Also, just for fun: The five-point preview:
-Is anyone else getting Austin/McMahon flashbacks with Bryan/McMahon? Just modernized, instead of appealing to casual scorned workers who wish they could do everything Austin did to their teacher or boss, this is for the lifelong wrestling fans who wish they can actually beat up Vince. Take an internet darling, have Vince play an IWC characature of himself, make Orton the corporate champion, make money. Love it... and Daniel Bryan being this generation's Austin in a similar feud? Someone invent a time machine and tell yourself that in 2010. *Pssst, Bryan's not going to be ruined! He'll get a ridiculous beard, yell the word YES! over and over, job, and use alllllllll of this to be the most over superstar in years!*
-AJ and Kaitlyn is really played out now. I'm trying to enjoy the Divas, but unless they want to do a Natalya comeback story (doubtful), nothing good can come from this. 4 women playing the LayCool ripoff character as a way to put over Kaitlyn (who isn't over) is going to be horrible television. Where is Emma?
-One. More. Pointless. Filler. Match.
-Hopefully we get a Kane (who can't talk, but still) promo calling out the Wyatts this week, then Bray handles most of the mic work... but nah, it'll probably just be another Wyatt squash with a Kane run-in. #TeamOptimismIsAlwaysDisappointed #TeamPessimismIsPleasantlySurprised
-Fire the Ryback. He's unsalvagable. Stop trying. Give up. He's done. Nobody cares.
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