I've been wrestling the men for a while - I'm promoting myself from the Women's Division.
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What WrestlingSmark Push Are You?
- Thread starter Bobby Barrows
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No Jobbers here, so obviously you need one.
I must be at like Bayley levels of title reign length by now though haha.
I just hope by now, I turned heel and have the championship.
The Major Update
We've returned everyone to the newest edition, after many months of a hiatus, we're here to find out What WrestlingSmark's Push Are You? We will begin with Smarks World as the first brand, as many major developments have come through the world of sports. Let us find out what's going on!
This time on Smarks' World
First things first, the World Heavyweight Championship has changed hands! As The Originals (@Chris, @Cwalker, and @Deezy) fought against @The Blaze and @HoHo Kimura, one man came out of nowhere to shock everybody by defeating both groups and winning the coveted World Heavyweight Championship... @Heel Looch had debuted shortly after HoHo won the title, and the man went on an absolute tear, destroying everyone who came across his path... In one of the most anticipated matches in years, Looch decimated Chris in a scant three minutes, shocking the world and proving that he was a force to be reckoned with. As the third party in Smarks World's "Mafia War", he formed his own stable with Duke (now known as @Butters), and long-time rival @Dakstang to form the CBM (ChatBox Mafia). HoHo and Blaze could not allow this, and needed a helper... That is where @Necro came in. With things continuing to heat up in Smarks World, where does the rest of the brand stand?
Butters himself retained the United States Championship throughout the summer and fall himself, and now with Dakstang as his friend and Looch as the leader, the trio protected one another rather nicely. That doesn't mean there aren't any challenges coming up the pike. After all @bradatar has been making a name for himself as the Midcard Fighter. Now with other main eventers pissed off at Looch's group, it looks like Butters' reign may come to an end sooner or later.
@Banned Blaine continues his record-setting championship reign as of late, but a new name has arrived and is coming for the title, his name is @Painmaker, and he looks like a man who is running through the cruiserweight division; one could say he's a Cruiserweight Dominator. Blaine better keep one eye open.
Over on Smarks' Universe...
Grim continued to hold onto the Universal Championship, but just barely against The Pack. Clearly, Smark has been growing more frustrated, and it took some time, but @Hoss of Horrors won the Universal Championship via screw-job. Grim had been screwed by @Kid Vicious in front of everyone, and he would not lie down for that. But he needed help against The Pack, who have been determined to drive him out of the Smarks Wrestling Federation...
See @Sabretooth, the monster of the brand, and the one man who has beaten both Grim (non-title) and The EC clean. The Pack clearly did not like Sabs either, and Grim saw him as an ally during these trying times. Meanwhile, folks like @Witchy Mitchy have felt slighted by Smark, continually passed over for Pack-mates. This small alliance between Grim, Mitch, and Sabs would be volatile as hell, but they all want the title, no matter what. However, there is a new man on campus...
@Doom Slayer had been the Intercontinental Champion for some time, before finally losing it to new midcard star @List of Jericho. Doom saw this as his opportunity to rocket his way to the main event, and he snatched it. While The Pack and the small alliance was fighting, Doom came in like a semi-truck and just beat the living hell out of everyone with reckless abandon. He is truly the Main Event Psychopath.
As time went on though, there came new names in the scene. @Jobber Doink rocketed his way to the upper midcard before falling to the big stars on the next level. Doink became the de facto Jobber to the Stars, the gatekeeper to the lower talent, but a man who constantly loses to the main eventers and other upper midcarders. Then there's @List of Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion. @Fearless has made a name for themselves recently as a Midcard Tweener. @Project Jonny is also looking to become a challenger for the Intercontinental Championship as an Enigmatic Midcarder.
Perhaps the biggest thing was the Women's Division, which has seen its biggest rise in talent in recent memory. @Mox Girl's reign of terror finally ended at the hands of @Junkette to claim the Women's Championship. This however led to more challenges, as three new names have come to fight. The first is @Glock Anderson, the brutal and vicious challenger for the Women's Title, truly a Hardcore Fighter. The next is @Princess Beavie, Smark Wrestling Federation's one and only Royalty, a princess from some far-off nation, she wishes to prove her greatness with a title in this company. The final is @Vampire Quinn, who wields her fangs with ruthless efficiency and will drain the blood of her enemies. Things are not always greener on the other side for Junkette, as she'll no doubt soon learn.
In the tag-team division, @Kiffy Pop did the unbelievable by betraying long-time tag partner @Daddy Deville for his *new* partner, @Josh Drake. The two, known for their inane rambling and general incoherentness, became despicable heels because of this betrayal. Seeing the need to get back at Kif, OMB decided to tag with @Fourth, having lost his own tag partner to budget cuts. Meanwhile, @Jeff Valley Driver and @Tweet somehow *still* have the tag team championships, but not through lack of trying by other teams... because The Pack and Smark have kept the belts on them, but this may not last long with the tide that's coming.
