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December 13, 2009
TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Payback's A Bitch
T.L.C. kicked off the show with an ECW Title match, a match made two weeks ago by ECW General Manager, Tiffany where ECW Champion, Christian will face three former ECW champion in all three different kind of matches. A surprise revelation of a love affair gone bad between the champion and the boss was made public in an episode of The Abraham Washington Show after an investigative report by Washington himself a week later. Christian then came clean about the situation as GM Tiffany denied that the match was in no way revenge on Cage.
A match firmly stacked against the champion, Christian first saw him facing "The All American-American" Jack Swagger in a table match. Swagger dominated the match with his techinical skills and power advantage but the savy, Christian came out on top, when Swagger attempted a running powerslam into a table set up in the corner but Cage escaped out of the move of the last second, scaling the back of Swagger and using the former collegiate star's momentum against him as Swagger breaks the table in half. Looking worse for wear, Cage waited for his second challenger.
The second challenger ended up being the ECW original, Tommy Dreamer, who came donw to the ring holding a chair. Much to the shock of everyone, Dreamer started off the match quickly with a haymaker chair shot at Christian that easily missed. Cage then countered quickly with a kick to the gut, causing Dreamer to drop the chair and then hit the Killswitch on the chair for the quick win.
As Christian awaited his third opponent, an upset Dreamer recovered from the finisher. The seeking revenge for the embarrassing loss, Dreamer picked up the steel chair and send a thundering shot to the back of Cage's skull. As the champion laid their unconcious with Dreamer standing over him, music hit as his third opponent, CM Punk rushed out with Luke Gallows following him. Gallows grabbed a steel ladder from ringside and threw it to Punk in the ring. After a brief staredown between Punk and Dreamer, Dreamer left the ring as Punk picked up the weaken Cage and connected with the GTS, climbed the ladder and unhooked the title. Punk and Gallows celebrated the victory as Dreamer watched from the ramp with a smile on his face.
Wisdom Overcomes Muscle
In the second match of the evening, John Morrison put his I-C championship on the line against Mike Knox in a typical match. Weekly surprise attacks by Knox, that garnered the attention of the champion ending up being for naught as Morrison came out on top after hitting the Starship Pain for the win. As Knox layed flat in the ring, the champ looked relieved that this challenge was finally behind him. The camera caught a shot of Diva Champion, Melina on the ramp applauding her former client for his victory. As Morrison joined her on the ramp, the reunion was cut short as Morrison's former tag team partner, The Miz arrived on the scene. He told Morrison it was now time to watch a real champion work as he swayed to the ring for his match.
He Is Awwwwesome!!!
As Morrison and Melina laughed at Miz's comment, the United States Champion challenger, Evan Bourne made his way to the ring, shaking hands with Morrison on his way out. Bourne, was on a roll, given the shot by RAW Guest Host, Jesse Ventura after beating Miz in a non-title bout. A regular match, saw Miz survive the high-flying Bourne, catching him the Bone-Crushing Finale after a missed Air Bourne attempt. After the victory, Miz continued to run his mouth on Morrison, who finally had heard enough and started to make his way to the ring. This left Melina alone on the ramp as she was blindsided out-of-nowhere by the return of Maryse. Morrison ended his charge to the ring and came to the rescue of Melina. Morrison carried Melina to the back as Maryse made her to the ring. Marsye and The Miz kissed in the middle of the ring to the shock and disgust of everybody in attendance.
Are U Ready?
Degeneartion-X came out to loudest ovation of the night as HBK and Triple H took their usual 10 minute ritual before the Unified Tag Team Champions, Jerishow, emerged from the back to finally end the war of words the past few weeks. In a steel chair match, the two teams battled in a classic as Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels put on quite a show. What was thought to be the end, Jericho gained the victory after the referee didn't see Michaels' left leg under the ring rope after a Codebreaker. Jerishow celebrated the win as D-X was visibly upset with the loss when WWE Chairman, Vince McMahon came out and showed the video. He restarted the match that saw Triple H escape a chokeslam and counter with a Pedigree and the win as D-X finally became tag team champions.
Later in the night, D-X offered their thanks to Vince, who simply told them to remember what he just did. Confused by the comment, D-X shook it off and the celebration kept on going as Hornswoggle, Kelly Kelly and others came in for the party,
WTF?
