It would be shit. You'd have DICK accusing everyone of rigging shit in their favour so as to disopportune him (or say bottled water is different from tap water), you'd have the failed 'rappers' KIF and jax go on a quest to discover who's on top, you'd have Gee aimlessly follow Carb around all day and night, you'd see intellectual posters such as DR JUPES get mistreated, you'd see some time shifting with JUPES, and then nobody would bother attending the film because you'd cause the main actress to leave the shoot due to allowing two degenerate rappers onto the set.
A cameo from PHIL DUNPHY'S MOUSTACHE would not be enough to save a film like this.