In the Hardcore Division, @Dmac inevitably lost the hardcore title to @Geese, who has been off to a strong start since his debut. There also appears to be a new member of the hardcore division, known as @Phenomenal 1. Things are cooking in the hardcore division, say what you will.
With that, it's time to close another edition of What Wrestling Smark's Push Are You?
We've returned everyone to the newest edition, after many months of a hiatus, we're here to find out What WrestlingSmark's Push Are You? We will begin with Smarks World as the first brand, as many major developments have come through the world of sports. Let us find out what's going on!
This time on Smarks' World
First things first, the World Heavyweight Championship has changed hands! As The Originals (@Chris, @Cwalker, and @Deezy) fought against @The Blaze and @HoHo Kimura, one man came out of nowhere to shock everybody by defeating both groups and winning the coveted World Heavyweight Championship... @Heel Looch had debuted shortly after HoHo won the title, and the man went on an absolute tear, destroying everyone who came across his path... In one of the most anticipated matches in years, Looch decimated Chris in a scant three minutes, shocking the world and proving that he was a force to be reckoned with. As the third party in Smarks World's "Mafia War", he formed his own stable with Duke (now known as @Butters), and long-time rival @Dakstang to form the CBM (ChatBox Mafia). HoHo and Blaze could not allow this, and needed a helper... That is where @Necro came in. With things continuing to heat up in Smarks World, where does the rest of the brand stand?
Butters himself retained the United States Championship throughout the summer and fall himself, and now with Dakstang as his friend and Looch as the leader, the trio protected one another rather nicely. That doesn't mean there aren't any challenges coming up the pike. After all @bradatar has been making a name for himself as the Midcard Fighter. Now with other main eventers pissed off at Looch's group, it looks like Butters' reign may come to an end sooner or later.
@Banned Blaine continues his record-setting championship reign as of late, but a new name has arrived and is coming for the title, his name is @Painmaker, and he looks like a man who is running through the cruiserweight division; one could say he's a Cruiserweight Dominator. Blaine better keep one eye open.
Over on Smarks' Universe...
Grim continued to hold onto the Universal Championship, but just barely against The Pack. Clearly, Smark has been growing more frustrated, and it took some time, but @Hoss of Horrors won the Universal Championship via screw-job. Grim had been screwed by @Kid Vicious in front of everyone, and he would not lie down for that. But he needed help against The Pack, who have been determined to drive him out of the Smarks Wrestling Federation...
See @Sabretooth, the monster of the brand, and the one man who has beaten both Grim (non-title) and The EC clean. The Pack clearly did not like Sabs either, and Grim saw him as an ally during these trying times. Meanwhile, folks like @Witchy Mitchy have felt slighted by Smark, continually passed over for Pack-mates. This small alliance between Grim, Mitch, and Sabs would be volatile as hell, but they all want the title, no matter what. However, there is a new man on campus...
@Doom Slayer had been the Intercontinental Champion for some time, before finally losing it to new midcard star @List of Jericho. Doom saw this as his opportunity to rocket his way to the main event, and he snatched it. While The Pack and the small alliance was fighting, Doom came in like a semi-truck and just beat the living hell out of everyone with reckless abandon. He is truly the Main Event Psychopath.
As time went on though, there came new names in the scene. @Jobber Doink rocketed his way to the upper midcard before falling to the big stars on the next level. Doink became the de facto Jobber to the Stars, the gatekeeper to the lower talent, but a man who constantly loses to the main eventers and other upper midcarders. Then there's @List of Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion. @Fearless has made a name for themselves recently as a Midcard Tweener. @Project Jonny is also looking to become a challenger for the Intercontinental Championship as an Enigmatic Midcarder.
Perhaps the biggest thing was the Women's Division, which has seen its biggest rise in talent in recent memory. @Mox Girl's reign of terror finally ended at the hands of @Junkette to claim the Women's Championship. This however led to more challenges, as three new names have come to fight. The first is @Glock Anderson, the brutal and vicious challenger for the Women's Title, truly a Hardcore Fighter. The next is @Princess Beavie, Smark Wrestling Federation's one and only Royalty, a princess from some far-off nation, she wishes to prove her greatness with a title in this company. The final is @Vampire Quinn, who wields her fangs with ruthless efficiency and will drain the blood of her enemies. Things are not always greener on the other side for Junkette, as she'll no doubt soon learn.
In the tag-team division, @Kiffy Pop did the unbelievable by betraying long-time tag partner @Daddy Deville for his *new* partner, @Josh Drake. The two, known for their inane rambling and general incoherentness, became despicable heels because of this betrayal. Seeing the need to get back at Kif, OMB decided to tag with @Fourth, having lost his own tag partner to budget cuts. Meanwhile, @Jeff Valley Driver and @Tweet somehow *still* have the tag team championships, but not through lack of trying by other teams... because The Pack and Smark have kept the belts on them, but this may not last long with the tide that's coming.