The next match up the evening saw the long arrival of World Champion, Undertaker, in it's full effect with the smoke and the druids as the fans didn't mind at all as they went crazy for the Dead Man. His challenger, "The Animal" Batista stalked his way to the ring for the match that was changed from a full fledged TLC match to a regular one after Batista claimed he wanted "no excuses" when he defeated the champion.
Two of the biggest men on the Smackdown roster slugged away in the middle of the ring each delivering moves that the other will feel for weeks. After knocking Undertaker to the floor after his attempt at "Old School" Batista looked on his way to victory as the crowd went wild as Rey Mysterio charged to the ring.
Mysterio, who had been missing since Batista's attack on Survivor Series was enough to distract Batista from his attempt at a "Batista Bomb" and allowed Undertaker to catch Big Dave with a chokeslam. As Mysterio cheered him on from the outside, Taker set up Batista for the "Tombstone" but a last ditch effort by a Batista shoulder block, knocked Taker in the ring corner but in the process also knocked down the ramp. As Taker staggered out of the corner, Batista lifted him up for the Batista Bomb but somehow Taker reversed in on the way down in the Hell's Gate. Batista tapped out but with the referee being down it was useless. The crowd roared as Rey Mysterio climbed in the ring but instead of reviving the referee, Mysterio hits a baseball slide on the Taker breaking the hold. As Undertaker stared down little Rey, he didn't realize the recovering Batista who hit a spear as Taker turned around. Rey revived the ref who rolled over and made the count.
Batista and Rey escape the ring with the title as Undertaker, raises up from the "dead" and looks rightfully pissed. Later on the show, Josh Matthews gets an interview with the two, who reveal the Survivor Series after-match attack was the back-up plan in case they both lost to the Undertaker. They announce once again they are best friends and will be forever.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun Too!!
The surprise brand shift of Micke James sparked a feud when she showed up on Smackdown with Women's Champion, Michelle McCool. McCool and new sidekick, Layla's insults of "Piggy" James towards the newest Smackdown Diva ended up with the a ladder match challenge at TLC. James told the champion that since she thought James was on the plus-size, she shouldn't have a problem beating her up a ladder. Despite the concerns of Layla, McCool agreed to the match.
James had his way with the champion and Layla when she butted into the match. The crowd went wild as James drove McCool into the mat with her DDT finisher and set up the ladder. She was stopped in her effort as Beth Phoenix's music hit as the "Glamazon" sauntered to the ring with Rosa Mendes following her. The two attacked James as the referee looked on unable to call a DQ due to the nature of the match. Layla applauded their efforts as she yelled at McCool to get up in the ring. Layla went to hug Rosa Mendes, who then floored her with a clothesline. Beth then entered the ring and picked up the champion and delivered a "Glam Slam" and set up the ladder herself. She unhooked the title and held up over her head in her signature pose. She leaves the ring with the title as the referee looks confused on what just happened.
Stepping Up To The Plate
RAW Guest Host, Jesse Ventura's, Breakthrough Battle Royal set up the next match as the winner of the challenge, Sheamus garnered himself a title shot against John Cena. Many thought that Sheamus had no chance in the table title match. Sheamus came out as the crowd moreless wasn't paying attention waiting for the certain Cena win. Cena came out to the roar of his fans as he was the only one that looked serious other then Sheamus.
Sheamus showed he belong, hanging with the champ every step of the way. The crowd gasped as Sheamus looked ready to drive Cena through the table with an elbow drop from the second rope but was relieved as the champ rolled out of harm's way. Sheamus kept control before missing a running big boot and then quickly found himself in the Attitude Adjustment and droven through the table as the fans went wild. Cena celebrated his victory to the roar of the capacity crowd as didn't notice the two men that entered the ring.
Cena was taken down by a clothseline by ECW Superstar, Paul Burchill as Smackdown Superstar, Drew McIntyre connected with a series of boots. The crowd booed as Sheamus recovered and they set up a table as Sheamus hit the Celtic Cross, sending Cena's body through the wood. The three assemble another table as they look to send the champion to more pain but was stopped in the tracks by none other then Randy Orton. Orton stood over Cena daring the three to come closer. Finally the trio decided to back off as Orton stared from the ring as they made their trip to the back. Finally Cena arouse from the beating and saw his rescuer. Cena looked confused as Orton left the ring without saying a word.
Lawler and Cole questioned Orton's intentions as the pay per view drew to an end.
