Mike Chaos - He looks like Colt Cabana, Colt Cabana left ROH for OVW...OVW sucks
Chuck - His name rhymes with fuck
Monkeystyle - monkeys dont have style, I HAVE STYLE
Kaedon - He looks like Bruce Vilanch, Bruce Vilanch is gay
Peepshow - he likes white girls with orange hair
soulpower - His soul has power and mines doesn't :sad:
Cenamark54 - Brian Urlacher wears # 54, and he plays for the Bears
Montana - Hannah Montana sucks
This Guy - Why cant he be that guy? He always has to be This Guy...How Selfish
Great One - He has huge sigs
the dark knight - his name is all lowercased letters
Nino Brown - hes black
The Leviathan - ...Well, shit...I dont fuckin' know
thats it