"So, don't you people enjoy how I've been blocked out of the title picture? You're enjoying seeing CM Punk get knocked down a few pegs... Well, the jokes on you. You guys enjoy seeing Rock and Cena wrestle twice in a lifetime (Punk would go there), instead of being able to cheer on your beloved champion for 450 straight days in the Main Event. But don't fret, WWE universe, being locked out of the title picture doesn't bother me, not one bit. Because I'm going after something bigger than the WWE Championship. That... is the Undertaker's Streak. 20 years in a row people have tried to take out Undertaker at Wrestlemania, Diesel. Kane. Edge. Randy Orton. Shawn Michaels. Even Triple H. And all 20 years people have failed. But there's a difference between them and I, they're mere mortals, where as I, I'm the best wrestler in the wooooorrrrrrrllllllldddddd. I'm the best, you know it, I know it, all 20 opponents who fell to the Undertaker know it, and even Undertaker himself quakes in fear of CM Punk. In this world that you inhabit, I am God, and I'm going to smite down the Deadman at Wrestlemania."
Boom. Done. Simple.