Up Next "RAW" December 14. 2009
December 13, 2009
TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs
Payback's A Bitch
T.L.C. kicked off the show with an ECW Title match, a match made two weeks ago by ECW General Manager, Tiffany where ECW Champion, Christian will face three former ECW champion in all three different kind of matches. A surprise revelation of a love affair gone bad between the champion and the boss was made public in an episode of The Abraham Washington Show after an investigative report by Washington himself a week later. Christian then came clean about the situation as GM Tiffany denied that the match was in no way revenge on Cage.
A match firmly stacked against the champion, Christian first saw him facing "The All American-American" Jack Swagger in a table match. Swagger dominated the match with his techinical skills and power advantage but the savy, Christian came out on top, when Swagger attempted a running powerslam into a table set up in the corner but Cage escaped out of the move of the last second, scaling the back of Swagger and using the former collegiate star's momentum against him as Swagger breaks the table in half. Looking worse for wear, Cage waited for his second challenger.
The second challenger ended up being the ECW original, Tommy Dreamer, who came donw to the ring holding a chair. Much to the shock of everyone, Dreamer started off the match quickly with a haymaker chair shot at Christian that easily missed. Cage then countered quickly with a kick to the gut, causing Dreamer to drop the chair and then hit the Killswitch on the chair for the quick win.
As Christian awaited his third opponent, an upset Dreamer recovered from the finisher. The seeking revenge for the embarrassing loss, Dreamer picked up the steel chair and send a thundering shot to the back of Cage's skull. As the champion laid their unconcious with Dreamer standing over him, music hit as his third opponent, CM Punk rushed out with Luke Gallows following him. Gallows grabbed a steel ladder from ringside and threw it to Punk in the ring. After a brief staredown between Punk and Dreamer, Dreamer left the ring as Punk picked up the weaken Cage and connected with the GTS, climbed the ladder and unhooked the title. Punk and Gallows celebrated the victory as Dreamer watched from the ramp with a smile on his face.
Wisdom Overcomes Muscle
In the second match of the evening, John Morrison put his I-C championship on the line against Mike Knox in a typical match. Weekly surprise attacks by Knox, that garnered the attention of the champion ending up being for naught as Morrison came out on top after hitting the Starship Pain for the win. As Knox layed flat in the ring, the champ looked relieved that this challenge was finally behind him. The camera caught a shot of Diva Champion, Melina on the ramp applauding her former client for his victory. As Morrison joined her on the ramp, the reunion was cut short as Morrison's former tag team partner, The Miz arrived on the scene. He told Morrison it was now time to watch a real champion work as he swayed to the ring for his match.
He Is Awwwwesome!!!
As Morrison and Melina laughed at Miz's comment, the United States Champion challenger, Evan Bourne made his way to the ring, shaking hands with Morrison on his way out. Bourne, was on a roll, given the shot by RAW Guest Host, Jesse Ventura after beating Miz in a non-title bout. A regular match, saw Miz survive the high-flying Bourne, catching him the Bone-Crushing Finale after a missed Air Bourne attempt. After the victory, Miz continued to run his mouth on Morrison, who finally had heard enough and started to make his way to the ring. This left Melina alone on the ramp as she was blindsided out-of-nowhere by the return of Maryse. Morrison ended his charge to the ring and came to the rescue of Melina. Morrison carried Melina to the back as Maryse made her to the ring. Marsye and The Miz kissed in the middle of the ring to the shock and disgust of everybody in attendance.
Are U Ready?
Degeneartion-X came out to loudest ovation of the night as HBK and Triple H took their usual 10 minute ritual before the Unified Tag Team Champions, Jerishow, emerged from the back to finally end the war of words the past few weeks. In a steel chair match, the two teams battled in a classic as Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels put on quite a show. What was thought to be the end, Jericho gained the victory after the referee didn't see Michaels' left leg under the ring rope after a Codebreaker. Jerishow celebrated the win as D-X was visibly upset with the loss when WWE Chairman, Vince McMahon came out and showed the video. He restarted the match that saw Triple H escape a chokeslam and counter with a Pedigree and the win as D-X finally became tag team champions.
Later in the night, D-X offered their thanks to Vince, who simply told them to remember what he just did. Confused by the comment, D-X shook it off and the celebration kept on going as Hornswoggle, Kelly Kelly and others came in for the party,
WTF?
