Woman has cooking spray sex, throws bottle at boyfriend

[Fuji Vice]

She was lubed up, then locked up.

A Florida woman was fine with bringing olive oil, and even PAM cooking spray, into the bedroom. But when her boyfriend brought up his former fling named Pam, she wasn't having it.

When Barbara Hall, 60, asked her 45-year-old boyfriend to go to the kitchen for some "sexual lubricant," he obliged, according to police reports obtained by TC Palm.

Then things got slippery.

"Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed [the victim] misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam. ... [He] admitted to having sex with Pam recently on her boat."

Hall then allegedly flew into a violent rage, punching her boyfriend repeatedly and then chucking the olive oil bottle, a keg cup and a flashlight at his head. She told cops that she had no recollection of the assault.

She was arrested on a domestic battery charge and taken to jail. Her boyfriend went home.

I don't think anything is going to top this as the best of the week. I think I laughed for about five minutes straight after reading it. :

 

[Vegeta]

:laugh: Oh my god!! haha, that's some funny stuff right there, and the end where it's like "Her boyfriend went home." I don't know why, but it seems so Like a Boss to me, expect for the fact he got beat up by his girlfriend. But yes clearly the top story of the week when it comes to making you laugh.

 

[Sabretooth]

:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHA what a fail

 

[jojos]

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