WWEF 24/7 Hardcore Championship game

[Chicken McDouble]

The referee throws the belt onto the puddle but then counts for three and...

New champ - Hardcore championship

 

[Rosie]

Spongebob suddenly realises he is leaking, withering due to being in air, which he isn't used to. He collapses, with a puddle of water on top of him. The referee counts the three!

New Champion: Water

Then a Rowlet flies and steps in the puddle. 1....2...3!

New Champ:

Spoiler: So Kawaii

 

[Chicken McDouble]

The Hardcore championship magically hits Rowlett and is the Undisputed Hardcore Champion.

 

[Rosie]

The Hardcore championship magically hits Rowlett and is the Undisputed Hardcore Champion.

*uses revive on Rowlet and it pins the belt....and wins the belt*

 

[Chicken McDouble]

Snorlax appears and used Body Slam on Rowlett... OUCH.

New hardcore champ - Snorlax

 

[Rosie]

Snorlax appears and used Body Slam on Rowlett... OUCH.

New hardcore champ - Snorlax

As Snorlax tries to get up, he is hit by a rather large man dressed in a hoodie with a SPEAR! Snorlax is down and due to his incredible body weight, he can't get up, the hooded man pins him for the Three and becomes Hardcore Champion. He pulls his hood down to reveal his identity as....



REMI PETIT! THE BEAST OF ACADIE! A MARITIME CANADIAN WRESTLER!

The Crowd chant "Oui!" with him as he is the new Champ!

 

[Chicken McDouble]

As Snorlax tries to get up, he is hit by a rather large man dressed in a hoodie with a SPEAR! Snorlax is down and due to his incredible body weight, he can't get up, the hooded man pins him for the Three and becomes Hardcore Champion. He pulls his hood down to reveal his identity as....



REMI PETIT! THE BEAST OF ACADIE! A MARITIME CANADIAN WRESTLER!

The Crowd chant "Oui!" with him as he is the new Champ!

Remi Petit is celebrating in the ring when...



Graves - OH MY GOD! COULD IT BE?!

*The music reaches the 6 second mark and then...*

Ranallo - MAMMA MIA! IT'S WALUIGI!

*The former 3 (or two) time Hardcore champion emerges from behind the curtain and wastes no time running to the ring, he manages to drive Petit with forearms and kicks to the rope and then Clotheslines him over the tops rope. Remi gets up and then...*

Ranallo - TOPE SUICIDA! MAMMA MIA!

*Waluigi flys over the top rope and landing straight down on Remi Petit, the crowd are chanting 'HOLY SHIT' as Waluigi pulls Petit back to his feet and then...*

Graves - IS HE GOING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW? THE WALUIGI SPECIAL!

*Waluigi hits 'The Waluigi Special' (Pedigree) and covers Remi on the outside for a 3 count.*

New Hardcore Champion - Waluigi

 

[Rosie]

Remi Petit is celebrating in the ring when...



Graves - OH MY GOD! COULD IT BE?!

*The music reaches the 6 second mark and then...*

Ranallo - MAMMA MIA! IT'S WALUIGI!

*The former 3 (or two) time Hardcore champion emerges from behind the curtain and wastes no time running to the ring, he manages to drive Petit with forearms and kicks to the rope and then Clotheslines him over the tops rope. Remi gets up and then...*

Ranallo - TOPE SUICIDA! MAMMA MIA!

*Waluigi flys over the top rope and landing straight down on Remi Petit, the crowd are chanting 'HOLY SHIT' as Waluigi pulls Petit back to his feet and then...*

Graves - IS HE GOING FOR THE FINISHING BLOW? THE WALUIGI SPECIAL!

*Waluigi hits 'The Waluigi Special' (Pedigree) and covers Remi on the outside for a 3 count.*

New Hardcore Champion - Waluigi

As soon as Waluigi raises the belt....then comes in....



LUIGI! THE PERVIBIAL PLAYER NUMBER TWO IS HERE AND HE IS CASHING IN HIS LUIGI IN THE BANK! HE HITS WALUIGI WITH THE BRIEFCASE AND THE BELL IS RUNG AND THE MATCH BEGINS. Luigi Grabs Waluigi by the head and puts his head between his legs. He picks up the Hardcore champ before spiking him into the mat with the Luigi Driver! He pins the champ.

One...

Two...

Three!

Luigi new champion!

 

[Geek773]

Spoiler

The crowd explodes with joy as vigilante justice is in store for Luigi. A look of panic descends on the new champion, as he immediately walks to the bottom of the ramp and looks up it, frantically checking his sides in an effort not to be blindsided. No-one emerges from the back, but after a few seconds the Young Bucks roll out from underneath the ring to a huge pop, Luigi still none the wiser. They throw up too-sweets, and connect with double superkicks to the backs of the champ's knees. He drops to his knees and the Bucks walk around to either side of him as the crowd continue to go wild. They throw up the too sweets again, then stereo superkick Luigi in both his temples, his hat falling off his head onto the concrete floor.