The next match up the evening saw the long arrival of World Champion, Undertaker, in it's full effect with the smoke and the druids as the fans didn't mind at all as they went crazy for the Dead Man. His challenger, "The Animal" Batista stalked his way to the ring for the match that was changed from a full fledged TLC match to a regular one after Batista claimed he wanted "no excuses" when he defeated the champion.
Two of the biggest men on the Smackdown roster slugged away in the middle of the ring each delivering moves that the other will feel for weeks. After knocking Undertaker to the floor after his attempt at "Old School" Batista looked on his way to victory as the crowd went wild as Rey Mysterio charged to the ring.
Mysterio, who had been missing since Batista's attack on Survivor Series was enough to distract Batista from his attempt at a "Batista Bomb" and allowed Undertaker to catch Big Dave with a chokeslam. As Mysterio cheered him on from the outside, Taker set up Batista for the "Tombstone" but a last ditch effort by a Batista shoulder block, knocked Taker in the ring corner but in the process also knocked down the ramp. As Taker staggered out of the corner, Batista lifted him up for the Batista Bomb but somehow Taker reversed in on the way down in the Hell's Gate. Batista tapped out but with the referee being down it was useless. The crowd roared as Rey Mysterio climbed in the ring but instead of reviving the referee, Mysterio hits a baseball slide on the Taker breaking the hold. As Undertaker stared down little Rey, he didn't realize the recovering Batista who hit a spear as Taker turned around. Rey revived the ref who rolled over and made the count.
Batista and Rey escape the ring with the title as Undertaker, raises up from the "dead" and looks rightfully pissed. Later on the show, Josh Matthews gets an interview with the two, who reveal the Survivor Series after-match attack was the back-up plan in case they both lost to the Undertaker. They announce once again they are best friends and will be forever.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun Too!!
The surprise brand shift of Micke James sparked a feud when she showed up on Smackdown with Women's Champion, Michelle McCool. McCool and new sidekick, Layla's insults of "Piggy" James towards the newest Smackdown Diva ended up with the a ladder match challenge at TLC. James told the champion that since she thought James was on the plus-size, she shouldn't have a problem beating her up a ladder. Despite the concerns of Layla, McCool agreed to the match.
James had his way with the champion and Layla when she butted into the match. The crowd went wild as James drove McCool into the mat with her DDT finisher and set up the ladder. She was stopped in her effort as Beth Phoenix's music hit as the "Glamazon" sauntered to the ring with Rosa Mendes following her. The two attacked James as the referee looked on unable to call a DQ due to the nature of the match. Layla applauded their efforts as she yelled at McCool to get up in the ring. Layla went to hug Rosa Mendes, who then floored her with a clothesline. Beth then entered the ring and picked up the champion and delivered a "Glam Slam" and set up the ladder herself. She unhooked the title and held up over her head in her signature pose. She leaves the ring with the title as the referee looks confused on what just happened.
Stepping Up To The Plate
RAW Guest Host, Jesse Ventura's, Breakthrough Battle Royal set up the next match as the winner of the challenge, Sheamus garnered himself a title shot against John Cena. Many thought that Sheamus had no chance in the table title match. Sheamus came out as the crowd moreless wasn't paying attention waiting for the certain Cena win. Cena came out to the roar of his fans as he was the only one that looked serious other then Sheamus.
Sheamus showed he belong, hanging with the champ every step of the way. The crowd gasped as Sheamus looked ready to drive Cena through the table with an elbow drop from the second rope but was relieved as the champ rolled out of harm's way. Sheamus kept control before missing a running big boot and then quickly found himself in the Attitude Adjustment and droven through the table as the fans went wild. Cena celebrated his victory to the roar of the capacity crowd as didn't notice the two men that entered the ring.
Cena was taken down by a clothseline by ECW Superstar, Paul Burchill as Smackdown Superstar, Drew McIntyre connected with a series of boots. The crowd booed as Sheamus recovered and they set up a table as Sheamus hit the Celtic Cross, sending Cena's body through the wood. The three assemble another table as they look to send the champion to more pain but was stopped in the tracks by none other then Randy Orton. Orton stood over Cena daring the three to come closer. Finally the trio decided to back off as Orton stared from the ring as they made their trip to the back. Finally Cena arouse from the beating and saw his rescuer. Cena looked confused as Orton left the ring without saying a word.
Lawler and Cole questioned Orton's intentions as the pay per view drew to an end.
Up Next "RAW" December 14. 2009
