Beaver capitalises on to deliver the Live-Wire.

Heeeey I hit my old finisher!

 

[AfricanScatMahn]

The Scat then tries to walk away.. but is extremely drunk because The Asian One can't handle shots of sambuca and as a result falls over. The Scat slowly removes his clothes and becomes butt naked in the middle of the ring. Scat mutters something about the new standard and passes out. Everyone in attendance is chanting boring and bullshit.