Nick and Matt aren't finished, though, as Matt rolls into the ring while Nick pulls the semi-conscious Luigi back to his feet. Nick lifts Luigi into a Tombstone position while Matt grabs the top rope with both hands, then springboards through the air and flips into a Meltzer Driver on the outside! The brothers simultaneously cover Luigi for three and each hold one end of the title as they hoist it into the air.

New champions: The Young Bucks

 

[Chicken McDouble]

Spoiler

The crowd explodes with joy as vigilante justice is in store for Luigi. A look of panic descends on the new champion, as he immediately walks to the bottom of the ramp and looks up it, frantically checking his sides in an effort not to be blindsided. No-one emerges from the back, but after a few seconds the Young Bucks roll out from underneath the ring to a huge pop, Luigi still none the wiser. They throw up too-sweets, and connect with double superkicks to the backs of the champ's knees. He drops to his knees and the Bucks walk around to either side of him as the crowd continue to go wild. They throw up the too sweets again, then stereo superkick Luigi in both his temples, his hat falling off his head onto the concrete floor.

Nick and Matt aren't finished, though, as Matt rolls into the ring while Nick pulls the semi-conscious Luigi back to his feet. Nick lifts Luigi into a Tombstone position while Matt grabs the top rope with both hands, then springboards through the air and flips into a Meltzer Driver on the outside! The brothers simultaneously cover Luigi for three and each hold one end of the title as they hoist it into the air.

New champions: The Young Bucks

*With Luigi out for the count, Waluigi gets back up and stares down the Bucks. The Bucks have an advantage due to the numbers game, but then.*



*It's Wario! He rushes down to the ring and the fight starts, Waluigi eventually throws Nick out of the ring and gets Matt in position for the Waluigi Special. He gestures to Wario, who runs off the ropes as Waluigi hooks the arms. Wario jumps on top of Matt with a Running Senton as Waluigi connects with his finishing maneouver. They both cover Matt and get the Pinfall.*

New champs - Wario and Waluigi

 

[Solid Snake]

 

[Rosie]

*With Luigi out for the count, Waluigi gets back up and stares down the Bucks. The Bucks have an advantage due to the numbers game, but then.*



*It's Wario! He rushes down to the ring and the fight starts, Waluigi eventually throws Nick out of the ring and gets Matt in position for the Waluigi Special. He gestures to Wario, who runs off the ropes as Waluigi hooks the arms. Wario jumps on top of Matt with a Running Senton as Waluigi connects with his finishing maneouver. They both cover Matt and get the Pinfall.*

New champs - Wario and Waluigi

After their reign most seemingly appears to unstoppable, Wario and Walugi stand in the ring, holding the WWEF hardcore title. They are about to retire the championship until...



Unexpectedly, British Strong Style, Tyler Bate, Trent Seven, and the Bruiserweight Pete Dunne make their way out. The three head down the ramp and surround the ring and the co-champions. They rush the ring and ambush them. Pete Dunne and Tyler Bate attack Wario and Walugi respectively and despite their height and size advantage, due to eating too much garlic beforehand, they're too stuffed and tired. Dunne and Bate take them out, and they throw Waluigi to Trent Seven. He grabs him in a wrist clutch from behind and spins him out into a Seven Star Lariat!

Waluigi is thrown out of the ring and all that is left is Wario. Tyler Bate, because his strength makes me, someone around his age, envious, picks up the fat greedy bastard and drops him with Tyler Driver '97! All that is left is Pete Dunne. He pulls him to his feet and, because he is the fucking Bruiserweight, is able to send him face first in the mat with the Bitter End! Wario is lying on the mat. British Strong Style may win the belt until...



The music of Triple H plays and he walks out. He spits water like he does and walks down to the ramp and British Strong Style steps aside. They drag Waluigi into the ring and Triple H targets him first. He kicks the Purple Dynamo in the gut and hooks both his arms and drives him into the mat with a Pedigree! Wario is picked up and Triple H does the same, doing another Pedigree! Triple H puts both men on their backs and pins them both.

One...

Two...

Three!

New Hardcore Champion: Triple H ooh:

 

[The Gipper]

*The Reagmaster comes back, defibrillator in hand to not only shock this thread back to life but also to shock Triple H to death. Reagmaster covers for the 1,2,3*

New Hardcore Champion: The Reagmaster

 

[Rosie]

As Reagmaster holds the title up...

THE VIKING RAIDERS/EXPERIENCE/WAR RAIDERS/WAR MACHINE COME AND HIT HIM WITH FALLOUT/THE VIKING EXPERIENCE!

THE TEAM WINS THE TITLE!

 

[The Gipper]

As Reagmaster holds the title up...

THE VIKING RAIDERS/EXPERIENCE/WAR RAIDERS/WAR MACHINE COME AND HIT HIM WITH FALLOUT/THE VIKING EXPERIENCE!

THE TEAM WINS THE TITLE!

*As the team hold up the one title, they turn around to Wario and Waluigi! The War Raiders/Viking Raiders/Experience/War Machine vs Wario & Waluigi! They both stare at each other! The crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME" for 5 years while the two teams just stare each other for every second of those 5 years. But then suddenly Wario goes for a punch only for his hand to suddenly turn into dust and all 4 competitors turn to dust. Thanos then shows up and covers all 4 and win.*

New 1 time Champion: Thanos