In the Hardcore Division, @Dmac inevitably lost the hardcore title to @Geese, who has been off to a strong start since his debut. There also appears to be a new member of the hardcore division, known as @Phenomenal 1. Things are cooking in the hardcore division, say what you will.
With that, it's time to close another edition of What Wrestling Smark's Push Are You?
SmarkSlayer - Slimy Heel Authority Figure
Smarks World:
Chris - Face of the Company
The Blaze - Main Event Fixture
HoHo Kimura - Beloved Main Eventer
Necro - Enigmatic Main Eventer
Deezy - Main Event Returner
Looch - World Heavyweight Champion
CWalker- Upper Midcard Opportunist
Pat - Upper Midcard Tweener
Keith - Beloved Upper Midcarder
Swamps - Despised Upper Midcarder
Butters - United States Champion
Ace Dalton - Midcard Face
Dakstang - Midcard Rival
Adapting - New Midcarder
Bradatar - Midcard Fighter
Halfway House - Cruiserweight Face
TeaDrinkingLimey - Cruiserweight Rival
Blaine - Cruiserweight Champion
Worst Player Ever- Cruiserweight Tweener
Painmaker - Cruiserweight Dominator
Smarks Universe:
Grim - Face of the Brand
The EC - Universal Champion
Mitch - Main Event Tweener
Sabretooth - Main Event Monster
Doom - Main Event Psychopath
Buffy - Respected Upper Midcarder
Poyser - Upper Midcard Heel
Dale - Upper Midcard Corporate Bodyguard
Jobber Doink - Upper Midcard Jobber to the Stars
List of Jericho - Intercontinental Champion
Fearless - Midcard Tweener
Davey Wrestling - Popular Midcard Face
Wang Chung - Former Main Eventer Turned Midcarder
Brad Boyd - Midcard Favorite
Project Johnny - Enigmatic Midcarder
LadyHotrod - Women's Division Legend
Mox Girl - Women's Division Face
Juice - Women's Division Heel
Sky - Women's Division Tweener
Junkette - Women's Champion
Glock Anderson - Women's Division Hardcore Fighter
Princess Beavie - Women's Division Royalty
Vampire Quinn - Women's Division Supernatural Star
Co-Brand:
KIF - Despised Heel Team
Josh Drake - Despised Heel Team
Jeffatron - Tag Team Champion
Tweet - Tag Team Champion
Raidokken - Best Friend Tag Team
Big Man - Best Friend Tag Team
Fuji Vice - Hall of Fame Tag Team
Booty - Hall of Fame Tag Team
OMB - Betrayed Tag Team
The Fourth Wall - Betrayed Tag Team
Benoit's Weight Machine - Hardcore Division Up-and-Comer
Chitownsox81793 - Hardcore Division Face
Dmac - Hardcore Division Veteran
Geese - 24/7 (KFC Georgia Honey Mustard Gold Chicken) Hardcore Champion
DammitC - Hardcore Division Tweener
Phenomenal 1 - Hardcore Division Newcomer
Jimmy King - Face Announcer
Fab - Hall of Fame Color Commentator (Former World Champion)
PHX - Hall of Fame Ring Announcer
Stables:
The Pack:
Smark - Slimy Heel Authority Figure
The EC - Universal Champion
Dale - Upper Midcard Corporate Bodyguard
Doom - Intercontinental Champion
Jeffatron - Tag Team Champion
Tweet - Tag Team Champion
The Originals:
Chris - Face of the Company
Deezy - Main Event Returner
Cwalker - Upper Midcard Opportunist
CBM:
Looch - World Heavyweight Champion
Butters - United States Champion
Dak - Midcard Rival
GOATed Cruiserweight Champ
The fuck my heel turn at? 
I guess Josh Drake is gonna be carryin' my bags now.
When do I win my own Royal Rumble and make myself the Champion? You know, King shit.
Letter from the Desk of Smark, President of Smark Wrestling Federation:
"It has come to the attention of Smark Wrestling Federation that one of our talents had utilized social media to threaten several of our superstars with physical violence, alongside with issuing death threats. As such, the unnamed party has been released from his contract with the Smark Wrestling Federation. We are cooperating with local and federal authorities on the matter until it is resolved. We do not wish them the best in their future endeavors, but rather wish for them to learn from this matter and continue onwards with their life as hopefully a better person."
"It has come to the attention of Smark Wrestling Federation that one of our talents had utilized social media to threaten several of our superstars with physical violence, alongside with issuing death threats. As such, the unnamed party has been released from his contract with the Smark Wrestling Federation. We are cooperating with local and federal authorities on the matter until it is resolved. We do not wish them the best in their future endeavors, but rather wish for them to learn from this matter and continue onwards with their life as hopefully a better person."
I'm not carrying anyone's bags.
